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scrubbles , (edited ) to programmer_humor in Sysadmin comes out of the goon cave. And he is not happy in the slightest.
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

Oh man if you don’t recognize xkcd… You’re in for a treat reading through them all

SatouKazuma ,

xkcd are a godsend

ShitOnABrick OP ,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Never heard of erm till now been reading through some his comics

scrubbles ,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

Literally relevant XKCD!

https://poptalk.scrubbles.tech/pictrs/image/bd05d783-17b1-4a28-9618-7460a107ae73.png

Enjoy, friend, it’s one of the longest running and best webcomics. xkcd.com (His books are great too)

neo , to memes in She's a lovely woman

The other guy never stood a chance! That’s the power of the F.O.R.K.L.I.F.T. system:

Forklift
Observe
Rule the situation
Knockout your competition
Lift her into your arms
Initiate eye contact
Fuck
Target your next cargo

some_guy , to insanepeoplefacebook in Jimmy Corsetti gets *more* unhinged.

Or, the end of the mini-ice-age resulted in flooding that equated to a rise of something like 20 stories (as in building levels) of water in lower regions including the Fertile Crescent. It would make sense that the first (known) civilizations would have great flood myths because their lands were wiped out during their lifetimes. Did the entire world flood? From their perspective yes. From that of geologists, no.

Edit: Oh, and I want to cancel all religions. Christianity isn’t special.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

The sea level rise at the end of the Younger Dryas would have been virtually imperceptible to the people living through it.

Flood myths are because people generally settle near large bodies of water and large bodies of water can flood, sometimes catastrophically.

some_guy ,

The Fall of Civilizations podcast indicated that there was a period of rapid rise in sea levels around Mesopotamia, but if you have reason to disagree with the host I’ll defer. I don’t know their background beyond being a good storyteller.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

As you can see here, the rise sounds dramatic, but year-over-year, it would not be very noticeable-

en.wikipedia.org/…/Early_Holocene_sea_level_rise

kbin_space_program ,

As I understood that one, it was localized to the Black Sea or Mediterranean and based on blockages to their connecting channels to larger bodies of water. But last I heard of that was a long time ago.

some_guy ,

I wanted to say Black Sea but wasn’t confident enough that I’d remembered correctly.

kbin_space_program ,

Okay yeah.
For everyone else, what we're talking about is a theory that the Black Sea has a few points in history where the regions monumental earthquakes caused landslides that blocked(and maybe later cleared, or it cleared naturally) the Bosporus. When it was blocked, the sea swelled and flooded.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

However, the Black Sea deluge hypothesis, which is far from a consensus view, would have happened a couple of thousand years before civilization began in Mesopotamia.

en.wikipedia.org/…/Black_Sea_deluge_hypothesis

The believers in “this created the Ark story” will tell you that it was 2000 years of oral history. Occam’s razor tells me that a civilization built between two rivers tends to experience flooding.

wanderer ,

In geology, rapid is still a very long time, even up to a few million years.

water , (edited )

That podcast episode (which is great) said the rise was about a 2.5cm per year (or 0.3m/day horizontally). Not that rapid.

Minutes 23-30 https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/8-the-sumerians-fall-of-the-first-cities/id1449884495?i=1000454904678

TexasDrunk ,

I choose to believe it caused twenty stories about water, not 20 stories of raised water.

Know_not_Scotty_does , to lemmyshitpost in Just a reminder

Gross, Arrowhead water. Don’t support Nestlé.

Fades ,

Bottled (plastic) water in general is gross, direct bottle-to-water microplastics

JizzmasterD ,

And it’s usually the saddest use of resources where there’s potable water in taps 🥲

NorthWestWind ,
@NorthWestWind@lemmy.world avatar

Unfortunately they want to make the water not free

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Especially Nestlé yes

rambling_lunatic ,

Tap water in my country is undrinkable :(

Fades ,

Life ain’t fair :(

rambling_lunatic ,

Could be worse. The neighboring country doesn’t have a proper electric grid in most places.

wander1236 ,
@wander1236@sh.itjust.works avatar

What isn’t owned by Nestle anymore?

Daxtron2 ,

rain but only if you license it from nestle

ThrowawaySobriquet , to lemmyshitpost in fruit

No coconut? Coward

kewwwi OP ,

hes not fucking nuts

Purple_drink ,

Beautiful

EfreetSK ,
@EfreetSK@lemmy.world avatar

That’s how you get maggots

jol ,

Oh no vietnam flashbacks

Mr_Wobble , to mildlyinteresting in Turnip legs.

In the year 2024, with AI and Photoshop so prevalent, and without any supporting info even suggesting legitimacy, this isn’t even mildly interesting.

Tolookah ,

Looking it up, it turns out it’s an actual turnip, carved to look like this.

keeplaughingforever.com/…/turnips-grown-into-legs…

Mr_Wobble ,

I stand corrected! Thank you for looking up and finding that interesting context.

