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aeronmelon , in Kids and their computers these days.

That truck was created on a computer.

variants ,

That truck has a computer in it

Steamymoomilk ,
SeekPie ,

There’s more

Etterra ,

No.

Gork , in Kids and their computers these days.

I like that this person ran out of space so decided to create more space by tacking more material on the top of the car.

Gradually_Adjusting ,
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Brevity continues to prove it is the soul of wit

Hikermick ,

Plus brevity increases your gas milage due to less wind resistance

gravitas_deficiency ,

Dude clearly felt brevity was stifling his creative spirit though

cogitase , in Kids and their computers these days.

I hate it when I get benereal disease on my benis.

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

You must be addicted to dog

seathru ,
@seathru@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I’m glad I’m only addicted to cat.

Etterra ,

Huffing or injecting?

ThrowawayPermanente ,

It’s better when brewed into tea, trust me

Etterra ,

What are you British? Get out of here this is America’s crazy.

seathru ,
@seathru@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Freebase. I throw em in a pot with some water and baking soda and rock em up.

disguy_ovahea ,

Benerial desease is baginal

KingJalopy ,

Only if you have a bussy tho

nilloc ,

More of a badger problem imo

ImplyingImplications ,

Benis :DDD

FrostyCaveman ,

Fug :-DDDDD god benereal disease :-DDDDDD

t. FrostyGaveman :-DDDD

Mercury ,

Benis = boy penis

MissJinx ,
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ikidd , in Stages of grief
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

Margarine is fucking gross.

Swedneck ,
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it’s just solid canola oil and water lmao, do you just eat spoonfuls of it on its own? i mean i guess butter would be better to consume like that but not by much…

ikidd ,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

If you don’t think you taste the difference even just on toast, then you should get your tastebuds checked.

CodingCarpenter , in What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?

There’s was a whole episode of Evil about this.

youtu.be/lwPBvKUEQmA

Technus , in Kids and their computers these days.

Okay but the real question is, can these nano chips run DOOM? Where can I find out how to jailbreak these bad boys?

Etterra ,

Maybe. I’m more concerned if they’re better with sour cream and onion or guac.

GBU_28 , in What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?

Where Saddam

Rivalarrival , in You can't act fabulous after a hip surgery.

Are these temporary restrictions, or permanent? What happens if I cross my legs?

monkeyslikebananas2 ,

Oh you don’t want to know! It is horrible!

chatokun ,

Your insides will boil out of your eye sockets like a science fair volcano.

Sam_Bass ,

So far nothing with mine after the 2nd year. Some say it takes 5 years get back 90% but i think thats a little pessimistic

klemptor ,
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Was yours a total hip replacement?

Sam_Bass ,

Thats what thr means.

klemptor ,
@klemptor@startrek.website avatar

Sorry, I must’ve missed where you said that. Haven’t had my wakeup juice yet!

klemptor , in You can't act fabulous after a hip surgery.
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Yeah I had hip surgery in March and these restrictions sucked. They were important but soooo hard to comply with, especially with sleeping. But even harder was not being able to lean forward while sitting - I could have no less than 90° between my legs and my trunk.

Holzkohlen ,

Oh god, I could never. My sitting positions are all over the place. It would just happen by accident, while I’m focused on work or smth.

klemptor ,
@klemptor@startrek.website avatar

Haha are you me? My sitting and sleeping styles are chaotic!

BluesF ,

Oh my god… My mum would be pleased for me at least.

slaacaa ,

That sucks, hope everything is fine now. How long did you have to pay attention to these things? And how is it later, can you play sports, run?

klemptor ,
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I had to really watch these positional restrictions for the first four weeks. After that I could ease back into a more full range of motion, but only to my comfort level (in other words, I couldn’t push anything and had to take it slooooowly). No running or jumping for the first 12 weeks. But now I can pretty much do anything I want. I do still have pain sometimes if I sleep in a weird position or if I go too hard in the gym, but more or less I’m back to normal. Certainly I’m better than before surgery!

My problem was called a femoroacetabular impingement, which is a congenital overgrowth of bone at the neck of the femur. It limited my range of motion (e.g., squatting was difficult) and led to a torn labrum (hip cartilage). The surgery was to sew the labrum back together and pin it down, and shave down the bone overgrowth. They did it all arthroscopically. I’m really glad I had it done, even though recovery was frustrating!

I talked a little more about recovery here if you’re interested.

DannyMac , in A story in two parts

You know, the Pontiac Aztec doesn’t seem so bad now

dumbass , in The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅
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M__M___M_______________________________

cordlesslamp , in Most important map

Wall’s are the worst ice cream.

FlorianSimon , in The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅

It ain’t even good. Not worth it -1/10 would not recommend.

Meron35 , in You can't act fabulous after a hip surgery.

They really just revoke your gay card for 3 months when they put you under for hip surgery

zerog_bandit , in The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅

Left Main recoils in fright

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