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BruceTwarzen ,

Yeah, one would really think

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Nature is healing

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But it says so on reddit.

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I have a hard time enjoying this meme because it's dumb and unfunny. It's peak le epic Reddit thing that we all agree to care about even if no one actually vares about that ape.

BruceTwarzen ,

That's kinda crazy. I always thought that a thing from the movies. In 40 years i only remember 3 blackouts, and two of them were when i was like 7 and it had just an absurd amount of snow.

BruceTwarzen ,

I'm so glad the pedophile ring is invluding the lgtbq+ community. They are so nice and progressive. If i were gay, the first thing i'd wish for is that the pedos like me.

BruceTwarzen ,

Not the pedophile. I'm so disappointed

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Teenager... Millenial?

BruceTwarzen ,

Finally accepted by the pedophile weirdos

BruceTwarzen ,

Or national hero, depending on who you ask

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Religion is wild. When i tell people that i don't drink alcohol they think it's either for religious reason or because i'm a former alcoholic. When i tell them that i simply don't like it, i'm weird. Somehow it's less weird to not drink because of some pedo magic man from the past said i'm not allowed to.

BruceTwarzen ,

The funny thing is that this is actual flat earth lore. And no, you can't just go there and see it, because the government won't let you, you'll die, you just turn around and just forgot what you saw. Depending on your local flat earthers.
I really like how similar to religion it is. Yeah, when you die you go to heaven, you juat have to trust me bro.

BruceTwarzen ,

Do you buy a netflix card and think you won something?

BruceTwarzen ,

It's a weird thing. There is one from a car crash close to where i live. It has been there for like 20 years and it looks all fucked up. Or another one with a full blown gravestone with 3 boys on it who crashed a car when they were 18. That was like 10 years ago, qnd they take like semi car to it. It's still odd to me and i don't know when it's appropriate to just throw it away, if ever.

BruceTwarzen ,

Did you just fix menal health?

BruceTwarzen ,

I thought it's an onion article. We need new organs. Sweep some 10 year old into a storm drain

BruceTwarzen ,

Having. A babyface is kinda weird. 20 year olds talk to me like i had any idea what they are talking about. I'm always like: haha yeah no, i'm actually old.
The other day i was standing in line and there was a family behind me. The mom did some Smalltalk with me and just for the fact that they had kids, i talked to her like i would to an old person. Like she was giving me some weird advice for some reason. Then i put one and one together and realised that they had a child when they were 20 and he was now 10-ish and they are actually 10 years younger than me.

Exclusive: Tesla doing damage-control, discounts for European fleet buyers (www.reuters.com)

LONDON, May 20 (Reuters) - Tesla is working to appease some European leasing companies after the automaker’s repeated retail price cuts tanked their fleets’ value and its slow service and expensive repairs alienated their corporate customers....

BruceTwarzen ,

I only really talk to one person who used to ve a real tesla fanboy. He pre ordered the currently new model and he would always tell me that he can't wait for his new car, and i thought he was just lying, because the car was always just one month away from delivery. When it finally arrived, it had so many problems that he said he wouldn't accept it like it is and the guy was basically: okay, they deliver it to the next on the list and he's on hold again, so he just took it and let it be fixed along the way.
First time he brought it to one of their "garages" he didn't see the car for 3 or so month. They didn't fix any of the cosmetic problems, and most of his problems still persist, but they changed the transmission and acted like they didn't. Then he had a crack in the windshield, which wasn't a tesla problem, but to get a new one they told him it takes like 6 month. He sold the car later for what ge said was a very good price, vut i find that very hard to belive, because the car had many cosmetic issues, and was also very loud, because a lot of things in the cockpit just creeked and rattled.

BruceTwarzen ,

Why even invent the car when horse so much faster?

BruceTwarzen ,

Yeah i he's dropping the 5mil bombshell as if that was mindblowing. 5 million people drink almost as much coffee as 150 million? Craaaazy

BruceTwarzen ,

First off all, don't blame the guns okay? The make new children every day

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I'm actually devastated

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Or at all

BruceTwarzen ,

We gotta make everything reddit. What does the narwhal bacon here? I vote opossum and curry. Is that le random enough?

