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That’s why programmers have all those monitors. They’re each hooked up to a different computer.

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doubters will waste time arguing about what kind of logical fallacy this is

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For more irony: they’re grooming kids to make them more accepting of exploitation.

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I think I’m one of the lucky ones with a natural aptitude for music, but I don’t quite take it seriously enough to really hone my skills and become an expert at it. Whenever I’ve tried, I’ve found it to be more stressful than it is fun. I’m not trying to make it a side hustle, so if it stops feeling fun, I back off of it.

I guess it also depends on the instrument a bit. I mostly play solo, and some instruments don’t seem to lend themselves well to that for me. Piano is my instrument of choice these days.

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You could take any one of those completely out of context and they’d still be solid.

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The thing these AI goons need to realize is that we don’t need a robot that can magically summarize everything it reads. We need a robot that can magically read everything, sort out the garbage, and summarize the the good parts.

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I’m a millennial. I guess if it was bolted to the ground, you could lock a bike to it?

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Unnecessary, commas are annoying.

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The REAL problem is that it might throw off the balance of power in the Senate.

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Do you suppose folks on the moon will shift the clocks by an hour twice a year as well? I don’t like the idea of moon kids having to walk to school in the dark during the winter.

But for real tho, maybe there are some tiny time dilation effects that require a separate time system for lunar missions. But I’m not sure, I’m not a physicist.

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I appreciate this thread’s nuanced discussion of how file deletion works from a technical standpoint depending on storage medium. But as a user, when I delete something, it should go away forever. I don’t care how.

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Hey at least I know it gets the job done

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I read until it mentioned pannenkoek and immediately clicked away after that.

edit: clicked away from the article to watch the video directly from the source. Go watch the video, pannenkoek is great.

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Sorry for the vagueness. Pannenkoek is like the authority on weird Mario 64 quirks, and makes excellent videos. As soon as you see that name, there’s no need to keep reading – just go watch the video.

Like, this article could have been one sentence: “New Pannenkoek vid just dropped: [link]”

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Nah, just poor choice of phrasing on my part. Clarified in edit above.

Can we all agree that whatever version of predictive text we have nowadays is crap, and has been for a long time?

I’m sick of random capitalisations mid sentence. I’m sick of common words being replaced by less common ones or even downright nonsense. I’m sick of it taking three attempts to successfully get the word I want. I swear it’s been like this for five years or more. Can we have a better version yet, or at least the old one...

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Gboard swiping is okay, but I agree, there are still some annoyances. Random mid-sentence capitalization is a big one for me.

And no matter how hard I try, no matter what the settings are, no matter how slowly and deliberately I motion, it will absolutely never output the word “fuck” when swiping. It will say “fucking”, it will even say “fuckin”, but it will never say “fuck”.

Gucci. Duck. Tick. Duck. Rick. Dick. Gigi. FICO. Guck.

This was barely funny back in 2009, now it’s just embarrassing. WTF even is “guck”.

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“How can this invention help us sell more sugar water?”

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Wow, that is a coincidence. But nah I’ve never heard that song before lol

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Asset Limited, Income Constrained, Employed

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What’s the y axis?

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I still don’t understand.

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Creativity is hot. That makes more sense, thanks.

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Volume adjusters

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Is that… a can opener? Below the violet “Temrousy” area?

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Monkey’s paw, you wanted to water your garden and now you’re trapped in a perpetual downpour.

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Oh yeah then explain why sometimes I don’t enjoy my favorite foods or interests

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what troubles me is that you can build this and it will answer your questions, but no one can really explain how it works

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What’s your question?

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Burger King’s Whopper Wednesday deal is only available if you order through the app. The regular price is like three times as much.

But I will say, I’m finally coming around to the fact that it’s not worth it at any price.

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If the QR code takes me to a PDF or the restaurant’s webpage, that’s one thing. But if it takes me to the app store, I give up.

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Hello, police?

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He could convince the gods that they must imagine him happy. Then they’d figure that he’s just as miserable pushing the rock as he would be not pushing the rock, so they let him free. Or maybe they give him an even more miserable punishment.

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I’m on a jammin’ jelly kick right now. Jam on toast, jam in oatmeal, jam in yogurt, jam on… well, that’s about it.

I don’t get triggered just by opening the fridge tho. Usually it’s like “hey I haven’t had this in a while” and I eat it nonstop for like a week until I’m sick of it, then don’t touch it again for a few months. Nutella is currently on the hate list.

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I wonder what catalysed that

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Well it’s obviously better because if consumers get mad about the decisions from the death panel at company A, they can just go to company B. Like if you don’t like McDonald’s, you can just go to Burger King instead.

Except there might not be a Burger King restaurant (let’s say in Burger King’s “network”) anywhere near where you live. And your employer already decided that everyone on the payroll has to eat at McDonald’s, and trying to deviate from that is a gigantic expensive hassle for some reason. And you’re basically locked into a single burger chain for the year, except for a tiny window of time when you can elect to switch. And you’re on the verge of starvation.

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Maryland

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I’d like to imagine this is analogous to autocomplete on a keyboard, like if I mash “A” a few times to get to the title screen and game’s like “Did you mean A A A A A Start Start Down Start A A B Right Right…”

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Dark Brandon wins 100% of the elections he doesn’t run in. Fodder for the next ridiculous right-wing conspiracy theory, or a tasteful homage to the antique Chuck Norris memes of yesteryear.

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Don’t dude… don’t make this about “bEiNg An AmErIcAn”… Think of all the high school/college English students who have to write that stupid “wHaT iS aN aMeRiCaN??” essay every goddamn year. Now they all have to write another paragraph just to rebut your dumbass.

Bigotry makes everyone’s lives more difficult.

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Bookmarking for reference during therapy

In Disney's Coco everyone cared about evidence showing their favorite celebrity stole music, which is probably the most unrealistic part of it.

That kid would have gotten a million death threats and his house maybe burned down if in the real world if he came out with evidence to try and discredit someone’s favorite dead celebrity.

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Don’t forget the less violent folks who find a way to “separate the art from the artist” and continue keeping memories of the villain alive through his music regardless of how much of a villain he was.

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https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/68117a4d-b02d-46ba-8719-b02b8c50c5c2.png

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but OP had the original idea (I’m assuming), and the courage to post it instead of hide it in comments, and cute anime character

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Not buying things is probably the most accessible course of action. I haven’t bought a carton of eggs in probably over a year now. Yes, I heard prices went back down. But you know what? Fuck 'em. Companies can’t just price-gouge and then pretend everything’s cool.

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The Lemmy cycle:

  • bean memes
  • shitposts
  • beef memes
  • memes about never pooping
  • back to start
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Seasons are when God flips it to cook the other side

Climate change is when God said fuck it let’s just boil the mf

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