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robocall , in *Sigh* Can we meme about something else please?
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No

ekZepp ,
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please?

RojoSanIchiban ,

Did he stutter!?!?

Seriously though guys, it hasn’t even been 24 f’n hours. Shitpost memes used to last MONTHS.

PAINT HUFFER 4 LYFE!

WARRIORS WARRIORS WARRIORS

ArtificialLink ,

I like it even more when ppl complain about it

Overzeetop , in No one really understands our struggle

I feel so bad for mine I’ve raised the amount I tip them every month from ~12% to 20%. You should, too - they struggle so hard.

(Lol)

Fisch ,
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You should tip at least 200%. Less is just selfish.

Koala ,

Because I love my landlord so much I only communicate with him through my lawyer to make extra sure every letter is worded really nicely and politely, much more polite than anything I would every write him. Also got him two very nicely worded court orders by know he would’ve missed out on if it wasn’t for me.

xcxcb , in Uno reverse 🔁

Sure Elon, I can provide this service to you for just $8/month. It’s great value honestly, I have expenses to continue to run my life and just $8 will happily contribute towards that.

happyhippo ,

Double that and you can rest assured that the X I will pronounce will be verified to have come out of my own mouth. Not someone else’s, mine.

FlyingSquid ,
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I’m bad at math, but Elon Musk is worth $229 billion dollars, which I think is enough to give every person on Earth $8 a month for a while.

fasterbynight ,

If you call 3 months “a while”

FlyingSquid ,
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I would, yes. You wouldn’t?

fasterbynight ,

No, I wouldn’t call 3 instances of payment (for a total of $24), “a while”.

FlyingSquid ,
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Okay, well maybe three months isn’t a while to you, but I think most people would consider a quarter of a year to be a while.

xcxcb ,

It would be one of the greatest redistributions of wealth ever, sadly.

coheedcollapse , in Why are there people like this?!

The funniest shit is these sad dudes are probably clamoring to say they’d take dinner with Musk in hopes they’d somehow magically unlock the secret to being rich, totally unaware of the fact that the “secret” is to start with enough wealth to get that first leg-up, and no amount of lobster dinner with Musk will change the fact that they will never have his money.

Not sure why anyone would want dinner with Tate unless they wanted to get into human trafficking.

Take the $10 million, ya dinguses.

ICastFist ,
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But having a photo of me sucking papa musk’s dick while scamdrew tate rams my ass will be priceless! Besides, I’ll mint a NFT and it’ll totally sell for more than that!

Considering the folks you can find on xitter, it shouldn’t be too hard to find someone thinking exactly that.

gamey ,
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Maybe they want to get raped I guess!

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

I feel like the only way Tate would get you into human trafficking would be by trafficking you.

estoypoopin , in Is has all the nutrients the body needs
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May I also suggest, even easier than saltines, a nice tall, refreshing glass of water? The perfect meal replacement for those times when you're too busy (or poor) to eat!

Early_To_Risa OP ,

Water, like from the toilet?

get_off_the_phone ,

Ooh la la Mr. Fancy I Have A Toilet Man. No, WATER, like from a puddle on the sidewalk.

KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX ,
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You live somewhere where water just falls from the sky for free?

geekworking ,

Can’t afford Brandow.

Tetsuo , (edited )

Also sh.itjust.works !

gibmiser ,

I’ll 1up you. Take half a sleeve of saltines and put them in a big glass. Pour chocolate milk in the glass until it is half full and stir until thick.

Bottoms up.

On an unrelated note, I disgust my wife.

dingus ,

Who hurt you

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  • netburnr ,
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    FlyingSquid ,
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    Does it though?

    Soundhole ,

    Your wife and I have at least one thing in common.

    TwoGems ,
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    You greedy communist! If you do that, then Nestle can’t bottle up all that fresh mone–I mean, water, up and help the free market!

    irmoz , in Geography test

    A true Mongol would call it Ulaanbaatar

    jossbo ,
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    Wtf did you just call me?!

    Pons_Aelius , in gotdamn

    A rising tied raises all boats - Ronnie Regan (but if you don't own a boat, you drown)

    Ilovethebomb ,

    The tide’s going out though, we’re on the verge of a recession.

    min_fapper ,

    *tide

    Aceticon ,

    He meant to say “yachts” not “boats”.

