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solsangraal , in Casual reminder

“dOnT cArE, nOt VoTiNg”

-hexbear

ccunning , in Lemmy is the best social media

Just need to swap SatansMaggotyCumFart with Jimmydoreisalefty.

@SatansMaggotyCumFart is simply irreverent; not a troll.

Maven OP ,

Damn I forgot about dore is a lefty!

DAMunzy ,

He definitely is not. He’s a grifter that parrots a lot of right wing nut job conspiracy theories like anti-vaxxing. He’s a Liberal at most.

Maven OP ,

There is a user named JimmyDoreIsALefty who constantly posts bait and argues in the comments of it.

Willy ,

Sinister as shit.

robocall ,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

I like Jimmy’s contributions. :-/

Edit: some*

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I need to figure out what irreverent means so I know if I should be insulted.

ccunning ,

Trust me - it’s better than some fucking herb

sharkfucker420 ,
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s liberal for deeply unserious I think

ccunning ,

Liberal or not I think we can all agree more unseriousness is needed on Lemmy.

The top voted comment on a shitposting post amounts to a “WELl aCTcTUAtLY” for X’s sake.

sukhmel ,

Well, actually, “well actually” comments under shitposts usually add ironic value and aren’t too serious, at least most of what I’ve seen

AuroraZzz ,

@SatansMaggotyCumFart is a maga troll that loves giving the Jan 6th traitors kisses on their little traitor faces

bstix ,

She’s more of a Devils advocate. Just stating the wrong opinion for others to explain what’s right. There’s never any clever comeback, so I kind of think that’s the reason for her to shitpost so heavily.

I’ve blocked plenty of trolls here, but not her, yet.

retrospectology ,
@retrospectology@lemmy.world avatar

Ok, so I’m not the only one who noticed that their spam has a weird taste to it. It’s got that vibe of some agreeable left-wing content but then feels likes it only there to mask authoritarian narrative building.

TheFonz ,

I’m glad I’m not the only one. That account is truly bizarre (from the point of view of how they write and express themselves). I’ve engaged with them a few times and it’s like a weird loop. I know it’s a real person, but it feels like talking to a script or dialog tree because it always goes down the same 1-2 dialog paths

ccunning ,

I think it’s a bot assisted human. The amount of spam they output is inhuman but they do interact like a human at times.

Varyk , in Looks like something straight from Warhammer 40K

I went to the capuchin crypt in Italy.

Spoiler; had nothing to do with monkeys

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/4e3a75b2-bec9-4def-8417-8ef0caf7d16e.jpeg

RootBeerGuy ,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Yeah, that one is definitely a sight to see, if you can stand looking at dead people’s bones.

Varyk , (edited )

I’m fine with them. I went through that whole catacomb and then went through the others.

They have a lot of bony vaults and tunnels and catacombs in Italy.

And whatever church has the wooden fragments of Christ’s cross.

I saw those too.

They look like wood fragments.

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

At one point, there were probably enough cross fragments going around to build a house with.

FozzyOsbourne ,

if you can stand looking at dead people’s bones

I much prefer it to looking at alive people’s bones

pyrflie ,

What do you think the Imperium was modeled after?

Lifebandit666 ,

I went to a crypt in Britain as a kid, can’t remember where tf it was, but I still remember it because it was super interesting.

It’s where I learned about Trepanning and how they did it back in olden times to “let the bad spirits out” and it actually worked because it reduced swelling around the brain by giving the blood a way out.

Varyk ,

Ha, cool.

BakerBagel ,

We still do that today, just with thr patient under anesthesia so they dont freak out about uaving a hole drilled in their skull.

Lifebandit666 ,

Yeah that’s what the dude said when he was showing us around, blew my preteen brain.

I recently watched an episode of Hamiltons Pharmacopoeia where this lady was talking about her experience living with the guy that made all the LSD for the south of Britain back in the day. She fell in love with a pigeon.

