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Churbleyimyam , in Eat the rich?

I’m thinking of starting a crowdfunder to become the first billionaire in history to give all of their money away to people who are hungry.

Gumus ,

That’s just a charity…

Churbleyimyam ,

Yeah in a way. But also a charity is not a billionaire.

Fades , in high caliber content

Yo why the fuck is the guide rod lighting up? It ain’t a laser lmao

Anyolduser ,

Didn’t somebody try making a Guide rod laser sight one upon a time?

rugburn OP ,
Anyolduser ,

Hey, holy shit! Thanks for finding that!

Cano , in I will not be taking questions.

Objection: appeal to authority + appeal to tradition + I did the fuck with yo mama last night

/s if that’s really necessary

tehWrapper , in I will not be taking questions.
@tehWrapper@lemmy.world avatar

Unless you have a cat that likes to play with them… Then the other direction.

Rhaedas ,

Depends on the cat. If they're simply going with tapping the roll to spin it, that may work for a bit. I've found that rolls accessible to a cat tend to morph into big balls of clawed unusable pulp.

alquicksilver ,
@alquicksilver@lemmy.world avatar

When I was a young kid, I had a cat that was front-declawed (this was before it was well known that it’s an abusive practice - my folks didn’t know better at the time). Because he couldn’t shred the paper with his claws, he showed his spite by chewing up the roll so it looked like he’d clawed it. Didn’t matter which direction the roll was.

I loved that cat. He was so smart.

Rai ,

When my bois were kittens, they would play with it either way. You’re totally correct.

BoxOfFeet ,

Why not just shut the door so the cat doesn’t get in there? The toilet paper being hung correctly is more important than the cat for me.

Rai ,

Yes but also S T E A M

If you live in a humid, much poo carries on.

ArmoredThirteen ,

One of my cats knows how to open doors like a fucking velociraptor. We’ve baby locked several of our doors but some things like the bathroom I don’t like fucking around with extra steps when trying to get into at 3am

zammy95 ,

Oh hey, my fear. Do you have door knobs, or uh - the flat handled kind that swing down or up? I just realized I don’t know what those lever like door handles are called.

I can hear one of my cats pawing at the door knob at night, he’d be getting in places he shouldn’t if we had those flat kind.

ArmoredThirteen ,

The flat/lever kind, can get them open first try from either side of a door it’s impressive. He’s way too smart for his own good and I suspect he could work a round style one if it had enough texture on it. The menace certainly gets into everything else in the house

RBWells ,

Our Kimchi is working so hard on this and I don’t usually think of her as clever. She knows the knob opens the door so she bats at it, hangs on it.

Neither cat has been messing with the toilet paper lately though.

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

Bank vault doors. With digital keypad entry systems. They’re really smart cats.

WarmSoda OP ,

That comes in handy when a girl comes over over, too

iopq ,

Because I don’t like the smell of cat shit anywhere outside the bathroom

WarmSoda OP ,

Then teach them not to play with the TP roll.

efstajas ,

Ah yes! “Just teach” the cat. Easy

Theme ,

Famously easy, like herding cats

WarmSoda OP , (edited )

If you spend time with them yeah it can be easy. I have two cats. They both listen to me.

You can’t expect them to just automatically know what not to do.

Iapar ,

But people get cats so they don’t have to interact with them.

WarmSoda OP ,

I do not condone animal abuse.

Iapar ,

Good, you shouldn’t.

WarmSoda OP ,

Interact with your cats, people. They’re pack animals. Just like dogs. They just hunt stealthily instead of barking.

iopq ,

The cat listens to me. It understands nothing, though

WarmSoda OP ,

Well, then teach it to understand. Do you think dogs just automatically understand everything too?

Why are all of the people in here getting animals if they don’t want to spend time with them? They’re not magic beasts.

shukufuku , in I will not be taking questions.

You aren’t taking into account the patent inversion convention of 1898.

TropicalDingdong ,

You aren’t taking into account the patent inversion convention of 1898.

Patent got filed on double reverse patent day. Draw 4.

WarmSoda OP ,

What if it was accepted on a triple dog backwards day though?

