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MewtwoLikesMemes , in high caliber content
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Um, aktchually, that’s a string, not a number.

niktemadur , in chair.exe

The red chair of death… to the lumbar region.

isthingoneventhis ,

Those are target break room chairs, it’s destroying your soul too!

Carmakazi , in Blow dart

A cheap springer airsoft pistol works pretty good in my experience

Track_Shovel OP ,

Have you seen those bug asalt guns? They fire salt at them

thirteene ,

They really only work on small flies

Gork ,

They can get cockroaches, but the nozzle has to be like 2.54 cm or less away from it otherwise the velocity dropoff is too great.

Track_Shovel OP ,

.410 slug then I guess

ouRKaoS ,
Yewb , in Eat the rich?

Interesting fact if you make $100000 a year and not counting any taxes or inflation or spending it would take you 10000 years to become a billionaire

papertowels ,

So you’re saying I can get there…

remotelove ,
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Absolutely! You just have to ditch those silly luxuries like food and shelter. You could even start working 80 hour weeks in hopes of getting passed over for that promotion again. Until then, you can just dream about how that extra $100 a month could possibly bring the total time down to 9,989 years.

Sludgeyy ,

One million seconds is 11.6 days

One billion seconds is 31.7 years

Mountain_Mike_420 ,

And a trillion seconds is 31,688 years

Aux ,

Wealth is not money. You can build wealth much faster on $100k a year.

downpunxx , in chair.exe

excellent

Gemini24601 , in chair.exe
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I could literally hear the error sounds lol

DudeImMacGyver , in Blow dart
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Blowguns are awesome!

DreamlandLividity , in Eat the rich?

The 8 richest people in the world according to investopedia have a combined net worth of about $1,369 billion. Divide that by 3.6 billion and it is about $380 per person. Idk what the average net worth of the poorest half of the world’s population is, but I doubt it is below $380.

TL;DR: I’m calling bullshit.

Lumisal ,

Well, my parents grew up in poverty. And based off what they’ve said, 380$ net worth sounds too high, unless it’s an average. At least back then (even adjusted for inflation btw).

People really don’t understand how poor true poverty is, and why things from poor countries are so much cheaper. I have literally seen families that subsisted off of dump sites.

Also, children usually have 0 net worth for obvious reasons, so if we include children that stat is ready to reach. Especially since children are counted in the world population after all.

Maggoty ,

The way net worth works, many people are negative. Meaning they have more liability than assets.

DreamlandLividity ,

Hmm, that is actually an interesting point. If it is negative, does it bring down the sum in this? If so, how much of the world is my net worth greater than? A billion? Two?

Maggoty ,

I don’t know, I do know when you compare gross wealth something ridiculous like half the USA is in the top 10 percent. That of course takes nothing like Purchasing Power Parity or Required Goods, (like a functioning car) into account. You’ve got to be very careful with these kinds of statistics.

One thing we know for sure though, you can take 99% of a Billionaire’s wealth and they’d still never need to work another day in their life. And it’s not even like they’d need a strict budget to make that happen. (A lot of “financially independent” people got enough dividend stocks to bring in 100K a year and retired, they need a strict budget to keep not working.)

frostysauce ,

You can’t imagine that half of the world’s population lives on less than $360? You sweet, summer child…

DreamlandLividity , (edited )

Not lives on, but net worth (total wealth).

volvoxvsmarla ,

What would be a realistic net worth of a person who earns less than $1 a day and lives habd to mouth for you?

rsuri ,

According to this wikipedia page - Median wealth per adult globally is estimated at $8,654 for a total population figure of 5.5 million, quite a bit less than the global population estimated at 8.1 billion. I’m guessing because this is “per adult” rather than per person. The children of the world are all on the low end of the wealth spectrum and probably would be a large share of the 3.6 billion.

Also questions can be asked about how they value wealth, do we consider debts, etc…in which case there’s a lot of people with zero wealth or less, as well as a lot of people who don’t have bank accounts and whose wealth is hard to measure is any ordinary sense. Point being, this particular comparison is kind of meaningless without more context. There’s probably ways you can do it to get an even larger number than 3.6 billion.

