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eya , in Can't block admin?
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If you need to block your local instance admin then you probably shouldn’t be using that instance…

snooggums ,
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In a lot of communities there is frequently one jackass in power while everyone else in power is cool, and being able to ignore that one person is helpful to avoid their behavior from spoiling the fun of the community for me.

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  • snooggums ,
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    While I agree when their jackassery is due to them being a racist/misogynist/homophobe/etc. that letting them stick around is a good sign the rest of those in power are also terrible, sometimes they are just a jackass because of having an abrasive personality or jumping into conversations and being annoying about some subject they care too much about. Think less malicious and more juvenile to the point that blocking them is necessary to enjoy the rest of the community.

    I have found zero tolerance means that no place will be acceptable. But yes, if blocking is due to them being hateful then it isn't worth sticking around.

    iorale ,

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  • snooggums ,
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    Looks like we have different definitions of what makes someone an asshole, but are otherwise in agreement.

    rickyrigatoni ,

    all admins are bastards

    nifty ,
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    Especially BOFHs, maybe the occasional pimply faced youth…

    Norgur ,

    Can we not pretend that "asshole" is some objective measurement? What looks like someone you really don't want in your life can be completely irrelevant to others. So you can't judge all mods because that person you find offensive obviously has to be offensive to everyone else.

    Sheeple , in Unmasked a cheat
    @Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

    As someone with an injured/handicapped leg. No this is not indicative of lying about your handicap and people need to stop being so miseducated about disabilities.

    I can walk short distances even though I need a crutch usually. My leg will just hate me all day afterwards. I’d imagine this to be very much similar where he can in their walk but his quality of life is absolutely bad without his wheelchair

    ExLisper ,

    It’s staged and this is a shitpost.

    smeg ,

    No way this is staged, I refuse to believe they don’t allow bears in court.

    Assman ,
    @Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Well you do have a right to bear arms, but the rest of him is illegal

    lauha ,

    Everything is staged and nothing is real on the internet

    tubaruco ,

    we’re stretching the meaning of shitpost a bit arent we

    CodyCannoli ,

    My favorite is the video of the old lady yelling at a younger guy for parking in a handicap spot (yes he had the handicap tag on his mirror). Then the guy walks out of the car and he has a prosthetic leg. Never jump to conclusions about people’s disabilities and mind your own business.

    Thteven , in Just a single one, please!
    @Thteven@lemmy.world avatar

    Please don’t take Plan B, bros. It’ll make your balls fall out your arsehole, don’t ask me how I know.

    Scubus ,

    Pics or didn’t happen

    Viking_Hippie ,

    🤞please say it didn’t happen!🤞

    Ashelyn ,

    New diy orchi procedure just dropped??

    Honytawk ,

    So it changes your sex?

    hactar42 , in Hits me right in the feels

    I did buy a house in 2008. January of 2008. Two months before the market crashed. It took me years not to be upside down.

    rockSlayer ,

    Fucking brutal. Glad you managed to bounce back

    zwaetschgeraeuber , in Bowl cut gang, rise up.

    tbf both look bad

    kool_newt ,

    Ya huh? We’ve evolved from dork to douche?

    Pregnenolone , in RIP Brenda

    Fucking hate these fake AI posts. Even worse than actual AI posts.

    Where does the circle end? Humans pretending to be AI pretending to be human

    NightAuthor ,

    Ah, the tangled web we weave! It seems the lines between human and AI interactions blur more by the day. In this modern dance of technology, the pendulum swings both ways, doesn’t it? Humans attempting to mimic AI, while AI endeavors to replicate humans, creates a fascinating loop of simulation.

    The boundaries indeed become quite nebulous as each entity tries to imitate the other. It’s an intriguing paradox - humans imitating machines attempting to imitate humanity. One might ponder where this circuitous journey concludes. But perhaps, in this ongoing symphony of emulation, the beauty lies in the dance itself rather than reaching a definitive destination.

    WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

    Humans pretending to be AI pretending to be human

    Arnold Schwarzenegger built his career on that.

    stoy , in it always interesting when multi billion dollar company's costing system is a 63 tab excel 97 spreadsheet at it's core...

    IT guy here, Excel is a data analytics tool, not a database, not a word processor, not a sales system, not a photo album, not a notepad, not a paint program.

    If at anytime you are treating Excel as a database, you are doing it wrong, and you deserve me mocking you when asking for help recovering it when it breaks, I won’t as I am not a dick, but if I did, you would deserve it.

    If you want a database, build an SQL database, or have someone build it for you, not me.

    taiyang ,

    Technically even Access would make more sense. Isn’t that part of the same office package or does that cost more?

    Granted, SQL is still better but I’ve worked in government where you’re lucky to be using digital sheets at all.

    stoy ,

    I specifically avoided mentioning Access as I have hear horror stories about it when it goes too far.

    taiyang ,

    All those stories are 100% true. And when someone did end up hosting an Oracle based SQL database, they’d pull from it in Access and it’d take several hours for one query. My R code did the same in about 10 seconds.

    It’s not good software. Lol

    stoy ,

    Access has its uses, need a database to catalog your (parents) physical photo albums, or perhaps you want to have a database for recipies at home to make them easier to find, then in those cases Access should be fine if you are willing to maintain it.

    not_again ,

    Reminding me of corrupted .mdb files means I need more alcohol tonight to pacify the demons in my head

    MacNCheezus ,
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    Isn’t that part of the same office package or does that cost more?

    Not sure about the current state of things since I haven’t used MS Office in decades, and I believe it’s entirely made of web apps now, but Access definitely used to be extra. As in, there always were at least two editions of Office, one that included Access and one that didn’t. And the former was significantly more expensive.

    TheActualDevil ,

    I actually know this one. Access is available through the MS Office 2019 bundle officially and they pretend it’s not really there with 365, but if you have Office365 you can download the app version to work offline. Access still doesn’t show up on the main list in the app, but if you search it’s there. There’s also a way to search it in apps online in 365 but it just downloads it and only runs in the app.

    I recently went back to school and the basic degree requirements necessitated an intro to CIS class. It was just a glorified MS suite class. But I had an interesting time figuring out how to get to Access and no where online makes it clear. That’s the main reason I typed this out. Maybe some day someone else will have the same issue and this comment will show up on a search and be able to help them. You’re welcome future person!

    MacNCheezus ,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    OF COURSE the actual devil would know such things… LOL

    NuXCOM_90Percent , (edited )

    Its not that simple.

    Yes, there are the people who think there is genuinely no problem with this. Just like there are people who will never delete a line of code in favor of commenting everything and who refuse to write commit messages no matter how many times their co-workers beg them to.

    But, generally, people know it is a horrible workflow and is prone to failure. But there is no time and resources available to revamp the entire system. Because that likely involves going “offline” for the migration as well as the subsequent retraining. Its no different than the technical debt we all laugh and cry about. We know that server is held together with chewing gum and shoe strings but we don’t have time or authorization to tear it down and rebuild it from scratch. We are just hoping it doesn’t fail at a bad time.

    If you’re lucky? You can periodically export the excel sheet to a database (sql or access, it doesn’t matter). You are still doing things wrong but you at least have a recovery option at that point. But, if you can’t, you are more or less fucked and know it.


    As for another Lesson Learned. A database solution without high-ish availability and backups is actually worse than the god awful spreadsheet. Because people know when the spreadsheet fail and likely are self-important enough they will stop everything to recover it. People tend to ignore error messages when they try to submit a record or save something and you find out that the disk failed last week and you lost everything.

    Evil_Shrubbery ,

    Excel is a game dev and game test kit.

