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can , in Be safe out there

This is the worst way to find out I’m too old for an alcoholic cougar.

Blackout ,
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I wonder if anyone has done their doctorate on this subject. If you are both over 40 is she still a cougar?

can ,

Depends, is she simultaneously pursuing those who are yet to reach their forties?

Bonehead ,

Would you rather find out in person with an audience?

can ,

Depends on the embarrassing:entertaining ratio

sbv ,

getting old sucks

pleb_maximus ,

Same 😟

Dasnap , in Eventually my entire town joined in..
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NakariLexfortaine , in They did it for science

Hey, you forgot page 3.

“Turns out the company I design bioweapons for was evil. Who knew?

Itchy. Tasty.”

wesker ,
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This is libel.

SpaceNoodle , in She did her best ok?

With it is own money?

chatokun ,

Gender neutral, but forgot their existed.

SpaceNoodle ,

*they

Maultasche , in Checkmate

The French Opening

KrokanteBamischijf ,

Simple counter: Don’t be French.

problematicPanther ,
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don’t be french aristocracy

femboy_bird ,

Counter with the russian defense only if they play the napoleon gambit

Rev3rze , in Flying type i guess

A brick is more aerodynamic than a Wrangler. Fun fact about bricks: they’re rock types but some dedicated trainers have been known to make their bricks use the Fly move without ever using the HM.

TomAwsm ,

Something something Brick Break

EdibleFriend ,
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The Irish Pokémon trainers have been known to use rock types against English trainers.

InEnduringGrowStrong , in Zen
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New in-bowl ad-screen market.

NegativeInf ,

They already have a smart toilet to chemically analyze your piss. I’m feeling an inefficiency in the market.

FireRetardant ,
brbposting ,

Any more with these actors?

db2 , in Let's throw back to the 80s.

I too like to enjoy a nice cool refreshing cup of Ç̷̨̯̯͇̱͎͙̞̩̹̇̎̽͐͐͊͜ͅö̶͔̓c̷͎̈́̆̇̎̊̀͌̐̍̃̉̊̊͘ͅa̵̢͗́̑̓́̈́̆͑ ̵̡͖͍͈̺̹̗͈̙̺̍͋̍C̵̨͔͓̺͈̘͛͒̎̀ô̸̢͔̪̰̰̣̝̭̤̪͓̘̓̓͜ľ̸͓̦͚̼̮̗͍̫̥̮͖̪͆̑̅̈́̃̀͛a̸̧͙̝͍̫͉̱̬̝̯͍̩̙̾̾̓̆̾̊̕͜

AI. 🙄

Also how that guy’s hand in the back is phased through the table. Maybe he’s drinking his fries as well?

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

You know a million photos like this were actually taken in the 80s though.

M137 ,
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So why didn’t you post one of those?

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,
irmoz ,

Not similar

Llewellyn ,

Left foot looks weird.

Also: steps to wall? Really?

MrBusiness ,

Right hand is two jumbo hotdogs.

QuaternionsRock ,

Tree is undercooked. Also, please bump the resolution and/or compression quality, the JPEG tiles are massive.

SpaceNoodle ,

Whatever, I just want that fryshake.

db2 ,
candyman337 ,
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Gotta love Moldani

Metans ,

Don’t worry about the hand thing, that’s just what the tables are like at McDlidani

Powerpoint , in Sometimes, homeopathic medicine works!

Conservative followers don’t realize they are becoming fascists. It’s sad to watch and no conversation helps them.

doctorcrimson ,

“WilL tHErE bE An invEsTIGatIon fOr the MuRdER of UnArMeD VeTeRaN AshlII BaBBoT?”

Clearly there are still a lot of the fuckers ready to fuck around and find out.

markon ,

Unfortunately. She literally rammed her car into another car allegedly just because they made her mad. She had serious mental health issues, and it’s horrible that she died, but the same people don’t care when it isn’t one of “theirs.” They’ll make excuses for police violence in every case except where it was almost the only logical choice for said agent. Like what was he supposed to do? Some of those people were actually armed despite lies to the contrary. I’d be shitting my pants if the MAGA mob were making my work day that bad. What did they expect? I thought the Capitol police were absolutely incredibly soft and very very professional.

anarchy79 ,
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“Becoming” hahaha that is a good one mate! Good laugh, have a pint on me.

