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Cosmos7349 , in aww man

Damn, I hate it when you get the answer right, but the computer still marks it wrong cuz of some minor formatting error like this

deafboy , in Okay, but Mötley is a pretty awesome name.
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I’m all for unique and clear identifiers for everything, including people, but jesus christ, imagine yourself in elementary school having a weird name. Why would parents choose a hard mode for their progeny?

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I guess if everyone has a weird name, that doesn’t matter. Maybe kids don’t make fun of weird names anymore. Who knows, maybe it’s the Johns and Marys who get made fun of for having uninteresting names.

Fonderthud ,

I’m a big proponent of normal/semi obscure normal first name, weird middle name. John W Smith if you work in sales, J Wolfgang Smith if you’re an author. Perfect compromise.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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We gave our daughter a somewhat disused but normal and formerly not uncommon name which was the name of a plant. We just wanted a name that wasn’t religious but still normal enough that she wouldn’t get bullied for it (she got bullied anyway). We realized later that it actually made sense in terms of her ancestry because her mother has a plant name, her grandmother has a plant name and her great-grandmother had a plant name. One long lineage of plant names.

whereBeWaldo ,

Wait, it’s all bullying?

FlyingSquid OP ,
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She was bullied for other reasons. Most significantly being as eccentric as her parents.

trashgirlfriend ,

That does tend to happen to children that are half human and half flying squid

hungryphrog ,

At least she can spray ink on her enemies and then fly away.

trashgirlfriend ,

Good tactic for almost any situation in life imo

Zekas ,

Honestly being bullied for a weird name just feels like victim blaming. It’s just someone else’s shitty behaviour we’re expected to dance around? That was the one problem with the name.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I don’t disagree, but it’s also a parental responsibility, in my opinion, to help your child avoid bullying. It’s not possible to avoid entirely, but there are definitely ways to make it worse. And a weird name is one of them.

Spendrill ,

Give a kid a weird name and the bully will pick on them but set a bully on fire… no… wait, I think I got that wrong.

AA5B ,

It may be someone else’s problem, but as a parent , you should consider your child’s well being when naming them, and try to avoid obvious pitfalls

Zekas ,

I mean yes obviously, but still. Just angering me we have to fight human shittiness with something like this

atx_aquarian ,
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Always has been.

crazyCat ,

Dude I see you around here on the regular, so I’ll mention that this is ironic for me to read this, because we also named our daughter an old, obscure but “real” name that is also a plant (a flower, specifically).

It’s from France, so I asked a French friend before using it if it was ok to use and not a weird name, and they said “sure it’s ok, but it’s like an old grandma’s name no one uses anymore.” And that’s when I knew it was the one!

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Yep, that was basically our reasoning. Vintage name, so it’s memorable, but not a weird one and spelled normally.

And absolutely not religious.

pivot_root ,

a somewhat disused but normal and formerly not uncommon name which was the name of a plant

Describing it like that makes it really tempting to try and guess the name. Out of respect for your and her privacy, I won’t, though.

dharmacurious ,

Same boat. I think I guessed it, and it’s absolutely killing me knowing I’ll never know if I’m right. But also, my brain itch doesn’t trump doxxing a person (or even a squid) or their kid.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Okay, I admit it. Her name is Cannabis Indica.

hungryphrog ,

What an awful parent you are, doxxing your own kid on the internet!

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Never post while high.

Korne127 ,
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Ngl having “Wolfgang” as an example for a weird name was really strange to read for me… but I’m German.

TexasDrunk ,

It’s a pretty common practice where I live for a kid to be named after someone for their first name, but go by their middle name. So I think it’s perfectly fine to have one normal name and one weird name in any order.

A. John Smith is an accountant. Atreyu J. Smith is a musician who wears leather pants and some sort of studded headband.

dingus ,

Let me introduce you to Marijuana Pepsi:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marijuana_Pepsi_Vandyck

The kicker is her parents and siblings have normal names.

hungryphrog ,

Now I’m really curious about how people call her in day-to-day life.

tigeruppercut ,

That may be one case where a non medical PhD would be justified in just going by Doc

KillingTimeItself ,

mari, or mary.

brbposting ,

In the fall of 2019, Vandyck sponsored the Marijuana Pepsi Scholarship for first-generation African-American students at UW–Whitewater.

If someone with a brand name… name… starts a same-industry business in their name, or offers a scholarship for nazis, I wonder what kind of recourse the original brand has.

