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STRIKINGdebate2 , in Be kind to our financially paired brethren.
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Hey everybody. I am going to say the b word

MyFairJulia , (edited )
@MyFairJulia@lemmy.world avatar

YOU CAN’T SAY THE B WORD, THAT’S CLASSIST!

(throws grandma out of the bus)

Mrs. Prager, i’ve done it. I’ve stopped classism!

TonyTonyChopper ,
@TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz avatar

Not if I have anything to say about it. And I do. Billiona

MyFairJulia ,
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MRS. PRAGER, GET DOWN!

lasagna , in just sayin'
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Add this to your profile:

alias mkfol=mkdir

Have a fun life buddy.

bemenaker ,

Who the fuck uses mkfol? Like that’s even a real command. GTFO

thanks_shakey_snake ,

If only there were some way to give new names to an existing command. You could call them… Idk, nicknames? Pseudonyms? Or maybe a shorter word that means the same thing.

Somebody should invent that.

vinyl ,

alias is a command to give nicknames to any other command in Linux

alias mkfol=mkdir

So using mkfol calls for mkdir

eager_eagle , in aint no way..
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and she’s complaining? If i got a gold medal after showing my man tits I’d start an only fans

KazuyaDarklight ,
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It’s a guy.

21Cabbage ,

And there’s in fact another, in my opinion very funny, post about the issue including a picture of said tits.

JhonnyTheJeccer , in They are watching

Also light is not sentient, i knows when it is being measured and does different things, but its not sentient DO NOT WORRY!!!1!1!!!1!

yiliu ,

Ahh, it’s no big deal. I know it sounds magical, but there’s probably some humdrum explanation…you’re probably just popping in and out of different universe in the multiverse whenever you observe a particle, or something mundane like that.

0nXYZ ,

Boooooooring

PixxlMan ,

(things often behave differently when you blast them with high powered lasers)

MajorHavoc ,

And the high powered laser itself is behaving strangely.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slit_experiment

If we setup to disprove that light is particles, no luck, it’s a particle. If we setup to disprove that light is a wave, no luck, it’s a wave.

I understand there’s some reasonable quantum explanations, but many of those have some very weird implications. Last time I tried to wrap my head around it, we were still working on disproving whichever of the quantum theories we can disprove. That’ll be nice because it’ll likely rule out a lot of silly theories, while leaving an equally silly but probably true, theory standing.

MrJameGumb , in There's Jews for Jesus, are there Christians against Christ?
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I’m always amazed that anyone actually thinks Donald Trump is a Christian lol

downpunxx ,
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the racists don't care, and they're all racists

Okokimup ,
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According to my grandfather, the fact that he’s supposedly anti-abortio makes him a “man of god.”

CrypticFawn ,
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Is your Grandfather aware there are people of other religions that are also anti-abortion or does his thought process not extend that far?

Okokimup ,
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He’s 95 and I’m positive he’s autistic. I have no idea what his thought process is.

Ragdoll_X ,
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Bet he wouldn’t vote for a conservative Muslim even if they opposed abortion.

HardlightCereal ,

I want to reduce abortions by providing easy access to sex ed and free condoms. Abortions should still be 100% legal and easy to get, but there ought be less of them cause they suck to go through.

Anyway, hail Satan.

PerCarita ,
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Hear! Hear!

sarcasticsunrise ,

Ironic and apologies for your dumbass grandfather; Trump has probably paid for enough abortions and NDA’s related to fund the capital of a small town

ApfelstrudelWAKASAGI ,

I mean, he probably is a christian, he’s just not very good at it.

can ,

So he’s a Christian?

sarcasticsunrise ,

Ain’t no way. The only “religion” that shitbird subscribes to is the narcissism of self-adoration. He doesn’t believe in anything, his life is eternally rooted in being seen. So yeah, a classic GOP Christian, right on

MrJameGumb ,
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No. He would show up holding the Quran, the Torah, or even the Satanic Bible if he thought it would get him a single extra vote. The only person Donald Trump worships is Donald Trump. He is incapable of believing that there could ever be any authority higher than himself.

