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you da real mvp

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My gender is null.

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This is what I used awhile ago to delete/edit all my comments multiple times.

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Little did they know, the pie was just a hallucination.

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so I started sexting 568 people all at the same time.

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That’s the not-so-fun sexual innuendo.

Apple crushes creativity and its reputation in new iPad ad (www.theregister.com)

The ad itself depicted a mechanical crusher destroying artifacts of human creativity. A trumpet, guitar, sculpture, piano, drawing board, paints, a metronome, several analog cameras, a turntable, and hi-fi equipment were among the much-loved items yielding to the machine’s unstoppable force.

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First I’ve heard of it and you know, you can just ignore it lol. Yet you took the time to make a comment and… complain about talking about it?

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Elon is just the face and money man.

After announcing increased prices, Spotify to Pay Songwriters About $150 Million Less Next Year (www.billboard.com)

When Bloomberg reported that Spotify would be upping the cost of its premium subscription from $9.99 to $10.99, and including 15 hours of audiobooks per month in the U.S., the change sounded like a win for songwriters and publishers. Higher subscription prices typically equate to a bump in U.S. mechanical royalties — but not...

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…and now here’s… Human Music

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I appreciate your work. Rock and Stone.

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“It’s the same picture.”

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“When I was a kid we were lucky if we only had to wait 9 months to rent a theatrical release. The generation before mine had to hope and pray a favorite of theirs would be re-released or air on one of, like, 7 TV channels. ‘I want it now’ is not a real justification for piracy.”

They would do the same if they weren’t so old and crusty.

*I’m probably around the same age as this bastard. At least I’m not as crusty.

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Nice lol.

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I fully agree.

*continues staring at screen for the next 15 hours

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Maybe, though I wouldn’t be surprised if some social marketing shit-bags already have accounts on various instances.

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Hell yeah. I haven’t been able to play jak x in literally a decade and I was able to start it up today and bask it’s 480p glory. Next is laughing at the first killzone while still enjoying the story and trying out Demon’s Souls for the first time.

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but i want a slide out keybooaaarrddddd :_____________(

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That makes a lot of sense actually. In fact I wouldn’t doubt this to be some scummy social engineering firm.

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stop making it sound so hawt

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I’m already paying a monthly sub! The devs made food and shelter basically mandatory, and then they charged for it! Biggest money grab ever, it’s disgusting.

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Thanks for that link, cool stuff!

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IIRC (please have salt ready) this species used to have the largest population in that part of the world, and their large noses evolved out of a need to filter out all the dust kicked up from their massive herds.

Source is my first year bio teacher I think, but that was a while ago. I’m actually not sure where I got this information. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

*Quite certain now it was one of David Attenborough’s recent episodic series (**Planet Earth I or II).

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Thanks! (╭☞´ิ∀´ิ)╭☞

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Certainly seems like it lol.

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But can they survive temperatures above 40°C with little to no water like is what will probably happen to the majority of habitable land within the next century?

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I’m so excited to finally be able to safely consume the brains of my enemies!

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Well, until legal gets involved.

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Thirsty for uranium?

H

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It’s got what [Nuclear Power] plants crave!

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and then blood.

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Fig. 1 An engineering major had a mental breakdown and fully believed they were in Stardew Valley

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real

All the ways streaming services are aggravating their subscribers this week (arstechnica.com)

Below is a look at the most exasperating news from streaming services from this week. The scale of this article demonstrates how fast and frequently disappointing streaming news arises. Coincidentally, as we wrote this article, another price hike was announced....

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We could go on about how this might force people to reconsider their subscriptions…

That’s one way to put it lol.

Torrenting exposes your public IP. In a country where government doesn't care, does that pose a risk?

I honestly don’t believe I will have any legal trouble because I don’t do anything like cp or worse, I just pirate media I like, not even porn. But across users of communities, or on public trackers, is IP exposure something to be concerned about?

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I’m in the same boat. There have been numerous copyright lawsuits that have been thrown out by the courts in my country; however, I pirate because I’m poor AF so I can’t afford a VPN anyway.

inb4 someone recommends a cheap VPN: No.

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meta memes, so hawt rn

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I remember that one guy that was wearing a metallic speedo (or something like) and popped a viagra before being scanned. Not sure about the speedo, but I do know he was… flexing.

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Marcellus Wallace does not get his hands dirty.

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I think it’s referencing regulatory pathways. [m]essenger RNA is regulated by [mi]cro RNA which is regulated by [circ]ular RNA which is indirectly(?) regulated by [s]mall [n]uclear RNA.

Here’s a site that has helped me in the past, but I don’t know if it’s accurate or not, because I barely (not really) know what the heck I’m talking about.

Also some wiki links:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Messenger_RNA

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MicroRNA

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circular_RNA

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Small_nuclear_RNA

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Haha seems the poor bastard is in this thread.

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Definitely the guy posting dumb shit lol.

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we need dem quantum tunnelling servers frfr

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What doesn’t kill you, increases your chances of reproduction.

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We all dream of thicc local bananas.

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UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE

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invidious.drgns.space/watch?v=yU_9GN2ZsQg

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For me it’s a simple makeup effect to show unmitigated sleep loss from the intrusive voices.

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I keep thinking that too but I highly doubt greedy hollywood execs will attempt anything like that…

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