Anyway this dude was well into trepanning, thought it was a way to increase the brain capacity and expand the mind.

She ended up trepanning herself on film and releasing the footage, yeah they watched it on the episode.

She was a bit of an oddball but swears by it.

funkless_eck ,

capucin- prefix comes from the Latin for “hood,” and by synecdoche means “monks” (who wear hoods)

Cafe Cappuccino has the same roots.

pantyhosewimp ,

synecdoche

I didn’t like that movie.

Varyk , (edited )

This is correct. There’s actually a little plaque that has this explanation on it before you go into the crypt.

It’s this funny little Latin lesson before you descend into a skeleton catacomb and are confronted with the living memory that you, too, are temporary.

p5yk0t1km1r4ge ,
@p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world avatar

Did you find any legendary gear?

Varyk ,

Nah, just snagged a couple skulls.

p5yk0t1km1r4ge ,
@p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world avatar

Not even common white gear? Man this game SUCKS.

Varyk , (edited )

They were a dull grayish white.

I don’t know, people seemed pretty freaked out when I was carrying them around.

They’re working on some level

xspurnx ,

Graphics are good though.

p5yk0t1km1r4ge ,
@p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world avatar

Good graphics, awful gameplay…

SnokenKeekaGuard , in I don't get how people can become depressed, when we live in the century of Fentanyl, easy access to alcohol and amusement arcades.
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Try a new sport! Like drunk driving

PhobosAnomaly ,

Try electrical engineering! All you need is a socket and a fork!

ThePyroPython ,

(Laughs in superior Type G)

RickAstleyfounddead ,

Its legal with a fees

21Cabbage ,

Some of you kids have never been to Nebraska and it shows… Don’t even know how to grab a six pack and enjoy an evening on the back roads after work.

problematicPanther ,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

I feel like drunk racing should be a sport. I mean, we have 24 hours of lemons, why not drunk racing too?

JJROKCZ ,

I don’t see the connection… the 24 hr Le Mans race is completed by multiple drivers switching out every few hours so no one is driving 24 hours straight. That’s not how endurance racing works

problematicPanther ,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

no, not Le Mans, Lemons. it’s completely different.

bizarroland , (edited )

24 hours of mikes hard lemonades race. Could be fun and you have a *built in sponsor

MewtwoLikesMemes , in the GIRTH
@MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world avatar
bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar
MewtwoLikesMemes ,
@MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world avatar

Bruh they’re cute as FUCK but Idk who they are. Lol.

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Dis is astolfo

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
@MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world avatar

Where’re they from? A game? Anime? An anime game?

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

“Fate grand order”

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
@MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world avatar

Ah okay. Thanks. 👍

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
@MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world avatar

Also, the lack of cuisses bothers me…

Anarki_ , in Are ya winning, son?

Stop right there! I didn’t come here to feel.

holycrap , in Home Depot

This really feels like an ad

can ,

That’s what they said about Seinfeld

Tixanou , in Oh god, kill it!

can y’all please stop flexing your emojis not everyone on lemmy has an iphone ezgif-5-ec1b9958fe

Fubarberry ,
@Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz avatar

Where did you get that emoji?

GluWu ,

They stole it from a child

todd_bonzalez ,
@todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee avatar

Right here ezgif-5-ec1b9958fe

clubb ,
@clubb@lemmy.world avatar

I think it’s a 16×16 image

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SharkAttak , in As a leftist when I saw this post in twitter I had to be rushed to the hospital. My blood pressure read 2567 over 1547
@SharkAttak@kbin.social avatar

It's like watching a kid doing a thing that he, and only he, thinks would make you very angry. They're so deep in their propaganda cult hole that they have their own subterranean culture. You know, like molochs.

