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ivanafterall , in He tried his best, just couldn't succeed
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I feel like "bitch" can be flexible/positive sometimes, but you really choose to try it at your own risk. Know your audience.

glibg10b ,

The slur filter needs to be configurable per profile. I am okay with seeing the word “removed”. I don’t want the instance admins to make that decision for me.

MyDearWatson616 ,

Which instance? I can see the b word in the original comment but yours literally says “removed” like, “taken away”.

glibg10b ,

lemmy.ml

FeatherConstrictor ,

Probably time to switch instances if instance admins have control over what words you can and can’t say simply because it’s a slur

Edit: obviously some slurs are better left unsaid but that doesn’t mean you should be automatically blocked from saying them.

shani66 ,

Dude get away from that shithole.

red ,

Pick a better instance

dylanTheDeveloper ,
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Sure thing bitch

Maggoty , in Lemmy has taught me that Firefox is the way

God when the whole Tiktok thing in Congress was going on nobody wanted to hear that their favorite big tech social media app was already selling information to China; had been caught doing so multiple times; and had never stopped despite promises and threats of prosecution the next time.

TengoDosVacas ,

WHAT information? What does China gain by learning that Sparky Douchebag watches BBQ and catgirl fapping videos? Are they planning their invasion based on the Heathers Challenge, or simply stealing our makeup tips?

Johanno ,

Search the company Tencent.

Then look at how many shares they have on companies around the world.

And then think about it. What power does Google have? What power probably Tencent has.

Railing5132 ,

Look into the research that has proven that the app has backdoors baked in, and combine that with how widespread it is - reaching every level of society; every industry, politician, branch and level of the military. Now remember that research into the Spyware activities of the app.

TikTok is the largest, most successful self-inflicted virus for SigInt ever. [citation needed]

TengoDosVacas ,

That doesnt answer my question. What information?

Railing5132 ,

Look, it’s not what bs viral video the algorithm is feeding these people. It’s the spyware it’s putting on the phones. It has been proven that the app harvests all the data it can find and phones it home. Backdoor root-level access has also been proven. If you can’t figure out why that would be bad, you probably have problems pouring water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

TengoDosVacas ,

I dont know why nobody seems to be able to answer this simple question:

WHAT DATA?!!

SamLeeway , in bonus if she's real
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KpntAutismus ,

instance checks out

PopcornPrincess , in My mental state

First glance I thought it was a piece of raw steak. 🤢

Deebster ,
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I thought it was tuna (or other sashimi) with a little fat on it. Either way, that emoji does not convey my reaction at all.

Tylerdurdon ,

I thought it was a dog bacon treat, and the answer is yes, wrapper and all.

Woof

Kase ,
UraniumBlazer ,

It isn’t? ☹️

BunnyKnuckles ,
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That appears to be a strawberry ‘now and later’ candy.

ysjet ,

looks like a cherry starburst to me, which are pretty common to have the wrapper stick to them.

dingus ,

Now and Laters were just flat out…not good. I don’t understand why people use to rave about them. It’s like Starbursts but they are infinitely worse because they are made of literal rocks and taste like the shitty paper they are wrapped in.

Kaliax ,

Meatflesh

Fisch ,
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I thought so until I read your comment 😂

key , in Good morning I choose violence.

LOVE NEEDS ASS ???

OpenStars ,
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No those are clearly straight-edged letters. LOVE NEEDS ALE. :-P

It could almost be LOVE NEEDS ABE LINCOLN, except the I isn’t quite right.:-D

tiramichu ,

Probably “All you need is love” read from the bottom of the stack to the top.

fine_sandy_bottom ,

Damn it. I was trying to figure this out for 5 minutes before finally getting it only to find smarty pants here beat me by 11 minutes.

I think it’s all “we” need is love BTW but you still win.

glnpf148 ,

I know you are joking. I just wanted to share my revelation, that it is probably ‘All you need is love’.

Dolphinfreetuna ,

2 MOUTH

Ignisnex ,
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I put some gel drops on my eyes, and could have sworn it was the Orcs Must Die logo

FlyingSquid , in text don't call
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“Help! I’m trapped in the mountains! I’m freezing and starving to death.”

“I understand, sir. But for a small fee of just $30 a month, your computer can be protected from viruses.”

Pika ,
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Honestly if a telemarketer called while someone was actually an emergency and they explained that the telemarketer would probably hang up if that’s their usual response to anything that deviates script lmao

LillyPip ,

Look, I never answer my phone either, but if I’m trapped in the wilderness, I’ll gladly sign up for whatever woo bullshit they’re selling in case that subscription ends in them rescuing me.

‘Yes, I’ll pay $6000/month for your penis pills, I’m a woman lost in the mountains. Sign me up and send help.’

xx3rawr ,

The Adventures of Hyena Girl

odium , in And thus began the salem witch trials

Manifesting? What tf is “manifest me” supposed to mean?

