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Bayz0r , in Thanks!

Imagine going through the effort of creating the image but not spellchecking lettuce.

VikingHippie ,

You sure that’s not part of the joke?

bloubz ,

I think they wanted to spell lattice (the abstract algebra structure)

cypherpunks ,
@cypherpunks@lemmy.ml avatar

possible, but also a fail scenario

Nygarder ,

Lettice is a person

Gurfaild ,

Obviously that’s the plural of lettuce, just like mouse -> mice and house -> hice

PlantDadManGuy ,

God help any non native English speakers here

Aecosthedark ,

In this case, lettice is a persons name, not the vegetable spelt similarly.

GrammatonCleric , in Lemmy Shit posting open to public posting again
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar
ChapolinColoradoNZ ,

Jaspion? Is that you?

Rentlar , in This wasn't meant to happen!

I can live with hold music even for an hour because I can keep it in the background.

The absolute WORST is when they play some music for 30 seconds, then the music stops, cutting to some voice recording peddling some bullshit like “try out [Product]!” or “Use our new mobile app!”. I can’t focus on anything else with it in the background because I think each time it cuts the CSR might have picked up the line.

Tagger ,

Your call is important to us …

SpaceNoodle ,

We’re experiencing longer than usual wait times

Tagger ,

Shudder

LucidNightmare ,

Due to COVID. Three years later.

afraid_of_zombies ,

I admit I don’t stand for that anymore. Every time I am told the person I need to speak to is working remotely or something I just remind them that they should have that sorted out by March 2020.

uis ,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

The elevator doesn’t to the top over there

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

What I especially hate about those is that the VO is always on the “I’m super happy to tell you this” level, which just makes it ten times worse since it’s a fucking ad.

johnnybravo , in They work!

Does that mean he prefers vaccinated men?

nightwatch_admin ,

I sure hope any person, regardless of gender/identity, stays the fuck away from taters

Intralexical ,

Tater tots are great, though.

gnuplusmatt ,

What’s taters, precious?

Blyfh ,

Boil him, smash him, stick him in a prison!

Nacktmull , in Xitter Tanks
@Nacktmull@lemmy.world avatar

The seat is way too small for that bowl and I find that mildly infuriating

XEAL ,

hold up

JesusTheCarpenter ,

That’s because they had to put the Elon’s Twitter sign. Which is why I am not big fan of this kind of old school satire. It’s a little on the nose Everything has to have signs, subtitles and arrows so even the dumbest people can understand them. While I understand the need for that, it makes the jokes fall flat for me.

ininewcrow ,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Makes sense to me … a seat small enough for a little asshole and a bowl big enough for someone who produces a lot of shit

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I’ve actually seen that kinda shit IRL in public restrooms pretty frequently.

saucyloggins , in Could we have had Beast Wars in the 60s?

That’s because the government has had tech way beyond even what we have today. They just peace-meal it out to us bro. They’ve been coordinating mass propaganda against us 1984 style since like. Before 1984.

Also. The government is so incompetent they can’t provide health care better than private insurance companies. Obviously.

Entropywins ,
@Entropywins@kbin.social avatar

Sounds reasonable... you've got my vote

Alvinum , (edited )

They won’t provide or create the framework for proper health care in the US because private health care is a very effective extortion scheme that can pay for the laws they want.

And the pharma companies like it like that.

"Oh, you like living? Too bad you live in the US, where we will charge you 10x what everyone else in the world pays for the insulin you need to survive. Pay up or die.

fortune.com/2023/01/13/…/amp/

There is a reason the US has the most expensive health care system in the world, while the health care system quality using objective criteria,l is usually around rank 40-60, below practically all western countries, below cuba and comparable to Armenia or Morocco.

statista.com/…/health-index-of-countries-worldwid…

…wikipedia.org/…/World_Health_Organization_rankin…

The US is also basically the only industrialized country where medical bankruptcy is a thing.

CodingSquirrel ,

You're not wrong, but I think the above poster was sarcastically pointing out that people who believe that the government is highly coordinated and competent don't trust the government to run healthcare because it's too uncoordinated and incompetent. Both incredibly strong and also laughably weak.

Danatronic , in Organic, huh?

I mean, I wouldn’t want to eat inorganic food. What would that even be, pure salt?

burntbutterbiscuits ,

McDonald’s?

UltraMagnus0001 ,

Chick FIL A

Ertebolle ,

I thought that was made from ground-up plundered religious artifacts or something

Rusticus ,

Spam

ignotum ,

You can actually eat spammers, and I think doing so counts as community service

AlecStewart1st ,

Hey now, spam is made of pork! What cuts of pork we’re talking about, well, that’s a different question.

Hextic ,

It’s “mystery” “meat”.

Also “organic”

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

"organ"ic

Aux ,

Many different salts, not just NaCl. As well as many metals and some acids. But they all are micronutrients, you won’t get any calories out of them.