PyroNeurosis ,

They’re often called C.H.U.D.s for a reason.

simplejack , in Breaking the news
@simplejack@lemmy.world avatar

Whistle blowers getting killed, an authoritarian running for office, new laws targeting lgbtq+ people. The USA is starting to feel a lot like Russia these days.

vaquedoso ,

That’s what happens when the people running your government are paid by Russia

BruceTwarzen ,

Both are equally good at winning wars too

ummthatguy , in There it is
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

While I love the background, the cluttered mass of icons makes my eye twitch. A modicum of organization, please.

ickplant OP ,
@ickplant@lemmy.world avatar

Same. I would go insane with a desktop like that.

gregorum ,

The icons made your eyes twitch, but the Vista didn’t?

ummthatguy ,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

The lesser of problems, I’d wager. Managed to bypass Vista… and 8. shudders

gregorum ,

Lol, dude should just slip in some skinned-up Linux Mint. Dad’s mind would be blown because OMG it’s so fast now!

SubArcticTundra ,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

gitgud.io/wackyideas/aerothemeplasma

(currently daily driving this)

gregorum ,

Funny, because this looks a lot like how Longhorn did/was supposed to. Very pretty for its time.

Longhorn broke my heart, and I haven’t used Windows since (except to play Fallout)

SubArcticTundra ,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Agreed, I am also a Longhorn enthusiast

gregorum ,

Beta testing Longhorn, and it’s failure, just killed my last ounce of faith in MS. I went and bought a Mac after that, lol.

TBH, being into Macs are what got me into UNIX and Linux, though, so that’s something.

SubArcticTundra , (edited )
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

A while back I wanted to make a Longhorn-style fork of Haiku (imo the sweet spot between windows and linux), although I ended up quitting because it was too much work

Here are some mockups
https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/b7234d19-03b3-48bb-9170-c9fc6bbc9dd7.png

gregorum ,

Now I’m trying to imagine Haiku, but with that Aero glass theme.

DaGeek247 ,
@DaGeek247@fedia.io avatar

You're sure it's not 7? I loved the glass that 7 had.

gregorum ,

The task bar on 7 Looked Way better

SubArcticTundra ,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

It is imo

sinokon ,

The only perfect background is to disable all icons and keep it black

XCraftMC ,

Okay, Patrick Bateman

Aurenkin ,

I run a Windows operating system on an m.2 SSD on the latest generation AMD CPU and GeForce graphics card. My name is Patrick Bateman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of my operating system and a balanced power profile and rigorous maintenance routine. In the morning if my game is a little laggy I’ll put on a memory optimisation program while running benchmarks. I can score 1000 now. After I remove unused programs I use a file clearing tool such as CCleaner. On the desktop I audit all my shortcuts , remove any I haven’t opened for a while and sort the rest into folders. Then I apply any driver or software updates before powering off my PC which I leave off for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use a keyboard cleaning wipe with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your fingers out and makes you type slower. Then screen cleaning, then wiping down my desk mat followed by a final system boot.

jenny_ball ,
@jenny_ball@lemmy.world avatar

seriously. you guys are the same freaks that hide all their wires on your workstation for those lame pictures you like posting

Crowfiend ,

Yeah, imagine having a not-cluttered-as-fuck workstation that looks nice?

Fucking savages don’t organize their cables.

jenny_ball ,
@jenny_ball@lemmy.world avatar

exactly lolll

GissaMittJobb ,

I’ve used and enjoyed that kind of setup a while back, but my new favourite is to have something that rotates different backgrounds. macOS has their dynamic wallpapers which you can set to cycle through different ones on a regular basis, which I really like. I still don’t like having any icons, though.

On Android, I use Muzei to get a different artwork as my background every day. It’s also very nice.

rob_t_firefly ,
@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world avatar

I see a background

And I want it painted black

No icons anymore

I want my desktop black

sentient_loom ,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah what is this 2006?

peopleproblems ,

Hah, as if you’d ever see the icons behind the millions of things I have running

Gradually_Adjusting , in I learned so much
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

My 7th grade English teacher changed me. Hope you’re still busting balls and wearing outlandishly chunky necklaces, Mrs Locke.