But a more useful and perhaps more surprising metric is that 8 people have as much wealth as 158 million median people. Which is still ridiculous, like those 8 people are worth a Russia’s entire population’s worth of people. And not just of poor people, but your average adult person who likely has a job and may even be considered on the well-to-do side within some poorer countries.

DreamlandLividity ,

Yes, that is a much better way to make the same point :)

pachrist ,

It’s an interesting stat. Is this individuals or households? Is it “head of household” or is it also counting minors?

Regardless, there’s enormous disparity.

The median wealth in India, according to Wikipedia, is $3755. There’s probably hundreds of millions of people there who fall into the less than $380 category.

Again, Wikipedia, but Africa has just over 700M inhabitants with a median $1242 wealth. That’s $879B. For everyone on the continent. 8 people have 1.5X more wealth than an entire continent full of people.

But maybe it’s not 3.6B people. Maybe it’s 3B or only 2B people. It’s still not OK.

DreamlandLividity ,

In the first place, looking at wealth is pointless. I could make a thousand dollars a day and as long as I spend them immediately on services, (e.g. permanently living in an expensive hotel, renting a supercar) I could have net worth of $0 while living like a king. On the other hand, a struggling business owner may have millions in equipment and still have trouble putting food on the table. “Wealth” is not a good indicator of anything.

db2 , in chair.exe

Chair98SE

azvasKvklenko ,

Windows XP was notorious for this, in fact most non-compositing GUI interfaces had the same issue. It can still happen on some Linux systems with X11 with disabled compositor (or no compositor at all) and I guess I saw this not so long ago (within last ~2 years).

mrvictory1 ,

I managed to trigger this on Linux 2 years ago. Launch Apex Legends on Proton, switch to TTY and come back, drag a window over Apex. X11 obviously.

Toes , in infinite paper glitch

After after

samus12345 ,
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Well, sure, they wouldn’t have the money right after inventing them, only after after inventing them.

spujb OP ,

future perfect perfect, say

altima_neo ,
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That’s how the meme rules go. Can’t make this up.

Starkstruck ,

Repeating the word on the top and bottom text is a hallmark of these kinds of shit posts.

samus12345 ,
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alyth , in chair.exe

Farmville players: Is this a skyscraper?

yemmly , in Looks like something straight from Warhammer 40K

And I’m supposed to believe people paid good money for a blowie from that face?

Actually, nevermind, I believe it.

owenfromcanada , in Lemmy is the best social media
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Have we forgotten that we also have Margot Robbie?

nickwitha_k ,

I think that she prefers “Academy Award-nominated character actor, and producer Margot Robbie”.

owenfromcanada ,
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Star of the Barbie movie, now available on Blu Ray at your local retailers!

AhismaMiasma ,

On the internet, no one knows if you’re A̶u̶s̶t̶r̶a̶l̶i̶a̶n̶ Academy Award winning actress Margot Robbie.

AFKBRBChocolate ,

Are you saying that she’s a bot or a troll?

owenfromcanada ,
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I’m saying she’s an academy award nominated character actor and producer

petrol_sniff_king , in Have I drifted too far to be saved?

I’m proud of this guy! I’m trying to click follow, but it’s not working.

ThePyroPython , in Have I drifted too far to be saved?

No, they have shown you to the entrance way marked gonewildaudio.

It is now your choice.

Do you take a deep breath as you delve into romantic and erotic depths you could never have imagined before as expertly written, recorded, and mastered audio dances upon your ears and deftly paints a beautiful scene in your minds eye?

Or do you remain strong, stoic, and resist the alluring audio being sung from the salacious sirens of the subreddit?

Arbiter ,

But eww, Reddit.

RobotZap10000 ,

There are still instances of Redlib and Libreddit if you can’t bear the sight of that other place.

Skullgrid ,
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And keep jerking off to mainstream tube sites instead?

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