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lowleveldata , in ready for work

I wanted to comment something funny but I’m dead inside from hours of work

baguettefish ,

i gave you an internet point as validation and i hope that will cheer you up

saltnotsugar , in You may want to sit down

Scissor me timbers!

ininewcrow ,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Jonathan Livingston Fellacio!

smeg , in The Sacred Hole

The children, they yearn for the mines

69420 ,

This is why children are called minors.

Gradually_Adjusting , in Whelp!
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

It someone slaps their knees in my own house I start thinking of leaving

angrymouse , in Weird 🤔

Except on news and world news that for me are exactly the same.

kromem ,

It’s way worse

Masimatutu ,
@Masimatutu@mander.xyz avatar

Depends on the instance. Lemmy world has gotten pretty bad, but Beehaw for instance (no pun intended) remains great.

angrymouse ,

Idk what to say in Beehaw form but I heard they hate communists, maybe because of lemmingrad, I totally understand the position but for me is no go.

Masimatutu ,
@Masimatutu@mander.xyz avatar

If you think the anti-communist sentiment on Beehaw is too strong I’m not sure what you’re doing on lemmy.world.

angrymouse ,

Well, as I said above, news and World News are aberrations to me, but I never saw beehaw discussions actually, I just heard a gossip and became biased.

LemmysMum ,

If you think anti-communist sentiment on lemmy.world is too strong you might be a tankie. I think you’ll find it’s anti-authoritarianism.

Masimatutu , (edited )
@Masimatutu@mander.xyz avatar

Now you’re putting words in my mouth. I’m replying to someone who appears to find Beehaw too anti-communist, while being on lemmy.world, which is on average significantly further right and as a rule a lot more hostile towards communism.

NocturnalMorning ,

I think reading the news all the time just makes people angry.

penquin ,

Fucking nailed it.

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Damn it Jesus

EmergMemeHologram ,

The rules are simple:

  1. Don’t be a communist
  2. Don’t be not a communist
  3. If you have a car, do not talk about it

If you follow those easy steps you should be fine

lowleveldata ,

Does anyone else drive a Tesla?

expatriado ,

last time i checked, Tesla only makes cars (transportation wise)

HerrBeter ,

I’m sure the robotaxi will be here any day now

LemmysMum ,
  1. Don’t not hate Capitalism, even as a joke.
  2. Don’t post anything a child can’t understand.
angrymouse ,

Don’t not hate Capitalism, even as a joke.

That’s my problem

LemmysMum ,

You should see my last post, oof.

HerrBeter ,

It’s inherently wrong, lest you meant the fallacy was replacing with the new words

257m ,

I know these are meant to be funny but double negatives always piss me off so much. Like they are literally useless and make parsing the sentence for meaning harder because they add a bunch of noise in front what you are actually saying.

LemmysMum , (edited )

Rule 5.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

“Don’t like Capitalism, even as a joke.”

LemmysMum ,

Yes, I broke rule 5.

LemmysMum ,

Serious answer: that doesn’t say what I said. My statement has no state where “liking capitalism” is an option. If someone says, I hate capitalism because X, and you say X is wrong because funny reason, you’re not saying “I like capitalism because funny reason”.

257m ,

Lol. I broke the rule, I deserve the punishment.

shadowSprite ,
  1. Don’t admit you use Windows
  2. Don’t talk about any browser other than Firefox, Librewolf or a spinoff
  3. Linux, Linux, Linux.
LemmysMum ,

I always poke those bears.

“Linux isn’t an OS, but you GNU that.” Haha, gets 'em every time.

Engywuck ,

Don’t talk about any browser other than Firefox, Librewolf or a spinoff

This. I dared to say that I like Brave and I vehemently hate Mozilla and… Oh, boy…

shadowSprite ,

Hanging at dawn then?

I try to use Firefox and Librewolf as much as I can, but the fact is that I’m a student and the websites my school uses for certain classes do not work on Firefox/Librewolf. I’ve also run into issues with certain other websites not running right and then when I switch to a chromium browser everything is fine. I don’t have the knowledge to properly troubleshoot if the problem is on my end or just a shitty website, so it’s just easier to use Brave when I need it.

bestusername , (edited )
@bestusername@aussie.zone avatar

The car thing is insane, even when you explain that you live in as regional area with limited options AND that I can drive to work in 20mins vs 60mins on public transport, you still get yelled at.