    Like Snakes, Bowman, CimCity, etc

    Fuck_u_spez_ ,

    Shit, I’ll mock them. I’m too jaded and depressed at this point in my career to give a fuck. I’ll go full Nick Burns on their asses if one of my end users wants to use Excel as a database and expects me to make it work. The may even learn something in the process. It might be the fact that I’m a dick, but everyone figures that out pretty quickly.

    Sweetpeaches69 ,

    Dudes rock

    Samsy ,

    The problem is, people dig to deep into excel functions, some of them could easily build a database or do some programming (if/else), but they know nothing outside of their ms-office -ecosystem.

    Just a hint for ms-office devs, why not a low-code-builder with SQL backend. Just call it squirrel or powersql or something.

    nxdefiant ,

    MS Access is a thing…

    bobs_monkey ,

    And it’s terrible.

    The_v ,

    It wasn’t that bad in 2003. Too bad it’s still stuck there.

    nxdefiant ,

    exactly this. 200%

    KilroyIsHere ,
    @KilroyIsHere@lemmy.world avatar

    Power Platform with dataverse is essentially this

    ElderWendigo ,

    It’s more than just knowing things outside the ms office ecosystem. People use the tools they have. So when IT locks down the whole system and it takes an act of God to get anything else installed, you find ways to hammer that nail with whatever blunt object you have in hand.

    Berserker ,
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    I see you’re in enterprise.

    BeardedGingerWonder ,

    Correct, it’s for tracking work items.

    bajabound ,

    Whew, glad you didn’t say it wasn’t a password manager…

    thedolanduck ,

    My old boss used it a password manager, no kidding…

    bajabound ,

    Our users have had access to Password Safe, then Keepass, then LastPass, now Keeper. Guess what still pops up in screen shares.

    YoorWeb ,

    Years ago, I’ve recommended KeePass to a girl from marketing who kept a long list of passwords on paper on her desk. She forgot the master pass after a week or so. That was the end of my trust in users’ ability to maintain a safe environment.

    RogueBanana ,

    Haven’t used keepass but it should ask for master password at least once a day right? Or did she not require any credentials for more than a week?

    YoorWeb ,

    Keepass will autolock after a minute or so, she used that pass few times a day…

    Uncle_Bagel ,

    My old company had a saved spreadsheet on the O:drive called “Passwords”

    DillyDaily ,

    My current boss who said she was retiring about 5 years ago (but didn’t…) used Excel as a password manager but would create her own little “boxes” of merged cells, then when she wanted to clear the contents of a merged cell she’d select the whole area and delete entire rows and columns, but she wouldn’t notice, so later then complain that the Gen Z office admin was “deleting important passwords” and when I pointed out that it was the boss doing that she’d either deny it, or repeat her process while paying closer attention then blame “Microsoft doing stupid things with this new Excel, it didn’t do this before the cloud” (don’t ask me why she thought her excel 2010 was on the cloud, other than the fact she saved this doc in Dropbox)

    Said scape goat office admin transferred everything to OneNote when we did get finally get Microsoft 365, so at least the boss would stop accidentally deleting everything when trying to edit one thing.

    Then the boss started to get annoyed at me for all my “stupid and impossible passwords”, how dare I have passwords like “nf6oO!D4t^q%Tnr3” and “&x#5Fr$s68iETYof”. I asked why it’s a problem, just copy and paste, my passwords are like that because I generate mine within a password manager and I’m not changing my process, I’m already heavily compromising by putting my passwords in her silly OneNote so she can log into accounts I’ve set up.

    She had all her passwords in this document, but she wasn’t even using it to copy paste. She’d look at the document to read the password then type it out manually…

    I showed her my password manager so she’d understand how useful it is, turns out our MSP had already set one up for her! But she didn’t like it because “it always asks me to check a code on my phone just to see my passwords, it takes too long to faff around with my phone, OneNote is just as secure because it’s in the Dropbox and you can’t get into the Dropbox without the password.”

    Lord help me.

