Works every time

LongbottomLeaf , 10 months ago

Omg, Ick. Lol

Ticklemytip , 10 months ago

I can see it now. Some random doesn’t understand this and puts rice up her cootch and then! The next time a random goes down on her, he gets one single grain of rice in his mouth. And doesn’t say anything because he thinks it dislodged from his mouth, unknowingly just having another man’s nut rice in his mouth. This is why we can’t have nice things. Haha

scarrtt , 10 months ago

Nut rice, gawd

Nintendo , 10 months ago

is there enough moisture and heat in a hoohaa to slowly cook a grain of rice over time? say, a week? asking for myself

Ticklemytip , 10 months ago

Nature’s slow cooker…

And009 , 10 months ago

Dislodges rice from mouth, it’s uncooked!

AyeAyeCap , 10 months ago

Wish Lemmy had awards, my man here deserves an award

Ticklemytip , 10 months ago

Your comment is my reward my guy. Cheers

Chev , 10 months ago

Why?

VikingHippie , 10 months ago

Why not? 🤷

Gork , 10 months ago

“Accidentally”

ArugulaZ , 10 months ago

"Susan's great in the sack, but she makes the worst rice pudding ever."

pineapplelover , 10 months ago

Linus Sex Tips

eager_eagle , 10 months ago

Erika Rice Advice

NumbersCanBeFun , 10 months ago

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Repossess6855 , 10 months ago

With respect, I’d prefer the redditisms to die with Reddit :p

Maalus , 10 months ago

Your opinion has been noted

bernieecclestoned , 10 months ago

No way, that kid is a legend

NumbersCanBeFun , 10 months ago

With respect you can just fuck off and keep your shit opinions to yourself. Thanks.

chetradley , 10 months ago

Thank God you’re finally here to tell everyone what they can and can’t post here.

n00b001 , 10 months ago

Thank you for the gold, kind strangeroo

superkret , 10 months ago

https://feddit.de/pictrs/image/f089ca2e-34bc-4b7e-8d49-7eb41e8e1c9d.png

random_character_a , 10 months ago

Preferably bowl of boiled rise and then invite half dozen Japanize business men for a luch to fund your morning-after pill.

Works every time.