Fosheze ,

So it’s a diet then.

WarmSoda ,

I ate lead paint chips when I was a kid.
Delicious. But deadly.

HeckGazer ,

won’t get any calories out of them

Me, an intellectual: eats a chunk of uranium

WindInTrees ,

ITT: Non-Americans and people being facetious

Pixelemme , in loss

I didn’t get it. What is he trying to show there? Can anyone explain pls?

Vlyn ,
shrodes ,
Pixelemme ,

Oh. Wow.

RootBeerGuy ,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Appropriate response to exposure of loss lore.

NevermindNoMind ,

Congratulations on being one of today’s lucky ten thousand! xkcd.com/1053

jdeath ,

thanks! I’m lucky today!!

Zyansheep ,

Eyy, me too!

A_Chilean_Cyborg ,
@A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl avatar

You’re a nice kind of person!

Blastoid5000 ,
@Blastoid5000@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve seen this referenced a good dozen times and I never recognize it’s the meme until the Eli5

Wilzax , in Olympic casual GigaChad

Both eyes open can be better for your aim if you can resolve both images of the sights and place the target exactly between the images. Takes practice but seems to have a higher skill ceiling

Bertuccio ,

i.servimg.com/u/f41/19/88/36/99/img_0927.jpg

That’s why these exist.

Darn it. Can you not hotlink images in Lemmy?

ChaoticNeutralCzech , (edited )

You can. Most instances run image hosting too.


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International Standard Shooting Goggles Patch Eye Mask Archery Target Aid

Bertuccio ,

Oh, do you need the “!” in front of the link? I tried something like that at first and it showed nothing

CodexArcanum ,

That’s standard Markdown syntax for embedded links: instead of linking, just show the content. Usually only for images but I think some sites will allow audio (and video?!) embeds as well.

ChaoticNeutralCzech , (edited )

Yes, video too, but support by clients is inconsistent (some don’t show playback controls and loop it like a gif, some just display a link). By default, the media hosting server allows for up to 900 frames (up to 30-37 seconds of smooth video) and 2160p; the audio track is removed; the filesize limit is 40 MiB (most instance owners set it way lower, perhaps 5 or 10). There is a caveat: all media must be encoded to a single codec of the instance owner’s choice: VP9 (default), H264, H265, AV1, or VP8. Uploading in one of the others is possible but beware: it is going to be reencoded by the server, and if the process doesn’t finish within the timeout of 30 seconds, you get the error ffmpeg timed out. In 30 seconds, a server without HW acceleration will typically only process a very short video (for feddit.org, it’s about 1 MiB’s worth of H265) so anything longer than a few seconds will fail! To take advantage of the full upload limit, you must reencode the video yourself to VP9 or whatever other codec is set (you can tell by uploading a tiny file in any codec and inspecting the output).

You can use the following command to reencode the video to VP9:


<span style="color:#323232;">ffmpeg -i input.mkv 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  -r 899/<duration> `only use this for longer videos where you need to reduce frames to 900` 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  -c:a libopus -b:a 48k `audio will probably be removed anyway` 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  -c:v vp9 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  -crf 32 `constant quality mode, lower is better quality, try finding lowest value satisfying filesize limit` 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  output.webm
</span>

FFmpeg can do much more to the video: resize, crop, trim etc. Look it up. If you want GUI, try Handbrake.

Alternatively, just use a more lenient hoster like GitHub or catbox.moe and embed the file from there, which has no aforementioned limits: ![Big Buck Bunny 4K](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c0/Big_Buck_Bunny_4K.webm) will embed a 10-minute 4K movie.

CodexArcanum ,

Wow! Thanks for the detailed response, I definitely did not know all that about it, nor would have thought to look it up.

MeThisGuy ,

I want to embed you

A_Chilean_Cyborg ,
@A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl avatar

![](www.linktotheimage.com)

Psythik ,

Next time you can just upload the image and it will embed it in your comment.

FWIW your link worked just fine. Also disallowing hotlinking is the decision of the web server hosting the image, not Lemmy.

Im_old ,

So he’s just silently telling everyone “skill issue”? 😄

NegativeInf , in "they say this house is haunted. I've been living here for the past 430 years and haven't seen a ghost yet"

I can quit any time I like. I won’t. But I could!

chevy9294 ,

Quit what? Life? I can’t, I’m addicted to living :(

lauha ,

You seem addicted to breathing. Try quitting

Aniline ,

I tried to stop a while ago, in less than 2 minutes the craving was in me… I cracked, despite all my promises to myself, I breathed again. Definitely addict !

Maybe I’ve put on weight since then, wouldn’t surprise me

zarkanian ,
@zarkanian@sh.itjust.works avatar

Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!

OhVenus_Baby ,

Rehabs for quitters 😂

ShaggySnacks ,

Quitters are losers. That’s why I don’t quit and go to rehab.

