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badhops , in that will show those libs

one has to ask how does this guy aquire said liberal cum??? master of the handy or slopper? just askin’

BonesOfTheMoon ,

He pays liberal gay men to let him harvest it with his booty hole, and then they feel Very Very Owned.

wabafee , in No way they’ll find me now

I bet someone have pressed yes a accidentally by mistakenly reading that as tourist.

danc4498 ,

Or out of curiosity

wabafee ,

I think this button don’t actually do anything similar to those age verification site. My best guess it’s meant to make an actual terrorist to put them unease giving chance for airport police to detect basically psy ops.

Butters ,
@Butters@lemmywinks.com avatar

Rather it probably just makes everyone else more nervous for no reason.

taiyang , in Outrageous!

Typical big box shopper. My local farmers market only carries Nintendo Switches. Can easily keep your grocery bill under $400.

werefreeatlast , in Olympic casual GigaChad

I heard the US lost. They should have sent cops. Then just paint a black man as the target 🎯. 19 shots hit, and only needed one for gold.

SkyezOpen ,

19 hits but 200 bullets fired.

Dnb ,

Many in the crowd hit, they had to redirect fire to the target

Juice ,

Tbf there were people in the audience holding water bottles which could be thrown as a deadly weapon – how do you know those bottles aren’t full of kerosene – and also filming the officer which can lead to the officer’s family being threatened by doxxing. The only people allowed to threaten the officer’s family with violence is the officer

werefreeatlast ,

I didn’t think about this possibility. The ratings are dropping and we need more viewership. How about next year Simmons Viles? Is that the correct spelling? How about she trains all the shooters to do a few cart wheels and such before actually shooting. Basically like an Xman event level demonstration of agility and dexterity. But let’s hope none of them are cops of this might end badly.

iAvicenna ,
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

and some acorns

uis ,

Plastic cups. But that’s for russian cops.

Katana314 ,

They can’t, there are acorns in France

Sabata11792 ,

The best shooters in the US don’t typically make it out of high school.

uis ,

Well, they make it IN high school

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

Quality vs quantity.

Buddahriffic , (edited )

Unless they arrive a little late and, upon hearing the sound of gunfire coming from within the stadium, barricade themselves outside and wait for the shooters to run out of bullets or targets.

Edit: a word

werefreeatlast ,

They only do that if it’s kids.

Ilovethebomb ,

Just got to drag US politics into it, don’t you?

yesman , in He's written over 200, so she has a ways to go...

Americans will use anything but the Metric System

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’m just saying if she really wants to impress me, she knows what she has to do.

swab148 ,
@swab148@lemm.ee avatar

She could clear all of the books if you download them as PDFs and put them on a thumb drive

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Instant gold medal!

deranger , (edited )

3.658 meters isn’t inherently any more comprehensible than 12 feet. I think “about 2 fairly tall dudes high” is better than 60 something books either way.

beerclue ,

No one will say 3.658m. We would say about 3.5m or 3 and a half meters. I’m pretty sure those 12’ are not exact either. You wouldn’t say 11 feet, 5 and 1/32 inches, right?

deranger ,

Okay, 3.5 meters is not any more inherently comprehensible than 12 feet.

I’m not denying the superiority of metric, I wish the US would just switch over already. However, unless you already know how long a meter or foot is in reality, you won’t have a good idea how high she can jump. Relating it to something makes it a lot easier to understand. Jumping 35 books is a terrible analogy, but jumping over 2 tall men would work pretty well.

sheogorath ,

Well, if you’re already familiar with the metric system, you can probably guess how long a meter is. It’s like when you’re used to the imperial system and you can guess how long a foot is or something like that.

EddoWagt ,

Having the units in imperial and metric is much more comprehensible for most people compared to imperial and a large number of books of which I don’t even know how thick they are

grue , in Oldest computer

My hot take: it’s not really a “computer” unless it’s Turing-complete. The Antikythera mechanism is incredibly cool and all, but it can only perform a finite, fixed set of calculations and thus fails to meet that definition.

blaue_Fledermaus ,
@blaue_Fledermaus@mstdn.io avatar

Technically it's a computer because it can compute something, it's just not a universal computer.

