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Goblin_Mode , in The unemployment cycle

To be fair I feel like college is way less about teaching you anything specific and way more about teaching you critical thinking and abstract conceptualization.

Like I didn’t learn jack shit from my “American economical development in the 14th century” class but I did genuinely get good at telling good sources from bad ones while writing essays, and that IS a skill that has uses in life

chiliedogg ,

It’s showing that you can complete a multi-staged project that required years of effort and investment without any immediate return on investment.

Even if you don’t learn anything in college, the sheer process of going through the motions and getting the degree demonstrates skills that are useful in an employee.

brygphilomena ,

Skills that can be shown from working at an entry level job. Or through several other methods.

That’s not a good reason to require someone to pay tens of thousands of dollars for the opportunity to even apply for a job.

Agent641 ,

Where else am I going to learn how to chug a liter of goon out of a sweaty gumboot?

Gabu ,

Skills that capitalist scum loves in exploitable workers

FTFY

InternetCitizen2 ,

To be fair I feel like college is way less about teaching you anything specific and way more about teaching you critical thinking and abstract conceptualization.

That’s because conservatives want to replace universities with vocational schools. Nothing wrong with those schools, but its just another face of their culture war politics making their way to everyday discussions.

areyouevenreal ,

Yeah I really don’t know what your reasoning here is. Can you explain?

InternetCitizen2 ,

Conservatives often want to talk down the value of attending a university (particularly when studying liberal arts and humanities). Like the commenter above me points out much of university is about understanding concepts and developing ideas, and less how to do a particular weld or which pipe to use (vocation). It depends on what you study too, STEM will have more hands on but never as much as someone who went to a technical school to actually do the building of stuff. By convincing people that university is supposed to be vocational it feeds into their talking points about education being woke and unnecessary.

Kind of ironic coming from a group of lawyers and theologians.

areyouevenreal ,

It sounds like what they are saying is correct then, so I don’t get how they have fallen for the idea that everything needs to be vocational

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themoonisacheese , in I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Windows, is in fact, GNU/Windows, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Windows.
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The most impressive is a windows machine with 13 days of uptime

unreachable ,
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ObviouslyNotBanana , (edited )
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tbf I regularly have an uptime of 14+ minutes on my gaming rig.

theneverfox ,
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Amateur. My dev laptop restarts about 1.5 times per Windows update, my gaming desktop restarts a couple times a year

It makes you more in touch with the universe. With runtimes lasting months, you get to see how cosmic rays cause new and unexpected “features”. I’ve started to look up solar weather when things start to act extra weird, and it actually lines up

atocci ,
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I'm at 15 on my Minecraft server now, but I'm pretty sure the last restart was intentional also

sockenklaus ,
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I’m not sure if you’re joking or being serious. Long uptimes are not an issue anymore on Windows.

scottywh ,

Except occasionally when you factor in the automatic forced updates and resulting required reboots.

drekly ,

I haven’t had that since like xp or vista days. Just told it to do it when I ask and it always does.

rambaroo ,

You can turn those off with the pro version.

scottywh ,

Lol… I’ve worked in IT for over 25 years… I’m aware.

RogueBanana ,

So you do know that isn’t a problem then…

scottywh ,

It’s absolutely a problem… For some people.

whileloop ,
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I once saw a computer at my workplace with over a year of uptime…

theoware ,

Quite normal for a laptop, since it can use Windows Modern Standby (if it works)

The_Mixer_Dude ,

I have 3 windows machines in my house that are over 50 days running right now

InvaderDJ ,

It’s also an unimportant stat considering that any modern, well configured Windows machine should have reboot times of under a minute.

The_Mixer_Dude ,

Thing is there are so few things to count against Windows compared to MacOS or Linux, they need to make the most minor of inconveniences seem astronomical by comparison. “Haha you have to install a security update you can delay for 5 weeks that takes 4 seconds to install”

InvaderDJ ,

Nowadays especially so. It’s like Android vs iOS. Both OSes are good and now so are Windows, Linux and macOS. Use whatever you prefer, just know how to use it so you don’t blow up non-issues.

1847953620 ,

Windows updates are particularly under-tested

themoonisacheese ,
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In January of last year MS put out a kb that would repeatedly reboot your machine if it was an active directory controller, or if it was a hyper-v host it would refuse to turn on VMs, if you were running 2012 R2.