    LetKCater2U ,

    Lord help her! How has she even made it this far in life? 😂

    DillyDaily ,

    Haha, I know right!

    Our industry was notoriously late to go digital, even in 2020 I heard of organisations physically mailing out letters to clients because no one had an established individual user email system

    Our industry (community centres and non accredited adult education) dominated by grannies, retireees who volunteer, and council workers that burnt out and don’t care to change the status quo the grannies have set up.

    I think my boss used to be sharper in her prime (or rather, I know she was, because I’ve seen examples of her work from 20 years ago), but she’s in her mid seventies, and the lead poisoning and chemo-brain have taken their toll on her.

    stoy ,

    My dad uses it as a password manager

    Socsa ,

    It’s not even a good analytics tool. If you submit an academic paper with excel plots in it, I’ll reject that shit without reading it and type “lmaoooooooo…” To the review character limit.

    My 12 year old child knows how to use matplotlib and he thinks Santa can fit down a chimney.

    stoy ,

    It is good enough for financial and marketing analytics, just because there are better tools for scientific applications doesn’t make Excel a bad analytic tool for general use.

    Socsa ,

    It depends on the scale. I’ll agree that excel is a great tool for household finances.

    Suburbanl3g3nd ,

    It’s great at (correspondence) Battleship with a coworker though. Didn’t see this on the “not a…” list. Oh, and (correspondence) Guess Who!

    flambonkscious ,

    I love the idea of xls applications, that’s really evil!

    CosmicTurtle ,

    I work for a Fortune 500 company and I can tell you the reason why excel (and Google sheets) are used inappropriately is because cyber data controls make creating and maintaining a database very hard. Not only that but the skills required to know how to make a table in a spreadsheet is nowhere near the skills required to deploy, maintain, and provision a database table.

    Spreadsheets don’t require a UI to be built. People don’t have to learn a new app just to be able to see data.

    I’m an IT guy too and I’m the first to tell you that spreadsheets suck. But when it takes an act of a board to create new tables in a database, I tell ya…might as well just use spreadsheets.

    FlyingSquid ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    You would be aghast at the sort of horrors my previous place of employment used- not even Excel- Google Sheets for.

    mojo , in I bet Rockstar is thinking twice about *checks notes* making a normal looking female character.

    Damn Elon is the very fucking last thing I’d think of when I consider video game reviews. What’s Bill Gate’s opinion?

    GTA made a name for itself by scaring parents for being violent and edgy. They do the same thing now, except it’s far more terrifying to just scare fragile white losers.

    SPRUNT ,

    At least Bill Gates was connected to Xbox, or something.

    Rubanski ,

    I think he even invented Halo or so I’ve heard! He’s a true gamer.

    LainOfTheWired ,
    @LainOfTheWired@lemy.lol avatar

    That was Bungie, and little known fact before Microsoft made a deal with them halo was going to be a Mac exclusive.

    LainOfTheWired ,
    @LainOfTheWired@lemy.lol avatar

    Due to I would guess Bungies history of making Mac exclusives like the very overlooked Marathon

    Skullgrid ,
    @Skullgrid@lemmy.world avatar

    nah, Marathon’s not overlooked, they just put out a trailer for that lootershooter extraction shooter.

    HawlSera ,

    That’s hillarious

    HawlSera ,

    It wasn’t even good at it, Saint’s Row feels like the game GTA is trying to be.

    Polyester6435 ,

    Saints row 2 is the best GTA game

    HawlSera ,

    Damn straight

    Aasikki ,

    Nah saints row is when the mom says “but we already have gta at home”

    HawlSera ,

    Yeah, if your home was the fuckin’ Playboy Mansion

    Aasikki ,

    Saints row fans are the gamer equivalents of people who like to watch Kardashians and shit like that.

