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ILikeBoobies , to funny in Careful what you wish for
originalucifer , to funny in Hobbes
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

if theres one comic i wouldnt want this kind of modification to, its this one. watterson is unique in his treatment of this product and i feel it deserves our respect.

Ilovethebomb ,

This isn’t that far from what actually happens in the comic though.

MermaidsGarden , (edited )
@MermaidsGarden@lemmy.world avatar

Just ask Tommy Chesnutt.

mkhopper ,
@mkhopper@lemmy.world avatar

And to think they got away with it.

RamblingPanda ,

Who would stop them after what happened to Tommy Chestnut?

magnetosphere ,
@magnetosphere@fedia.io avatar

I didn’t know who Tommy Chesnutt was, so I looked it up.

Underwaterbob , to lemmyshitpost in car insurance

Never thought I’d take the side of an insurance company.

Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in car insurance
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Maybe you should learn how to fucking drive?

don ,

Pffft, that’s what the insurance is for, so they don’t have to learn.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Makes me wonder how having a personal driver would affect premiums. Does the owner of the vehicle pay it? Does the driver? Do both?

don ,

Huh. I’ve never thought of that, and it’s a really good question. I’m guessing there may be some kind of “I own it, but don’t drive it” group within insurance that deals with it, or maybe be kind of shared responsibility between the two.

Kid_Thunder ,

Depends who owns the car or who has the loan out against the car. If you own the car and hire the driver, you insure the car and put them on the policy as the primary driver.

uis ,

Skill issue! Not everyone has health good enough to drive car safely. Or drive at all.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Then don’t fucking drive. 🤦‍♂️

Nacktmull , to funny in Say pizza to drugs
@Nacktmull@lemmy.world avatar

“Say no to yes” is my new slogan!

rentar42 ,
ediculous , to mildlyinfuriating in New cars are great...

I absolutely cannot stand Subaru’s infotainment system. It’s actually the primary reason I’ll never get another one.

ElderWendigo ,

Looking for a new car and have been looking at Subaru. So I’m genuinely interested in what specific thing bother you about the infotainment system.

qwerty01 ,

Got a 2023 Outback in February. The processing power is nowhere near what it needs to run smoothly. Once the car is started it is best to just not touch any buttons for the first several seconds to let it catch up. It is like dropping back two phone generators and watching it struggle to keep up with a newer OS. The transmission must run off a processor two generations further back because the time difference between my big ape foot stomping on the loud pedal and anything meaningful happening is measured in countable seconds.

shasta ,

My Buick had the same delay with the transmission. It took a lot of getting used to, and was one reason I went with a high performance car afterwards. I’m super happy with her Kia K5 now.

dhork ,

The transmission must run off a processor two generations further back because the time difference between my big ape foot stomping on the loud pedal and anything meaningful happening is measured in countable seconds.

Does your Subaru have a CVT? It’s a belt drive transmission and when I had an (older) Subaru it was one of the first CVT units, and felt a bit laggy when you asked it to do anything with alacrity.

qwerty01 ,

Yep, my first. I was expecting the lag of the CVT and can feel it engage. There is a noticeable lag between the pedal being moved to one spot and the CVT beginning to work. So it is GoFaster = (TransmissioncComputeTime + CVTEngage) when each is about one full second. Two seconds sounds and feels unsafe when coming from a 2004 WRX.

qwerty01 ,

Oh, and if you change your mind and move your foot during the two seconds, the timer resets.

Marcbmann ,

They are notoriously bad. And they don’t get fixed. Got my Subaru and

  1. The radio defaults to SiriusXM every time I turn on the car, even though I do not pay for it and do not want to.
  2. Android Auto and Apple Car Play would cut out regularly
  3. Eventually the entire system would just randomly crash and reboot frequently throughout a trip.
  4. Found out there was a TSB out on the radio for frequent issues, and had to get it warrantied.
  5. Even with the new radio, I have occasional issues with Apple Car Play freezing
  6. I can’t have both an android and iPhone connected at the same time, because I won’t be able to use Android Auto, I’m forced into Car Play

And on the new cars Subaru made the screen narrow and tall. This effectively reduced the amount of screen space for Android Auto/car play in comparison with prior years.

Add to that the entire display is now needed for HVAC, heated seats, etc and do you really want to depend on a glitchy computer that frequently crashes?