Custoslibera ,

I talk to people online who hate immigrants because they are ‘ruining their town’ and they want to make sure their town is ‘kept in their hands’ and when I call them racist for saying that an African shop hand is incompetent because they can’t speak English they can’t accept it.

They don’t see themselves as racist, sexist, homophobic or fascist.

They’ve unhinged from reality.

ArbitraryValue , in "tHeRe'$ n0 rEpL@CeMeNt FoR dIsPlaCeMeNt!!!1!!!1!!“

A real car guy wouldn’t have anything in particular against EVs because he already drew the line at automatic transmissions.

AngryCommieKender ,

There are stick shift EVs. They’re expensive, but you can actually get an old ICE body, and convert it to an EV stick shift.

caranddriver.com/…/toyota-prototype-ev-sports-car…

Maalus ,

They won’t sell, since electrics don’t work like ICE do.

partial_accumen ,

If we’re talking about extracting the maximum amount of power or efficiency from a car, manual transmissions stopped working like that a while ago when they got computers shifting better than humans could. Aren’t modern Porche ICE manual transmission cars slower and less efficient than the automatic transmissions?

Maalus ,

We are talking feel of driving. Fans drive manuals because of the mechanics of it, not because it’s a knob that goes in five directions. Automatics scale the power directly, you press a little, the car goes slow. You press a lot, it gains power immediately. ICEs don’t work that way.

partial_accumen ,

FYI, I didn’t downvote you.

We are talking feel of driving. Fans drive manuals because of the mechanics of it,

They do now but they didn’t used to. Manual transmissions since the dawn of automobiles were the best way to extract power and efficiency from a motor. Manual gearboxes had no equal. They had less mechanical losses. They allowed the skilled operator, the best judge in that era, to change the torque and speed ratios to best fit the need, be it top speed, top torque for towing, or best fuel efficiency. The consequence of that is that the skill of the operator had a material effect on the vehicle itself. The better the operator in how and when to shift and how to use the clutch, the better the end resulting performance. This meant that prowess in operating a manual transmission was truly a valuable skill.

All of that is largely history. Computers just do it better now for nearly all transmission interactions 99% of the population interacts with. Yes, F1 drivers still have a need for it. Mega industrial trucks might need stick shift too. All of us buying cars at local dealerships are getting a less performant and less efficient vehicle if we’re buying a manual transmission today.

I’m not judging if you like to cosplay that it matters now on your daily driver. You do you, man. It doesn’t hurt me a bit, but isn’t trying to pass it off as “better” anymore intellectually dishonest?

fiddlesticks ,
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I don’t think they claimed it was better, just that some people prefer the control it gives them and also the feel of it.

AngryCommieKender ,

I’m considering buying one. I don’t expect them to become mainstream, and I’m aware that the transmission isn’t working the same way an ICE transmission works, but the trade off of feeling seems worth it to me. I mean the choice here is either a normal EV or an EV cosplaying as a manual. ICE just isn’t a choice I can make in good conscience anymore.

Maalus ,

Yeah you can, since hydrogen cars are a thing.

spicytuna62 ,
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Car guy checking in. I think Teslas are cool and all, but trains are the future. I want trains to be so good that people would rather take them so that people like me, who care a lot about driving, get to drive. And people who would rather read a book or play a game while commuting aren’t forced to drive when they clearly don’t want to.

I have a 1997 Prelude Type SH manual. And I’m looking to replace my 2012 auto Civic with an 8th Gen Accord LX manual because I really missed driving stick daily and want a cheap manual I can daily.

BarrelAgedBoredom ,

You can ev swap ice cars and keep the manual transmission. It’s actually the easiest way to swap to electric. I’ve always wanted to try it but it’s pretty pricey

hydrospanner ,

It’s actually the easiest way to swap to electric.

Eh, I feel like that way is still narrowly edged out in terms of ease by trading in your ICE vehicle for an EV at a dealership.

Stez827 ,
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Yeah but you get less power no range and the transmission just adds inefficiency

excitingburp ,

100% this. I’m passionately on the other end of the spectrum, where a car’s entire purpose is to get me from A to B without fanfare, prestige, or hassle. Also needs the birds eye camera because fuck parallel parking. Trains are a better way to do all that. And we should be moving more good with trains. Trucks are expensive and should be last mile exclusively.

