edgemaster72

edgemaster72 , 14 hours ago

Caturday

edgemaster72 , 14 hours ago

That’s okay, I know how to help the bees against the honey wolverines

https://frinkiac.com/meme/S07E10/1112644.jpg?b64lines=RE9HUyBXSVRIIEJFRVMgCklOIFRIRUlSIE1PVVRIIApBTkQgV0hFTiBUSEVZIEJBUkssIApUSEVZIFNIT09UIEJFRVMgQVQgWU9V

edgemaster72 , 22 hours ago

I can haz burbun?

edgemaster72 , 2 days ago

Plus to admit that would be to express doubt in the parent corp, and that sounds like a good way to get on their bad side and have them start having doubts about you.

edgemaster72 , 2 days ago

Oh absolutely, but if you’re part of MS then going around saying you’re worried about MS is a good way to create a self fulfilling prophecy where you definitely need to worry about it, where before you might have actually been fine.

edgemaster72 , 6 days ago

Based on the label in the post, it’d be even worse than that, 750g would only be 720 kcal

edgemaster72 , 7 days ago

We’re all Earthicans, no need to divide it up further than that

edgemaster72 , 10 days ago

CPFB (Corporate Financial Protection Bureau)

I choose to believe that this is not a typo but that they will, in fact, create some bureau and give it an initialism that doesn’t match what it stands for

edgemaster72 , 10 days ago

notify the store of your location

Um, my location is gonna be not in that fucking store

edgemaster72 , 11 days ago

But it can’t jump (I don’t remember if that ever got errata’d or is being changed in OneD&D)

edgemaster72 , 13 days ago

Oh, you don’t want to pay for the nonsense we made up? Guess we’ll just ship it back to you in pieces, good luck with that.

edgemaster72 , 14 days ago

At least I can see where they got the idea for this one, some of the other ones that have been posted I’m just like “how the hell did they come to that conclusion?”

edgemaster72 , 16 days ago

https://i.imgflip.com/4kj6iy.jpg

edgemaster72 , 22 days ago

I’m guessing she meant that it’s a larger target so it would be easier to hit vs. trying to stab a smaller person

edgemaster72 , 23 days ago

On and on until…

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edgemaster72 , 23 days ago

Growing up I skipped the PS1/Saturn/N64 generation so I’ve never had nostalgia for that super early low poly 3D era

edgemaster72 , 24 days ago

“I never signed an international treaty to pay for that kid who shares DNA with me. In fact, they owe me for the DNA I provided.”

edgemaster72 , 25 days ago (edited 25 days ago)

Is there a UFO doctor to see, in case the UFOs stay turned on for more than 4 hours?

edgemaster72 , 27 days ago

The website doesn’t have gold fringe on it so I think that’s land jurisdiction, it should be ok

edgemaster72 , 29 days ago

What is this, reverse homeopathy?

edgemaster72 , 29 days ago

monkey’s paw curls

Now you’ve gone too far and your parents aren’t being accepting of you anymore

edgemaster72 , 29 days ago

Reverse applesauce sandwich

edgemaster72 , 29 days ago

Pakal bestowed upon his true believers the most rare and valuable resource of all, the period. Some say that even the most devout go years between blessings, so they must be very judicious in how they use such a wondrous gift.

edgemaster72 , 29 days ago

My time is here

edgemaster72 , 30 days ago

<span style="color:#323232;">10  Activision forms new studio   <-- you are here
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">20  Activision forces studio to include shit in their game that no one wants
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">30  Activision says the game "underperformed" as if they don't know why 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">40  Activision closes studio so they can afford bigger bonuses for their execs
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">50  GOTO 10
</span>

edgemaster72 , 30 days ago

Almost had me til lower case t transportation

/s

edgemaster72 , 1 month ago

“We’re still learning how to best control the narrative”

edgemaster72 , 1 month ago

Harrison Butker 🤝every cat ever

look at this tremendous asshole

edgemaster72 , 1 month ago

become ungovernable untrainable

edgemaster72 , 1 month ago

I’m really curious how they think the dots connect between “name is trademarked” and “make credit score not shit”

edgemaster72 , 1 month ago

Alternate timeline:

PS1 starts.

No start up sound yet, screen says “insert credit card into slot 1”. There’s a credit card reader where the memory card goes. You insert your card.

PS1 goes “cha ching” then lets you play.

edgemaster72 , 1 month ago

What’s that I can’t hear you? I’m q-tipping my ears.

edgemaster72 , 1 month ago

He looks like he’s ready to start working on a manifesto, just gotta let the hair grow out more to match the beard

edgemaster72 , 1 month ago

If you’d like to go (almost) completely ad-free, just add on EA Play Extra Fuck You Tier at $19.99 a month, minimum 24 month contract.

edgemaster72 , 1 month ago

https://morbotron.com/meme/S03E04/1065146.jpg?b64lines=IE15IGFuY2VzdG9ycyBjYW1lIG92ZXIKIGhlcmUgb24gdGhlIHNhbmR3aWNoLgoKCgoKCk5vIG9uZSBjYW4gCm1ha2UgbWUgbGVhdmUuCg==

edgemaster72 , 1 month ago (edited 1 month ago)

“Why would Tango Gameworks shut down like this?”

edgemaster72 , 1 month ago

They aren’t victims, but they wish they were. They’re awful people who want to be openly awful to others to feel better about themselves, and fox “news” lets them indulge their awful impulses and emboldens them to be the awful people they want to be. Then when they get confronted for being awful, they play the victim instead of learning to live and let live.

Obviously this isn’t true of all fox viewers or religious people, but I have been thinking about this lately as our new dynamic. It’s not supposedly about the best way to help people anymore (and what we can/can’t or should/shouldn’t do), it’s now one side that still supposedly wants to help people and one that has given up the pretense entirely and only stands for cruelty.

edgemaster72 , 1 month ago

https://media1.tenor.com/m/trlNLvTPvE0AAAAC/jaysus-miles-o-brien.gif

edgemaster72 , 1 month ago

He better remember to do it at a 45 degree angle or else it won’t work

edgemaster72 , 1 month ago

Super Switch 4064 Ti Super Ti (one is pronounced T-I, the other is “tie”)

edgemaster72 , 1 month ago

We’re still learning what is best for PC players

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/7ab8e40f-3160-4605-939d-9134f41b97c2/scale-to-width/755

We’ll keep you updated on future plans

Behind the scenes coming up with the future plans:

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/87/e6/b7/87e6b7f695dc805d19b1e7bc94e87dd4.png

edgemaster72 , 1 month ago

The spells don’t work anywhere, because they have no idea what they’re talking about.

edgemaster72 , 1 month ago

https://media1.tenor.com/m/trlNLvTPvE0AAAAC/jaysus-miles-o-brien.gif

edgemaster72 , 1 month ago

Not available in cis region? So Helldivers 2 is trans only now?

edgemaster72 , 1 month ago

Sri Lanka and Suriname are pictured though?

edgemaster72 , 1 month ago

“We held elections. You don’t like? Window is over there.”

edgemaster72 , 1 month ago

The bar should be a little higher than “we haven’t bricked anyone’s system (that we know of) (so far)”

edgemaster72 , 1 month ago

When “line go up” mentality gets applied to your workforce. God forbid they keep working to the same standard they always have, must be moar! Always moar!