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

Porn?

bjoern_tantau ,
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

Can it go up to 80085?

bobs_monkey ,

unzip

mostNONheinous ,

Yes, most computers should also be able to run WinRAR.

CanadianCarl ,

Why do people still use WinRAR? 7zip is free, and open source.

mostNONheinous ,

It was fucking joke.

CanadianCarl ,

I know, but I wanted to know why people use that program.

bobs_monkey ,

Cause they paid for it, duh

Duamerthrax ,

Yup. I explain old automatic transmissions as Hydraulic Computers.

kuberoot ,

Right, so you consider calculators to be computers too? And I don’t mean the beefy scientific calculators, just simple ones with basic operations.

hemko ,

Yes.

oatscoop ,

“Computer” is literally anything that performs computationsit even used to be a job title.

“Mechanical Computers” were almost exclusively limited in what they could compute.

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

What’s your take on the E6B flight computer?

Napain ,

does anyone know what finite fixed set of operations it performs? because its doesn’t tale much for turinh complete basically just sum negation, and compare

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

The Antikythera mechanism is more like a mechanical clock or calendar than an arithmetic machine.

Imagine building a simple mechanical clock that tells the hours and minutes. You could even add a second hand. And an AM/PM display. And a day of the week display. Maybe even a dial that does the days and months, and that dial does a cycle of several years to keep track of leap years. Keep adding features in that fashion until it can tell you if there are summer or winter Olympic games this year and if Jupiter is in Pisces in August of 2077 and you’ll eventually have the Antikythera mechanism.

It had a single knob on the side that the user would turn, and this would drive an impressively sophisticated set of gears which would move a set of dials on the front and back of the device. One of these dials displays an ancient Greek month/year calendar which includes a complicated un-leap day system, a dial for predicting solar and lunar eclipses, and a big display on the front that shows the position of the planets in the night sky, along with the moon and its phases. It even kept up with the cycle of the Pan-Hellenic games.

Check out a Youtube channel called Clickspring to watch a very talented Australian guy named Chris build a replica of the machine and/or receive a brain massage. Both his metalwork and his videography are sumptuous.

PieMePlenty , in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

Not sure why a for profit corporation would limit its market to a specific, politically oriented, demographic. Especially when that corporations product is body hair removal - a process very much detached from all political and most social discourse.

Allero ,

They probably decided that support among the “anti-woke” MAGA folks will outweigh the backlash of everyone else. Just trying to find a way to position on the market.

Though history shows this kind of stuff normally fails, with target audience quickly forgetting the move and the rest not giving a damn.

CoffeeJunkie , (edited )

You need to understand the mindset, the culture, the reason it was even created. It’s not their most profitable line, but it’s not about that, anyway. It wasn’t created to make profit; it’s a real product born of a joke. Daily Wire said men & women are different, a handful of people complained to Harry’s Razors, Harry’s ended their business with Daily Wire.

It was initially created solely so men didn’t have to buy from Harry’s. I would argue Gillette as well, but Harry’s for sure, that’s what they launched their product on & they bought IHateHarrys.com & has it redirect to Jeremy’s Razors.

Allero ,

I see, thanks for the context!

Duke_Nukem_1990 ,

Cause it’s probably a shit product and they have no USP other than “woke bad”.

Agent641 ,

I only sell my axis-themed WW2 memorabilia flags to white men with hereditary or other baldness. They need to be at least

lifts arm with palm flat

This tall.

Ilovethebomb ,

I just had a look at their website, it’s pretty clear the whole thing is a pisstake. All part of the show.

EmptySlime ,

Not a piss take. But yes part of the show. It’s entirely owned and operated by the chuds at the Daily Wire and their entire purpose is right wing culture war. It’s just classic conservative grifting

Ilovethebomb ,

I mean, it’s a real product, but it’s pretty clear selling razors isn’t the point.

realitista ,

They probably have another brand which appeals only to gender fluid save the whales hippies.