The problem for most people is that trains, and other public transport, don’t take you from doorstep to doorstep. God help us all if we have to walk 1/4 mile to a stop. There is also politics preventing it, at least in America.

ormr ,

Civic? A car you can trust.

Ghostalmedia , in Offspring
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Brickhead92 ,

Hey Butthead! Check it out, I’m like live action.

Damn it Beavis, you’re such a dumbass.

blazera , in Government bonds anyone?
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wait til you hear about bank accounts

yamapikariya OP ,
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Those pay dividend

RagingRobot , (edited )

That’s stock.

Idk why I was down voted. You get dividends from stocks and interst from bank accounts.

Definition: Dividend refers to a reward, cash or otherwise, that a company gives to its shareholders. Dividends can be issued in various forms, such as cash payment

If you have a credit union instead of a bank they may call it a dividend because you are a member of the union.

SpaceNoodle ,

Not all stock.

RagingRobot ,

Not all but some.

Definition: Dividend refers to a reward, cash or otherwise, that a company gives to its shareholders. Dividends can be issued in various forms, such as cash payment

yamapikariya OP ,
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No. My checking and savings bank accounts both pay dividends on a monthly basis.

RagingRobot ,

That’s interest

travysh ,
RagingRobot ,

That’s from a credit union not a bank

yamapikariya OP ,
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I dunno. On my bank statement they are titled as “Credit Dividends”

Cowbee ,
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Interest and dividends are not the same thing.

shalafi ,

They make their money by investing mine. In return, they provide me a safe place for my cash and financial services. Fair deal. I’m OK with that.

Having said that, fuck banks for private individuals. Go credit union, all the way. And while we’re at it, call your bank and tell them you don’t want overdraft protection. They have to turn off the NSF fees, and that’s not my opinion and it’s not negotiable. It’s law in the US.

SubArcticTundra ,
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Just found out about credit unions. Banks, but non-profit. How did I not think of this earlier!?

aBundleOfFerrets ,

My local uni has a credit union and no one uses anything else lol

SubArcticTundra ,
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Wait, as a bank? I’m suprised your uni has one as I expected them to be quite hard to run. Wouldn’t you need to employ a couple of good economists to invest the money, keep a part liquid, etc. for you?

Trainguyrom ,

I’ve seen a handful of "university of [place name] credit union"s I imagine it’s a case of “we already do some financial products, might as well cut out the middle man and make it a branch of the business”

I also worked at a regional bank with about 20 locations. Out of the 120 or so employees most were tellers and branch managers, then only about a dozen were behind the desk people doing literally everything else keeping the lights on, so in terms of headcount it doesn’t take that many people to run a small bank. Hardest part is raising the capital to get a bank charter (I think that’s like 10 million dollars for a single location last I looked)

FlyingSquid ,
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I’ve lived in several places and at least two of them (including the one I have now) had a credit union as a university thing that only people affiliated with a university can use. I have one now because my wife used to work at the university, so we qualified for them then and you get to keep them even if you no longer are affiliated.

I wish you got to keep your right to pay for a membership to the university sports complex. Seriously, if you were an employee or student, you could pay $15 a month to use the track and pool and weight room and stuff. But if you weren’t attached to the university, there is no amount you could pay to use it. They also made employees pay for parking. My wife has worked for two universities. Both of them made her pay for a university parking sticker. But, again, if she or I wanted one now, we couldn’t get one. What the fuck.

onion ,

And now you learn about housing co-ops: Renting, but non-profit!

SubArcticTundra ,
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Yes! And Community Land Trusts. I don’t know what this political position is called but I totally support it. Perhaps ‘Fairtrade Capitalism?’

Landsharkgun ,

Bruh, this is literally Market Socialism.

SubArcticTundra ,
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TIL I am a Market Socialist

LemmysMum ,

That’s socialism, baby!

PatMustard ,

Bank accounts, you mean the one place most people specifically do get interest, the opposite of what this post is pointing out?

blazera ,
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Mine doesnt. I cant find the data about how many accounts do.

