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corbin , in shræmp

as shrimple as that

gerbler , in What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?

Pepper by Butthole Surfers.

I’m very impressionable.

bitchkat ,

Try Jim Carroll’s first album.

Grass , in What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?

wherr is the spiral?!!!

Kolanaki , in Kids and their computers these days.
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

take videos and photos of this truck and spread it on the Internet

This dude is giving mixed messages.

setsneedtofeed OP ,
@setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world avatar

Oh you have a common beginner question. Let me clear it up with a simple diagram:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e7f367ab-76f2-4060-8a9c-59e5780a68ce.gif

toasteecup ,

Time cube fuck yeah

Diplomjodler3 ,

Thanks. It all makes sense now!

Etterra ,

Always remember that you are educated stupid and that there are 4 simultaneous 24 hour days, and you should be fine.

Pinklink , in shræmp

Is this the new animorphs??

Viking_Hippie , in Most important map

We found it! The one thing Belgium and Portugal have in common!

loaExMachina ,

They’ve also both been part of the Spanish empire at some point.

Viking_Hippie ,

Which is also the only thing Belgium and Mexico have in common, I bet 😁

edonkey ,
@edonkey@feddit.nl avatar

And netherlands :)

Burninator05 , in Kids and their computers these days.

Hey, kid. I’m a computer

pigup ,

Who wants a body massage?

dharmacurious , in What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?

I love the song Harper Valley PTA. Great song. Very fun.

Once, before smartphones, on a car trip, one of sang the first few lines, and then neither of us could remember the rest. We then got lost, and spent the next 8+ hours driving before we got home. The entire fucking time it was stuck in our heads, with no respite. Just “I wanna tell you all a story 'bout a Harper Valley widow’d wife” on repeat. Over. And over. And over. And over again.

Once we got home and played, we naively assumed it was over. Alas, our brains had been conditioned. It was there for good. For 2 fucking weeks, it rattled around my skull and my mother’s skull, relentlessly. Listening to it didn’t help, not listening to it didn’t help. Listening to other music didn’t help. Sleep didn’t help. It was the eternal intro. I thought I was going insane.

I cannot listen to that song anymore.

Angie Baby got stuck once pretty bad, too, but nothing like Harper Valley PTA

Boolean , in What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?

Dance Monkey by Tones and I

Mastershelf , in Kids and their computers these days.

Software developer here; this is 100% true. Computers were a mistake.

blackluster117 ,
@blackluster117@possumpat.io avatar

You know where you’re going to start your farm when you retire?

betterdeadthanreddit ,

Someplace that’s cold and far above sea level (for now).

abcd ,

I don’t know if I should feel happy or sad because there seem to be other devs dreaming the same retirement dream.

MissJinx ,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

He is right, I do indeed get incredibly irritated by computers

dan1101 ,

I love computers, they are consistent and literal and logical. Can’t say the same for most people.

aeronmelon , in Kids and their computers these days.

That truck was created on a computer.

variants ,

That truck has a computer in it

Steamymoomilk ,

1000016528

SeekPie ,

There’s more

Etterra ,

No.

Gork , in Kids and their computers these days.

I like that this person ran out of space so decided to create more space by tacking more material on the top of the car.

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Brevity continues to prove it is the soul of wit

Hikermick ,

Plus brevity increases your gas milage due to less wind resistance

gravitas_deficiency ,

Dude clearly felt brevity was stifling his creative spirit though

cogitase , in Kids and their computers these days.

I hate it when I get benereal disease on my benis.

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

You must be addicted to dog

seathru ,
@seathru@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I’m glad I’m only addicted to cat.

Etterra ,

Huffing or injecting?

ThrowawayPermanente ,

It’s better when brewed into tea, trust me

Etterra ,

What are you British? Get out of here this is America’s crazy.

seathru ,
@seathru@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Freebase. I throw em in a pot with some water and baking soda and rock em up.

disguy_ovahea ,

Benerial desease is baginal

KingJalopy ,

Only if you have a bussy tho

nilloc ,

More of a badger problem imo

ImplyingImplications ,

Benis :DDD

FrostyCaveman ,

Fug :-DDDDD god benereal disease :-DDDDDD

t. FrostyGaveman :-DDDD

Mercury ,

Benis = boy penis

MissJinx ,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

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ikidd , in Stages of grief
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

Margarine is fucking gross.

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

it’s just solid canola oil and water lmao, do you just eat spoonfuls of it on its own? i mean i guess butter would be better to consume like that but not by much…

ikidd ,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

If you don’t think you taste the difference even just on toast, then you should get your tastebuds checked.

CodingCarpenter , in What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?

There’s was a whole episode of Evil about this.

youtu.be/lwPBvKUEQmA

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