ApfelstrudelWAKASAGI ,

a) Being a christian really only requires a declaration of belief, AFAIK b) I’m genuinely convinced a lot of grifters believe their own bs. Not all of it, obviously, but I think he really does believe that he is a christian paragon and that the US should be returned to being christian nation, and any falsehood he knowingly advances is justified because it advances those goals. Not to say that this wouldn’t change if the tides in US politics turned, but I’m pretty sure that most professional liars like him genuinely eat their own manure.

PrettyFlyForAFatGuy ,

He posed for a photo with a bible once (just after having a peaceful protest violently disbanded), and he occasionally says the “God Bless America” platitude.

That’s all most conservative religious people need

MrJameGumb ,
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As I recall he also managed to hold the bible upside down for that entire shoot.

afraid_of_zombies , in Don't Make Me Tap The Sign

Up vote = I agree

Down vote = I disagree

Reported = I super disagree

And anyone who says that they don’t do this is a bloody liar.

Professorozone ,

I’ll say it and I’m not a liar.

Upvote= needs to be seen more. (I could disagree strongly but feel others should see it. )

tacosplease ,

I don’t report things I disagree with, but I type long responses and usually delete before sending so ha! That will show them.

Ronath ,
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I’ll downvote propagation of memes I don’t like.

limerod ,

Removed = I did not like it :(

fushuan ,

For me is

I agree: upvote

I disagree: nothing or maybe response

I think they rare stupid or a troll: downvote and block.

I’m fed up with something and it keeps popping up: mass downvotes.

jjagaimo , in Trendy

Rather than “Trending” they seem to be newly created communities

Veedem ,
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Yep, that’s what I get from it too.

Signtist ,
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They probably use a simple posts-over-time equation to gauge popularity, so a 5-second-old community with 1 post technically has a rate of 12 posts a minute. Very popular.

elia169 ,

that would make sense, true

spiderman ,

guess that part needs to be rewritten then

fuckwit_mcbumcrumble ,

Most of the ones I see have no posts at all and are still “trending”

gerryflap , in I'm terrified of the Netherlands now
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This scale is totally wack. The feet of the human bodies in the graph don’t start at 0 but somewhere between 4 and 5. Such a bad graph. That being said, we Dutch people are very tall and powerful and you should be terrified >:3

ALoafOfBread ,

They have ridiculous accents, though. They got nerfed in the tulipmanie patch

RizzRustbolt ,

I am 7 inches taller than the average Dutch person. Which, by this graph, means I am 50 times taller than you.

Pee-wee.

gerryflap ,
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Apparently i’m almost 3 inches taller than average. So somewhat better but still scary

CorrodedCranium , in Bet y'all are very familiar with this
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Is this for hammering down fence posts?

Karcinogen ,

Yes, it’s a T-post driver.

solidgrue ,
@solidgrue@lemmy.world avatar

Misinfo!

That is a professional grade fleshlight with the liner removed for sanitizing.

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

It can be both!

altima_neo ,
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Sanitizing?

empireOfLove2 ,
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nah, it’s fer hammering yer nan AYOO

joyjoy ,

No, it’s my fleshlight.

Nomecks ,

No-knock warrants

bobs_monkey ,

Yup, I’ve also used them for driving ground rods before we got a rotohammer with the driver attachment

Duamerthrax , (edited ) in President 360 No Scope...

Does this mean the President can murder the SC members they don’t like and replace them?

roguetrick ,

Sure. Even better, if you replace them with ones that will rule this was an error and the president only gets qualified immunity, you’ll still be in the clear because you were acting on what you thought the law was.

xenoclast ,

The better move is actually remove the SC, replace it with a new one that repeals all Republican changes since 1980.

Allow the president immunity until the end of this term, then make it a death penalty offence to basically do anything Trump or his cronies have done.

