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loaExMachina , in When a non-binary person uses a computer

Can’t download binaries, must compile everything from source… But then it also becomes binaries, aaaaaaah

joker OP ,

You will be stuck in this loop forever

uis ,

for(ever) loop

joker OP ,

while(1)

uis ,

;

MHanak ,

while(!false)

Klear ,

Big if true.

Eheran ,

What if I tell you takes off glasses that the source is already binary?

match , in We all know it's true
@match@pawb.social avatar

I’m actually everyone else on Lemmy besides those two, running a few hundred accounts

ItzzMe ,
@ItzzMe@midwest.social avatar

Can confirm, I am this guy 👍

JaymesRS ,

Im also actually u/match

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

I am he as you are he, as you are me and we are all together

xx3rawr ,

Oh shit, my alt accounts

brbposting ,

Je suis matchy

Mr_Fish , in scrumptious

Eating that is gonna give you fire resist

StoneyDcrew ,

Just as well, because cooking it will give you fire

lowleveldata ,

You mean fire damage

NaoPb ,

So like heartburn?

pkmkdz ,

You are what you eat though

elxeno , in Later, losers
OmegaMouse , in Not only are they watching you, they're judging you.
@OmegaMouse@pawb.social avatar

I don’t know, clam meditation sounds pretty chill

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You would think so, but they’ve got no chill. They spend all day on Clambook getting worked up about things and clamscrolling.

tigeruppercut ,

Sounds like squid propaganda!

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Hey, you don’t have to take my word for it. Go talk to a clam. Just approach carefully because many of them have AR-15s these days.

postmateDumbass ,

The Israeli Navy had to take out an entire school of dyslexic salmon chanting “from the sea to the river”.

jaybone ,

Nah, they’re on instaclam.

neoman4426 ,

Clams seem pretty happy, at least enough that there's a whole expression about it

variants ,

Oh yeah turn up the heat and humidity and drink some hot milk, in a robe preferred for ultimate zen

postmateDumbass ,

Idk, isnt any shellfish meditation antisemetic?

citrusface , in Not happening, dude

At least he was chill about it and was like " yeah - I get it. "

Tebbie ,

A good salesman knows what he is selling.

SpaceNoodle , in Gotta get on that grindset

Bullshit. He’d never say “I’m sorry.”

tias ,

“I’m sorry that you didn’t like it”

zea_64 , in Giving someone oral is the most intimate thing you can do for someone. (IMO)

Suck her dick as well!

cosmicrose ,
@cosmicrose@lemmy.world avatar

Why is nobody talking about the mouthfeel?

mlg , in We see what you're doing
@mlg@lemmy.world avatar

Kinda sounds like the time when they magically got to decide the elections because they waited until there was no time left instead of actually forcing florida to properly count their votes

volvoxvsmarla , in Germans: what genocide?

(Preface: I am team genocide. I also live in Germany. Germany’s politics are a disgrace, but I digress.)

What annoys me about this is that this discussion gets so much media attention and focus, while it doesn’t matter in this very moment. I understand that there are implications if it will be defined as a genocide. But right now people are being killed every day en masse and they frankly give a crap about whether they died in a mass murder or terrorist attack or a genocide.

It reminds me of the early days of the Ukraine war when everyone was so obsessed with comparing Putin to Hitler (Putler is still a popular term) and the discussion was high on whether Putins actions amount to fascism or not, with a lot of internet laymen but also experts on that subject chiming in. When I asked a half Russian, half Ukrainian what their opinion was, their reply was something like “who the fuck cares? Call it a chicken pea pie, nobody cares, people are being killed, I don’t give a crap. Somewhen in the future people will be looking back and asking the same question, but it doesn’t matter right now.” And it stuck with me.

If I understand correctly, the ICJ will rule again on the case in a couple of years (?), which obviously isn’t relevant right now. It seems like the ruling would have an aftermath in retrospect but even if they ruled it were a genocide today, nothing much would change directly - but please correct me if I am wrong here.

But what definitely doesn’t matter is what we think. What matters is what is happening. And it doesn’t need a name to be evil and detrimental.

melpomenesclevage ,

”i am team genocide"

-volvoxvsmarla

I dunno, can we trust them? Agree tho; people are dying and it needs to stop no matter what we call it, even if there were no larger implications; its fucking pointless and needs to stop.

volvoxvsmarla ,

I hope I won’t be remembered for this quote. I’ll choose my phrasing better in the future.

melpomenesclevage , (edited )

Lol please don’t; it was hilarious to read.