Etterra ,

You joke but they almost certainly do. Why sell something to one group when you can repackage it and sell it to two different groups? And the “women’s” version is usually marked up for no reason.

realitista ,

I was joking but not really. It’s what I would be doing if I were them.

EmptySlime ,

They don’t. If you look into them it’s entirely a company owned by the same guy that owns The Daily Wire. It’s literally only there to grift from their audience and further their culture war.

protist ,

Along these lines, there is no stupider entry in the American index than that of “Jeremy’s Razors,” a grooming company created by The Daily Wire, a conservative media platform founded in 2015 by Ben Shapiro (a political commentator you may have heard of) and Jeremy Boreing (a former film director you probably haven’t heard of, and the namesake for the venture).

This is a fucking Ben Shapiro product lmao

AFC1886VCC ,

Conservatives when they realise that LGBTQ people and racial minorities also have money and spend money

https://reddthat.com/pictrs/image/ebdcaa2b-e0e8-4e3c-8262-410d2fbd7d64.jpeg

Angry_Autist ,

That’s not fair to this dude, is face is a face of shock from wonder, not outrage.

Honestly, we need more genuine emotion like this on the internet.

But that said, yeah, regressives are the queens of pearl-clutching for no reason.

EmptySlime ,

Because they’re not in it for profit. It’s a project of the chuds at the Daily Wire. Any profit is a side effect of their true goal, right wing culture war. It exists to take money from their fans and use their “successful business” to prove that they’re correct. They’d still do it even if it wasn’t profitable just to push their preferred narrative.

BallsandBayonets ,

Dr Pepper 10! It’s not for women!

Is a real product, with a real commercial, really saying that line. And it wasn’t even for political reasons, they just wanted men to drink their diet soda.

ArchRecord ,

It’s because they’ve conditioned their audience to believe a few key things:

  1. “Voting” with your wallet is what matters over all other forms of action.
  2. Giving money to “woke” companies harms you as an individual.
  3. Buying products is the best way to signal your value as a person.

Let’s break that down.

They want money to be more important than voting, because they understand that their political demographic does not win the popular vote in most cases, and their policies are inherently not popular with the majority. But when they can get money instead, then use that to influence votes and policy, well, that just might get them the policies they want without substantial votes from the public.

They want people to fear giving money to “woke” corporations because it makes them seem like the only source of real truth, and objectivity. They’re the voices of reason in a world that’s all against you. Then, you’ll be willing to pay for their subscription streaming service, and their subscription streaming service for kids, and their merch, and their chocolate, and their razors, et cetera et cetera.

They want you to associate buying products as the way to define yourself, because when you so strongly identify with their politics, you’ll spend as much money as you can signaling to those around you that you don’t support the “woke” agenda through your wallet, you only support those who truly embody your cause. Giving them money becomes a symbol of your values.

And of course, they wouldn’t get any sales without this as a selling point. If they just start a razor brand, not affiliated with their political ventures, who’s gonna buy? Their razors are effectively the same price as Gilette’s, just without the likely higher standard of quality and availability in physical retail locations.

But when they combine all three of those tactics I mentioned to make their target demographic believe they need these razors to display their values, stop a perceived evil agenda, and make their voice heard… well, then you’ve got a good revenue stream.

jonne ,

They’ll never get a huge chunk of the market, but the customers they will have will be loyal and can be leveraged to sell other stuff to. Wouldn’t surprise me if these razors are just repackaged stuff from another brand.

FordBeeblebrox ,

There is an entire coffee company dedicated to mUrica. It’s just fucking coffee but if you sell it right these idiots will buy literally anything that even pretends they be American and conservative

ApatheticCactus ,

It’s also funny because most of my heavy conservative coworkers all have beards, trucks, and country stuff because that’s the image.

Now that I think about it, quite a few are bald and shave their heads, sooo… Maybe that’s an angle they could shoot for? Those could be some wild ads.

assassinatedbyCIA , in poni

What’s bojack up to

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Just the very usual Bojack activities.

umbrella , (edited )
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

you know, just puking some sand

FooBarrington , (edited )

Ate too much cotton candy

Red_October , in I have solved this great mystery. The answer is: no.

