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Hotzilla , to lemmyshitpost in Mind blown!

No no, you are wrong, people born in 2000’s are not yet adults, they are just teenagers. Lalalala … I can’t hear you … lalalala

Allero ,

I was born in 2000. And I’m coming for ya.

Seriously though, I’m already an MSc and living my own life for a while

0ops ,

I was born in 24. My back.

FlatFootFox OP , to foodporn in Brisket "Steak & Eggs" Burritos
@FlatFootFox@lemmy.world avatar

I wanted to make something a little indulgent this weekend. These burritos are stuffed with chopped brisket, home fries with poblano and onions, scrambled eggs, and topped with homemade white queso, guac, and roja salsa. It was a fun mashup up diner vibes and Tex-Mex smokiness.

Finkler ,

Now i am hungry. Does look good hope it tasted atleast half as good as it looks. Right time to go fine some tortilla’s me thinks…

NoneYa ,

I thought this was a restaurant! That looks so well prepared and delicious.

pimeys ,

Damn. Take the upvote.

narc0tic_bird , to cat in My chonky cat Link

Link never skips leg day.

BlueLineBae , to insanepeoplefacebook in Tornado conspiracy
@BlueLineBae@midwest.social avatar

Oh hey, I’ve never seen Mokena on the Internet before. Weird.

glimse , (edited )

Local 957 597 is there. This completes my list of everything I know about Mokena

Duranie ,

*597?

I lived on 187th for 7 years, just moved to Wheaton a couple months ago. NOW Mokena shows up somewhere?!? Lol

Where I’m at in Wheaton still doesn’t have power, and from what I hear with all the damage some places aren’t expected to till Friday.

glimse ,

…yes. I hope my friend doesn’t see this because he will kill me (not really) for getting his union wrong lol

I blame the liberal media for the power outage!! They faked the tornados and cut the power to cover it up!!!

Duranie ,

These woke windmills are out of control! We didn’t have storms like this when I was a kid before they started building those damned windmills!!!

(Just threw up in my mouth a little)

glimse ,

Windmills are just big liberals fans!

HomerianSymphony , to cat in Hungy

cat

Diplomjodler3 , to funny in Prick

The florensis was a dead end and is definitely not to blame. Also, be nice to the Hobbits!

lars ,

My great-grandparents probably killed her great-grandchildren. Homo are metal is as all fuck.

some_guy ,

I bet you’d enjoy learning about Homo Naledi (if you haven’t already). This talk was really interesting.

Lost_My_Mind , to lemmyshitpost in Lemmy users be like

I don’t even remember a fish in that story…was it like a blink and you’ll miss it sort of thing?

TropicalDingdong ,

Geppetto’s workshop scene iirc?

mikyopii , to insanepeoplefacebook in The military loves fake plates sovcit.
@mikyopii@programming.dev avatar

I’ve been turned away from a base for not having a sticker on my windshield that was apparently mandated by the local government for all vehicles.

This depends on the base commander but most of them do care very much about this sort of thing.

Cethin ,

They will absolutely care about your plates. They usually check for valid registration and stuff here too, and anything else. You don’t really get on a military base without being identified.

Aggravationstation , to aww in Aloha

Super effective security guard. He pops up and hits the silent alarm and the criminals are stuck there til the cops arrive.

Buffalox , to lemmyshitpost in Mind blown!

I just saw a picture of Hitler, that said he died in 45, but 45 is in the future!

Death_Equity , to funny in But why?

When you use the data collected on you by your smart phone to create realistic expectations.

Speculater ,
@Speculater@lemmy.world avatar

I wish businesses actually honored their closing times… At least twice in the past year I’ve gone to a place ten minutes before closing and they’re closed.

MadBob ,

If they’re food places, that’s either because the food takes longer than ten minutes, or because it’d been slow and they’d started packing up, or they were lying because they wanted to go home on time. Almost nothing more annoying than someone coming right at the end of your shift to order food.