BruceTwarzen ,

Cod players be like: noice

BruceTwarzen ,

Soooo we should make it really convenient for them?

BruceTwarzen ,

Like idk, when overwatch came out, it was an absolute blast. I wasn't looking forward to it at all, i didn't care for it a bit until i played it. It just got run into the ground slowly. Also they made team fortress 2 way WAY before, and yeah that's what they excites them.

BruceTwarzen ,

Was it really that good? I heard it was overwatch from wish when it launched but then got better. I never tried it, because i didn't wanna learn something new.

BruceTwarzen ,

The great brand that was twitter hahahaha

Magician David Copperfield Accused of Grooming, Groping, and Drugging Women (www.rollingstone.com)

Magician David Copperfield is facing allegations of drugging women before sexual encounters, groping women during live performances, and behaving inappropriately with women who were significantly younger than him — including under 18 — in a new investigative piece in The Guardian....

BruceTwarzen ,

He was a famous magician. I think everyone above 35 or so knows him for making the statue of liberty disappear or airplanes and things like that. Probably more famous for dating Claudia schiffer at the end of the day. I think to everyone under 30 he's super not relevant.

BruceTwarzen ,

Land of the free, just be a wite right wing nutcase.

BruceTwarzen ,

I'll let my gas powered leaf blower running all day now to make your woke blower useless. Get owned, sucker

BruceTwarzen ,

Jackhammers are so loud, haven't they heard of a hammer yet? I am very smart btw.

BruceTwarzen ,

The internet gave everyone a voice. Yeah in hindsight that was a mistake

BruceTwarzen ,

I don't think i'm a quick thinker guy, but my reflexes are shockingly good. Like i i sometimes knock something over while cooking and i just see it in the corner of my eyes and somehow catch it midair. But in this fraction of a second my inner monologue still goes: i just knocked something over, but what, oh right, i put the soda stream bottle on the counter because i just emptied the dishwasher. Oh no it's also probably the glass one, because i have three glass bottles and only one that is plastic, so this could bet really messy when it breaks, they are also kinda expensive.
And then i somehow hold it in my hand before i fully caught up. Kinda like when you snooze for 10 minutes but have like 2 hours worth of dreams.

BruceTwarzen ,

I used to listen to his podcast. It was never the podcast i was really looking forward to, but it was a good filler. I havend listened to it in like a year or two, and i don't miss it at all. It was kinda just noise after a while.

BruceTwarzen ,

Chat gpt, make a soundtrack that sounds like mick gordon

BruceTwarzen ,

Thankfully the peasants don't matter

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The american healthcare system

BruceTwarzen ,

The crazy thing is that i i were filthy rich, the only thing that would change is that i wouldn't go to work anymore, and i'd probably invest in some sort of farm/weekly market where you can buy actually fresh and cheap veggies and things like that and i wouldn't have to care if it makes money. So i totally get that aspect of it. But pretending to be a complete hippie and selling that lifestyle while you're clearly not, just seems weird

BruceTwarzen ,

There is so much to do with that amount of money. Like building 100m of that neom city.

BruceTwarzen ,

If you crashed your car and fixed it, you still crashed your car.

BruceTwarzen ,

May i pay 60 dollars for a 10 year old game mayhaps?

BruceTwarzen ,

I watched return of the body snatchers when i was around 8. The movie itself doesn't scare me anymore at all, but the feeling i had when i had when i had to run home at night still haunts me.

Americans are choking on surging fast-food prices. "I can't justify the expense," one customer says (www.cbsnews.com)

Kevin Roberts remembers when he could get a bacon cheeseburger, fries and a drink from Five Guys for $10. But that was years ago. When the Virginia high school teacher recently visited the fast-food chain, the food alone without a beverage cost double that amount....

BruceTwarzen ,

And eat WHAT? something healthy that grows in the dirt with toilet water?

BruceTwarzen ,

If you're that broke you'd cook your own food. I think the term you're looking for is lazy

BruceTwarzen ,

No one said anything about power.

BruceTwarzen ,

We support gay people when it's profitable

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