Not only this is bullshit for a production os (like this is 5 minutes of testing, come on), it took them several months to put out a corrective KB. In the mean time, all you could do was not install it and try to uninstall it on hosts that would reboot repeatedly. It’s windows server so it doesn’t nag you for updates but still.

batmaniam ,

It’s the “you can delay” bit. It’s MY machine. If I don’t want the update so be it. I get the windows os is a liscence not a purchase, so they have every right. That doesn’t mean I have to like it, and I’m happy there are alternatives. That permeates through the whole OS. If theres software I don’t want, just because I don’t like the name, I can remove it.

That might not matter to you, but it matters to a lot of people. Enough, in fact, to build an maintain multiple operating systems, as it turns out.

The_Mixer_Dude ,

If your fine want updates you can literally just… Duane them through group policy. But that’s not a good idea. What they are forcing are security updates. You really want those. They don’t take very long at all and their effectiveness increases based on how many people are up to date. The more people who are up to date the more difficult and expensive it is to create malicious software, it also becomes more difficult to spread malicious software to begin with.

batmaniam ,

That sounds very much more convoluted than what I’m doing now, which also allows me to not have polls on what my favorite BBQ side dish is in my menu options. So again, happy it works for you, but I’ll stick to linux thanks.

The_Mixer_Dude ,

What?

batmaniam ,

What what? Do you mean about how windows is putting surveys around that random cooking channel type stuff in the search bar? In in US I can promise yes that happens. And in regards to what you mentioned about disabling updates, I can’t do that a usual usuer.

So again I say: Cool. All within your rights. But I’m out.

The_Mixer_Dude ,

What? We were talking about updates and now something completely different? I have like 7 windows 11 machines none are making me fill out polls. What search bar are you even talking about?

batmaniam ,

I get random stuff in my windows search bar trying to drag me into bing. Maybe you didn’t get one but I absolutely got something among my list of programs after hitting start. Not a “tile” or what ever it’s called, literally interspersed among the list of programs.

And my broader point is: I’m glad it works for you, but again, there’s enough people that don’t like it that they made their own. It’s not a superiority thing, it’s just the fact that if there’s enough people to build and maintain multiple OS, then there must be features that they want that Windows wasn’t offering.

Again, the best OS is the one that works for you, but Linux distros don’t exist just for the fun of it (except weird ones like Hannah Montana I guess…) or to just be a re-skinned windows.

The_Mixer_Dude ,

Search bar? You disable that on install. You don’t really use the start bar anymore either. Everyone I know just hits the windows key and types the first couple letters and hits enter I don’t really look at what’s on the start bar

batmaniam ,

Glad you found something that worked! I solved the problem by not installing. That works better for me.

Ashe ,

I recently took down a Windows server for a reboot at 1300 days uptime

jcg ,

It hadn’t been updated in 3.5 years? And the UPS (I’m assuming it had one) battery lasted that long too?

elscallr ,
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It hadn’t been updated in 3.5 years?

Remarkably common for more Exchange or AD servers then you’d be comfortable knowing about

XTornado ,

Hibernation baby!

GreenMario ,

Sleep, Data.

sp451 , in quatre-vingts

Wait until you hear what the Danes do.

Why is “97” “7 + [-½+5] x 20” in Danish?

jose-lesson.com/lin/2017/01/16/nonaginta-septem/

Creazle OP ,
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No kidding. It’s the sort of thing that makes you think about how different people process info differently

nxfsi ,

Normal children usually gain fluency in their native language by age 5. Danish children need to wait until age 7.

VikingHippie ,

TIL that there’s actually (kinda but not really) a method to the madness that is our numbers 😄

Holyhandgrenade ,
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It’s kind of funny how aware Danes are of their weird numbers system. I speak Norwegian and whenever I’m in Denmark they use the more sensible Norwegian number system to explain to me the prices of stuff (probably because I give them the deer in the headlights-stare whenever I hear something like “fem og halvfjerds”).

Comment105 ,

They think we’re stupid and infantile for evolving past tradition.

v_krishna ,
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I’m otherwise decently fluent in Danish (first learned nynorsk then lived in Denmark for a few years). But when numbers come out I immediately switch back to Norwegian. Fucking Danes.

volvoxvsmarla ,

Thanks for the link! While I was aware of the weird numbers in Danish, this gave a great explanation and I wish I had had this info when I was forced to learn French in school. The way this vigntisian system evolved is actually quite interesting and makes so much sense. Everything makes sense now. Wow.

MossyFeathers , in quatre-vingts

I had to look this up. What the fuck? They came up with numbers up to 60 and then just said “eh, fuck it” and made 70 “sixty-ten”, 80 “four-twenties” and 90 “four twenties ten”.