Danquebec , (edited )

Stores should pay employees 30 minutes after closing time, or whatever is a realistic time it may take to serve the last client and close everything.

30p87 ,

We do that. But at some point, it has to stop. We can’t just say “one last client” when new ones come in right after the previous leaves, and you don’t want to be unfair. And cleaning takes HOURS. Even in a small fast food restaurant. You need to strategically close things down, preferably things we’re out of anyway.

MadBob ,

They do!

Speculater ,
@Speculater@lemmy.world avatar

One was a used video game shop, the other a bike shop. I try not to get food near closing unless it’s fast food.

MadBob ,

Well, good lad!

Bertuccio ,

For the reverse, I used to live near a pizza shop that would frequently stay open several hours past their official closing time and it sure was a treat to walk by half drunk at 2 am to get a slice.

minibyte ,

The 10 minutes before close guy is 100% why they close 15 minutes early. It’s either that or the 10 minutes before close guy holds up the whole staff – ain’t no straw boss trying to stay late.

Speculater ,
@Speculater@lemmy.world avatar

But if you close at 5pm and I get off at 4:30pm and race there only to be shut out… It’s kind of a bummer.

Magnetic_dud ,

it’s because people arrive 1 minute before closing time asking for a task that takes 15 minutes and the employees are rightfully fed with that, because the owner won’t pay the extra time

Speculater ,
@Speculater@lemmy.world avatar

I just wanted to buy Breath of Fire for my DS after getting off work on Friday…

ByteOnBikes ,

sounds like if they have a history of closing earlier, go earlier? Or order online? Or call them ahead of time to verify they’ll be there?

ByteOnBikes ,

If it’s a restaurant, accept that it’s run by humans.

There’s so many Karen videos raging at some minimum wage teenager who is closing up the kitchen earlier because it’s been dead for an hour and the workers needs sleep.

psmgx , to lemmyshitpost in Whatever you do, don't translate 'with' in Latin.

On classical Latin it would be pronounced ‘koom’

Tangent5280 ,

thank you

Akasazh ,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

Works well if combined with the Swedish for ‘the end’

lysozyme , to memes in Scary

Isn’t that technically that you’re afraid of the dark?

LaserTurboShark69 ,

I think it’s all but sharks but maybe also sharks

scrubbles ,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

I was gonna say… It’s literally already on there. And you’re not afraid of running back you’re just…

Eh…

DoYouNot ,

Somehow both the most and least scary thing on the list…

taxet_ ,

I guess sort of, but I think of it as being afraid of the darkness itself, or the things that might (or might not be) out there when it gets dark. Like they’re totally connected but still two separate fears, you know?

Lost_My_Mind , to cat in My chonky cat Link

“…wha? Huh? Why are you disturbing my slumber, food ape?”

Thorry84 , to insanepeoplefacebook in Tornado conspiracy

This is just normal people being dumb, for a lot of people they can’t look beyond their own experience and think of the bigger picture.

I’ve had someone tell me storm warnings were dumb and should be abolished because they rode their bike to work during a storm warning. It’s just a bit of rain and wind they said, it’s just fear mongering, people can use their own judgement. About 20kms from where they live someone was killed due to the storm.

zarkanian ,
@zarkanian@sh.itjust.works avatar

“You don’t need to look both ways when crossing the street! I’ve never done it, and I’ve never been hit!”

FlyingSquid ,
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I don’t know, I’d say the COVID booster part elevates it from normal stupid to crazy.

rtxn ,

It takes an extraordinary false sense of intellectual superiority to willingly ignore a known lethal danger just to spite the feds. That’s not normal, and it goes way beyond stupid.

“I’ve never been mauled to death by a bear, all these warnings are just fearmongering!”

LaserTurboShark69 ,

I had a coworker argue that the government shouldn’t be able to issue emergency alerts to cell phones because it induces panic

agressivelyPassive ,

And the same people will argue that the person being killed is 100% at fault because there was a warning after all!

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