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saltnotsugar ,

I pictured a seal opening a beer and in a deep voice says, “Damn. Nice place cat. Mind if I stretch out on your couch!?”

saltnotsugar ,

Ey this’ll get ya arrested in Boston.

saltnotsugar ,

Yup! You can make custom camos, custom decals, place crew members (in beta version), and fight in custom battles or missions. Some communities even have fun competitions.

saltnotsugar ,

Gaslighting doesn’t exist and you’re going crazy. /s

saltnotsugar ,

Hey man. I could totally use that for…some lemonade I could maybe make maybe.

saltnotsugar ,

I shall introduce a law allowing gruel in the workhouse to be replaced with watered down sawdust.

saltnotsugar ,

Derek needs to be on the sandwich offender list.

saltnotsugar ,

Dear IRS,

How are you? I am well. I paid my tax already when I bought gum at the Gas N Go, and it was 78 cents.

Your pal,
saltnotsugar

saltnotsugar ,

This is new console…Fun Barrel. For 20 liters of kerosene, you can play all night if the coolant doesn’t ignight.

saltnotsugar ,

And the people came out of the city of Jerusalem, and beheld a bunny laying eggs of many colors. Many were confused, for the eggs were then hidden, within them, candies from leading brands. Hippitus Hoppitus.

saltnotsugar ,

I bet woodpeckers have cool internal DOOM music playing when they go nuts on a tree.

saltnotsugar ,

This whole town is a donut, just waiting to get…munched.

saltnotsugar ,

Seychelles! Fuck yeah!

Comin again to save the motherfuckin day yeah!

saltnotsugar ,

Rizzo’s discount burial shredding! You dead ‘em, we shred ‘em.

saltnotsugar ,

I can’t wait to join the Army Diver Armored Division.

saltnotsugar ,

SONAR CONTACT BEARING 322, DEPLOYING ABRAMS.

saltnotsugar ,

COMRADE CAPTAIN, UNKNOWN AMERICAN CONTACT DIVING 50 METERS A SECOND AND TRACKS ARE CAVITATING.

saltnotsugar ,

The judge was shot 400 times, a likely suicide.

saltnotsugar ,

Seychelles pulls up with 8 aircraft carriers.

saltnotsugar ,

Today on hydraulic press channel we have this Russia. It is extremely dangerous and could attack at any time. We must deal with it.

saltnotsugar ,

“Four score and seven years ago…what’s happing to me!?”

saltnotsugar ,

She’d be DAMNED. If. SomeImperialGot his hands on it.

saltnotsugar ,

Look, if there’s a more subtle cock soap, I’m all ears.

saltnotsugar ,

I’m gonna watch Napoleon in my office…no one come up here! I’ll be back in 15.

saltnotsugar ,

Let me fix this small issue right quick…oh…oh dear.

saltnotsugar ,

ChatGPT, write a position paper on self signed certificates.

(Lights up a blunt) You need to chill out man.

saltnotsugar ,

Rat Piss Man - Origins, coming this summer.

saltnotsugar ,

Aaaaaa. Huh?! Aaaaaa. Sir, I’m SAYING Aaaaa. What the heck?!

saltnotsugar ,

Those slaps were rather gentle, with a spirit of “Get out of here you silly goose!”

saltnotsugar ,

I also feel that people here are much nicer, and willing to engage with content. Even tiny communities usually make pretty great posts.

saltnotsugar ,

There was no rail accident comrade, or dare you suggest otherwise?

saltnotsugar ,

Get yourself a clown girlfriend. Or don’t. What do I know?

saltnotsugar ,

Space Bucees! Much like regular Bucees but floating around in space!

saltnotsugar ,

In prison.

Butthole destroyed.

Make check on coin.

Massive loss in value.

No.

saltnotsugar ,

This guy is all set to rock out with his cock out.

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