Tolstoshev ,

Narcissism

ricecake ,

My name is a standard name, but super uncommon here. It’s not that bad, since I got picked on about as much as anyone else. It’s not like they won’t just because your name is unremarkable.

awwwyissss ,

Imagine you’re a seven years old little fat kid and your name is Leviathan

deafboy ,
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That one I actually like. It’s easy to short it to Levi in public, but still be able to flex among friends.

Adramis ,

If you don’t get bullied for your name, you’ll just get bullied for something else. At least with the name you can blame it on your parents, maybe. Kids are assholes.

ummthatguy , in Cow
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aaaa ,

You’re excused. Anyone else?

ummthatguy ,
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Kolanaki ,
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The guy who was turned into a cow found out that day all his coworkers had secretly been furries the whole time.

ummthatguy ,
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urist ,
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a boss that is also a cartoon villain is more understanding than my workplace

juergen , in Even the $44 billion didn't help.

Elon Scissorhands.

Okokimup ,
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Emo Musk

postmateDumbass ,

E for Whatever.

Annoyed_Crabby ,

Emo Husk

2deck ,
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Moe Suk

ChilledPeppers ,

Suk moe

FreshLight , in Flying type i guess

Excuse me… BulbaSOUR ?

IndiBrony ,
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Certainly doesn’t taste sweet I’ll tell you that much.

sjmarf ,
Track_Shovel , in So, anyway...

So that’s why they shot him

ULS ,

♥️ Harembe

paddirn ,

Blessed be thy name.

moistclump ,

And they hated him, for he spoke the truth.

SVcross ,
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This is for him. 8=D (I just got out of the pool)

scarilog ,

This is for him too. 8=D (I have a micropenis)

QTpi , in We need more eco-friendly memes

This overlooks that 100% cotton jeans will break down when they are discarded (unlike polyester and nylon). A good pair of jeans can be mended and worn for many years instead of a new pair every year. Jeans can lead a very useful “after life” as insulation or be recycled into new fabric.

It also ignores the chemicals and energy required to turn beechwood and bamboo into wearable fabric.

I don’t know what the solution is but natural fabrics aren’t the enemy.

Smoogs ,

you make a good point about how clothing doesn’t just exist for the life of the first wearing. Impact also looks largely at how it’s discarded and washed and that is a huge factor.

Cotton isnt leaving behind microplastics in your water like polyester. So even the shower claim is non comparable. At least the water is left cleaner with with cotton.

But then we can’t be too ideal like they aren’t taking up space on the planet to produce. Like how people were about ecars Vs combustible.

Cotton is just the lesser evil here.

PainInTheAES ,

My friend are you completely ignoring ethical nudism here? Fabric and clothing is just a capitalist mind game to shame you into covering yourself. We were born naked and goddammit I’ll die naked.

Eschew the tank top and embrace tankie topless.

/s

(Let’s bring back flour sack clothing tho)

Dasnap , in please don't use the dash
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:-3

lolola ,
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Hello, police?

wesker , in Greenbow Alamamy shit...
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Oh shit I used to throw children at children

THE_MASTERMIND ,
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I used to throw children in the water and watch them drown .

StopSpazzing ,
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You monster!

WhiteHawk ,

The real question: were you throwing rocks at children or children at rocks?

vale ,

yes

StopSpazzing ,
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Psalms 137:9 My favorite bible verse VERY relavant

Thcdenton ,
Arthurbodhi ,

Or shredd children into dust then make buildings and street with them.

CaptainEffort , in ...and then what happened?

People’s inability to understand what “pov” means will never not infuriate me

sramder ,
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You mean that’s not the homeless guy?

I too believe the youths are destroying our glorious language… look at the stately meme, reduced to this confusing image. We must start over with Esperanto! 

Baku ,

Why 

sramder ,
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Why Esperanto? Or the whole comment?

Baku ,
sramder ,
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To be honest, I kind of just pulled it out of my ass because the whole comment was a joke.

I don’t really know that much about Esperanto other then the notion that by creating a new language all mankind could be unified and peaceful. This seems hopelessly utopian to me, but also compelling and delightful… so it’s always bouncing around in the back of my mind.

Baku ,
sramder ,
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Good talk bud.

magnetosphere ,
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I give everything leeway when it comes to memes… including things like “pov”

puchaczyk ,

It’s bearable if you interpret it as them having an out-of-body experience.