After all of MAGAs leaders are in jail or in the ground for the treason they committed RETIRE and hold an election again.

Their plan will be put back decades AND it’ll be in the light of day for everyone to see.

We can’t win forever but we can win for a while longer

atrielienz , (edited )

If he went to their homes and strangled them himself? Yes. If he ordered someone to do it? The laws and UCMJ apply to those people so no. There’s this thing people keep forgetting about. The UCMJ isn’t just guidelines. It’s actual rules. And murder is still illegal.

Muehe ,

IANAL, but there is the presidential power to pardon. So the president could in theory give an illegal order (as long as it is an official act they have immunity) and promise a presidential pardon once the order is fulfilled (therefore extending immunity to the perpetrator). Meaning the president can entirely circumvent the UCMJ.

atrielienz ,

And those people would still face state charges because that’s how that works. You can’t get a presidential pardon for state crimes.

ArmokGoB ,

Can you face state charges for murder if you’re already facing federal charges for the same killing (you crossed state lines)? That sounds like double jeopardy to me.

atrielienz ,

Yes. You can face state and federal charges separately. Double jeopardy is when they charge for the same crime twice in the same court (state or federal), after you’ve either been convicted or been acquitted.

Specifically they would have to have new evidence in order to charge you a second time in either federal or state court.

Muehe ,

Ok yeah fair enough, that sounds reasonable. But to my knowledge the UMCJ is a federal law, not a state law, so how does that line of argument factor in there? You cited that as an example of checks and balances that would prevent people from following illegal orders, but it being a federal law still means the president could circumvent it with the official order plus pardon combo, at least if my understanding of this new supreme court ruling is correct.

atrielienz , (edited )

Because (just like in NY with Trump, and specific charges) if a crime is committed within a state the state has the right to prosecute regardless of impeachment or federal charges. The UCMJ is technically federal law. But we’re looking at three different aspects of lawful charges for persons who might commit a crime per the Presidents order. The president could absolutely pardon the persons involved. But only at the federal level. There’s nothing stopping the state or states from prosecuting the same individual. It’s not just one set of checks and balances is my point. The department of justice can also bring charges regardless of UCMJ tribunal (Court Material). Which is really where double jeopardy should kick in but doesn’t for service members.

Additionally and most importantly actually, a court martial conviction for murder would result in a dishonorable discharge from the military. That can’t be overturned by a presidential pardon. They would lose their benefits. Medical and so on. Pensions. It’s a cost benefit analysis at that point. They don’t just get to walk away no harm no foul cause presidential pardon.

Muehe ,

All good points if true. However I will say that to my limited understanding a crime under a specific law having been pardoned, that same law can then not be used to prosecute this crime anymore. Meaning states would have to find a different (preferably state) law under which the same offence is punishable.

And that is all disregarding other issues like packed courts, republican controlled states, the vagueness of double-jeopardy in this regard, and the general chilling effect a presidential pardon would have on prosecutors to even press charges in the first place.

The loss of benefits is easily circumvented by promising a golden parachute along with the pardon, so I could still see a lot of fanatics doing the crime “for country and freedom” or whatever they tell themselves.

Overall this seems like a potentially dangerous erosion of checks and balances that is easily abused when put in the wrong hands. As the dissenting opinions in the ruling openly state.

atrielienz ,

I don’t disagree with that in the grand scheme of things. But a presidential pardon can only be accepted under the understanding that the person who receives it is admitting by accepting it that they committed the crime. As such a service member with a dishonorable discharge would not have their benefits re-instated, for instance.

Muehe ,

Yeah but like I said, if you promise some other form of compensation on the level or above what they lose in benefits, you will still find people willing to follow these illegal orders. Hell you could find people willing to follow illegal orders even before this ruling, but now that the presidents right to give illegal orders is explicitly enshrined in constitutional jurisprudence this pre-existing problem is much worse. I doubt those people will care about a dishonourable discharge, on the contrary it will make them martyrs to “the cause” and they will be worshipped for it. And it remains to be seen how all this would play out in court, I guess it’s quite possible for the defence to argue that if the president has immunity for giving orders, their subordinates have immunity for following those orders.

atrielienz ,

At the point where you are offered some other form of compensation, I believe that would be considered a bribe, which is also illegal.

