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drunkpostdisaster ,

They believed in a lot of stupid shit back then.

Draegur ,

Beards are based, mullets are cringe.

recapitated ,

Ooh I just got a new idea for a new patent!

sfxrlz ,

I like this shitpost

Sam_Bass ,

I mount mine vertically so nyah

WarmSoda OP ,

Funny. That’s how your mom mounts me! Heyoooh!

Sam_Bass , (edited )

You must be necrophiliac since my mom has been dead for years.

WarmSoda OP ,

🙄

Sam_Bass ,

And in addition she was cremated,so i guess that makes you an assh man too

WarmSoda OP ,

Oh that’s good, that quality right there.
Respect.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

I love how everyone arguing against this mentions cats - and never toddlers.

It really speaks volumes to the types of users on Lemmy :)

harmsy ,

Putting the roll on backwards doesn’t stop my cats. I have to have a towel draped in front of the roll.

5too ,

And my toddlers both just turned it back around!

Chiarottide ,

Another proof that children do have ingrained morals

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I like how it just looks like a log being shaved into extremely thin sheets.

MystikIncarnate ,

The original toilet paper was pretty much that, from what I understand.

IDK for sure, not like I’m some toilet paper historian.

hswolf ,
@hswolf@lemmy.world avatar

I read “a dog”, and spent several seconds horrified but searching the canine resemblance

praxis_jack ,

Yes, correct

dnick ,
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Stern ,
@Stern@lemmy.world avatar

They didn’t own a cat and it shows.

lengau ,

I’ve had cats my whole life and have never had one mess with my properly placed toilet paper.

MystikIncarnate ,

I have four in the house and none of them screw with our tp.

You just have a cat that’s more of an asshole than usual.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

Increased nip dosages are required.

ultratiem ,
@ultratiem@lemmy.ca avatar

Not the best patent to use if you want to settle the debate. This one from Wheeler is the nail in the coffin: patent

It also shows why it was over and not under as at the time, the TP holder was a hanging wire, which kept the paper against the wall. Not protruding out like todays hangers.

WarmSoda OP ,

Good find

ultratiem ,
@ultratiem@lemmy.ca avatar

Not that the over/under debate was even a thing, but this should convince those diehard lunatics not to hang their TP improperly!

clot27 ,
@clot27@lemm.ee avatar

Just use water lmfao

Mwa ,
@Mwa@thelemmy.club avatar

I use both toilet paper and water

recapitated ,

Against the cats?

MehBlah ,

Ass wiping tech has come a long way. Thankfully.

paholg ,

I’m finally coming around to this after decades of being steered away from it by The Simpsons (youtu.be/CQod276-7Mo?si=F5_Suzq41QAK_Wtg).

wildcardology ,

It’s halfway 2024 it’s time to move on to bidets.

UnderpantsWeevil ,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

Based and Hygiene Pilled

MystikIncarnate ,

I use a bidet, I still need TP to clean up after the water does the job.

I know fancy bidets exist that will blow dry your arae, but what do I look like? A rich person? We got ours from Amazon for like $20.

TP use is way down, but it’s still needed in many cases.

lunarul ,

You use toilet paper to dry off? Why not a towel?

Tankton ,

A bidet ain’t 100% clean. Sometimes there is small residue which you notice when you dry with toilet paper. I got a handheld bidet btw and since installing it 10y ago I really hate pooping without.

wildcardology ,

In our culture we use soap and water to clean our asses after pooping. So a bidet+soap match made in heaven.

Before bidets we use a dipper to scoop water.

I_LOVE_VEKOMA_SLC ,

In our culture we just put in a new asshole every time we poop problem solved.

wildcardology ,

I just sit there and browse Lemmy while I wait for my ass to dry out. 😀

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