Obviously the Pharaohs were literal giants. The reason discovered mummies are all human sized is because their divine alien essence was bled away after death to be channeled into the stars by the divine shape of the pyramids, leaving only a human-sized husk behind which modern “science” thinks is just some kind of dried out human. /s

Tangent5280 ,

bruh Im too high to be reading this kind of shit

nicknonya , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"
@nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

i like how each tube has an individual switch. for when you only want some cum

finley ,

That’s not where cum comes from. Your testes only produce spermatozoa

Nommer ,

No that’s where the pee is stored.

Sidyctism2 ,

Its so you can decide if its gonna be a boy or a girl

Daxter101 ,

The breeding kink option

PenisWenisGenius , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

I discovered this amazing life hack. If you never talk to women, you’ll never have sex with one and then you’ll never have kids.

lemmytellyousomething ,

I discovered a life hack to have sex without such a tool without getting anyone pregnant…

🏳️‍🌈

AlligatorBlizzard ,

And I discovered a life hack to get pregnant through gay sex!

🏳️‍⚧️

D:

HEXN3T , in It's basically the same as grad school
@HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Nope, I watched a Technology Connections video about dishwashers. Both of them, in fact. I know what I’m talking about.

Noite_Etion ,
@Noite_Etion@lemmy.world avatar

Fuck I love those videos, I just use dishwasher powder now and clean my filter frequently. My dishes are perfect!

ThrowawaySobriquet ,

Between him, This Old Tony, Electroboom, Big Clive, and Cody’s Lab, I’ve learned to fuck up in the most spectacularly well-thought-out ways

zout ,

You should add Uri Tuchmann to your list if you haven't already.

Forester ,
@Forester@yiffit.net avatar

Project farm is pretty cool

user224 ,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

both

I am pretty sure there were in fact more than just 2.

Quickly checking, there’s (at least) 4.

superduperpirate , in Apple

“You wouldn’t download a car, would you?”

“Nah, I’m too busy downloading cum.”

slaacaa , in What's the craziest or funniest Wikipedia outline you've seen?

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/507e22b7-5ab9-4b68-af02-c26ebbb75aae.jpeg

(not the craziest, but could only find this one)

pdnq , in Still saying sweet things to each other after all these years...

Well, I don’t think it will recognise words like fucking or Cunt oh well it does Cunt is even written capital.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

And this is how I find out that the closest place name to that word is “Cunta” in Indonesia.

Lame.

However, the road the brothels were on in English towns were apparently known as “Gropecunt Lane,” so I learned that today.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gropecunt_Lane

Ah well, there will always be Dildo, Canada.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/163a891e-e14d-4788-ab01-cc2ac244697e.png

blargbluuk ,
@blargbluuk@sh.itjust.works avatar

Dildo is in Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada. We have provinces here, that’s kind of like saying you’re visiting Phoenix, USA.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

People say that sort of thing all the time when not from the U.S.

ccunning ,

Huh - I had no idea we have more than one Phoenix

PwnTra1n ,

People aren’t original. See: New ___

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Even old New York was once New Amsterdam

grue ,

Why’d they changed it I can’t say

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

People just liked it better that way

Jimbo ,
@Jimbo@yiffit.net avatar

See: New Zealand, and also the names of the two islands that make it up… North Island and South Island

can ,
Drusas ,

Android voice to text capitalizes the weirdest things. It kind of drives me crazy having to go back and un-capitalize words.

CosmicTurtle0 ,

Maybe It’s Some Sort Of Sovereign Citizen Thing?

Kusimulkku ,

Freemen of the Cunt

Rubanski ,

Android voice also suffers from late stage Capitalism, soon all Letters Will BE CAPITALIZED

datelmd5sum ,

but android auto reads out the message and asks if this is what you want to send. I usually just answer “yeah sure whatever” if it’s either close enough or funny.

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