Clinicallydepressedpoochie , (edited ) in Why do we put up with this crap?

We are too reliant on air travel as it is. With the advent of the internet we should reduce air travel down to permitted leisure/visiting family and migration. Businesses should be able to video confernce most transactions. The situations where you absolutely need on site representation can be reduced drastically.

That is, if you took climate change seriously.

Xanis ,

HA. So look, I do agree. Problem is businesses don’t care, even if we do. If you figure out a way to stop management across way too many professions from holding hour long meetings to talk about some data point that has so significance to what is actually happening, and those “leaders” who call meetings early to get the team together, when the whole damn thing could be in an email…yeah man, when you solve that, I’ll work with you to solve the rest.

Clinicallydepressedpoochie ,

Ok, but like I’m not going to solve it. It’s not also going to be solved today. I’m just saying you want to gripe about your shitty airplane experience like we need to make it a luxury resort when really we need to stop pumping carbon into the atmosphere.

John_McMurray ,

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  • Clinicallydepressedpoochie ,

    Lol. “The environment can suck my big fat cock. I need to go to Jamaica, NOW!”

    Thanks for the laugh.

    John_McMurray ,

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  • Clinicallydepressedpoochie , (edited )

    I do have a selfish reason; and it’s not because I don’t vacation. It’s I travel for work and that shit is exhausting. Anyway, you’re acting like you care so go and give this a read and leave me alone you dope.

    bbc.com/…/20200218-climate-change-how-to-cut-your…

    John_McMurray ,

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  • Clinicallydepressedpoochie ,

    Using the r word in 2024. Someone I really want to interact with.

    John_McMurray ,

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  • piccolo ,

    Sir… i think thats your brain youre looking at.

    John_McMurray ,

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  • piccolo ,

    If you had a brain, youd had a better comeback than lame vulgar insults.

    Allonzee ,

    Wait till accelerating climate change makes leisure flights a thing of the past in the next decade or so, along with tame weather and dependable agriculture.

    Our species is done, thanks to mindsets like yours.

    arstechnica.com/…/the-climate-is-changing-so-fast…

    John_McMurray ,

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  • Zink ,

    a thing of the past for poor people, anyway.

    Allonzee ,

    We were too conservative in our estimates and other accelerating factors, like loss of the reflectivity of our arctic regions, have entered the game.

    This stuff doesn’t go away on any human perceived timeframe even if we stopped entirely. Our beloved capitalists will be able protect themselves for a couple more decades beyond us peasants, but their luxury bunkers with ironically self-sustaining agricultural sections will effectively become the tombs of the families most responsible.

    We were just smart enough to make technologies that helped us today and doomed us tomorrow, and still too bone dead stupid not to stop/drastically reduce using them upon discovering the consequences of their use.

    🔥🤷🔥

    yemmly ,

    Rowboats my friend. Rowboats.

    Cowbee ,
    @Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

    Plus, high-speed rail is better for the environment.

    suction ,

    Not having to do unnecessary travel at all beats every transportation mode…

    Cowbee ,
    @Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

    Yes, and necessary travel doesn’t need to be via car or plane.

    aidan ,

    Businesses should be able to video confernce most transactions.

    Almost everyone who travels a lot for work wants this too.

    henfredemars , in Stretching

    I know I couldn’t do this on Reddit but can I delete someone else’s post on Lemmy?

    DragonTypeWyvern ,

    Yes.

    Step 1: Host an instance

    Step 2: Delete a post

    gregor ,
    @gregor@gregtech.eu avatar

    Hehehehe I can do that

    henfredemars ,

    I like Lemmy better already.

    SatansMaggotyCumFart , in Stages of grief

    I tell you, after trying every single one of these brands it all feels the same when you stick your dick in them.

    Track_Shovel OP ,

    Not what they mean by ‘butt stuff’ - you added a extra syllable

    hakunawazo ,

    Marlon Brando would disagree while dancing tango.
    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/191220f4-9ee4-4153-be63-1a867f2a5685.jpeg

    Kusimulkku ,

    Lies. Margarine is a lot softer than butter.

    SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

    Listen to me when I speak.

    I said all these brands feel the same but when I’m having a Rockefeller moment I will only fuck a cored out block of real grass fed butter because margarine will never be butter.

    masterofn001 ,

    Sir, this Wendy’s has whipped margarine.

    remotedev , in Life, huh

    Oh, it’s about me.

    Wait no I’m 37, fuck

    GreatRam , in They only show up after midnight though

    Its*

    The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
    @The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

    I saw that too. =/

    casmael ,

    ‘’’’’’’’’’’

    samus12345 ,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    If it’s grammatically correct, is it really a shitpost?

    toothbrush ,
    @toothbrush@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Its

    Sorgan71 ,

    it’s*

    gravitas_deficiency ,
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