Barbarian ,
@Barbarian@sh.itjust.works avatar

The sane ones make a decent point about infrastructure (I’m definitely anti-car).

Blaming the individual for the lack of realistic options provided by the government is pretty nuts.

bestusername ,
@bestusername@aussie.zone avatar

I’m in regional Australia, it’s unrealistic to ever expect public transport to overtake private transport, we’re too spread out.

I minimise my driving, but I couldn’t survive without my own car, it’s not a black and white issue.

Barbarian ,
@Barbarian@sh.itjust.works avatar

Sure. I get that. Where I get kinda confused by some people (not blaming you for this!) is when the extrapolation comes out. “We need cars to cross this massive gap between cities, and that’s why we shouldn’t build this tram line in the middle of this densely populated city”. Similarly, just because I think we should (talking about the EU here) make big investments into rail and ban short-haul flights, that doesn’t mean I don’t see the value in transatlantic flights.

Sorry for venting, Romania’s a shithole when it comes to cars compared to the rest of the EU.

bestusername ,
@bestusername@aussie.zone avatar

If you replace “cities” with “rural towns” you might have a better understanding of why we still need cars in regional areas.

Australia is HUGE, the rural towns are far apart and have low populations.

You can’t run a bus/train every 10-20mins for 3 people, you run a bus/train ever 2hrs for 40 people, and they’ll never change.

I’m all for accessible cities, for those that want to live in them, but you’ll never get me away from my quiet rural life on the edge of regional centre. The reality is the transport in my town of 40,000 people has an insignificant impact on the environment compared Sydney, for example, with +5,000,000 people.

Barbarian ,
@Barbarian@sh.itjust.works avatar

I do get that for some situations and regions, cars are immensely valuable. I also could not agree more about the difference in environmental impact between dense, populous cities where everyone has a car and small rural towns where everyone has a car. That should be pretty self-evident.

All I was trying to say is that here in Bucharest you have some idiots that talk about cars and their necessity as if we’re in the Australian outback, where no alternative could ever be possible.

Samsy ,

Just check the 15min-Town idea created in France.

We must realize that most actually town-concepts and public transport are build to seduce you to buy a car. (Mostly in western countries, where the car industry is one of the main successors.)

Oh the market is 40 min away and outside of the town and the bus only drives every two hours, well better buy a car or get lost.

Back to the 15-min Town, the concept is, there is everything you need for living (market, doctor, schools etc.) in an area you can reach in 15 min without a car.

bestusername , (edited )
@bestusername@aussie.zone avatar

Australia, 7.8M Km², 26M people.

France, 0.5M Km², 65M people.

You can’t compare rural France and rural Australia, the cities sure, build your 15min cities anywhere the population density suits it, but it doesn’t work in regional Australia.

Kecessa ,

You forgot “Don’t mention you use Windows” and “Don’t say you don’t especially bother about privacy”

v4ld1z ,
@v4ld1z@lemmy.zip avatar

Don’t ever dare speak of veganism ever or you’ll be faced with a bunch of “muh bacon”-comments

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s no different than reddit.

Small community: friendly and welcoming

Large community: shitty teenagers

gkd ,
@gkd@lemmy.ml avatar

Instead of a random asshole from /r/conservative, it’s a random asshole from hexbear.net.

LucidLethargy ,

Oh, you haven’t been to a socialist community yet? I won’t ruin the surprise…

dream_weasel , in A shitpost for artists

Sounding.

Selmafudd ,

Ah fuck no, I’d just gone long enough that I forgot this existed

tubaruco ,

yes the white pencil isused to make sounds, more specifically by breaking it

Llewellyn ,

While it’s inside?

dream_weasel ,

Right. Insert with PLENTY of lube, then break it.

tubaruco ,

if you put lube the sound would be muffled D:

tjarod11 ,

Too hard to sterilize to be safe. I’d recommend silicon or steel toys instead. Lubricant eye drops work as lube, but you still have to keep your stuff clean.

tacosanonymous , in An oldie but a goodie

While I always advocate for starving trolls, sometimes feeding them yields hilarious results.