    Whimsical ,

    Rising tide lifts all boats, so let’s lift the biggest boats. That’ll surely raise the tide.

    yowhat , in go king

    IIRC this was just a guy who used filters for some funny posts, not an actual old person.

    samus12345 , in My favourite piece of Internet history
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    I was impressed that the Simpsons Death Note parody used some of these names. That’s a super obscure reference!

    Mog_fanatic ,

    What a crazy deep cut of an easter egg. i’m impressed anyone even noticed this. That’s awesome!

    TiphaineRupa ,

    Cool my buddy Onsen Sweemey is listed there

    mojofrododojo ,

    Simpsons Death Note parody

    stupid question but shouldn’t this be on disney+ ? I can’t find any of the treehouse of horrors…

    yeather ,

    It’s on Hulu rn, since it’s the newest season.

    samus12345 ,
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    It’s this season, , episode 6. If not Disney+, it’s probably on Hulu. There’s also an excellent Westworld parody that same episode that makes it easily the best Simpsons episode made in a very long time.

    If you don’t have Hulu, you can find it on himovies.

    WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

    Didn’t they do their Westworld parody in season 5 with “The Boy Who Knew Too Much”?

    samus12345 ,
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    Yes, but this is a parody of the new series.

    HereWeGo ,

    Newer Simpsons has actually been really good. Poorhouse Rock was a shockingly good episode about how lucky Homer was economically and how fucked Bart is nowadays.

    Veedem , in When you’re sick, you just want to sleep it off
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    Imagine going to make a meme about this and getting it all stitched together and then typing the word “sneeze” instead of “cough” and publishing without a second thought?

    WarmSoda ,

    It’s probably like standing on a high ledge and just giving in to that fear you’re going to take a step off.

    TheGoldenGod OP ,
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    Making a fitting shitpost lol. 🥴

    Kayel , in gender selection

    Are we interpreting the humor as the absurdity of asking identity questions on a form for no reason OR silly trans, there be only two genders?

    Up / down vote me respectively, I am curious how often these sort of posts appeal to all sides of the spectrum with different groups interpreting he humor.

    Delphia ,

    Im assuming this isnt a real checklist on any form being used seriously, it smacks of the sort of thing my boomer boss will show me thinking its the funniest thing on earth.

    whataboutshutup , (edited )

    I’ve seen it like Michael pushing diversity training sessions onto the office (US) in the first season. Complete misunderstanding and absurd enthusiasm. I bet he would spend a night educating himself about gender and sexuality on the first resources found in google.

    Listen, Dwight. Why would you put a sign saying MALE over your desk?

    I insist on keeping it. We, Schruttes, are born Schruttes first, and everything else is out of our concern.

    But why? Even Jim picked his new gender. Thrice this lunch, actually. Why don’t you play into it to make our space more friendly for gendered people? Just for a day.

    But…

    You’ve heard me. Go take a break, and return with a new gender of your choice!

    Next scene: a table sign saying GENDER-CONFORMING AMAB DWIGHT KURT SCHRUTE

    It a little bit better as a satiric sketch than it is as a boomer humor. Especially, if Michael gets ridiculed for this senselessness in the end, like it happens every time.

    Smokeydope , (edited )
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    There’s a little bit of absurdity in how people tend to make up new gender and sexuality definitions every day just to feel special. At this point the + in lgbqt+ is likely hundreds of different genders and sexualities. ‘Gender’ is now an identity politics game. If you want to play it that’s fine a new gender or sexuality definition isnt hurting anyone but let’s not pretend it isnt getting a little out of hand.

    grue , (edited )

    The real joke is not just simply giving folks a damn text box!

    (Edit: I’m curious why I’m being downvoted for pointing out bad UI. In general, something doesn’t have a short, fixed set of choices, it’s inappropriate to use a drop down list for it. Simple as that.)

    Gamey ,

    You don’t know what I type when they do! ;)

    grue ,

    Exactly! That inability to anticipate all possible answers is the reason a textbox is necessary.

    Gerryflap ,
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    It’s a bit silly, because this kind of meme can definitely be interpreted as both a bigoted meme and as a sort of “ironic” kinda meme that is quite often posted in LGBT+ circles. It uses a lot of outdated terms like “Transsexual” and “Hermaphrodite”, but then also has the more LGBT+ shitpost stuff like “pet walking on keyboard - Other”. And indeed the absurdity of asking gender everywhere in the first place. I choose to pick the LGBT+ positive interpretation, but idk whether that’s its actual meaning.

    unimalion , in Blue or red door?

    Blue Door. One of my greatest mistakes was not buying Bitcoin when it was 100 dollars

    oldGregg ,

    I fucking did buy bitcoin when it was pennies, but dumbass past me had a nasal problem and spent it immediately.