Muehe ,

That it was offered is nigh impossible to prove if the offer is only made verbally though. And conversely, if they make the offer an “official act” they are immune again.

EvacuateSoul ,

So do it in DC

atrielienz ,

The Criminal Division of the Superior Court of the District of Columbia is responsible for processing all local criminal matters including felony, misdemeanor, District of Columbia code violations and criminal traffic cases.

Duamerthrax ,

If he went to their homes and strangled them himself?

I was actually think of him pulling a Vlad the Impaler and inviting them over for dinner.

The UCMJ isn’t just guidelines. It’s actual rules. And murder is still illegal.

If there’s anything I learned from the Trump years, hell even the Bush II years, is that there are no rules if no one enforces them.

Cryophilia ,

Plenty of people willing to go to jail for 20 years to preserve democracy.

atrielienz ,

If there were someone would have taken a shot at Trump long before now.

ZILtoid1991 ,

Yes, but

TheLameSauce , in Live your best life

Mf telling us to stop framing cauliflower in the context of different food n calls it albino broccoli, smh my head

ColeSloth ,

Broccoli, Cauliflower, Kale, Cabbage, and Brussels sprouts all evolved from the same plant species: The Wild Mustard Plant. Farmers in different areas just chose to selectively breed different portions of the same plant. Broccoli was bred from choosing large buds and large stems. Cauliflower was just the flower bud. Brussels sprouts, Cabbage, and kale were all leaves from different portions of the plant.

So albino broccoli is really a pretty close description.

reattach ,

Not only that, but they are the same species (different cultivars): en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brassica_oleracea

Also, obligatory xkcd: m.xkcd.com/2827/

Th4tGuyII , in To all you outside of the US...
@Th4tGuyII@fedia.io avatar

Well I suppose the answer I'd give is that because of how right-wing the US is compared to much of the Western world, it becomes a patient zero for whatever the far-right is cooking up - which inevitably influences far-right groups in other Western countries

EarthShipTechIntern , (edited )

Word.

Putin planted his seed with Trump in his greatest enemy (democracy/America). It quickly caught on & has spread globally.

Hundreds of Billions of dollars in US defense hasn’t done a thing to halt the attacks on democracy Putin has wraught with a few million spent on his troll army.

The man can’t carry out a physical attack for shit, but his cyber attacks have no equal, only willing collaborators (Murdoch et al, the maga army).

TheBat ,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Putin planted his seed with Trump

Please don’t post your fanfics here 🤮🤮

EarthShipTechIntern ,

It’s no fanfic. It’s assessing the enemy. Kind of important to do if you want to beat em.

Don’t be a snowflake. The right is claiming that territory madly.

AppleTea ,

You’d rather believe Trump is result of foreign interference, that our own institutions would never result in this without being sullied from outside. It’s fan fic, it’s Cold War nonsense.

Trump is the consequence of our political systems, of our spiteful culture, of our economics that promises success and leaves people sick, broken, and in debt. So what if the Russians had a few hundred Facebook posts? That “seed” would not have taken if the soil weren’t already fertile. Frankly, I don’t think it made a difference. We were barrelling toward Trump with or without the oh so spooky slavs typing on a keyboard.

EarthShipTechIntern ,

I recommend you read up. And quit sounding like you’re on Putin’s propaganda team: ‘oh that’s cold war nonsense’

Putin funded Trump, fed him the whole Obama’s a Kenyan schtick, Hilary’s a criminal ploy.

Trump can’t think up or accomplish a damn thing without a cheer squad to goad & lead him where to go.

Tom Snyder’s the Road to Unfreedom has the path well researched. I highly recommend you read that.

