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Aggravationstation , in No one is safe from these psychos. Please stay safe

Here in the UK, those yellow capsules are often recycled to use for concealing drugs in your anus. Happy Halloween!

Norgur ,

Here in Germany they are often recycled to carry shock blankets or safety gloves inside of travelling backpacks... so yeah...

n3m37h ,

In Canada they’re def used for drugs! Take that Germany you suck! Drugs are good!

Norgur ,

That's why we buy them in paper bags. Come on Canada, the planet won't save itself man!

Tar_alcaran ,

There is no way you can cram a space blanket into a kinder egg.

hydrospanner ,

Out of the brown substance it was found, and to the brown stuff it shall return.

thorbot , in Fantasy rednecks

What better way to break immersion than have your quest giver start screaming GO ON GIT

PugJesus ,
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Kusimulkku ,

This is some Bollywood shit

creditCrazy ,
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It would be funny we had a fantasy world where twang accents are considered posh while British accents are considered casual like just imagine a knight saying “I’ma gonna go kill dis here dragon”.

Syrc , in Think anyone would notice?

NO GOD PLEASE NO

Being in the EU is like the one good part of the Italian government, if you take that out I guarantee we’ll somehow manage to be even worse neighbors than Florida

where_am_i ,

Likewise. Having trump and orban derail EU together is my worst nightmare. Please, keep an eye on your Florida. Don’t let it sh1t in my backyard.

MasterNerd ,
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Counterpoint: I want authentic Italian food

Syrc ,

Then come to Italy (or rather: go to France or Austria near the border so you can enjoy Italian food without actually dealing with living in Italy)

frippa , in lemmy.ml
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Antisemitism ≠ antizionism, lemmy.ml (speaking from experience) has waaaaay harsher and stricter moderation that something like ee or world, they straight up hard-remove words from comments, an antisemite would be banned on sight.

PhlubbaDubba ,

Unless they painted their antisemitism in a thin veneer of fetishizing supporting Palestinians

TeraFloppy ,

Most Palestinians are semites as well.

force ,

Antisemitism is specifically discrimination against jews, not against all semitic peoples…

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  • TeraFloppy ,

    And we trust all old German “Scientific” terminology when it comes to Jewish people? Or any people for that matter?

    Doesn’t change that hate is bad no matter what name it is given. And killing in the name of that hate is even worse.

    It is insane that people that share cultural histories with each other and pray to the same God would hate each other so much. It is mostly a disagreement between how long God continued to communicate to the people on earth.

    tjsauce , in Coming soon to cinemas near you

    God this AI Pixar style is cursed

    ShitOnABrick OP ,
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    TryingToEscapeTarkov ,

    That’s what they call me at the strip club.

    ShitOnABrick OP ,
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    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/66c38635-c18f-4d1d-ac78-e298fe07ea23.jpeg

    aAAW.that ROIGHT LAD THATS WOT.DEY CALL.ME.AS WELL

    Stamets , in Potions and lotions
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    This has to be universal. I did the exact same shit.

    Grass ,

    I made them in the cauldron (toilet). Included bath bombs and baby powder and shaving cream and whatever else seemed flushable.

    shneancy ,

    I used my grandma’s antique (or antique looking) glass decoration. They looked like really fancy potion bottles, and were just gathering dust! unacceptable

    Cylusthevirus ,
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    Both of my kids do this.

    FooBarrington ,

    Magical cleaning gels that make bubbly foam which you’re “not supposed to eat” because they’re “bad for you”? Could there be a more perfect potion base?

    x4740N ,
    @x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

    Yeah, did this a few times when I was young out of Boredom

    dragonflyteaparty ,

    So did my then five year old. She had a period where she went through an entire hand soap dispenser every two days until we got her to quit. She still uses shampoo, but as far as we can tell, only (mostly?) when we give her permission. It doesn’t run out super fast.