Gork ,

When you’re a South American country and the USA decides to pop in for a visit.

cypherix93 ,

I am your density

odium ,

Ahh yes, Mannyfeast density

nixcamic ,

They mostly did that to Central and North American countries. I know, nitpicking but…

saltesc ,

Oh, I thought it’s a week-long celebration of people named Manuel.

Godnroc ,

I think it’s akin to vibes and voodoo. You attempt to “will” something into happening like making someone else think about you so they contact you.

The fun example is trying to make someone’s head explode with your mind because you hate them but are unable to attack them physically.

Maalus ,

Magic thinking, basically if you think hard about something then it has a higher chance of happening. I.e. if you think hard about a new mercedes, you somehow might get it.

TseseJuer ,

that is not how it works. you envision yourself with the end goal of what you want. envelope yourself in the feelings of this future version of yourself and feel the emotions of that person and project those feelings into yourself. be that person, how would they act, what decisions would they make, what would they say to people around them? be that person and you get what you want you ignoramus.

it’s not magic

Maalus ,

Yeah, no. It’s 100% magic thinking.

TseseJuer ,

lol ok stay low friend

bane_killgrind ,
Fades ,

It means you’re brain damaged

morrowind , in Netflix series on the way
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

Wait, I’ve seen this girl before.

The story is, unfortunately, made up

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/b041dce1-3095-4025-9535-8a348c661e44.png

HerbalGamer ,
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The truth is just as good a cause though.

Duamerthrax ,

What if they’re assaulting a census worker?

HerbalGamer ,
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They shouldn’t have been so nosy.

SnokenKeekaGuard OP , (edited )
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Oh my god the scientist worked for the government? Thats how he had the immortality potion!!

modifier ,

I am not saying this story is true, but this snippet does not falsify it.

Jilanico , in Someone help me to understand this chart
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  • 0ops ,

    Dude you’re a poet and you didn’t even realize it

    EnderMB , in How much for cuddles?

    I’d love to see him retaliate with a chart for her

    [x] Stop being a cunt -> Stay Married

    0x4E4F ,
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    Mhm, that would be my ace of spades.

    Katrisia ,

    Sure, the spouse that has to create a reward system so that the other person does their chores is the one in the wrong, not the spouse that apparently needs parenting. Also, marriage is a favor to the former, not something both want and benefit from (/sarcasm).

    woobie ,

    You say she “has to create” this and that he “apparently needs parenting”. Did you have some additional context that informs that opinion?

    Couldn’t there be other reasons, such as she just doesn’t like doing those particular chores?

    MaoZedongers ,

    Motherfucker got caught with their bias hanging out

    PeriodicallyPedantic , in I'll just be over here setting a new record

    FINE, I’LL DO IT.

    But not because you told me to.

    GladiusB ,
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    I will, just because you did!

    PP_BOY_ , in Dinesh has some explaining to do
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    Fucking Corolla mafia took him out because he was driving a Honda

    Spendrill , in I'm trying to think of something more stupid than this but it's not easy...

    Plot twist: the MA program is in Ethics and Morality and they’re in the middle of a live experiment.

    numberfour002 , in New server policy. Lemmites who misbehave get sent to Disney land with a bus full of Disney adults.

    I think I have Disney PTSD from a former friend/acquaintance who had an almost supernatural ability to make any conversation into a conversation about Disney. So, now I’m super sensitive about it. Would almost rather a conversation start with “Have you heard about our Lord and savior Jesus Christ” than anything that includes the word “Disney”.

    ElBarto ,
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    Have you hear about our Lord and saviour Mickey Mouse?

    Tvkan ,

    Mickey Moses spent 40 days and 40 nights on a steam boat until they finally found land.

    awwwyissss ,

    Yeah, I just start mentally checking out when someone talks sincerely about religion or Disney.

    meyotch ,

    Mormons in my experience have jumbled their ‘religion’ with Disney so hard they cannot tell them apart. The latest demonization of Disney by the god-botherers has caused some distinct cognitive dissonance among my faithful extended family.

    crystalmerchant ,

    I am exmormon and I see my bitch SIL in this comment and I don’t like it one leetle bit.

    And guess which family is planning next year’s family reunion? And guess where they’re going to have it?

    RememberTheApollo_ ,

    TBF a there’s a lot of crossover between Disney and the religious. Disney is seen as whloesome and safe, and that may be true to a point, but it’s also just a furtherance of the conformity and exclusion of reality that the religious expect. Disney is militant on image and making sure the parks conform to their corporate rule. The religious love that.

    jenny_ball ,
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    this is really true

    ThatFembyWho , in Should this be in unethical life pro tips

    Honestly. I think that’s what many of the nutjob protestors and “commentators” do. Why work a real job when you can be paid by suckers to jetset around the country/world spouting controversial views.

    winterayars ,

    That’s basically what Fred Phelps and crew did.

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