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nieceandtows ,

What a loser

neo ,

The other guy never stood a chance! That’s the power of the F.O.R.K.L.I.F.T. system:

Forklift
Observe
Rule the situation
Knockout your competition
Lift her into your arms
Initiate eye contact
Fuck
Target your next cargo

Transporter_Room_3 ,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

What if I can operate several different types of forklifts, reach trucks, skid steers, and an excavator, but I’m not “certified”?

ThrowawaySobriquet ,

Then, unless you’re the owner, you’re getting underpaid

Transporter_Room_3 ,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

Lol ain’t that the truth.

But I also don’t do any of that for a job, so I doubt my boss will agree!

Bakkoda ,

You’re hired!

Viking_Hippie ,

In my defense, Pallet Jack is a notoriously unruly guy…

Klear ,

He is unruly and therefore cannot be ruled. To steer him would be to court death.

bobs_monkey ,

Unless he’s Klaus

KreekyBonez ,

Klaus will still nail someone’s wife… but it’ll probably be when he forgets to put his forks up to secure a pallet of actual nails

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