    Scubus ,

    I made a potion, and then in a moment of bonding stupidity, managed to pour it into my eyes. I never made a potion again after that :(

    creditCrazy , in They haven't seen the world
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    Believe it or not they do actually thedailywildlife.com/can-camels-swim/

    The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
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    Well I’ll be damned.

    creditCrazy ,
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    I also recall hearing somewhere that they often get killed by boats and sharks but I can’t find where I heard that

    snooggums ,
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    askdocsthrowaway96 ,

    Video or gtfo

    creditCrazy ,
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    Here m.youtube.com/watch?v=MV2-mpuqQQo&t=67s&p…I searching for a video it turns out it’s actually salt producers that are driving the swimming camels to extinction

    TheFriar , in don't do it, don't do it, don't do it,

    That’s perfect. My dick is 10 inches in diameter

    lowleveldata ,

    Is it a tree trunk

    PFShady ,

    Tuna can. I can’t bottom out but I can hit the sides.

    Akasazh ,
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    ‘like a baby holding an apple!’

    bfg9k , in Burger Blues
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    SubArcticTundra ,
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    There’s something I like about this aesthetic. It’s very… textured, unlike everything else in this day and age, which is smooth.

    Tb0n3 ,

    Smooth usually means easier to clean.

    SubArcticTundra ,
    @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

    Hmm that’s true

    son_named_bort , in They were lucky Aladdin was such a cool dude

    Final wish: Increase childhood cancer by 500%.

    Moc ,

    Climate change solved?

    cooopsspace ,

    You sick fuck.

    Take your up arrow.

    bazus1 , in Legs

    That’s pretty cool that they showed the avatars of both Meta users!

    DocMcStuffin , in My posts are apperently not artsy enough for Internet funeral
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    HellAwaits , in Reddit is a shithole

    Meanwhile on Lemmy, you’ll get death threats for simply stating you’re an arch user.

    IverCoder ,

    I use Arch btw

    nyoooom ,

    go sudo pkill yourself

    user224 ,
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    The program go is not installed. Install it by executing:
    pkg install golang

    roon ,
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    I use Arch too btw

    shadowSprite ,

    I commented that I had switched to Firefox browser from a chromium browser and that I was still using it but really didn’t like it and listed a few reasons why and got more down votes on that single comment than I’d ever gotten total on reddit. The condescending responses were something else. I almost deleted my account, like sorry, I clearly don’t subscribe to the lemmy hive mind, so I don’t belong here. I also don’t have strong feelings about Linux, guess I should get fucked.

    redcalcium ,

    As long as you’re not posting toxic stuff, you should just ignore downvotes because many people use them as disagree button instead of replying why they disagree with your points.

    user224 ,
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    Additionally there’s downvote bots. They can even stick around with you. You comment, and a few seconds later you’ve got 25 downvotes.

    FlyingSquid ,
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    I’ve had people (on both Reddit and Lemmy) go through my post history and put their single downvote on every one of my posts. What the hell is the point of that?

    Kittenstix ,

    Firefox not having tab grouping native on mobile is the sole reason I won’t switch from chrome, i run adGuard as a vpn anyway so nothing google is doing will affect me.

    But also - 20 is rookie numbers, i think i broke -400 on one of my reddit comments years ago, I don’t even remember what I said, I don’t think it was even political as I lean pretty left.

    sfgifz ,

    Well, the good thing about Lemmy is your downvotes don’t add up to some Karma like it did on Reddit. You’re free to state your opinion in one post without having to carry it around everywhere.

    1984 ,
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    The total score is appearently stored on your user somewhere in the database but not displayed… Someone said. They lied?

    sfgifz ,

    I would assume it’s a hard thing to implement reliably in a system such a lemmy. You could just spin up your own instance and give yourself a ton of points if you really cared for the numbers.

    1984 ,
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    That’s true… I wonder how it handles downvotes and upvotes on comments or posts, they are also replicated right? What if some instance goes into the db and changes those numbers?

    shrugal ,

    Then it’s only changed on their instance. They’d need to create fake users and send votes for them. At that point others should be able to detect it as botting, at least if the impact is big enough.

    AustralianSimon ,
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    You can do local counts as the instance owner can see that but afaik the who voted doesn’t federate. Might be wrong I need to go back through the docs.