FartsWithAnAccent , in She's Thawing!
@FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

You know damn well this shit is starting in November

general_kitten ,

damn climate change

EvilEyedPanda ,

Thanks Obama!

Veedem , in Hmmmmmm 🤔🤔🤔🤔
@Veedem@lemmy.world avatar

There was actually follow up tweets all about equal opportunity for women. It was a GREAT way to get people to slow down and read the rest.

Ryan213 ,
@Ryan213@lemmy.world avatar

This screenshot is like reading just the headline and then commenting. Lol

ShitOnABrick OP ,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Most twitter users can only read the headline

Ryan213 ,
@Ryan213@lemmy.world avatar

Pretty sure that applies to Reddit and oftentimes here too.

ShitOnABrick OP ,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah true I was about to say lol the amount of people I’ve seen riled up over nothing or not having the proper context is insane especially on lemmy

aes ,

witness.

snooggums ,
@snooggums@kbin.social avatar

Twitter's original design was a bunch of headlines.

ShitOnABrick OP ,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

The guy they put in charge of social media marketing must of have been trolling tbh lol

watson387 ,
@watson387@sopuli.xyz avatar

Genius, also. lol

ShitOnABrick OP , (edited )
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Genius nono vile man this isn’t the right correct set of words he is a golden god A GOLDEN GOD and his rage is untethered and holds no bounds HE SHALL UNLEASH HIS FURY UPON YOU LIKE THE CRASHING OF A THOUSAND WAVES

sour , (edited )
@sour@kbin.social avatar

is good clickbait

am accept

Mr_Fish , in Wooden spoon

Do you smell burnt toast?

prettybunnys ,

Me too thanks, pass the jam pls

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , in Just sayin'...
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

All these memes have happened before. And all of them will happen again.

Orbituary ,
@Orbituary@lemmy.world avatar

That’s not AI?

Feirdro ,

Seems like it.

thisbenzingring ,
hark ,
@hark@lemmy.world avatar

Huh, the roarin’ 20s were really memey: www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-43783521

andthenthreemore ,
@andthenthreemore@startrek.website avatar

So say we all

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

By your comm… I mean so say we all.

andthenthreemore ,
@andthenthreemore@startrek.website avatar

all along the watchtower starts to play

SkyNTP , in Photographing the unphotographable

“the hot water isn’t working” could be understood to mean “the water in the hot water tap is not hot”, but it could also be understood to mean “the water is not flowing out of the hot water tap”.

The picture helps clarify the original statement. OP, this interaction is not nearly as bizarre as you make it out to be. It’s pretty typical of virtually all support requests. It’s incredibly common, when asking for support, that the requester assumes information is obvious when it is in fact not.

CheshireSnake , (edited )
@CheshireSnake@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

Yep. During my very short (6 mos) stint as a tech support rep for Dell, I’ve learned to assume your customer is an idiot. Even when they’re using techie terms or jargon (and at times more so). Never assume other things besides that or you’ll probably regret it.

You have to be very clear and precise. A single misunderstanding can take a simple problem a lot of time to get fixed.

SpaceNoodle ,

15 out of 16 times, or more so, they’re useless.

Aceticon ,

This is making me start to feel cold shivers due to barelly supressed memories…

Perfide ,

It’s still kind of a weird way to request that information. They could have just upfront asked “is the hot water tap not working at all, or is it just not hot?”.

Fosheze ,

Having worked in IT I can tell you that often asking for specifics (even simple ones like what you said) will just get you a reply of “I don’t know it’s just broken. Fix it.” If you even get a response at all. Asking for a screenshot (or a picture in this case) is an action that you are requiring the user to take and is much more likely to at least get a response even if the response isn’t always helpful.

If the landlord had just asked for clarification I wouldn’t be surprised if they just got a response of “It just doesn’t work.” Which is far less helpful than even that picture.

Macaroni_ninja ,
@Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world avatar

While I agree with everything you wrote, this conversation is far from a typical support request. Both sides are fucking idiots without any common sense.

