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Tak , to memes in "How are you?"
@Tak@lemmy.ml avatar

I keep waking up against my consent.

hydroptic OP ,

And I didn’t ask to be here in the first place

po_tay_toes ,
@po_tay_toes@lemmy.sambands.net avatar

I wish I could sue my parents for being born.

hardaysknight ,

I felt this in my soul

Charmille ,

Me too. Sometimes I even wake up with air introduced in my lungs. By what right?

MashedTech , to mildlyinfuriating in New cars are great...

They gotta get better collection systems of that sweet sweet sex you’re having in your car

youtu.be/OYcmF9IAJbU?si=gS1v5LQQskrbpIdj

jabathekek , to mildlyinfuriating in New cars are great...
@jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

Where the FOSS cars at?

Agent641 ,
jabathekek ,
@jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

Exactly. Just slap a few electric motors on those wheels and maybe an inflatable horse for the lulz and you’re good to go.

Agent641 ,

These electric motors, you are winding the coils yourself from a FOSS design? And the batteries to drive them, we going with voltaic piles, or a lithium refinery?

havokdj ,

Brother is building from source

jabathekek ,
@jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

Yep. Have to travel a bit for the lithium, but it’s worth it to be free from the enshittification of daily life. Mining and smelting the copper myself too.

radioactiveradio ,

Well only until 12 pm

radioactiveradio ,

Well only until 12 pm

Sotuanduso , to funny in General life advice

A housecat can kill a level 1 commoner, you know.

edgemaster72 ,
@edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

But it can’t jump (I don’t remember if that ever got errata’d or is being changed in OneD&D)

psud ,

On a crit it can kill a level 1 wizard

FireTower , to noncredibledefense in Truly weapons of peace
@FireTower@lemmy.world avatar

Maxim’s inspiration:

“I was in Vienna, where I met an American whom I had known in the States,” Maxim told the Times of London. “He said: ‘Hang your chemistry and electricity! If you want to make a pile of money, invent something that will enable these Europeans to cut each other’s throats with greater facility.’ ”

kaffiene , (edited ) to programmer_humor in What it's like to be a developer in 2024

Try being a programmer in the 90s. Just like that but with no entries at all

cjk ,

💯 came here to say that.

GJdan ,

Okay, Yahoo and AskJeeves didn’t have anything useful. Let’s try this Google thing.

barsoap ,

Altavista. Back when keywords still meant something.

JargonWagon , (edited )

I’m guessing it was more like “Let me pull this book off the shelves and wade through that for the answers”

kaffiene ,

Yeah. Can I get a book - usually something official like K&R for C.

WarmApplePieShrek ,

And the book had all the answers.

Test_Tickles ,

The book had half ass answers. Their examples rarely had anything to do with reality.

Hammerheart ,

So not a whole lot has changed. I cringe thinking of all the youtube video that explain OOP like this


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</span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">class </span><span style="color:#0086b3;">Dog</span><span style="color:#323232;">(</span><span style="color:#0086b3;">Animal</span><span style="color:#323232;">):
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Test_Tickles ,

Jesus… You should worn a man before you try to trigger his PTSD.

fibojoly ,

It was called The x86 Assembly Bible and I would not have been able to do much of anything without it.

Blackmist ,

I learnt C on an Amiga. No memory protection at all. Pointer errors would likely need a reboot to recover.

I rebooted a lot.

kaffiene ,

I also learned C on the Amiga. I loved SAS C. I also came across C++ first on the Amiga when it was just a pre processor for C. I really loved that machine but it was the community that was special

JackbyDev , to programmer_humor in What it's like to be a developer in 2024

It pisses me off that Java’s class library documentation is at a totally different URL for every version. You can’t just change 11 to 21 in the URL.

Iron_Lynx , to lemmyshitpost in car insurance

My suggestion would be to:

  • Move to a place where not driving is a viable way of getting about. If you already live there, great!
  • Get a lifetime transit pass and consider getting a bicycle
  • Ditch your car and never look back
BirdyBoogleBop ,

From the amount of accidents they have had. Maybe start with walking and see how that goes first before getting anything with wheels.

menemen ,
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, I was about to suggest an e-bike or e-scooter. But probably better to just walk or take a bus/tram/metro.

KillingTimeItself ,

at least with a bike the likelihood that they get into a fatal accident is incredibly more apparent.

And hopefully they realize it.

