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marius ,

Wait, she jumped for 12 minutes?

ReplicantBatty ,

Ok, but how many Simone Biles books could James Patterson jump over?

FlyingSquid OP ,
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A surprising number, but then I’m told that James Patterson is actually the pen name of Michael Jordan.

ivanafterall ,
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Face it, haters: for all her accomplishments, Simone Biles is still no James Patterson.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Has Simone Biles even written one single novel that got turned into a TV series?

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S ,

Oh yeah? Well I can jump over hundreds of books on my tablet.

Take that Simone Biles

yesman ,

Americans will use anything but the Metric System

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I’m just saying if she really wants to impress me, she knows what she has to do.

swab148 ,
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She could clear all of the books if you download them as PDFs and put them on a thumb drive

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Instant gold medal!

deranger , (edited )

3.658 meters isn’t inherently any more comprehensible than 12 feet. I think “about 2 fairly tall dudes high” is better than 60 something books either way.

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