TropicalDingdong ,

Uno.

WarmSoda OP ,

Crap. I’m sorry. I don’t know French.

ILikeBoobies , in Looks like paradise

When your neighbour own all of the land

SaintWacko , in I will not be taking questions.

We actually have a nice print of that hanging in the bathroom

WarmSoda OP ,

That’s a good idea. Maybe a wood print. I like it.

SaintWacko ,

This is the one we have. I actually got it from their kickstarter years ago: cratestyle.com/products/no-338-toilet-paper-roll?…

mcqtom ,

Does it trouble you at all that the diagram doesn’t specify where the wall should be?

SaintWacko ,

Wait… Do you not have your toilet paper just hanging in the air?

nickwitha_k , in Ironing

I, for one, do like to iron. I’d probably not like it if it was mandatory for all clothing though. What really has happened is societal changes leading to much more casual attire expectations (not that we could afford to dress like previous generations) alongside advancements in textile technology that have resulted in garments less likely to show wrinkles.

brbposting , in McCafé
JCreazy ,

I get why Epstein was killed but why would anyone want McAfee dead?

brbposting ,

Be careful asking questions like that!!11

noxy ,
@noxy@yiffit.net avatar

Bitter cetacean ex

jawa21 ,
@jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

He had a wild life, so who really knows. But there is a huge conspiracy theory around his death. QAnon is even involved. I don’t personally give it any legitimacy, but it is a deep interesting rabbit hole. I can’t find a source that I’m willing to actually link.

SkyezOpen ,

The issue is he posted a tweet about how the CIA was after him and then died very shortly after. He was such a wildcard that my personal conspiracy theory is that he made that announcement and faked his death just to stir shit up.

Also here’s how to remove McAfee from your computer, by the man himself. youtu.be/bKgf5PaBzyg

Excrubulent ,
@Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

No one should have to use xhamster.

roguetrick ,

They wouldn’t. If anything his regular references to how he wouldn’t kill himself by hanging is evidence of suicidal ideation.

zarkanian ,
@zarkanian@sh.itjust.works avatar

What makes you think that Epstein was killed?

JCreazy ,

What makes you think he wasn’t? His death was suspicious regardless.

zarkanian ,
@zarkanian@sh.itjust.works avatar

Occam’s Razor. There isn’t any evidence that he was murdered, so it makes sense to consider it a suicide.

RecluseRamble ,

Have you read anything about this? Multiple suicide attempts, eventually on suicide watch and every time CCTV fails, footage even gets deleted from automatic backup. This shit wouldn’t have made it into a movie, it’s too unbelievable.

Excrubulent ,
@Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

I think it’s exactly what you would write into a movie to make it clear to anyone paying even half attention that he was definitely murdered. It’s so unsubtle it makes me think it was almost a message - we can kill people this brazenly and it doesn’t even get investigated. We are untouchable.

nyctre ,

He was supposed to have a cellmate but didn’t have one that night. Guards were supposed to check in on him constantly but didn’t do it that night. The surveillance camera malfunctioned that night. He had broken bones in his neck that often break when you’re strangulated and rarely when hanging yourself.

You’re telling me that it’s more likely for these 4 events to happen at the same time than for someone rich and powerful to just pay a couple of people to have him killed?

Ilovethebomb ,

He had dirt on a lot of powerful people, and the circumstances around his death were extremely suspicious.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

Well obviously their computer still had viruses after buying the software

roguetrick , in Lemmy is the best social media

Downpunxx has been banned from enough places for you guys to forget about him, but kbin refugees will never forget.

fuzzzerd ,

Former kbiner, but out of the loop on this one. What’s I miss?

roguetrick ,

He’s just a notorious genocide cheering guy. He got site banned from Lemmy.world but since kbin allowed you to keep replying locally and he would boost himself to be on the top of the conversation he’d be a general annoyance for us.

Hobbes_Dent , in I will not be taking questions.
CodexArcanum ,

Shrödinger’s Roll

SubArcticTundra ,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

It should be on a pivot so it always faces where youre pulling from

flambonkscious ,

Bastards incorporated!