NikkiDimes ,

Lifetime transit what now?

driving_crooner ,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

Easy, just move to Luxembourg.

reverendsteveii ,

www.marketwatch.com/…/cost-to-move-out-of-state/

Average cost of moving out of state - $4000-$12000

fortune.com/…/emergency-1000-expense-most-america…

Less than half of Americans can currently incur a $1000 expense right now

ObviouslyNotBanana , to lemmyshitpost in fart car
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Loded diper

niktemadur ,

Bobby Shmurda

criitz , to funny in I'M SUCH A NICE BIRD

Tbh most real birds probably act like the last one.

Liz ,

Ducks don’t even ask. They just rape. Most birds don’t have a penis, but ducks do. It’s for raping.

VinnyDaCat ,

Which is fairly common in the animal kingdom. The reproductive organs of many animals are designed around this, with the females having vaginas mean to prevent it, and the males having penises meant to specifically copulate with those unique vaginas, often times having spines to give their specific offspring better odds or trigger ovulation despite the pain it causes.

Liz ,

The reason human penises have a head on them is to rake out rival sperm. It’s the same reason why a man’s libido crashes hard after he orgasms, so he doesn’t rake out his own sperm.

VinnyDaCat ,

Something tells me that didn’t work out as nature planned considering the amount of dudes who would be immediately grossed out at that prospect.

Liz ,

I mean, selective pressure doesn’t have to be perfect to influence evolution, and factors that directly influence reproductive success have a high potency. You don’t have to know you’re getting sloppy seconds to gain an advantage from having a shovel-dick. If there’s little-to-no disadvantage, dudes with dicks that clean out vaginas will do better than those that don’t.

A close-relative example: gorillas have tiny dicks and relatively weak sperm because there’s very little competition for mating. The silverback gets all the chicks and that’s that. There’s no competition inside the vagina, so they don’t have any tools that would help. Humans don’t have the same kind of iron trap on sexual pairing, so we have some amount of sexual warfare, so to speak.

Somewhat related, but female chimps make sure to hook up with multiple males, so that none of them can be totally sure if the kid is theirs or not. A male looking to mate with a mother who knew the kid wasn’t his is liable to try and kill it, so promiscuity saves lives. When the ladies are looking to hook up with lower-ranking guys, they’re a bit sneaky about it too. Presumably the higher ranking guys wouldn’t be too happy about that.

Anyway, nature be doing stuff.

Kbin_space_program , to funny in Unholy meat obelisk

Meat obelisk.

I too have played warframe.

Weirdly that's not the most bizarre thing in the lore.

chatokun ,

Time is an illusion. And so is death.

original_reader ,

Time is an illusion.

Lunchtime doubly so.

toynbee ,

You must be a hoopy frood.

original_reader ,

I really know where my towel is!

hh93 , to memes in Take that YouTube

Or use adnauseam and fuck up their ad-tracking infrastructure beyond just blocking the ads

programmer_belch ,

A miniscule amount of tomfoolery

Wxnzxn ,
@Wxnzxn@lemmy.ml avatar

I actually had to get rid of adnauseam because YT detected it pretty consistently, ublock origin as of this comment still works fine on YT though.

takeda ,

From what I understand AdNauseum is built on top of uBlockOrigin so you supposed use it instead. The thing is that it isn’t as frequently updated and due to recent YouTube wars this is currently required.

PM_ME_FEET_PICS , to funny in Say pizza to drugs
luthis , to technology in Cheap proton batteries compete with lithium on energy density

“you don’t need lithium or any other exotic metals”

This is really good news.

photonic_sorcerer ,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Lithium isn’t exactly exotic, it’s the third most common element in the universe.

BirdyBoogleBop , (edited )

25th most common on Earth and most of it is in the ocean, which we don’t have a good extraction method for yet.

Edit: how did you come up with Lithium being the 3rd most common in the universe? Oxygen is 3rd and Lithium is 44th most abundant universally.

photonic_sorcerer ,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Huh, I guess I was wrong. Lithium was one of the first elements created in the universe, and it turns out it’s lack of abundance in the current universe is a problem.

dbilitated ,
@dbilitated@aussie.zone avatar

to be fair I thought the same! that’s weird 🤯

Cr4yfish ,
@Cr4yfish@lemmy.world avatar

Wow that’s really interesting.

lolola , to funny in General life advice
@lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

You could take any one of those completely out of context and they’d still be solid.

moistclump ,

I’ve already been living my life on these tenets.

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