CaptainEffort ,

Like everyone’s just constantly tripping really hard… I can get behind that. It would explain a lot.

sramder ,
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DeepFriedMemes makes sense now!

saltesc ,

That’s the attractive and well-dressed homeless man who talks to OP whimsically instead of with eye contact.

Transtronaut ,

“mfw”: am I a joke to you?

SatansMaggotyCumFart , in Too spicy for 196 apparently

Flashbacks of my high school girlfriend’s braces.

JackbyDev , in Tipping culture npcs

I’ve literally never seen a waiter get angry about not leaving a 25% tip. Can we please avoid manufactured outrage?

jmankman ,

What is a meme anyway

KevonLooney ,

Something that would sound dumb written out as a comment?

Randomgal ,

You think someone on here would lie or exaggerate for clicks?

scoobford ,

We definitely get a little peeved if it’s under 15, but frankly those people aren’t worth getting mad at. Someone else always comes by and makes up for it anyways

Plus, it’s unprofessional, awkward, and generally pointless to actually say something about it.

photonic_sorcerer , in Doctors don't want you to know
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You’ll notice that the salmon is no longer alive.

Kolanaki ,
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I’m dead on the inside, which is where the smoke goes. 🤷🏻‍♂️

lamabop ,

But is it alive with flavour?

snek , in Mark Zuckerberg has been diagnosed with a serious medical condition
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XEAL ,

While I don’t agree with anti-AI people, the fact that some AI generated content is flawed doesn’t imply that all AI content is of bad quality.

Companies are already replacing some workforce with LLMs.

snek ,
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As someone who works with LLMs, they shouldn’t…

You still need your chatbot to stick to business rules and act like a real customer service rep, and that’s incredibly hard to accomplish with generative models where you cannot be there to evaluate the generated answers and where the chatbot can go on a tangent and suddenly start to give you free therapy when you originally went in to order pizza.

Don’t get me wrong, they’re great for many applications within the manual loop. They can help customer service reps (as one example) function better, provide more help to users, and dedicate more time to those who still need a human to solve their issues.

Companies are already replacing some workforce with LLMs.

My opinion right now is that companies want you to believe they are 100% capable of replacing humans, but that’s because people in upper management never listen to the damn developers down in the basement (aka me), so they have an unrealistic expectation of AI coupled with an unending desire for money and success.

They are replacing them because they are greedy cunts, not because they are replaceable.

Tar_alcaran ,

LLMs are excellent at producing high-volume, low-quality material. And it’s a sad fact of life that a lot of companies are perfectly willing to use low quality material in their work.

snek ,
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If they had ever cared about quality, they would have treated their employees with dignity and paid them enough 😬

Menteros ,

So there’s this concept called economics which you might want to read up on.

snek ,
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And has this “economics” business worked for companies today? Has it worked for us?

Menteros ,

Economics: The study of how people allocate scarce resources for production, distribution, and consumption, both individually and collectively.

Maybe you meant to say Capitalism? Capitalism has brought about the greatest wealth and prosperity in the history of mankind. Yes it’s worked for us.

snek ,
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Huh? Are you replying to the right comment? or to yourself, or what exactly?

joyjoy ,

It’s just like a real person. They only difference (afaik) is you can’t as easily tell ai to get back to work.

creamed_eels ,

Free therapy, you say?

XEAL ,

You still need your chatbot to stick to business rules and act like a real customer service rep, and that’s incredibly hard to accomplish with generative models

Isn’t that what, for instance, OpenAI’s embeddings are for?

My opinion right now is that companies want you to believe they are 100% capable of replacing humans

Probably, but at the moment they can only do it partially.

They are replacing them because they are greedy cunts, not because they are replaceable.

I partially agree. I mean, they are greedy cunts but some tasks like translating from/to certain languages can be easily done even with the free ChatGPT demo with better results than Google Translate, so human translators are unfortunately becoming quite replaceable.

snek ,
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Do you mean the embeddings? platform.openai.com/docs/…/what-are-embeddings

If so:

The word embeddings and embedding layers are there to represent data in ways that allow the model to make use of them to generate text. It’s not the same as the model acting as a human. It may sound like a human in text or even speech, but its reasoning skills are questionable at best. You can try to make it stick to your company policy but it will never (at this level) be able to operate under logic unless you hardcode that logic into it. This is not really possible with these models in that sense of the word, after all they just predict the best next word to say. You’d have to wrap them around with a shit ton of code and safety nets.