Yes, Rupert Murdoch had been warring against real news since Reagan (Bush’s puppet) withdrew laws that required stations labeled ‘News’ carry truth & news

Yes, Reagan was an early predecessor to the incompetent celebrity politician role that Trump walks. Yes, Danny Quayle was a shining example of idiocy in politics.

Putin saw these things the Murdoch & Bush families put forth & jumped on the band wagon, gave it a nitro boost. Not much difference? Follow the money.

AppleTea ,

You are looking for a Great Man of history to pin this on. You’d rather believe someone nefarious is in charge and pulling the strings from an ocean away, than to see this for what it is; an empire with no real conscious oversight. A pile of self-interested businessmen, politicians, and militarists doing whatever they can to line their pockets, profits above all else.

The US has, per capita, the largest prison population and, outright, the biggest military on the planet. If there’s a road to ‘unfreedom’, we traveled down it a long time ago.

EarthShipTechIntern ,

You are looking for a Great Man of history to pin this on. You’d rather believe someone nefarious is in charge and pulling the strings from an ocean away, than to see this for what it is; an empire with no real conscious oversight.

No, I just prefer to have realization of all of the components.

A pile of self-interested businessmen, politicians, and militarists doing whatever they can to line their pockets, profits above all else.

Agreed.

The US has, per capita, the largest prison population and, outright, the biggest military on the planet. If there’s a road to ‘unfreedom’, we traveled down it a long time ago.

Also agreed. As I said before, we were on this path, many made it worse. Putin put it on steroids.

Empricorn ,

They were making a joke about “planting his seed” meaning impregnating.

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

America sneezes, the world catches a drone strike or something

Asidonhopo ,

I mean Brexit predated the Trump election by 5 months

Tetsuo ,

I follow closely what is happening in the US from France because even though we have a very different culture I still think US politics is a preview of what’s to come here.

Right now I consider we are at the step where our media are crumbling and becoming unable to properly inform us. A step that has been reached a couple of years ago in the US in my opinion.

The next step will probably be our own coup attempt in a few years and a steady increase in the division of the country and far right movements.

norimee , in Rock Eagle Flag

“BuT gUns doNt kilL PeoPle, PeoPle kilL PeoPle”

Then regulate fucking people’s access to guns! It’s not that hard.

Xephonian ,

Problem is, gun are useful.
They protect our children.
They protect our food supply.
They protect our freedom.

And people have been killing each other for centuries before guns were invented. Thinking that guns are the reason for death is clearly propaganda. But you all know that. I’m just here to point out what actual reality looks like. Since none of you have ever touched grass.

Jimmyeatsausage ,

Guns don’t protect children. They’re the leading cause of death in children.

I have no idea what you’re talking about with protecting food…hunting? Not how most people get their food. Most people get food from a grocery store…where they’re increasingly likely to get shot.

If the freedom line was in reference to the military, there’s hardly a vet alive who’s done that… they’re all dead from old age. The only wars we’ve been fighting were for revenge or resources. I say that as a vet.

If you’re talking about protecting us from our government…as far as I know, nobody has even won an armed confrontation with the police or feds over freedoms. Guns made Waco worse. Guns made Ruby Ridge worse. I guess the Bundy’s protected their “right” to steal from taxpayers by grazing their cattle on public land without paying for it like they should have. That feels like a less important right than “life” to me personally.

whoisearth ,
@whoisearth@lemmy.ca avatar

Guns don’t protect children. They’re the leading cause of death in children.

Fucking THANK YOU!

akakunai ,

They’re the leading cause of death in children.

Uh…WHAT? Ain’t no fucking way. checks statistics

…😳 what the actual fuck. Y’all doin alright down there?

Jimmyeatsausage ,

Not for several decades, no.

uis ,

Graph in article shows that until around 2019 most children died from cars.

oo1 ,

fuckin biden making gasoline too expensive /s

It does give the impresson that grand theft auto is a realistic simulation.

aesthelete ,

Problem is, gun are useful.