BleatingZombie ,

That’s what I was hoping! That’s genuinely impressive

kaklerbitmap ,
@kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world avatar

Not trying to downplay how cool the piece is, but the artists website says it’s acrylic urethane with real Daikon leaves:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e8acad3d-dd3b-4663-9bed-1703fcba8a1a.jpeg

Tolookah ,

Well now I’m sad. Thanks for looking deeper than me!

kaklerbitmap ,
@kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world avatar

It’s still a really cool piece of art! Their other works are really fascinating and well-executed too - I especially like the kiwi with the hairy butthole and the… uh… scrotumfruit?

Carighan , to mildlyinfuriating in A fresh install of Signal takes up 410MB, blowing both Firefox and Chromium out of the water
@Carighan@lemmy.world avatar

Signal’s desktop app is as horrendously unusably bad as the project as a whole is good, tbh.

It’s no wonder people prefer stuff like Telegram. It has native apps and all. Or can be used in a browser. Meanwhile Signal is only used in a browser, but you have to download it and it fucks up font scaling and it shits the bed on font antialiasing and it can’t even get UI design consistent with the OS it’s running on and it won’t even use the OS emoji font.

Let’s not even mention how you still cannot use Signal on a tablet.

prole ,

Yeah, I was going to say that I’ve used Signal on my Linux laptop and it’s janky af

tempest ,

Care to elaborate?

I use the app from the AUR and I don’t think I’ve had a single problem in 3 years.

prole ,

I’ve recently had an issue where it wasn’t let me paste anything that I had copied from outside the app

amelia ,

And anytime you clicked on a link or image in the chat, you’ll have to click into the message field again (or press Ctrl+t) to be able to type a reply. I don’t understand how this absolutely infuriating thing hasn’t been fixed in years. Is nobody bothered by this? I want to be able to alt+tab into signal and just start typing ffs.

lengau ,

The best version of the Signal app was back when it was available as an actual web app.

PrettyFlyForAFatGuy ,

Signal’s desktop app is as horrendously unusably bad

I think this is a bit dramatic. I’ve been using it for years, no problems.

vox ,
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

telegram has an “advantage” of not having e2e encryption by default, which makes stuff like sync much easier as chats are fully stored on the server (encrypted with your user password).

and if you enable encryption (aka start a secret chat), the chat will only exist on the device you started it on and stop getting synced

KillingTimeItself ,

it won’t even use the OS emoji font.

im still amused by the fact that discord mobile uses two yes, you read that correctly, TWO emojis sets, it uses one in app, and the selector, and then uses another for the text input line, because.

TheMinions , to lemmyshitpost in "Gluten Free" has officially gone too far.

I’m not sure why there is an issue here? My son has a gluten allergy and breaks out when he plays with play dough that isn’t gluten free.

Niche product, sure. But definitely a market.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Okay, the play-dough maybe… but the sand? Would you ever buy your child sand and worry about the gluten content?

TheMinions ,

Same concept. Kinetic sand not having gluten in it is initially why we swapped to it.

Truthfully having a big Gluten Free label on it just makes it easier for parents to know kids with gluten allergies can play with it.

But it wasn’t something that was obvious to us without researching it specifically.

I mean it’s like buying a hairless cat if you’re allergic to them. Like I still want to play with a cat, I just need one that doesn’t cause issues for me due to dander.

¯_(ツ)_/¯

MissJinx ,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

wait is gluten alergy on the skin too? I thought the person had to eat it

volvoxvsmarla ,

Bro you are talking about play dough age kids here. Even if they don’t stick the dough in their mouth they most certainly won’t anally wash their hands after every time they play with play dough in a very defined area of the house.

Addition1291 ,

Gluten intolerant person here. It’s like any other allergies where it runs the gambit. Most of us only have digestive issues if we eat it. Very rarely however, people will have the thing where they will just fucking explode into hives if someone breaks out a piece of bread in the same room as them. Just like peanut kid in elementary school.

MissJinx ,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

I’m sorry for my Ignorance I have milk alergy (more severe than simple “intolerance”) and that will happened to me too. For some reason I never though gluten alergies worked that way. but now I know and will take extra care

sxan , (edited )
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

This is why you don’t get nuts when traveling on an airplane carrying a passenger with a nut allergy. Allergic responses vary wildly. You might have a mild allergy that gives you a rash if you eat too much of something. Or, you might go into anaphylactic shock if you breath air that’s had nuts in it.

My wife has an autoimmune disease that’s triggered by foods. Some foods more than others, and there’s some tolerance to each. She shouldn’t eat capsicum, but she loves spicy food, and she can eat some, but it she eats it too often, she gets a response flare. OTOH, she can’t have any amount of dairy: the response is rapid, and severe, and she has to take steroids to get it under control. Luckily, she’s not sensitive to anything (that we’ve found, anyway) that triggers a response from the molecules in the air.