RampantParanoia2365 ,

I’m assuming you recognize this is you’re ex’s kitchen sink.

Gabu ,

I doubt he is “ex’s kitchen sink”

RagingRobot , (edited )

In America we have both in the same faucet so the photo is less useful over here

Fosheze ,

Not sure what you’re talking about. Hot and cold water definitely use different pipes. I’m not even sure how that would work with one pipe unless you were mixing right at the water heater or something.

RagingRobot ,

The faucet not the pipes. The picture is of a faucet and there is one. Likely because hot and cold water both come out of it

jarfil , (edited )

The faucet tends to have some sort of control apparatus (maybe a “valve”, sometimes festooned by a “knob”) to enable the user to interactively choose the amount of water from each pipe that goes into the faucet.

Now, such apparatus might be comprised of two valves, each one for hot and cold water separately, or a single control which may be rotated to select the mixture amount, or an automaic thermostatic apparatus with a target water temperature dial that the operating user may set to a target temperature which may be called “hot” or “cold” and will adjust the water mixture from the hot and cold water pipes accordingly.

OP’s picture seems to have been sent in bad faith, but it does include a control apparatus comprised of a valve with a knob, which can be construed as the tenant showing they had done their due diligence in discovering it is by turning the pertaining knob to open the hot water pipe valve, and nothing else, that after a reasonable waiting period, the water coming out of the faucet is indeed still cold and not hot as intended by the expected behavior of the installed mechanism.

If the tenant misled the landlord by showing a tap which had only a single cold water pipe connection, or failed to correctly operate the valves connected to the faucet in order to produce the desired hot water, then the landlord could fairly charge them with any delays or extra charges incurred from being provided with false information, like the cost of sending a plumber to check on the heater… instead of a dog with a stick to bonk the tenant for being an idiot and not turning the right valve to the faucet.

registrert ,
@registrert@lemmy.sambands.net avatar

“the hot water isn’t working” could be understood to mean “the hot water refuses to go out and get a job”, but it could also be understood to mean “the hot water is just sitting around in it’s boxers all day drinking beer”.

ImFresh3x , in Bartering

Benz was worth 140k new. 1 year later was worth 60k. Owner is in denial.

hunter2 ,

The Wii game on the other hand is a collector’s item.

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

I can’t believe it could come close to $1k

Wilzax ,

After 3 years it would be worth no more than 40k and that’s IF it had next to no mileage simply because the warranty on it would have so little time left

PP_BOY_ , in The golden years
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

9-3 everyday, no weekends

Idk homework ate up most of my evenings during the week and usually at least an evening of my weekends. Add in working a part time job for the last two years of hs and I think I was busier then than I am now

HeyJoe ,

I was an absolute screw up in school so I never did my homework or reports… barely made it by. So I had time, did a lot of things, and hung out with friends. I do agree with the job, started in like junior year hs and to this day never had more than 2 weeks off since and I’m 40 now… probably should have done my homework! Still the job I have could be way worse. Just wish it paid more…

aidan ,

I don’t know, I feel like a lot of kids are pushed to work way harder than they need to in school. I took at AP/IB classes, but I didn’t need too. It hasn’t helped me at all.

fne8w2ah , (edited ) in LPT: Never get a tattoo in a language that you don't understand

Not really related, but a couple of years ago in my home country, a Western bloke was actually pictured on the internet wearing a shirt that said something like “白人很笨” (white people are stupid).

simply_surprise ,
@simply_surprise@lemmygrad.ml avatar

I’d wear that

chatokun ,

Some of us buy those ironically though. I had a shirt that said (and I unfortunately cannot put it in kana/Kanji atm) something very close to, in full kana and kanji: “I am a stupid American. I’ll buy anything.”

I knee fully what it meant because the sentence was pretty easy, but I still wanted to travel to Japan wearing it.

Agent641 ,

Kinda want to get one in english now.

PhlubbaDubba ,

I imagine you were quite first impression popular with the local vendors!

Etterra ,

Well I mean it’s not wrong. Everybody’s stupid, it’s just a matter of quantity and context.

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