    HawlSera ,

    GTA fans who diss Saint’s Row fans are the people gobbling up post Endgame MCU while seeing nothing wrong with the current state of cinema

    Aasikki ,

    Ok so that’s all you can give, a dislike? Come on bring on the counter arguments.

    Decoy321 , in What the hell! Let's all just go crazy!

    … You were supposed to the whole time …

    WorkIsSlow ,

    Nothing ever mattered? D:

    Rodeo ,

    LiNGuIsTiC pResCrIPtiViSm

    aelwero ,

    My wife and I have been on board for decades :)

    WashedOver , in We were warned.
    @WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

    It appears to be the majority of Doctors most Americans can afford…

    FlyingSquid OP ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    This is not what I thought they meant when they said universal healthcare.

    Wermhatswormhat ,

    Child: Mom can we have universal healthcare? Mom: We have universal healthcare at home. The healthcare we have at home:

    It’s easy, pick any doctor in your network.

    SpaceNoodle , in A good deal of IT work, too

    I’m old enough that when I was in school, teachers were telling us that we’d never have calculators in our pockets wherever we’d go.

    Steve ,

    Thats a stupid statement in any year after the “pocket calculator” was available in the 70s

    SpaceNoodle ,

    Not really. The first ones were quite expensive, and it was uncommon to have one on your person at all times like we now do with smartphones.

    Rodeo ,

    Yes really, if your job requires lots of calculations you’d be stupid not to have one, even back when they were expensive.

    Every machinist I know, even the crusty old ones, carry a calculator in their pocket. It’s indispensable. Why wouldn’t you carry one if you need it all the time?

    SpaceNoodle ,

    Pretty sure the teacher wasn’t assuming that every single child in class was going to be a machinist.

    In fact, most people aren’t machinists.

    Rodeo ,

    And yet my point stands: if you need to do a lot of calculations at your job, you’d be stupid not to have a calculator in your pocket. And if you don’t, then the time it takes to find a calculator will be negligible.

    SpaceNoodle ,

    OK? That’s not the point.

    Rodeo ,

    Uh what, that’s literally the point lol. The “you won’t have a calculator” has been complete and utter bullshit for literally over half a century.

    SpaceNoodle ,

    Bro, smartphones haven’t even existed for 20 years

    You’re talking as if everybody was carrying around pocket calculators the day they were invented

    Rodeo ,

    No actually I literally specified people whose jobs require doing a lot of calculations lmao

    If your job required lots of calculations, and you heard about this fancy new thing called a pocket calculator, wouldn’t you go out and buy one?

    SpaceNoodle ,

    Of course. But, again, that’s not everyone. Not everyone went out and bought pocket calculators and carried them around everywhere.

    dejected_warp_core ,

    It’s even more stupid when it’s the same class that required the purchase of a TI-85 to complete the course.

    Ferris ,

    how big are your pockets cmon

    SpaceNoodle ,

    There was a period of time when I wore only carpenter jeans so I could fit my TI-83 in my pocket and I’m still not ashamed

    TheOneWithTheHair OP ,
    @TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world avatar

    I’m that old, too. Can you imagine a student back then saying, “I’ll have a calculator, flashlight, camera, video recorder, music collection, and games to pass the times I have to wait on others.”

    SpaceNoodle ,

    “Oh yeah and it’s also a phone”

    superduperenigma ,

    “Oh yeah and it’s also a computer that’s more powerful than any computer you’ve ever laid eyes on that has access to an unimaginable wealth of human knowledge via a wireless connection to the Internet.”

    SpaceNoodle ,

    What the fuck is an Internet?

    eran_morad ,

    Tubes bruh

    altima_neo , (edited )
    @altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

    The Internet is a communications tool, used the world over, where people come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another!

    SpaceNoodle ,

    You forgot about cat photos

    kratoz29 ,

    I listened recently to somebody on a podcast saying that only psychos or close family would dial you in this day and age… And I kinda agree.