Problem is, people are stupid.

Which is evidenced by both your shitty grammar, and tired argument.

stoy ,

I have had to say this many times lately, just because something is propaganda, doesn’t automatically make it false.

The best propaganda is the truth.

Since you clearly have no idea of how propaganda works.

barsquid ,

This comment history is a neat little museum of bad takes.

posting_enjoyer ,

oof, no kidding. lotta branworms in that museum.

barsquid ,

I like when they surprise me. “Capitalism perfect, guns good, diversity bad,” builds up a sort of caricature. Then that is completely broken with the weird digression, “HTTPS is bad and imperfect, throw it all out.”

beebarfbadger ,

Cars are useful. Cars protect children in many situations. Cars are among the things that majorly contribute to even having a food supply. Cars freedom patriotism eagles liberty-gasm!

Yet it is still possible to have cars serve those functions without giving in to the lobbies that wish to make it mandatory to get paid for shoving a car down the throat of every loony who wants one to hurt others with. Because cars are well regulated to make them as safe as possible.

Olgratin_Magmatoe ,

Because cars are well regulated to make them as safe as possible.

While this is debatable, the regulation of cars is still a useful allegory for gun regulation.

uis ,

Because cars are well regulated to make them as safe as possible.

Usually for those inside, not outside

Demuniac ,

I live in the Netherlands. No one I know owns a gun. Yet I have all the things you list in abundance. Added bonus: lack of school shootings and gun violence.

Your propaganda argument is nothing but you sticking your head in the sand. That, or you are a successful troll.

Jank ,

But how do you deal with the horrors of all that communism?

Is it not a terrifying wasteland with less… consumer goods? I would die without my Kit Kat flavored Trix cereal.

uis ,

I knew two people from Ukraine who had guns. Now I know only one. Another died from COVID.

mojofrododojo ,

Since none of you have ever touched grass.

you really are deranged.

Guns don’t protect shit. Get that through your fucking melon.

People with weapons protect countries. They’re trained and equipped just for that purpose, we call it a military, you bellend. Probably couldn’t pass an asvab, obviously you’ve never been in the mud. Touch grass? JFC…

camr_on , in Starter Guide
@camr_on@lemmy.world avatar

5 years on YouTube is not old. Hit me with something 13 years old in 240p

Wizard_Pope ,
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I mean it is actually 8 years old now. The image seems to be 3 years old by now.

abbadon420 ,

It’s even older than that, since your post is already 6 hours old by now

Wizard_Pope ,
@Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world avatar

Because those 6 hours really matter that much on a scale of 3 years?

abbadon420 ,

Well of course. It matters 0.023%

Notyou ,

Best I can do is 12 years @ 240p

youtu.be/pWXX60o1Ezs?si=rmggb8nw9MvOo-kp

brachypelmasmithi ,

The polish side of the internet has a few hidden gems like that. This one’s from 16 years ago. krzyk pterodaktyla (pterodactyl’s scream)

rambling_lunatic ,

I hear Poles like putting Popes in boats

cley_faye , in Automation

There’s a ton of great small scale things we can do with machine learning, and even LLM.

Unfortunately, it seems the main usages will be crushing people down even more.

uis ,

Neofeudalism

AnxiousOtter ,

Technobarbarism

Macropolis ,

Cyber-savagery

RokAlamSeth ,

Adapt or die. The world doesn’t care about useless feelings.

A_Chilean_Cyborg ,
@A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl avatar

Bit it does if you Photoshop a bookshelf in your background?

PM_Your_Nudes_Please ,

Yup. AI should be used to automate all of the mundane day-to-day BS, leaving us free to practice art, or poetry, or literature, or study, or just do leisure activities. Because all of the mundane BS is automated, so we don’t need to worry about things like income or where our next meal comes from. But instead, we went down the dystopian capitalist timeline, where we’re automating all of the art so artists are forced to get mundane day-to-day BS jobs.

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