Fried_out_Kombi ,
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In francophone Switzerland, they use septante, huitante, and nonante for 70, 80, and 90, respectively. Much more sensical, imo.

Jay ,

In Belgium, they use “septante” and “nonante” too. 80 is still “quatre-vingt”.

AlmightySnoo ,
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Swiss French is what French should have always been imo

monsieur_jean ,

Should a language be something else that the product of what those speaking make of it? :)

Sol0WingPixy ,

For any other language? The people who speak it decide. For specifically French? They decided 90 should be “four times twenty and ten” and thereby forfeited their linguistic rights.

monsieur_jean ,

Funny you say that, the French are I believe the only nation to have come up with an institution specifically tasked with regulating the French language : l'Académie Française.

They have been around for almost 400 years, are rife with corruption, have produced a new version of the "official" dictionary every 50 years on average (and it's not even a good one), a single grammar book that was so bad and full of ridiculous mistakes that the linguist community have been laughting at them continuously since then, and of the 40 members (for life) none has been a linguist since 1903. And although their enormous wealth has been subsidised by the taxpayers since its creation, the French governement has waited until 2015 to FINALLY require them to submit their accounting to the State accounting supervisor.

So you are very right, the French have foreited their linguistic rights indeed...

Serinus ,

We’re not that different with the teens. We effectively say “seven ten”, “eight ten”, “nine ten”. You don’t think of nineteen as “nine+ten”, it’s just its own number. Well, the French take that one step farther.

_danny ,

Maybe it’s the anglophone in me, but going 1 - 10 then 11,12 (3+10) - (9+10) then adopting a repeating pattern to infinity is more explainable than going 1-10 then 11-15 then a regular pattern for fifty numbers then getting freaky with that pattern up to 100, then keep that pattern until one thousand, then just repeat that pattern til infinity.

funkless_eck ,

maybe it’s the man in a Turkish prison in me but going I,II,III,IIII and then crossing it through to make five is more explainable than going 1, 2…

monsieur_jean ,

The other way around. We started with base 20 everywhere then simplified some of it.

During medieval times it used to be :
10 Dix (10)
20 Vingt (20)
30 Vingt et dix (20+10)
40 Deux-vingt (2x20)
50 Deux-vingt et dix (2x20+10)
60 Trois-vingt (3x20)
70 Trois-vingt et dix (3x20+10)
80 Quatre-vingt (4x20)
90 Quatre-vingt et dix (4x20+10)

Then they switched to base 10... But only up to 70 for some reasons in France. Belgium and Switzerland (and some parts of France) have gone all the way to 100 by using Septante (70), Octante or Huitante (80) and Nonante (90).

Comment105 , (edited )

Belgians and Swiss being the premium version of France, once again. Seems like all the sensible French people packed up and left nonsense behind.

Hadriscus ,

What a nice thing to say

Comment105 ,

The French earned it by continuing to use quatrevingt.

Hadriscus ,

Wow, wait ! stop ! I can’t handle all this niceness !

Comment105 ,

And YOU KNOW WHAT?

Waffles > Crepes

Hadriscus ,

WELL Quatre-quarts > Waffles HAH

FlyingSquid , in Man behind viral dress to stand trial charged with trying to kill wife
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Is his wife’s name Yanny or Laurel?

Thteven ,
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I’m putting my money on Gay Bowser.

can ,

So long!

VikingHippie ,

That’s what she said

timelighter ,

Green needle

Dagwood222 , in What more need be said about it?

Since everyone else is talking about Ayn, let me tell you about Dorothy Parker.

You know that movie, “A Star Is Born?” She wrote the original version. She was a famous writer, known for her devastating insults. She was also an early Anti-Fascist and supporter of Martin Luther King, JR.

Totally underappreciated and far more deserving of fame than Ms. Rand.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorothy_Parker

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Algonquin_Round_Table

bookshop.org/search?keywords=dorothy+parker

FlyingSquid OP ,
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And one of the greatest wits of American history. She deserves to be up there with Twain.

If nothing else, she should be remembered for all time for coming up with the phrase “what fresh hell is this?”

1luv8008135 ,

If nothing else, she should be remembered for all time for coming up with the phrase “what fresh hell is this?”

Well there you go, I know nothing else about her and she’s already my new favourite person.

TotalTrash ,

Dorothy Parker was once asked to use the word horticulture in a sentence. “You can lead a horticulture,” she replied, “but you can’t make her think.”

FlyingSquid OP ,
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“Tell him I was too fucking busy-- or vice versa.”