    SpaceNoodle ,

    Or medical providers, professional contacts, service providers …

    VaultBoyNewVegas ,

    I’m only 27 and I was lucky enough to hear that one, no Wikipedia and no Google.

    SpaceNoodle ,

    Wikipedia was started in 2001, and Google in 1998. Who was saying this to you when you were 2?

    Micromot ,

    The platforms existing doesn’t mean they have been as wide spread as they are today

    SpaceNoodle ,

    They said “no Google and no Wikipedia,” not “Google and Wikipedia were not as widespread as they are today”

    PwnTra1n ,

    I feel like you misread. I think they meant Wikipedia and google not allowed for sources.

    SpaceNoodle ,

    Why would you assume they’d just randomly change the topic like that?

    PwnTra1n ,

    The subject became “stupid shit teachers say that is not applicable in the real world” and in that context the subject never changed. They were probably told “you won’t have a calculator in your pocket all the time” as well as “don’t using the internet(google and Wikipedia) as sources” which was very common to be told around the time when they would have been in school. I’m not attacking you I just think you misunderstood as everyone is possible of doing.

    SpaceNoodle ,

    Perhaps you should entertain the idea that you misunderstood. I suppose it’s also possible that OC is just not very good at expressing themselves.

    PwnTra1n ,

    Maybe they aren’t good at expressing themselves but it makes sense with my point of view where as taking your viewpoint it’s just nonsense. Maybe they had a point of view where it makes sense. Where they are coming from it makes the comment make sense where if we follow yours we just think everyone else is an idiot with no room for fault of your own. That’s fine if you are always right but you are not, as with everyone.

    SpaceNoodle ,

    People say nonsense on the Internet all the time. It’s the safest assumption.

    PwnTra1n ,

    Yeah, I’ve been reading your replies.

    SpaceNoodle ,

    🙄

    VaultBoyNewVegas ,

    Lol. Your back and forth was entertaining. I expressed what I intended to, teachers were still doing the whole “don’t trust everything you read” and “you won’t have a calculator in your pocket” when I was at school.

    VaultBoyNewVegas ,

    Aww snookums, I was only providing an anecdote to the comment I replied too, no need to get bent out of shape over it. And fyi teachers were still telling us that we wouldn’t always have calculators when I was 16 doing my GCSEs and learning algebra and compound interest for an exam where we had two papers with calculators used and one where we weren’t allowed calculators.

    SpaceNoodle ,

    🙄

    tooclose104 ,
    @tooclose104@lemmy.ca avatar

    This wasn’t all that long ago though. I’m only in my 30’s and was told this in elementary school in the 90’s and early 2000’s. The iPhone was first released only 16 years ago.

    punkwalrus ,
    @punkwalrus@lemmy.world avatar

    I was told this, too, but when I got to Functions and Analytical Geometry, they started suggesting calculators. Now kids have laptops, gees.

    soulfirethewolf , in Its most common use case is interrupting games

    Sticky keys is it so that when you press the modifier keys (control, shift, alt/option and win/meta/super/command), you won’t need to hold them in order to activate a keyboard shortcut.

    It’s an accessibility feature designed to make it easier for people who may have trouble using a keyboard to activate keyboard shortcuts.

    empireOfLove , in Choose wisely!

    Options 2 and 3.

    Free gravel, assuming that means it just sort of appears where I want it in as much volume as i want, means I can simply create a massive stockpile of it in a very convenient location for construction projects and sell it by the yard for literally free money. Or sell it directly and conjure it up right where the foreman wants it.

    Teleporting 7 inches is enough to pass through most doors which are less than 2" thick. That is infinitely more useful than you think it is…

    samus12345 ,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    Doors may not be that thick, but you’re thicker than 7 inches even if you’re skinny. So you’d end up with part of your back inside the door.

    IndefiniteBen ,

    But then you haven’t travelled 7 inches. If you want to measure how far someone has travelled, you measure the distance from a body part in one position to the same body part in the second position. If you measure from the back of the foot in one position why would you measure to the front of the foot in the other position?