Resolved3874 ,
  1. I can’t have both an android and iPhone connected at the same time, because I won’t be able to use Android Auto, I’m forced into Car Play

Just got a new work truck, a Ford, with android auto and car play. This morning was the first time I plugged an iPhone and android in at the same time. I had plugged in the android first and a quick look I wasn’t able to switch to the iPhone without unplugging the android. I never plugged the android back in so idk if it prefers one over the other or just whatever is plugged in first. Could that be the same issue?

Sea_pop ,

My mom’s Highlander does the same thing so I think this is just a thing.

ediculous ,

Others have already responded to you with many of the same complaints I was going to bring up so I’ll just highlight a few things:

  • First off, I have a 2019 Subaru Impreza so not the latest generation
  • There used to be this issue where, upon turning the car on, you couldn’t interact with the infotainment system for a good 10 seconds which includes volume adjustments. Let’s say you had the volume set to 20 (max 35) when you last drove, well it’s going to be blaring as soon as you start up the car again, but you won’t be able to do anything about it for a good 10 seconds. Luckily this issue has gotten better (I believe with a firmware update from the dealership after I complained), but it’s still not fixed completely.
  • Recently I took my car in for work and they needed to keep it overnight, so they let me borrow a brand new 2024 Outback Touring. This was great cause I got to test a brand new car “for free,” and what I learned is that they now put all HVAC stuff (seat warming, climate control, etc.) on this screen that has poor touch sensitivity. It’s obnoxious. Also the system itself is only marginally better than my 5 year old car, which is to say it’s still incredibly clunky and slow. They’ve made improvements, no doubt, but it’s built from the same trash.
archomrade ,

I’m still driving a 2016 Mazda, so sorry if this is a dumb question, but with these new cars are the infotainment systems integral with the car’s functioning?

I’ve always thought of the head units as replaceable but seems like they are more integrated nowadays. Especially with EVs

Restaldt ,

Pretty much yeah since rearview cameras are a legal requirement now

Most vehicles will have these kind of screens

archomrade ,

I’d be curious about what kinds of modifications people have been able to do with these. I imagine most people would want to avoid bricking their $50k car by pulling apart their dashboard and fucking with the internals, but someone somewhere has had to have been unhappy enough with the hardware/software on these things to make an attempt at switching it out, even if in part.

Owning something that expensive and not being able to modify it to the way I like (and cutting out the manufacturer from data harvesting/control over the system) is a personal kind of hell.

ArcaneSlime ,

Ugh I hate rearview cameras. They’re nice for people who can’t turn due to limited mobility but I prefer to be facing the direction I’m going and do the “turn and put hand on the other head rest” move. It would be fine, but some car manufacturers have decided rear sightlines don’t matter at all now “because you have the camera” so they take that option from me and make reversing more dangerous.

dan ,
@dan@upvote.au avatar

I’ve got a 2013 Mazda 3 and it was very easy to replace the radio, but my understanding is that way more stuff goes through it in modern cars, especially if they have touchscreen controls for some things.

luthis , to newcommunities in Low Sodium Starfield

wtf ‘fake’ expectations? They were real expectations! What even is a fake expectation? Like, expectations from an AI???

ddtfrog ,

Stuff like it would have real 100% online multiplayer, or infinite number of highly detailed planets.

OP probably meant unrealistic expectations.

520 ,

... who's even saying that? It's not like No Man's Sky where that stuff actually was promised.

Lmaydev ,

I think that’s exactly OPs point. There are people around who are complaining it doesn’t have features that were never mentioned or promised.

520 ,

that's madness. I can get the performance complaints and anger at Bethesda's attitudes to them, but in terms of features, this isn't NMS, despite the very similar premise.

Lmaydev ,

I think people spend years following the development and hear every rumour and build it up way to much in their heads.

I haven’t got around to playing yet and I’ve avoided as much news as possible.

From what people are saying it sounds like Skyrim in space which is all good to me.

Xathonn ,
@Xathonn@kbin.social avatar

It's definitely been feeling like skyrim in space to me and I love it.

atlasraven31 ,

I used up all of my unrealistic expectations on Star Citizen.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Some of the things I’ve heard and seen said about the game show that way too many people had incredibly unrealistic expectations for a Bethesda game that from the onset was said to be “a classic Bethesda RPG, through and through” by the man himself. If you didn’t expect Skyrim/Fallout with a fresh new aesthetic, you either weren’t paying attention or have been on some really good drugs.

