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wesker , in It even fits in my pant pockets.
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Meanwhile everyone in the Every Day Carry community just carry around fidget spinners, a shit covered wristwatch, and spaghetti.

zakobjoa OP ,
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Can’t go wrong with pocket pasta.

Ducks ,
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If you’re not carrying cooked spaghetti in your pocket I don’t trust you.

Int ,
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What about ducks

ShartyWaffles ,

Pocket skettis! Sh-sha!

Kowowow ,

Knife and a flashlight are the best starting options I’ve found, I use both way more than a multitool

HardlightCereal ,

Knife is the first tool ever invented, cause it’s the best one

ilovededyoupiggy , in It even fits in my pant pockets.
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I feel like the keys to heaven and hell probably look different enough that you shouldn’t really need labels.

Jimmycrackcrack ,

Yeh but if you can’t remember which one is which it’s as good as there being no difference. Also there seems to be 3 keys in that keyring.

betterdeadthanreddit ,

It’s a decoy key.

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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Maybe it opens both.

andallofmypeaches ,

It’d be better if they actually looked the same, so you couldn’t choose by form, but had to use your intuition/heart.

independantiste , in it's inevitable
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what’s happening with .world? I didn’t follow the news

Sethayy ,

blocked all big piracy communities, is trying to move to discord for all announcements.

Too add my personal opinion like why the fuck, they gain nothing from the discord thing and the piracy thing has been proven pretty safe from email servers operating similarly

robdor , in A place for all the feels

Weird horny thoughts seems like a fun room.

NegativeLookBehind , in A place for all the feels
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Too accurate

UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

It shouldn’t be a surprise, but I also came out post that statement.

Edit: Also, nobody is ever allowed in that chamber. Just can’t be.

itsgroundhogdayagain , in Ouch

mine told me I should be a priest/pastor. I had never been to a church service in my life.

ivanafterall ,
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That's concerning.

Jumi ,

Do you love children by any chance?

zipzoopaboop , in Oh no. OH NO.

Is it really sparkling water if it has 100 calories?

Ubermeisters ,

Must be the sea salt cheese flavoring

c0mbatbag3l ,
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Watertok moment.

Player2 ,

Think you looked at the kJ value, the label seems to say about 26 Calories (kcal)

mojo , in How could we have let this happen?

We are version 2.0 so surely they must be better

porkins , in Ouch

Mine told me that I should be a plumber. I took it after graduating college with a degree in Data Science. I kind of wish I did the plumbing thing considering the money they rake in. Problem is that I don’t like crawling in attics and under houses.

Slwh47696 , in Yo brother sick car yo!

I work in rural Ontario, and there are so many of those fucking kids around here

betterdeadthanreddit , in Yo brother sick car yo!

That truck isn’t just sick, it’s terminally ill.

iforgotmyinstance ,

Still drives, just gotta let it warm up before you go anywhere.

jordanlund , in How could we have let this happen?

God help you when you hit Springfield… or Portland.

programmer_belch , in Ouch
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I would also love to be away from society for long stretches of time

ElBarto , in Esoteric runes

Me reading pannel 4: … you son of a bitch!

setsneedtofeed OP ,
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I’m at a loss about what you mean.

Default_Defect ,
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This comment made this click for me, thank you.

afraid_of_zombies , in How could we have let this happen?

I have always wanted to go visit original, or Classic York.

PrinceFidget ,

Vanilla York

Definitely worth a visit if you’re in the UK, great place for a spot of Afternoon Tea.

Klear ,

It used to be called Amsterdam.

afraid_of_zombies ,

Why did they change it?

ripcord ,
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Not Constantinople

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