Zehzin ,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

"I (…) won’t be (…) better in the future. "

-volvoxvsmarla

volvoxvsmarla ,

I need to stop digging, my grave is already big enough to fit a walrus

xx3rawr ,

I need to stop ███ing, my ███ is already big enough to f███ a walrus

-volvoxvsmarla

AreaSIX ,

Germany has supplied 30% of Israel s weapons, and has continued to do so during this ongoing genocide. If Germany or the US were to acknowledge the ongoing genocide, they’d have to stop supplying those arms immediately, hence stopping the annihilation of Gaza. So it’s of immense importance to keep repeating what most of the world already acknowledges: this is a genocide, and those arming the perpetrators are complicit in their crimes. History will not judge Germany kindly, but I guess that’s not exactly a new thing for a veteran perpetrator of genocide.

volvoxvsmarla ,

Ok, this sounds valid. But what would oblige them to stop them from delivering weapons if the ICJ rules it is a genocide? Is there any legal obligation, can they denounce the ruling?

If you mean acknowledge in a sense of civilian/political acknowledgement, then my issue with it is that it shouldn’t be necessary to be this anal about some definition. It’s splitting hairs on cut off heads. Supporting mass murder is wrong in the context of genocide as well as outside of it. It shouldn’t be necessary to convince the governments that it is a genocide to convince them to stop supplying weapons.

Linkerbaan ,
@Linkerbaan@lemmy.world avatar

Israel already received an ICJ ruling to immediately stop their blocking of aid which they ignored.

It’s safe to say the ICJ is nothing but a feel good tool that everyone including the West ignores when inconvenient.

AreaSIX , (edited )

The US and Germany are both signatories of the UN arms trade treaty . This is article 6 (3):

“A State Party shall not authorize any transfer of conventional arms covered under Article 2 (1) or of items covered under Article 3 or Article 4, if it has knowledge at the time of authorization that the arms or items would be used in the commission of genocide, crimes against humanity, grave breaches of the Geneva Conventions of 1949, attacks directed against civilian objects or civilians protected as such, or other war crimes as defined by international agreements to which it is a Party”

Mass murder is the name of the game in war. So arming other militaries is always in support of mass murder. But in the eyes of international law some mass murder is acceptable as part of war. Genocide and the other crimes recounted above however, have been deemed to cross the threshold of acceptability in international law, and therefore are meant to stop the transfer of arms immediately. If the US and Germany were to acknowledge that these crimes are being perpetrated by Israel, they’d have to stop transferring arms. Mass murder in itself is admittedly wrong, but that alone is not sufficient to trigger a halt to arms exports. Therefore, it is of great importance to keep repeating: this is a genocide, and those arming the perpetrators are complicit in their crimes.

volvoxvsmarla ,

Thank you, that is a very helpful insight!

crimes against humanity, grave breaches of the Geneva Conventions of 1949, attacks directed against civilian objects or civilians protected as such, or other war crimes as defined by international agreements

Why do we then seem to hear only about the genocide controversy? Wouldn’t it be easier/faster/more obvious to argue for all the other crimes mentioned above?

AreaSIX ,

That’s because the crime of genocide tends to contain within it multiple instances of crimes against humanity, breaches of the Geneva convention, attacks against civilians and so on. It’s basically the ultimate crime containing all the other crimes within it. And the highest authority on international law in the World, the ICJ, has said that it is plausible that what Israel is doing amounts to a genocide. It really is very clear and simple, if you’re willing to see things as they are.

HopFlop ,

What exactly are people referring to when the label this a genocide? Like, what line was crossed where this changed from defending against terrorists to commiting a genocide, in your opinion? (I’m genuienly curious, couldnt really find anything specific on this)

federatingIsTooHard ,
@federatingIsTooHard@lemmy.world avatar

terrorism is a crime. you use police to deal with crimes. investigate, get a warrant, and bring them to a judge.

bartolomeo ,
@bartolomeo@suppo.fi avatar

Especially when the terrorists come from an area which the victim has effective control over. It’s a police matter, not a 2,000 pound bomb matter.

AreaSIX ,

What exactly are people referring to when the label this a genocide?

This is The UN Convention on the prevention and punishment of the crime of genocide detailing what constitutes a genocide.

Like, what line was crossed where this changed from defending against terrorists to commiting a genocide, in your opinion?

Here’s South Africa’s 84 page indictment with details and receipts on how the genocide Convention is being violated, assuming a good faith and genuine question on your part.