Oh, there are two things you may have forgotten: first, when you smell something, you’re literally tasting molecules of that thing; second, your skin is your body’s largest organ, and you can absolutely ingest stuff through your skin. That’s how Novichok, and other nerve agents, work.

MissJinx ,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah that was 100% a stupid question, but one of those things I never thought about before

sxan ,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Oh, hey @MissJinx; I haven’t seen you in a while.

I don’t think it was a stupid question; frankly, it’s not something I find intuitive. I have to stop and think about it. Also, living with someone with allergies makes you more aware of them, since your brain tends to purge knowledge you don’t use. I’d think it’s a curse - especially since my memory is shit to begin with - except that I know a couple of people with eidetic memories, and that can present its own problems.

I know one guy with an eiditic memory who has a problem with information that he learns wrong the first time. He has to build a sort of linked-list model in his brain for corrections, and then do a sort of very slow O(n) crawl of the list to end up with the right result. So say he’s introduced to you and they say your name is Becky; that gets stored in his memory. Then you correct them and say your name is “Susanne”, so he makes a “correction” link. But because someone coughed when you said it, he heard “Susan”, and that was w what got stored; so he has to make a second correction. From then on, whenever he runs into you he has to go through this “Becky” -> “Susan” -> “Susanne” process, and he says it’s real slow and can take a couple of seconds, and longer if there are more corrections. That seems a poor trade-off to me for being able to glance at a page and then repeat it back verbatim by reading the picture in his memory.

MissJinx ,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

yes. Celiac disease is usually the one thing we hear people talk about when they can’t eat gluten, so I never thought about alergies with shock response

sxan ,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

I admit, I made that assumption when I read “gluten”, too.

Thing is, back in oelden days, people with these sorts of allergies wouldn’t survive long enough to procreate. We’re breeding a species of increasingly fragile people - but that’s what is best about us, IMO: we take care of our weak. With any luck, gene editing will get to the point that it doesn’t matter what genetic defect you were born with; we’ll just tailor a cure, and everyone will have a chance.

It surprises me there’s a non-cyliac gluten allergy; gluten is what allowed us to create agricultural societies - I thought that’d been bred out long ago.

“Bred.” Ah-ha. Ah-ha.

tiefling ,

I mean it’s like buying a hairless cat if you’re allergic to them. Like I still want to play with a cat, I just need one that doesn’t cause issues for me due to dander.

Common misconception. Cat allergies are triggered by proteins in their bodily fluids, particularly their pee and their saliva. Cats do lick themselves a lot, and dander also contributes to it, but hairless cats are not hypoallergenic

Sincerely, a pet lover with cat allergies :(

simplejack ,
@simplejack@lemmy.world avatar

It’s not normal sand, it’s kinetic sand. There is more in that container than just sand. Most notably silicone oil, dyes, etc.

People don’t know what other ingredients are in there, and it sits on the shelf right next to other smushy things that can cause certain kids to have an allergic reaction.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

The other ingredient is corn starch.

Cornpop , to mildlyinfuriating in The current state of auto insurance: shit that belongs on a shady Kickstarter from 2013

I would throw that app on a burner phone and leave it plugged in 24-7 in a desk.

Telodzrum ,

Hide it on a bus

isVeryLoud ,

Lmao you’re giving me ideas

csm10495 ,
@csm10495@sh.itjust.works avatar

Kind of sounds like a landline

Cornpop ,

You must have one crazy landline if it lets you install apps on it.

hayes_ ,

Isn’t everyone’s phone also their refrigerator?

CoggyMcFee ,

I got rid of mine because I kept mixing up the receiver and the ice dispenser

ExperiencedWinter ,

Reality is stranger than fiction www.communityphone.org/…/smart-landline-phone

Cornpop ,

Ha those are indeed some crazy landlines! That’s really funny.

ch00f OP ,

I think these companies enforce compliance by hiding behind the fact that insurance fraud is a felony most places.

isVeryLoud ,

They’d have to prove malice first

ch00f OP ,

Well most of the suggestions in this thread constitute malice.

I think it’d be pretty easy to argue that something is fishy when the phone that’s supposed to be tracking your driving wasn’t with you on the date of your accident and hasn’t moved since you started your policy.

ikidd ,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

I’m waiting for an app that feeds their app fake data on that burner phone.

exanime ,

These apps are so bad they have recorded people “hard braking” when they are home watching TV (just check the Play store for any of them and read the reviews)… there is no way this isn’t ripe for abuse

Nommer ,

Wouldn’t be surprised at all if they just randomly select a few customers every once in a while to raise their premiums.

