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Tolookah ,

The sentient soda now drinks human blood from a straw.

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Some meetings dip into negative productivity.

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This is solid not the onion article. I’m pleased.

Edit: I thought it said Soros, not Santos, one was way crazier than the other.

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I wish karma was real.

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I am not sure I like TOS because hair (pike)

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Because in Apple’s mine, what equality is bringing down all salaries to the lowest common denominator, not bringing up salaries. They want to pay the bare minimum, and want to do it while complaining that it’s too much

Tolookah ,

Looks delicious, homemade? If so, recipe? I’ve made okay bbq pork, but I want better

Tolookah ,

Looking it up, it turns out it’s an actual turnip, carved to look like this.

keeplaughingforever.com/…/turnips-grown-into-legs…

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Well now I’m sad. Thanks for looking deeper than me!

Tolookah ,

“Usually he gives up after 12”

Tolookah ,

How much to get into the gold poop futures market?

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Ah, “the numbers go down if you stop testing” approach.

That sucks for the kids

Tolookah ,

I tend to lightly oil the tortilla, and sprinkle on a little kosher salt, it gets a nice crisp crust.

Tolookah ,

From my immediate environment? I sit on the toilet, the toilet does not sit on me.

Is everything the worst?

I’m 43, almost 44, years old and went through a bought of alcoholism during the early part of the pandemic. I went through treatment and have been fine since. However, I can’t help but feel that all the news in the last few months is just the worst. Between the AI bullshit, the wars, the effects of capitalism, and the...

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It doesn’t help that news corps have found that we generally respond to the negative news much more than we do positive news.

Tolookah ,

Walking around the factory, Spinning signs that say “we’re going to take your jobs if you unionize”

Tolookah ,

Next step: the bowling ball drops from the bathtub, launching the man who then dives into the barrel, releasing the laundry basket meant to catch the mouse.

Tolookah ,

I see that unmovable file at the tail

Tolookah ,

I cook for the family. It’s not the cooking that’s creativity for me, most of the time, it’s the menu planning that is the hardest to think through.

Tolookah ,

From what I’ve read, and I’m happy to be corrected, what Trump tried to dictate through executive orders (that would get thrown out in courts), Biden lead Congress to actually write laws about.

Tolookah ,

If you really want things locked, lock it to Congressional salaries.

Tolookah ,

Needs a sinusoidal wave added to it all.

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30 5-year olds is a lot of 5 year olds

Tolookah ,

What motorcycle manual is this? Lol.

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I never learned this in my studies, I’m sad this motorcycle manual wasn’t required reading. I should probably just burn my degree.

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What about ewoks? Jawa?

Tolookah ,

Hedge fund manager: hold my beer.

Tolookah ,

Next month: pink eye awareness month!

Edit: Court ordered pink eye awareness month

Tolookah ,

So… Audio recordings are editable, but digital text documents are not? Interesting.

Tolookah ,

Uh … hold on, gotta move a gnome. Maybe more flamingos, or a bbq pit

Tolookah ,

Don’t buy USB flash or SD cards for long term storage, they aren’t made for longevity as much as typical internal storage. That’s all I got.

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10-20 years older than my current age. The number keeps moving as I get older.

As a kid: grown ups are lame.
College age: I never wanna be middle aged.
In the workforce: I can’t wait to retire and do nothing. Etc

Tolookah ,

I would at least consider going to a cashier and saying “I love this, it is mine.” Maybe making that joke to anyone I’m with.

Realistically though, I would not follow through and not do anything.

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Send him a fucking coupon

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What if they are Hispanic and are saying they are a boy? (Part Hispanic? That’s how language works, right?)

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… And someone shat all over the place in there!

Tolookah ,

Ignoring the rest, those nails are extensive.

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“I only murdered for a minute, tops!”

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I’m on team Foot pedals.

Tolookah ,

If you long press the suggestion, you can remove it from history. (Android, chrome)

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It’s a good thing I used gpt to write up a resume. I’ve got 10 years in I’m sorry, but as an AI language model, I cannot have a conversation with individuals who have committed criminal offenses. And 5 years working with patients who I’m sorry, as a large language model I can’t be liable for giving you false or misleading medical information.

Tolookah ,

I would have gone with “40, my intelligence has always been artificial”

Side of bed debate - Which side is left?

Which side of the bed is the left side? Is the answer based on the perspective of laying in the bed (person’s head at the head end)? Is the answer based on viewing it from the foot of the bed, looking at the head of the bed? Is there an “anatomical position” or special terminology like in boating for this?...

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Driver’s side and passengers side?

Stage left and stage right? (Depends on where your curtains are).

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Fuck it, topside, underside.

Tolookah ,

Your ratios are way off, consider going by volume instead.

Also: so you have the imported fancy sea salt?

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Damn, maybe we can be replaced…

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Consider taking alternate Mondays and Fridays, same 4 day week, but a 4 day weekend every other week.

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What if:

Paramount decided to add a few seasons to TOS with the new actors? Not quite a reboot?

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