Rekliner ,

Also famously an early lgbt ally. Before the term gay existed in the 20s and 30s the polite way of asking if a man was homosexual was if they were a friend of Dorothy.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friend_of_Dorothy

Dagwood222 ,

TIL. I always thought that only referred to the ‘Wizard Of Oz.’

LordOfTheChia ,

Now the 3rd song in the musical from the IT Crowd’s “Work Outing” episode makes sense.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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“Heterosexuality isn’t normal, it’s just common.”

Another great Parker quote.

CitizenKong , (edited ) in BMW

Fun fact: The grandmother of the current BMW owner Gabriele Quandt was literally Magda Goebbels. No, seriously.

mojo , in Dogs

ok I’m gonna be the brave one and say it, the crazy dog fucking girl is hot tho

AndreyAsimow OP ,
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I was thinking the same. But after checking hr instagram and tiktok… Not anymore.

Ilovethebomb ,

Uhh, link?

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    Ilovethebomb ,

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    Most of the posts are videos

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    Ilovethebomb ,

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    mojo ,

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    Ilovethebomb ,

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    snausagesinablanket ,
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    I never smoke mids.

    Delphia ,

    Im just thinking… if she is the kinda girl who will literally fuck a dog, where does she draw the line with heterosexual well groomed dudes?

    Also imagine being her boyfriend in the future “You didnt put the trash out!” “You fucked a dog, lol”

    ericisshort , in Wikihow brutally kills 36 year olds

    That’s a ridden hard and put away wet 36.

    jayrodtheoldbod ,

    That is a “meth as a career” 36.

    Philolurker ,

    It’s not the years, honey. It’s the mileage.

    voidhearts ,

    This is the second time this week I’ve ever heard this phrase in my entire life. I feel like I know what it means but I’m afraid to ask

    Cabrio ,

    It’s a horse riding addage, a horse ridden hard gets dirty and messy, put away wet means it doesn’t get cleaned. Basically a dirty worn old looking horse.

    voidhearts ,

    Ohhhh. Oh. That was not what I was thinking at all. Lmao

    Butters ,
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    I think you and I are thinking the same thing. Guess we don’t ride horses.

    Tb0n3 ,

    I think it’s more the riding gear than the horse. You’ll get a rotten saddle pretty quick when the leather gets waterlogged and not taken care of.

    Cabrio ,

    You can Google it you know! It’s about the horse. That’s how I found out, it’s amazing the things you don’t need an opinion on when factual information is at our fingertips.

    lowleveldata , in Will you marry me?

    What if they have always been wanting to marry but both too afraid to ask and you broke the ice and they marry and live together happily ever after?

    Kolanaki ,
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    Villains making the world better by accident has always been a funny trope.

    RGB3x3 ,

    Chaotic Good IRL

    SeeMinusMinus ,
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    I guess its time to do good things hehehehehehehehehe

    Lemmyuser_Guest ,

    Then, they are going to get fucked afterwards.

    Misconduct ,

    🥺

    AnAnxiousCorgi ,
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    That’s why you gotta go back in a few years and spell out “I want a divorce”

    If I don’t get to be happy neither do they

    cogitase , in Kids and their computers these days.

    I hate it when I get benereal disease on my benis.

    Iheartcheese ,
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    You must be addicted to dog

    seathru ,
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    I’m glad I’m only addicted to cat.

    Etterra ,

    Huffing or injecting?

    ThrowawayPermanente ,

    It’s better when brewed into tea, trust me

    Etterra ,

    What are you British? Get out of here this is America’s crazy.

    seathru ,
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    Freebase. I throw em in a pot with some water and baking soda and rock em up.

    disguy_ovahea ,

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    KingJalopy ,

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    nilloc ,

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    Mercury ,

    Benis = boy penis

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    PhlubbaDubba , in It just does.

    For confused folks, no this is not how Canadians package their peanut butter, although yes the milk bags are real, IIRC this is actually a thing that happens in the Carribbean for locally packaged peanut butter because it’s cheaper than the jars are in the US and Canada.

    RedditWanderer ,

    I was thinking this is either some shitty store unpackaging and repackaging peanut butter, or it’s made locally.

    In this timeline you just never know.

    Simulation6 ,

    I have seen it sold like this in a Krogars in Tennessee.

    CaptDust , in Hes alive so this meme is OK right?
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    Track_Shovel OP ,

    Outstanding

    DJDarren ,

    I will always upvote Supply Side Jesus. Because he pays me 20 shekels to do so.

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