Asidonhopo ,

Bad design. Toilet paper not currently in use must be stored outside the bathroom so that it doesn’t become damp and musty from the humidity. As opposed to on the wet floor next to the dewy toilet. This is how you get a nasty fungal infection fyi

CommissarVulpin ,

…Is your bathroom a swamp?

shalafi ,

LOL my god, I was gonna say. OP apparently lacks a rudimentary immune system as well. Or, is shoving that tp way, way too deep. And leaving it there.

My wife got me to install a bidet. Can’t remember to try it. Been 8-months, still forget.

JCreazy ,

You’ve had a bidet for 8 months and you have yet to experience its wonders?

Sotuanduso ,

I’ve had a bidet for years and never used it. The rest of my family does, but I have no interest.

Captainvaqina ,

It is far superior and unmeasurably more efficient.

Actually you can measure it, by the amount you save on shit tickets.

itsgoodtobeawake ,

Eh, different strokes for different butts. I don’t see how having a wet/moist ass is more efficient. I have one, and don’t use it unless I’m particularly interested…in extra cleanliness. It’s not for everyone.

null ,

Yeah, and why take a shower when you can just pat yourself down with paper towel?

itsgoodtobeawake ,

Some of you bidet fans sound like you’re in a religion with all the proselytizing. You do you, just stop pretending that your way is magically superior.

null ,

Nothing magical about it. It’s simply, objectively superior.

Iapar ,

Cleaning with water is objectively superior then cleaning without, no?

lone_faerie ,

If you step in dog poop, do you just wipe it off or do you wash your foot?

Sotuanduso ,

I don’t like being wet, so I’d use about as much TP anyways. Maybe more.

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

He lives in a hut in the rainforest maybe?

constantokra ,

If you have humidity problems in your bathroom, get a small electric dehumidifier. They’re less than 30 bucks and they’ll fix it right up.

roguetrick ,

Being in the general vicinity of mold won’t give you a fungal infection unless you don’t wash. I recommend against placing toilet paper directly inside your rectum or vagina, however.

Imgonnatrythis ,

Or anyone else’s for that matter.

roguetrick ,

Username does not check out.

theneverfox ,
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

I recommend against placing toilet paper directly inside your rectum or vagina, however.

I don’t understand. How do you use toilet paper?

roguetrick ,

In my case, external surfaces and creating a paper mache dong extension.

MystikIncarnate ,

I’m thinking that the poster means putting it entirely inside, like trying to clean the walls of a glass or pipe or something.

IDK. I’m just some guy.

GBU_28 ,

If the bathroom and toilet are “dewy” the bad design falls on the house itself.

Asidonhopo ,

In hot, humid climates the toilet bowl itself will have condensation that sweats down the outside in my experience. YMMV

MystikIncarnate ,

Oooh. That makes more sense.

In less humid/hot locations, this isn’t really an issue. The outside of the bowl is cold, but rarely collects condensation.

The only way for it to get wet and create a problem is when guys have bad aim and don’t have the decency to sit down because of their bad aim.

If you use the TP after that, you get what’s coming to you.

Ghostalmedia ,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

What in the terrible photoshop I looking at.

Why is there two gigantic rolls on the ground?

Imgonnatrythis ,

Heavy days?

MystikIncarnate ,

I’ve seen these. I know people who have them.

It’s a tp holder with space for extra rolls.

It’s made if wire and it sucks.

cows_are_underrated , in Looks like something straight from Warhammer 40K

The Moment i realised the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.

Hotspur ,

Hahaha came here to say: this is some serious warhammer shit

IHateReddit , in I will not be taking questions.
MystikIncarnate ,

Booooooo.

OP is still right, but I hate what you’ve posted.

IHateReddit ,
MystikIncarnate ,

I like this one more.

SonicDeathTaco , in I will not be taking questions.

I see nothing that indicates that that is the front of the roll

henfredemars , in I will not be taking questions.

Sending this to my neurotic wife. It’s going to bother her now.

WarmSoda OP ,

Thank you. I’m glad I could help

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