    OsrsNeedsF2P ,

    Amen. Bought my first Bitcoin with RuneScape GP and immediately blew it all

    Corkyskog ,

    At least you got some fun out of it. The majority of the BTC I ever owned was on my parents computer that somehow wound up in my aunts hands. She stripped it and sold it all for parts…

    ArchmageAzor ,
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    I wonder what would be more profitable, buying Bitcoin early, or buying Apple stocks early?

    candyman337 ,

    Apple, their stock has split several times

    wtfeweguys ,

    Depends how early, right? First days/months of bitcoin they were trading for fractions of a penny. What’s the ROI from $.0001 to $60,000? And in only 14yrs rather than 40.

    candyman337 ,

    ah you’re right, a single apple stock has only going up 5800 dollars in the past 40 years, which really shows you just how insane and unregulated crypto is

    wtfeweguys ,

    Insane? Yes. Unregulated, also yes. But if you remove the specific issues with bitcoin itself (like that it’s almost entirely used for speculation so far) and just look at the numbers you can see it’s not out of line for a brand new medium of exchange that starts trading at essentially zero but has the theoretical potential to be a major currency in world trade to have an almost unfathomable upside.

    Mcap at launch: basically zero

    “Mcap” of world trade: trillions (quadrillions?)

    explodicle ,

    If you can do better, then do better; it’s FOSS! Many others have also thought to simply eliminate that pesky price discovery phase.

    wtfeweguys ,

    Totally

    explodicle ,

    What % gain since going public?

    candyman337 ,

    25,910.76%

    thedoginthewok ,

    I still remember the first time I read about bitcoin and thought to myself “better check this out”.

    Only I forgot about it until years after that lol

    ThrowawayPermanente ,

    We had other shit to do, video games don’t play themselves. Or at least back then they didn’t?

    hglman ,

    Someone tried to get me to buy at $8

    EmperorHenry , in As an OG Reddit Sync user of over 10 years, all this arguing really brings a tear to my eye. 🥲
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    Jeroba on mobile, web app inside of firefox with adblockers on desktop.

    PersnickityPenguin ,

    Jerboa feels a lot like Joey

    Not quite, but close

    EmperorHenry ,
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    I don’t know who or what Joey is.

    LaughingFox ,
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    Joey was a reddit client. It was the one I used, I liked it best. But Jerboa didn’t remind me of Joey at all.

    PersnickityPenguin ,

    The layout does for me.

    Zetta ,

    I used Jeroba while I was waiting for sync to come out. Personally it’s really no competition, it’s great that it is being worked on but Jeroba is significantly worse in every way except for being open source. Hopefully someday it will be great!

    Synk is just so polished comparatively everything else feels unfinished

    viking ,
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    I ditched Jerboa for Liftoff, and then Liftoff for Thunder because they all kept breaking.

    Thunder was alright, all things considered, but the UI is lacking. Now that Sync is out, I’m back to where I started 12+ years ago.

    CIWS-30 , in Wikihow brutally kills 36 year olds

    Good advice from 1901. Especially the bit about not marrying women older, taller, or wealthier than you. Especially all 3. Even if she's like 1 day older, 1 inch taller, or $1 wealthier than you. You gotta man up and not tie that knot!

    /S

    cone_zombie ,

    Thank god for that “/S”

    peanut_boy ,

    Personally I won’t mind marrying a woman that was any of those things. Preferably all three

    JackbyDev ,

    I’m ready to live my sugar baby life

    SneedsFeednSeed ,

    This but unironically

    lemming007 ,

    Actually, a good advice in general though. Not many marriages last when the woman is considerably wealthier or older. Not sure about taller, I’ve seen a lot of successfull exceptions.

    gilbert31 , in looking forward to the comments

    English is phonetically inconsistent, you can find examples to support both ways of pronouncing it.

    Stovetop ,

    There are some consistencies in letter patterns, just not in individual letters. For example, no word that starts with go-, ga-, or gu- pronounces the g like a j (except for the archaic gaol, and there’s a reason the spelling was changed to jail). It’s mainly limited to ge- and gi- words.

    Inconsistencies with the other options are probably due either to how the term came into English (English is practically built on loanwords) or some other subsequent pattern of letters I’m too lazy to try to identify.

    lanolinoil ,
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    penguin ,

    The only real rule is that words come and go and change organically. People don’t just decree that a word needs to change like some king of language.

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