    Zeshade ,

    If a door is 2 inches thick and thickest part of your body is the length of your foot in inches, let’s say 11 inches which Google tells me is a reasonable length for a man’s foot, then to travel far enough into the direction of the door so that the back of your foot ends up on the other side of the door, you’d need to travel 11+2 inches.

    samus12345 ,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    Depends on how it’s measured. I was supposing a position at the center of your mass being used, but there are no guidelines to go by. Guess you just have to take the pill and see how it works! Personally, I’d pick something else unless I had a way to verify how it worked beforehand.

    CrzyRusski ,

    Ammm, that proves that you’ll likely end up in the door. If you stand facing the door and measure 7 inches from the back of the foot towards the door, you likely won’t pass the door.

    IndefiniteBen ,

    Right. I seem to have confused myself.

    Also another point is that it says “up to” 7 inches. Who knows if that distance is a choice or random.

    CrzyRusski ,

    Lol right, didn’t catch that small detail

    kablammy ,

    If it is a choice, then stand back to the wall and teleport -24 inches to safely teleport through the wall.

    empireOfLove ,

    Speak for yourself. How do you know I’m not a 2-dimensional lifeform?

    samus12345 ,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    Must be difficult to eat!

    https://comb.io/Rb0Z19.gif

    Sotuanduso ,

    Just teleport again. What could go wrong?

    Imgonnatrythis ,

    Cath here is that if you teleport accidentally into an object that object becomes a part of you.

    RGB3x3 ,

    So I just become a Katamari?

    Fine by me.

    Imgonnatrythis ,

    You can do this already without the pill, you are just limited to objects that are somewhat sharp.

    samus12345 ,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    rolls around on a floor full of tacks

    “Ha-ha, (ouch) na, na-na (ouch) na-na (ouch) na-na (ouch) na-na, (ouch) Kata(ouch)mari Dama(ouch)cy!”

    Pulptastic ,

    Ba baaaaa bababadabada

    Selmafudd ,

    The teleport one if it has no cool down could be used to fly, just keep using it

    samus12345 ,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    If it stops velocity it would also be useful for dropping long distances without dying. A little like Mario doing a butt-stomp just before he hits the ground in Mario 64.

    Sotuanduso ,

    MLG teleport clutch.

    x4740N ,
    @x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

    Could just also use it to travel any speed too if it stops velocity

    You could put on an astronauts suit and warp across space

    merc ,

    Theoretically it could be used to travel, but “realistically” it probably couldn’t. Even if it’s an ability that’s as easy to activate as blinking, a typical blink lasts 1/3 of a second. If you can teleport 4x per second, you can only move at 28 inches per second, which is slower than walking speed. If you did it while you were running you could theoretically add 28 inches per second to your speed, but that would only increase your speed by about 10%.

    It seems unlikely you could use the ability hundreds of times per second, because there really isn’t much that you can do intentionally hundreds of times per second.

    empireOfLove ,

    Physics teachers hate this one simple trick

    Mouselemming ,

    As long as you maintain a personal diameter of <5 inches. If not, some door will trim it for you.

    bhamlin ,

    some door will trim it for you.

    Hang on, let’s hear him out…

    surewhynotlem ,

    Speak for yourself. I’m more than 7" thick. I’m not making it through a sheet of paper.

    merc ,

    Not just doors. Many walls are thinner than that. Any window or glass wall, even reinforced bulletproof ones, immediately become an entrance and exit. You could presumably walk into Fort Knox, grab a few bars of gold and walk back out. If you’re arrested, no jail could hold you.

    You could easily be the most famous magician alive, doing impossible escapes from sealed boxes, or disappearing by teleporting 7 inches into a hollow but completely sealed object.