Granted she only managed to change me from an idiot kid into an idiot who wanted to be smart, but it was a start.

Chocrates ,

Yeah, English was always a fucking pain. As an adult though I wish I remembered the parts of speech and how to structure English documents well. A huge part of my job in tech is explaining things in English text.

Rpmkp ,

@Chocrates url

Product Manager? Or Tech Writer?

@nifty @Gradually_Adjusting

Chocrates ,

Engineer on an enablement team

captainlezbian ,

In high school an English teacher helped start me on the path to wind up here by making us learn about McCarthyism and making me do a report on the Vietnam war (everyone had a 20th century event to report on). The whole incident left me more open minded towards left wing anti authoritarianism

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

I wish there were more like that, who have you engage with topics and reach your own conclusions

Syn_Attck , (edited )

My 6th grade English teacher was the hottest teacher in the school. She’d sit in a boys lap and then ask them to come to the board to answer a problem.

Later it came out publicly that much of the school administration and teachers, city council, and some of the religious leaders were involved in a large and well-known (among the adults, I guess?) swingers club. Small towns get down.

It did largely change the dynamic of the town after they all moved and got fired from what I hear. The abusive kids elementary gym teacher and later high school boy’s weight lifting coach became the principal, one or two principals after one fled the country because of rumors of inappropriate relations with a minor.

Edit: I’m curious if this is going to be one of those comments that get 10 replies from 10 different people from small towns of “Was this in Y city/state?”

manucode , in Just don't
@manucode@infosec.pub avatar

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

cmgvd3lw ,

Hey I have seen these same lines somewhere on Lemmy itself.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

It’s one of them fancy copy pastas!

cmgvd3lw ,

I like some good pastas

cloudless , in The Eurobean Mind Cannot Comprehend
giantfloppycock ,

Checkmate, Americans

Drewelite ,
uis ,
Drewelite ,

That’s two continents depending on the geologist you talk to 😂

ADTJ ,

There isn’t really an agreed definition of a continent.

Arguably Afro-Eurasia is all one interconnected continent

popcap200 ,

Is this something people actually do? I know here in the states we have the cannonball run. I doubt people actually drive the whole route very often.

bleistift2 ,

It’s conceivable as an adventure trip or if a Portuguese wanted to see Northern lights. But I guess the trip NY–LA is way more common.

The States’ population centers are on the far edges of the continent. That’s not the case in Europe, where they’re more evenly distributed.

popcap200 ,

Yeah, that makes sense to me!

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

we also actually have usable train services

mkwt ,

There’s a blog/website about the logistics.

People have certainly done it. You can ship a vehicle around the Darien gap. Or potentially sell one car and buy another one (probably pay some customs duties).

HootinNHollerin ,

This is shitposting

popcap200 ,

Oh I was genuinely curious if people drive across Europe like this often.

HootinNHollerin ,

No they don’t. It’s super far. If one did it would be to move but without paying for a moving service or for some very long road trip like an entire summer

Vent ,
cloudless ,

OP said eurobean. As far as I know, Europe is a continent. Anyway, borders are meaningless.

https://lemmy.cafe/pictrs/image/acf480c3-6de5-411d-b55f-0d9413e84b48.webp

Vent ,

Someone show this pale blue dot to Isreal, Palestine, Russia, and Ukraine, stat! /s

All I’m saying is, if we’re comparing data we gotta at least keep the confounding variables consistent. Not that it matters, it’s literally a bean meme lol.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’m not sure why you included Ukraine or Palestine as if they chose what happened to them.

gregorum ,

RIP Carl

Excrubulent ,
@Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar
uis ,

Geology says Eurasia is continent

Hugh_Jeggs ,

Oh the entire continent is fair game

Don’t make me post a journey from County Cork to Vladivostok you daftie 😂

Vent ,

Please do! I must know the longest possible drive in every continent.

psud ,

I think you’d start in Capetown

Everythingispenguins ,
odium ,

Vladivostok is Asia imo. East of the Urals/Turkey is Asia by most definitions.

uis ,

Eurasia is one continent

MotoAsh ,

That spans multiple continents. The pan american highway, if it weren’t for a small gap in panama, would be over 20,000 km.