Presi300 , to mildlyinfuriating in For free for 11.99$
@Presi300@lemmy.world avatar
sonovebitch OP ,
scottywh ,

Brain borked blocked

gila ,

Doesn’t work on Twitch for me (using Firefox). I’ve had some success using ‘Purple Adblock’, but it works by connecting to a public proxy in an ad-free country for the duration of the ad - so it has issues during peak and can get you stuck in a loop

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I’ve never seen an ad on Twitch (I use UBO on FF) and now I am wondering if the ONE PERSON I watch on there just doesn’t have ads…

Edgarallenpwn ,
@Edgarallenpwn@midwest.social avatar

It’s been awhile since I’ve been on twitch, but I remember the ad would be blocked, but the player would just display “The broadcaster is currently running an ad” or something like that. Didn’t see any ads though so it technically worked

Jeffool ,

It’s never worked for me either, but I don’t find them too intrusive in most streams.

That said if I’m watching a Warzone tournament I usually just pop out the mini player in Firefox’s PIP and listen to that. They get their money and I get to keep watching.

Kvan ,

There’s a script(or I think technically rule) you have to paste in and it works, on phone so dont have it on me rn

gila ,

Thanks! Got the script from the TwitchAdSolutions GitHub and it seems to work well

Rusty ,

There is a FOSS ad-free twitch client for Android github.com/twireapp/Twire

Landless2029 ,

I need one that works on android tv…

Just tried twire and it requires touch nav

ayaya ,
@ayaya@lemdro.id avatar

You are looking for S0und

Landless2029 ,

The rights access bothered me a bit but I realized I don’t care.

Works fantastic thanks.

moody ,

That doesn’t work on Twitch for most people, unfortunately.

TTV LOL PRO however is an open source extension for Chrome and Firefox that does work.

AbackDeckWARLORD ,

It doesn’t work out of the box but will work if you use scripts with it.

github.com/pixeltris/TwitchAdSolutions

I use that (follow the ublock steps) and have not seen an ad in a while.

Lettuceeatlettuce , to linuxmemes in I somehow broke my Debian bookworm install…
@Lettuceeatlettuce@lemmy.ml avatar

Use Timeshift, use Timeshift, use Timeshift.

SzethFriendOfNimi , (edited )

Ok. I’ve downloaded, tar and gunzipped the files for it.

Then did a make build and then make install. Now my system won’t start. What do I do?

caseyweederman ,

What
In the off chance that this isn’t a joke, does your distro really not have timeshift binaries?

SzethFriendOfNimi ,

It’s a joke

Sabata11792 ,

I have saved 3 reinstall or 1 week of troubleshooting in only 3 “fuck around and find out” incidents.

powermaker450 ,
@powermaker450@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

saved me when I deleted the wrong partition.

Lettuceeatlettuce ,
@Lettuceeatlettuce@lemmy.ml avatar

Same, it’s saved my butt so many times. Once in the middle of a tech conference, I was messing around in the terminal with my networking and borked something really bad.

I spent 5 minutes trying to get my networking back but couldn’t figure out what I had screwed up and ended up breaking it more.

I just went into Timeshift and restored to the beginning of that day and in a few minutes I was back up like nothing had happened.

rovingnothing29 ,
@rovingnothing29@lemmy.world avatar

I guess I’m the only one timeshift always fails for.

pineapplelover , to linuxmemes in the fear of missing out a better compression

Where .7z at

TaintPuncher ,

.7z gang, represent

BaroqueInMind ,

Small dick package kings/queens rise up.

nexussapphire ,

When I was on windows I just used 7zip for everything. Multi core decompress is so much better than Microsoft’s slow single core nonsense from the 90s.

youRFate ,

On windows.

user224 ,

7z is available for Linux as well (CLI only)

It is open-source too.

youRFate ,

I know, but I’d say ppl on Linux tend to not use it.

Lucidlethargy ,

Yeah, 7z is the clear winner.

sparkle ,

It’s much slower to decompress than DEFLATE ZIP though

lemmy_get_my_coat , to funny in Like the cover of a romance novel

Grover is not the cookie monster

Imgonnatrythis ,

Yeah, that gaff is disturbing to me. This is basic knowledge

Volkditty ,

I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder.

RattlerSix , to linuxmemes in Switched to linux before it became mainstream

I switched in the late 90s to attract women. I still think it’s going to work someday.

LSlowmotion ,

Any time now surely

PlasticExistence ,

If you’re also a woman, this may work!

lightnegative ,

Well, theres been a push to get more women into Tech so that works in your favour.

Your job is now to lure them away from the Microsoft bros

jollyrogue ,

That’s not a bad strategy. Just gotta add some leftist politics to the mix.

cerement ,
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milicent_bystandr ,

“Come back to my house! There’s no windows! No wait- not like that- don’t go!”

anarchrist , to greentext in modern gamer

Yo dawg, I heard you like skinner boxes…

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