    Baphomet_The_Blasphemer , in Seek relief

    So yall are just talking about baby meds for minor headaches. I’m up on that prescription grade headache medication for my debilitating migraines, and I can not take it more than a few times a month without doing irreparable damage to my kidneys and liver. Sometimes, dealing with headache pain is the healthier option.

    RGB3x3 ,

    You must be on a preventative, right? Rather than just managing pain when they come on?

    I’ve tried Nurtec, Aimovig, and about to start Ajovy.

    Nurtec and Aimovig worked pretty well, though not perfect. If you haven’t tried a preventative, I highly suggest seeing a neurologist, if you can.

    Baphomet_The_Blasphemer ,

    My medication is just for managing the pain/alleviating symptoms. I have seen neurologists and have been thoroughly examined.

    My migraines are caused by having received multiple traumatic brain injuries due to blunt force trauma and concussive shock waves from being blown up while deployed overseas in active combat. Unfortunately, nothing much can be done about this accept for trying to manage the pain.

    The good news is that I seem to be getting them much less frequently than I used to, so maybe my brain is attempting to heal itself. I used to get a migraine just about once a week. Now it’s only about once every other month.

    mapiki ,

    I’m really happy it’s getting better for you! Hopefully it keeps improving.

    Arcity ,
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    Pain is healthy in so far that it indicates injury or sickness. It helps to tell you to give your body more rest. But if pain is chronic or gives you stress even during rest you do need medication

    FlyingSquid ,
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    Pain is not always an indicator of injury or sickness, such as OP’s migraines or people with nerve disorders. There are many causes of pain, including unknown causes.

    Arcity ,
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    Yes, that’s what “in so far” means

    blanketswithsmallpox ,
    irmoz , (edited )

    Boo hoo, someone couldn’t go 10 minutes without making something all about them. Of fucking course this is talking about normal headaches and not chronic migraines you fucking imbecile. Do you think someone’s gonna be recommending hard medication as a daily snack or something? Yeah, we all know sometimes you can’t pop drugs like it’s fucking candy. But you’re not really here to inform, you’re here to say, “look at me, everybody, I’m the 1 in 1000 people this advice doesn’t apply to, aren’t I so fucking special??”

    sudoshakes ,

    Opiates are not medically indicated for migraines.

    Triptans are.

    So are injections of Ajovy.

    This person is not talking about taking opiates. They are talking about medications that suck to take, but reduce the electrical storm of a migraine in the brain.

    irmoz , (edited )

    So my specifics are off. The point is still there. Choosing to suffer when you can easily stop it with near 0 downsides is kinda dumb. This guy clearly doesn’t have an easy fix with near 0 downsides. So this quite obviously doesn’t apply to that situation, does it?

    sudoshakes ,

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  • irmoz ,

    Dude, I didn’t day there aren’t downsides. Maybe you can’t read. I also didn’t say anything about addiction.

    Make sure you understand what I’m saying before dismissing it. Your complaints are irrelevant. Even with your amendments, their statement is still:

    “This advice for minor problems doesn’t apply to my major problem, boo hoo.”

    db2 , in lol

    So stupid… the thing that really gets me is it isn’t a new thing, he was always this stupid. Which means they’re are way too many people dumber than him which is fucking scary.

    EatYouWell ,

    He wasn’t, though. If you look at his interviews in the early 2000s it’s like watching a different person.

    He was still a pompous piece of shit idiot, but he absolutely has had an extreme cognitive decline over the past decade (probably from amphetamine abuse).

    If I had to guess, I’d say he was in the mid stages of dementia with one foot over the advanced line.

    someguy3 ,

    Even that leaked audio at the start of covid when he said it was worse than a virulent flu. He knew what was going on.

    db2 ,

    I’ve seen his interviews for the last 40 odd years. Do you recall when he claimed he lived in a cardboard box on the streets of NY until someone gave him a $5 bill which he then built his fortune on? In reality he got several million from his father and never had lived on the street. Believe me, he has never once lived in the same reality as anyone else.

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