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My dad STILL plays this song all the time lol.

SeeMinusMinus OP ,
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How dare you insult the edwards!!! There might be a army of weebs invading your house in the next week…

SeeMinusMinus ,
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This is past shitpost lol. Its almost in facebook meme land.

SeeMinusMinus ,
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Nah, I knew the world was fucked up from a very very young age just couldn’t always put my finger on it. Now I know more but from what I have learned I know that there is always another layer of shit to dig up.

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Some people on the internet don’t like it when you pick on there sense of nostalgia. They like to pretend there life use to be better as an escape because they can’t accept that things have anyways been shitty.

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Who’s job is it to breed anime girls and where do I sign up?

SeeMinusMinus ,
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I came here to quote George Carlin but you beat me to it 🤣

SeeMinusMinus ,
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If that was my child I would say “Get your hands off my dinner!”

SeeMinusMinus ,
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Its when your internet goes out and you need to rely on the porn and pirated movies you have downloaded. If you don’t have any downloaded then you are pretty much dead.

SeeMinusMinus ,
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Life can be hard. Always be ready for when this shit happens lol.

SeeMinusMinus ,
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Now I want to try. Thanks again lemmy 😭

SeeMinusMinus ,
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As a kid? So everyone else isn’t still trying 💀

SeeMinusMinus ,
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Beware of man with never ending hobby budget

SeeMinusMinus ,
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This is basically everything my stupid ass family been trying to push up my brain

SeeMinusMinus ,
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IF THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO BE HAPPY I WANT TO BE THE SADDEST PERSON TO EVER EXIST!!!

SeeMinusMinus ,
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  • Water purifier because I need water!!!
  • first aid kit because not having a first aid kit is a very stupid idea
  • flashlight because I will need to find my way through the many empty building and shit
  • machete because it is quite useful as both a tool and weapon
SeeMinusMinus ,
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You could instead have a solar panel, light laptop with lots of nudes, and a printer. Source out the ink and paper from office buildings and trade nudes for stuff.

SeeMinusMinus ,
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There hallucinogens have ads in the trips

SeeMinusMinus ,
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“I would argue that masturbation is the human animal’s most important adaptation. The very cornerstone of our technological civilization. Our hands evolved to grip tools, all right—including our own. You see, thinkers, inventors, and scientists are usually geeks, and geeks have a harder time getting laid than anyone. Without the built-in sexual release valve provided by masturbation, it’s doubtful that early humans would have ever mastered the secrets of fire or discovered the wheel. And you can bet that Galileo, Newton, and Einstein never would have made their discoveries if they hadn’t first been able to clear their heads by slapping the salami (or “knocking a few protons off the old hydrogen atom”). The same goes for Marie Curie. Before she discovered radium, you can be certain she first discovered the little man in the canoe.” - Ernest Cline

SeeMinusMinus ,
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It is indeed a joke

SeeMinusMinus ,
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That is 100 percent me. Been DMing a crush. We don’t really flirt though just chatting is nice (:

SeeMinusMinus ,
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I have these kinds of thought all the time lol

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  • SeeMinusMinus ,
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    You agreed with a trotyist. You aren’t a real communist.

    SeeMinusMinus ,
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    Bruh. You don’t have to be a trotskyist to like permanent revolution. Both stalin and trotsky can kiss my shiny metal ass.

    Americans of Lemmy, what is your approach to next year's election?

    2020 was… truly unique. It was so hard to stay away from doom scrolling, and I (and many others) were pretty disillusioned by the sad fact that so much of our country legitimately supported the Orange Man. I didn’t get a wink of sleep the night of the election because I genuinely considered it to be a make or break decision...

    SeeMinusMinus ,
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    I am voting for cornel west. I don’t give a fuck about stealing votes from biden. cornel west is who I like so I am voting for him.

    SeeMinusMinus ,
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    When linus dies we will pull a weekend at bernie’s and make commits under his name then we will turn him into a human meat puppet.

    SeeMinusMinus ,
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    When you realize that music was created by people from the silent generation.

    SeeMinusMinus ,
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    Lets look at the members of The Beatles (:

    • John Lennon was born in 1940
    • Paul McCartney was born in 1942
    • George Harrison was born in 1943
    • Ringo Starr was born in 1940

    Just because the music was made during the age of the boomers doesn’t mean the people that made it were boomers.

    SeeMinusMinus OP ,
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    Thanks (: Raccoons are my favorite animal so I decided to make it the icon for the app.

    SeeMinusMinus OP ,
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    I have a lot in common with raccoons then

    SeeMinusMinus ,
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    Recently a short high schooler that looks like a 5th grader said “dicks are for chicks you silly f*ggot” to me. Normally I would own up to it just to see the look on there face but this kid REALLY annoys me.

    SeeMinusMinus ,
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    This is a fucking mormon kid lol. This is the type of mormon kid that would turn on the most generic country pop if given the aux cable and would put on pit vipers thinking they look super cool but not even pull off the look. I know other people that fit that stereotype that are way less annoying though. This kid has a very bad case of small dog syndrome and is often compared to a chihuahua.

    Did racist use the "biological advantage" argument when Black athletes started competing alongside white athletes?

    Given that racists and slavers used the “natural physical strength” of black people to justify putting them on hard labor and some medics still think that blacks has higher resistance to pain, I wonder if when black athletes started to join mixed race sport teams, some racist would have used the same “biological...

    SeeMinusMinus ,
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    One time the kkk created a baseball team and lost to a all black team. I bet some of the kkk members were saying shit like that afterwards lol.

    SeeMinusMinus ,
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    I have a fix. Cut off the tip of one of your fingers and stick it up your ass. Now the WinRar-esque trial window will not show up anymore. Either that or switch to 7z (which is better anyways) but I know you mother fuckers follow bill gates to closely to ever even think of using a program that is free, open source, faster, and just over all better.

    SeeMinusMinus ,
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    Everyone here seems to either really like coleslaw or completely hate it. I am on team coleslaw yum: the only correct option.

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