    SnipingNinja ,

    I read that you can see who voted on kbin, so it should be federating for that to work

    AustralianSimon ,
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    Kbin is different to lemmy but activitypub only shares certain data. Looking at the tech info the primary server only shares the count to the federation but would know who directly liked it. www.w3.org/TR/activitypub/#liked

    Again, without testing on my own server it is hard for me to say with 100% confidence.

    jscummy ,

    I use Summit for my reader and it keeps a total post/comment score. Seems extremely inaccurate though

    MBM ,

    You can always go through someone’s comments and add up the scores

    1984 ,
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    Sounds like a fun job… :)

    Default_Defect ,
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    If you were on a linux or heavily privacy focused community, that’ll do it. I don;t mention that I use windows, I just say I’m looking into the swap to linux.

    AustralianSimon ,
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    Which is weird because majority of the gaming and corporate world runs on Windows. I dual boot my systems so I have both available.

    spez ,

    I posted a link in !technology about how mozilla had ruined firefox, damm got a hell lot of downvotes and a bunch of comments who hadn’t even watched the video going ‘hurr durr google baddd’

    SnowdenHeroOfOurTime ,

    Probably because mozilla didn’t ruin Firefox. Like at all. And the alternative is chrome which supports a global spyware system whose goal is ad revenue at the expense of the concept of privacy.

    Whoops my bad this logical argument is invalid because I’m simply “hurr durr”-ing

    SnowdenHeroOfOurTime ,

    You can tell you’re perfectly in touch with the Lemmy use base by how your comment claiming they all are evil and hate you is upvoted a lot.

    Rambi ,

    Reminds me of the “Everyone on reddit is a fucking moron” style posts and comments on reddit that would have like 10k up votes lol. I think the reason for it is everyone thinks they’re the exception

    Sotuanduso ,

    Reminds me of the time I got downvoted for saying that I’m not going to pre-emptively leave Chrome due to their plans to make adblock stop working until my adblock actually stops working.

    shadowSprite ,

    What? Off with your head!

    Sotuanduso ,
    anosym ,

    Sorry that you feel that way but I can’t see why after checking out the comment. It has downvotes yes. But there’s only 1 out of the 5 replies that I could agree is condescending. And it’s at the very bottom. The other comments seem to be trying to be helpful (because your experience with firefox can easily be fixed). How would that make you almost delete your account? Unless I’m looking at the wrong comment.

    FrostyCaveman ,

    From who? The Debian Taliban?

    boeman ,

    IBM

    Edit: also, I use Arch.

    user224 ,
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    I use Arch^(-based^ ^distro)^, btw

    superkret ,

    The GovernMint

    RVGamer06 ,
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    The Supreme Kernel Council

    superkret ,

    The Fedora Bureau of Investigation

    Number358 ,

    The Canonical Intelligence Agency

    superkret ,

    The National Suse Agency

    Siegfried ,

    We prefer being called debian fundamentalists, but yes…

    cook_pass_babtridge ,

    “The So-Called Debian State”

    kwekkie ,

    True I have yet to see Lemmy being any better. Although it’s good to see that even libtards are fleeing from Reddit.

    AustralianSimon ,
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    You look lost try /c/politics

    1984 ,
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    What… That hasn’t happened to me at all.

    Arch btw.

    cows_are_underrated ,

    I use Arch btw.

    PutangInaMo ,

    Oh what a coincidence! I use arch too, by the way.

    qyron ,

    Not being an Arch user, I see that trend as redundant.

    If half of what is said about Arch is true, the system by default tries to kill the user out of sheer exhaustion from keeping it running.

    seitanic ,
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    I run Garuda, which is an Arch derivative. Never had much of a problem with it. I update it once or twice a week.

    One thing it does is take a snapshot of your previous system before updating, so if something from the update breaks your system, you can roll it back.

    suenoromis ,

    Or a windows user…

    iegod ,

    I will say my next PC I may try to go with a nix distro after being exposed to so many of the latest features, in no small party due to the sentiment on Lemmy.

    Mind you, that doesn’t mean I won’t use windows but I am curious to try. The constant bashing though has gone from slightly unexpected to annoying to now just cute.

    Franzia ,

    Omg you use arch???

    ^me ^too

    Loser

    Nurgle , in No long hair!

    We weren’t allowed to have facial hair below the ears in catholic school. Used to bring up my man JC’s full fucking beard all the time when they hassled me.

    neptune , in Aliens should take over to help us or something

    I just got brain cancer

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