Hopium.

tinsuke , to technology in Cheap proton batteries compete with lithium on energy density
@tinsuke@lemmy.world avatar

Please sir, may I have the sauce?

rowdy_p ,
abbadon420 , to lemmyshitpost in cake for everyone!

July 1st 2024 is gonna be a lot of people’s first lemmy cakeday

Moxvallix OP ,
@Moxvallix@sopuli.xyz avatar

heh yeah

Vuraniute ,
@Vuraniute@lemmy.world avatar

Or June 12th

nave , (edited )
@nave@lemmy.fmhy.ml avatar

I joined on June 12 and I can’t remember why. Can someon help me please

can ,

I’m slightly ahead of the curve.

AstroKevin ,

June 12th is my actual birthday! So that’d be perfect to not remember another birthday.

Resol ,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

I need to make sure I get my cake once 19 July 2024 comes.

Moxvallix OP ,
@Moxvallix@sopuli.xyz avatar

we share a cake day, woo!

Hubi ,

👀

palordrolap , to programmerhumor in AI layoffs

Managers might not like people but they don't want to get rid of them. There's no cheap thrill from micromanaging an AI.

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@discuss.online avatar

100,000% this - money or even utility seems to not be everything, compared to feeling self-importance

MindTraveller ,

Is a CEO a manager?

palordrolap ,

Depends on the size of the company.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

Yes. In big established companies they are managing managers.

In smaller companies, no

Restaldt ,

In bigger company’s C levels manage VPs who manage directors who manage managers

It’s management alll the way down

nova_ad_vitum ,

Plus it’s harder to pass the buck and blame an AI for your screw ups. It would be perceived, as the kids say, as a skills issue.

Steamymoomilk , to funny in Get ready for a month of rainbow capitalism

Companys are gay for profit margins

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Stock value queens.

ZombiFrancis , to noncredibledefense in An international institution doing something based for once

That’s pumping up Hamas a considerable amount. Maybe one of those auto dealer inflatable gorillas, but not King Kong.

CarbonIceDragon ,
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

I mean, in an actual fight, that one movie notwithstanding, King Kong shouldnt exactly be an equivalent to Godzilla, he managed to get himself killed by being shot up by some aircraft mounted guns and falling off a building, while Godzilla can tank a nuke and fire radioactive plasma from his mouth

Vendetta9076 ,
@Vendetta9076@sh.itjust.works avatar

Her mouth*

RadicalEagle ,

Goddesszilla

verity_kindle ,
@verity_kindle@lemmy.world avatar

And lay a ton of self-fertilized eggs, all at the same time. There are only two genders, but she can switch as needed.

uriel238 ,
@uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

My understanding is Hamas was supplied by Iran to start some trouble in Gaza to provoke Israel into a brutal retaliation, since Netanyahu was already known to be itching for an excuse to go all genocide (as confirmed by the IDF using cluster bombs in excess and blockbusters in civilian-occupied urban areas).

Hamas, emboldened with its new materiel, went hard and Netanyahu was gleeful for the opportunity to massacre more Palestinians, even resort to contrived famine to do it.

All while smart phones on the ground recorded the carnage up close and personal, which leaked to the internet for all to see.

So Hamas is not a military giant, but they played their part with aplomb

ZombiFrancis ,

Shit even Iran would have a tough time being King Kong now that I think about it.

Pyro , to programmer_humor in STOP DOING DEPENDENCY INJECTION

Hello inject me with beans please

not again

Klear ,

Yeah, I’d rather get injeancted with beans.

Rai , to programmerhumor in Sometimes you really need that vodka shot when things go wrong in the database

They also give away branded needles so you can give yourself an SQL injection.

wesker , to lemmyshitpost in She...she made a dildough
@wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

… what?

dditty ,

Based off of the meme:

Asian grandma wanted a grandson but got the granddaughter pictured. Apparently the grandmother made a phallus out of bread dough and asked their granddaughter to wear it like a strap-on to imitate a grandson. This caused them trauma and to seek therapy. Their grandma died. Then during therapy their card was rejected for being maxed out, so the therapist brought the grandma and the bread pp back from beyond the grave to undo the therapy she couldn’t pay for.

What part of that wasn’t clear?

Alteon ,

Thanks Peter!

azertyfun ,

My guess is the pp was some kind of traditional “fertility amulet” for granddaughter to have a son of her own.

Which, still weird AF on multiple levels, but also believable gram-gram stuff.

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