GPT models require massive amounts of data, so they were only that good at languages for which we have massive texts or Wikipedias. If your language doesn’t have good content on the internet or freely available digitalized content on which to train, a machine can still not replace translators (yet, no idea how long this will take until transfer learning is so good we can use it to translate low-resource languages to match the quality of English - French, for example).

yarr ,

While I don’t agree with anti-AI people, the fact that some AI generated content is flawed doesn’t imply that all AI content is of bad quality.

Companies are already replacing some workforce with LLMs.

While I understand that not everyone shares the same views about AI, it’s important to recognize that just because some AI-generated content might have flaws, it shouldn’t lead us to believe that every piece created by AI is subpar. In fact, numerous companies are actively embracing the use of LLMs to replace their workforces. From astronauts to circus clowns, LLMs are taking over roles once reserved for humans. Nowadays, you can even find LLMs crafting the perfect soufflé at Michelin star restaurants, performing heart surgery, and even serving as head coaches for professional sports teams. The sky is no longer the limit, as LLMs have found a way to transcend it - and it’s only a matter of time before they take on the role of Santa Claus. Merry Christmas from your new AI overlords!

snek ,
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Thank you. This was hilarious.

Adalast ,

It feels like you don’t think the people making these decisions see employee salaries as anything but a line item to minimize or “customer service” as a cost liability. They don’t care about customer experience. Hell, they actively want people to get frustrated and give up because it saves the company money.

XEAL ,

see employee salaries as anything but a line item to minimize

YES. With and without AI in the mix, anything to maximize benefits. Companies would have a full workforce formed by unpaid slaves if they could. Many companies get rid of their oldest and best paid employees to replace them with cheaper ones. Videogame studios fired employees right after a new game was finished just so they didn’t have to pay any benefits to the devs. We are nothing but a medium to make the top execs of a company richer.

They don’t care about customer experience

Not as long as benefits are up to expectations.

Prandom_returns ,

Can you list a few companies that are replacing workforce with LLMs successfully? Without a downgrade in service quality?

If by “companies” you mean scammers - sure.

Prandom_returns ,

Yes, about the same time crypto will become main currency and NFTs replace traditional art in museums.

It’s coming, you hust don’t understand. /s

irmoz , in And why you gotta touch my back with those ice blocks 😩

What exactly does the "No one: " accomplish, here?

ehyuman ,

No one:
This guy: What exactly does the "No one: " accomplish, here?

Kusimulkku ,

Lmao I see it now

irmoz ,

?

hglman ,

Allowing us to laff

Nythos ,

Making us all groan at a completely useless part of the meme.

FlaminGoku ,

Took me forever to understand that it is meant to show the thought is “random” / “weird” / “coming out of thin air”

It’s silly. You can see the same thing with memes starting with

So,

irmoz ,

Took me forever to understand that it is meant to show the thought is “random” / “weird” / “coming out of thin air”

How?

Kanda ,

It accomplishes the text “No one:”

irmoz ,

But why

Sunfoil ,

It implies a lack of justification, like there is no good reason girls hands are like that. Not sure why everyone is confused. It’s a meme format that has been around forever.

irmoz ,

How does it imply that? I know it’s been around ages, still don’t get it.

Sunfoil ,

Don’t really want to have to explain. It’s all here: knowyourmeme.com/memes/nobody

irmoz ,

Yes I’m aware of the meme. Still don’t get how “nothing was said by nobody” implies that, since it’s an incoherent concept - such a double negative surely implies someone said something?

Sunfoil ,

Better to think of it as “nothing was said, and nobody said it”

irmoz ,

So, somebody said something.

Sunfoil ,

No. Nothing was said. And nobody said it.

irmoz ,

Nobody saying nothing is logically equivalent to someone saying something.

What you want is “nobody said anything.”

Sunfoil ,

No. Nothing was said. Nobody said it. The meme wouldn’t make sense if it was;

No one: anything

irmoz ,

That is the only version that actually makes sense. It literally comes out as “no one said anything”. Isn’t that what’s supposed to be implied: there was silence, interrupted by something no one asked for?

Sunfoil ,

I don’t know how else to explain it. I guess you just have to be against the Internet one this one.

irmoz ,

You don’t need to explain it. I get it. It’s just wrong.

smeg ,

“I can’t think of a good intro for my joke and am a slave to trends”

renzev ,

A surprising amount of people get their knickers in a twist over it, which is pretty funny tbh. I like to put it in a lot of my memes just to piss people off haha

smeg ,

Consider my knickers twisted!

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