Lemmeenym ,

It would have been a continent and a whatever Central America was when I was in school but the younguns nowadays tell me that Central America is included in North America now. And most of South America seems to think that North and South America are all one continent. If we went with that we could make a really long transcontinental path.

roguetrick ,

Continents are inherently arbitrary and have always been so. We divide north and south America by an impenetrable jungle that even drug smugglers cross by boat. Similarly, for the last few hundred years Europe doesn’t think that they can get past the Turks.

uis ,

Route to Magadan is usually longer

uis ,

Not from County Cork, but from Zapolarny to Magadan: https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/0e61d8b3-b6ae-4221-81ac-8c9ff8cc1c38.webp

uis ,

186 hours to Magadan. 22 hours more than to Vladivostok.

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/62dc9dd4-ccf6-4386-93de-9eecd384f0c3.webp

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

except that’s not the continent, that’s all within the EU, which is equivalent to the USA.

The uncomfortable truth is that the US isn’t special, and you can’t use the size of it to justify things being shit.

Vent ,

The EU is not at all equivalent to the USA. The US federal government has a looot more power than the EU and the states a lot less autonomy than EU countries. Also, culture is more homogeneous across the US than across the EU.

canihasaccount ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e94df051-ef2c-4dca-84e9-c4e59e24d46b.jpeg

EU is still smaller

But the main reason the US can’t handle the same stuff at a federal level that the EU can is population density. The US government can’t afford to nationalize rural healthcare given how rural the US can be–especially with their debt/GDP at the moment. Give it another few hundred years and the US might catch up to Europe in that respect.

NostraDavid ,
@NostraDavid@programming.dev avatar

I just learned the Faroe Islands is connecting all their islands (Exploring New Road Tunnels and Power Generation in Faroese Islands). Even to islands that only have 500 people living there.

I don’t see why the USA couldn’t increase its railway (hell, you can learn from Japan if it needs to be earthquake resistant) starting today.

canihasaccount ,

That’s fascinating, and I agree with you. Why the US hates the idea of high-speed rail is beyond me, especially because they prided themselves so much on the rail system they put together earlier in their development. In any case, the US can’t do much of anything with its debt-to-GDP as high as it is right now. They can hardly keep from shutting the government down entirely because they won’t even agree to a government budget.

canihasaccount ,

Also, the US is 9.14 million sq. km of land, whereas the EU is 4.29 million sq. km of land

Iron_Lynx ,

Counterpoint: all countries in the European case are in the Schengen area, and you can make the entire journey without ever having to take your passport out of your pocket. The same cannot be said in the American case.

Kusimulkku ,

European mind

ChillPenguin ,

Are there beans in Sagres?

SacrificedBeans ,

Yes.

Siegfried ,

Holy shit, i just took that same freaking screenshot…

Iron_Lynx ,

If we’re staying on land within the Schengen Area, from the sea in southwest Portugal, all the way to just before the Estonian-Russian border at Narva is 2 days. And it’s Schengen the whole way there, so no border checks anywhere on the way.

NostraDavid ,
@NostraDavid@programming.dev avatar

lol you beat me to it: i.imgur.com/0h892RM.png

lugal , in We see what you're doing

We live in a democracy.

And I wish you would too, fellow Americans

GBU_28 ,

To be clear: the us is a federal republic, based on a constitution.

That has massive limitations on the current possibilities, which, is a bummer

lugal ,

I wouldn’t call my country a perfect democracy either but it’s gradually better than the US

GBU_28 ,

Ok

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