PatMustard ,

Wow, you really shouldn’t have your money in any accounts that aren’t giving above-inflation interest

FlyingSquid ,
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Savings accounts get interest. Paychecks usually don’t get deposited in them and people don’t have enough left over to save much anyway.

SeducingCamel ,

It’s like 0.5% but my credit union has interest on checking lol

Hotdogman , in play stupid games
MissJinx , in So, we gotta trick the rich into letting us eat them.
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Even if you are not religious (I’m not) we really need a Bible tv show. But it has to be 100% accurate, no cuting corners, at most they could modernize the language, but it has to have 100% of dialogues there. It would be amazing

GregorGizeh ,

Unless you are cramming the whole book into a single episode or movie the religious weirdos will just cherry pick the episodes they like, as they do with the book now.

ElBarto OP ,
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I want to see this done like an episode of Judge Judy, but it’s some bored king as judge.

Kit ,

I’d settle for a Bible written in plain, modern English. The closest I could find was Word on the Street but it was a white guy trying to write like a gangsta and it fell a bit flat.

wiikifox ,
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Try New World Translation

Kit ,

I’m not a Jehovah’s Witness.

optissima ,

There’s “The Message” which is a modern, idiomatic translation of the bible. I remember looking at it ~20 years ago and it being a modern translation, but I didn’t like the translation even at 11yo.

wiikifox ,
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It’s still a good translation, and faithful to the original text

CannedTuna ,

NIV doesn’t work for you?

There’s a newer translation called the EHV that I believe is supposed to be more understandable and plain English. Might try that.

Kit ,

I’m looking more for a complete modern overhaul, not a line-by-line modern translation. Like a novel. I still use the KJV in church so I get exposed to the original scripture but it’s often very difficult to actually grasp what’s going on.

LinkOpensChest_wav ,
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I just messaged my discord friend who’s an ordained minister. I’ll let you know what he says.

LinkOpensChest_wav ,
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Revan343 ,

The Message is a pretty good modern translation

smeg ,

100% accurate to which version? King James version? The Latin that was translated from? The Greek that was translated from? The original (I think) Hebrew?

ringwraithfish ,

And you’ve just summed up all religious conflicts.

Blue_Morpho ,

Keeping the same language so no mistranslation is no barrier for religious wars. Shia and Sunni do fine despite both having the Koran in original Arabic.

dojan ,
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Cocks of horses and donkey cummies and all that.

MissJinx ,
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Specially that, everything the relihious freaks would get mad about, but they can’t because bible.

Aremel ,

Oh they’ll get mad anyway.

flambonkscious ,

Especially if ones ‘accurate’ and doesn’t use white people?

Aremel ,

You know it.

MissJinx ,
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Yes, all white evangelical people of the midle east! Even before the birth of jesus lol Moses will be “Here are the 10 commandments Praised be Jesus!”

Jimbo ,
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Who doesn’t want donkey cummies 💨💦💦

Emi621 ,

The first thing that comes to mind is good omens but I don’t if it’s accurate.

AnUnusualRelic ,
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It’s close enough.

themeatbridge , (edited )

Not exactly what you’re thinking, but Moral Orel dabbled in this. It was made by the guy you probably know as Starburns from Community. who provides the voice of Mickey Mouse, but you might know him better as the guy from the “this guy fucks” meme.

Edited because I confused two Greeks.

5C5C5C ,

I’m sorry to have to tell you that Chris Diamantopoulos and Dino Stamatopoulos are two different people despite how incredibly similar their names are. And by “similar” I guess I mean “Greek”.

themeatbridge ,

Oh no, my life is a lie. It was Starburns the whole time!

My bad.

Point stands, Moral Orel is great.

Mr_Fish ,

That would be insanely hard to do accurately. There’s some repeated stories (kings/chronicles or Matthew/Mark/Luke/John), there’s stuff that isn’t a story at all (Psalms, Proverbs, Ecclesiastes, song of songs), and most of the new testament is letters.

smeg , in Just fuck my shit up

I like it. Looks completely insane but upon closer inspection it seems like its actually made really well.

SkybreakerEngineer ,

ATBGE

smeg ,

Actually a perfect ATBGE, it makes you go eeew and then go oooo

YoorWeb ,
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