100_kg_90_de_belin ,

American companies allegedly kept on working with Nazi Germany after the US entered the war. Therefore, unless Israel gets on the UN stand and says, “Yes, we’re committing genocide and y’all’s are next” no one will let non-white deaths affect the bottom line.

db2 , in C O L O N I Z E

This is how TLOU starts in real life.

variants ,
db2 ,

An otherwise healthy person can take care of a candida problem by eating a tbsp of coconut oil a day for a week, fyi. It’ll cause a big die off of the infection so you’ll feel like shit for a couple days while the dead yeast bits flood your waste management system though. Cut back sugar during so you’re not feeding the little fuckers while trying to kill them also.

TLOU was cordyceps, the same fungus that makes zombie ants. Thankfully not the same thing.

tootoughtoremember ,

I always thought it was a tbsp of maple syrup a day to take care of a canadian problem

tuxtey ,

That just turns you more Canadian

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Unless you get Vermont syndrome

feedum_sneedson ,

Yes, I don’t believe you.

db2 ,

I’m glad you don’t, because you’ll look it up on reputable sources at some point as a result.

Here’s one in case anyone else doesn’t want to take the time to do that.

feedum_sneedson ,

Okay - I’m not going to take this further because I know what candida people are like, but even the title of that paper means it’s not relevant to a living human. Orange juice will kill cancer cells in vitro, it’s meaningless to extrapolate from that. Maybe a coconut oil massage is in order next time I’m feeling a little thrushy, but that’s about it.

db2 , (edited )

You’re laboring under the mistaken impression that I care what you do. The way you started your book of a reply though, I’m gonna go ahead and block you now. Have a nice day.

Edit: A couple more blocked now, +2 noise reduction.

aBundleOfFerrets ,

This is a public forum so people are rightfully pointing out incorrect information, don’t take it personally.

dual_sport_dork ,
@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

That guy’s reply was 20 words fewer than your original post blithering about coconut oil.

volvoxvsmarla ,

C. albicans had the highest susceptibility to coconut oil (100%), with a minimum inhibitory concentration (MIC) of 25% (1:4 dilution)

Unless you eat 1/4 of your body weight in coconut oil this seems to be very irrelevant to human health.

db2 ,

Maybe if my body weight consisted entirely of yeast… that’s the realm of science fiction though.

volvoxvsmarla ,

That’s… Not how concentrations work.

If you eat a spoon of coconut oil the stuff in it won’t magically appear only in the places in your body that are infected, let alone somehow find the yeast cell and cover it in a nice toxic film, all while avoiding being digested in any way. You’re thinking of some pre programmed, intelligent coconut oil or, well, science fiction indeed.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Look i get a little yeasty sometimes and I need medical advice from the internet give me a break

Maggoty ,

A healthy person doesn’t have Candida Auris.

AVincentInSpace ,

“But we don’t want people who watched ‘The Last of Us’ to think we’re all going to die,” Javaid said. “This is an infection that occurs in extremely ill individuals who are usually sick with a lot of other issues.”

bruh

DODOKING38 ,

Well how do you think it starts, soon enough the fungi will become smarter and start infecting less sick individuals

Toneswirly , in I feel old

As a younger millenial I gotta say some of these are ours. We were calling things “extra” since like '06. Vibe is as old as the hippies, and mid is weed slang from like the early 2000s.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Wait, those are real?

Toneswirly ,

Unfortunately

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I apparently live under a rock.

Pulptastic ,

You down with OPP?

devnull406 ,

Yeah You know me

oatscoop ,

Every generation uses old slang they mistakenly believe they invented.

postmateDumbass ,

Or in the case of ‘out of pocket’ every generaation just ignorantly bastardizes random shit.

oatscoop ,

Fax, no printer.

postmateDumbass ,

No baseball hat.

Rusty ,

Yeah, our generation was streets ahead of those zoomers.

hardcoreufo ,

Ok Pierce.

HawlSera , in what a catch

Pretty sure this is satire

SupraMario ,

It is, but apparently lemmy is filled with people who don’t think so.

KingBoo ,

My favorite touch is that he’s 5’11".

mojofrododojo ,

5’11 .75 "

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

On Lemmy Shitpost?!

funkajunk , in POV:
@funkajunk@lemm.ee avatar

Somebody actually used “POV” correctly ❤️

nifty ,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar
Wizard_Pope , (edited )
@Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world avatar

It does not cancel it out completely. Especially, if you wear one of those big red clown ones

nifty ,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

Hmm, I should experiment…

psmgx , in Amazon "search through reviews" is blindly just running an AI model now

Ask it to print one billion digits of Pi, but to do it with sarcastic narration like it was a NYC construction worker

Revan343 ,

That’s a ridiculous query. I like the way you think

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