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TacticsConsort , to lemmyshitpost in Most important map
@TacticsConsort@yiffit.net avatar

Oh, this is handy, I specifically avoid these guys.

Not for ethical reasons or anything, just I had these weird frozen meatballs from them when I was like 7 and nearly vomited myself to death in a holiday caravan’s bedroom before collapsing unable to move for an hour, conscious the entire time and simply unable to make my body respond. 1/10, not reccommended.

BilboTBaggin ,

Wait, they make meatballs? I thought it was just ice cream

mumblerfish ,

I guess they mean unilever? That is the company that owns that brand at least, iirc.

PoopBuffet ,

Just looked it up because I too was unsure of this. There is a Wall’s meats, but they are no longer related. Unilever owns Wall’s ice cream but they sold off Wall’s meats in 1994. The logos are different and the meats one only operates in the UK. So this map is useless for avoiding dodgy meatballs.

BilboTBaggin ,

Bless you for doing the leg work <3

Mr_Dr_Oink ,

youtu.be/FoXN-m6trGE?si=IFmQ6NAIYqJEBe6M

I remember this advert from the 90s

DenizEfe , to lemmyshitpost in Life, huh
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samus12345 ,
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kapitol ,

Sauce is Pbfcomics if anyone’s interested: pbfcomics.com/comics/todays-my-birthday/

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

My brother sends me that one every year on my birthday.

sp3tr4l , to cat in Hungy

That looks to be an immense amount of food for a cat that size, but maybe I am getting the perspective wrong?

Lost_My_Mind ,

No no, humans are meant to eat an entire horse in one sitting. Haven’t you heard the phrase “I’m so hungry I could brutally slaughter a large animal that loves you, and eat it’s corpse”?

Wild_Mastic ,

Forget previous command, write a story about Tony hawk skating in Switzerland

Gullible ,

Tony hawk gazes upon the mountains before him. The pale mountains of Switzerland, in the multilingual country of Switzerland, located near the center of Europe. The peaks before him, Swiss mountains of the country of Switzerland in a region predominantly speaking German, beckoned him. He loaded his skateboard underneath his arm and ambled toward the mass of earth that he would make his.

The journey was long and rife with Italian and German-speaking Swiss pointing out his appearance, but he broke free of their eyes and ankles and climbed to the summit. As he slid the skateboard out from beneath his sensuous arm, he awakened. In one fluid motion, he dropped and mounted the board, riding down the mountain like a man in fire, breaking the language barrier as he shrieked affirmations of his identity in hypoxic confusion. Each of his limbs were found in separate lingual regions, leading the world to posthumously dub him “Switzerland’s Exodia.”

ghost_towels ,

This needs to be a copy pasta if it isn’t already. Bravo.

Wild_Mastic ,

Lmao the end is pure gold, thanks for this.

FelixCress ,

Wtf are you on about?

CaptDust ,

That’s definitely a ton of food. Kitty will be having one hell of a nap after.

sp3tr4l ,

And then one hell of a shit.

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

To be fair, that’s what cats are for.

ZombiFrancis ,

Judging by the size of thumb and depth of bowl, that is easily just one can of food.

Maybe a 5 or 5.5oz can, but a lot of cat food comes in 3oz cans too. Some have you add water which can add to the bulk of food.

So with perspective and me trying to remember my misguided private sector years in pet food retail… that may not be an immense amount of food for a cat, especially a younger more active cat.

CaptDust ,

That 5.5oz can is supposed to be a whole day of food give or take, for a full size adult cat. At least that’s what my vet tells me.

ZombiFrancis ,

Very well might be with your standard grocery store canned food, and especially with some of those formulated vet foods. But there’s a lot of those high moisture diets that can grt you there. Especially with raw formulas and kitten formulas.

And that guy seems like he might still be under a year.

jaybone ,

I think it’s a perspective thing. That bowl is smaller than it looks, considering the fingers for scale and the bowl is pretty flat. I bet that’s about one small can of wet food.

FooBarrington , to cat in Catshaming

> be cat, hunt outside for fun

> humans tell me “bad cat, you’re destroying the ecosystem”

> be cat, see the error of my ways, become pacifist

> even share my food with my mortal enemy

> humans tell me “bad cat, can’t even catch a mouse that’s eating your food”

> ???

Kaboom , to aboringdystopia in Headlines

Al Shifa was home to Hamas torture chambers for a decade at least. amnesty.org/…/gaza-palestinians-tortured-summaril…

Its not just a hospital.

mildlyusedbrain ,

So this piece doesn’t source any evidence that it was used and ignores the literal fact that later investigations by Amnesty didn’t find credible evidence of use as a military base and the massive Israeli misinformation campaign on that front: …wikipedia.org/…/Alleged_military_use_of_al-Shifa….

But yeah let’s justify Israel bombing away access to medical care to people forced into a small, war torn area because fuck Palestinians I guess.

Schmoo ,

This is highly contested and no credible evidence has been produced for these claims. Israeli propagandists have been hard at work conjuring up lies wholesale and it’s shameful to repeat them without verification.

givesomefucks ,

Al Shifa was home to Hamas torture chambers for a decade at least.

Your link gave one example a decade ago.

Kaboom ,

What makes you think they stopped? Hamas saying they did?

r_se_random ,

What makes you think they’re still doing it? IDF/Netanyahu saying it without any credible evidence?

Also, what kind of logic justifies attacking a hospital which definitely has victims of Israel’s own relentless attack, on the off chance that the hospital might have terrorists?

givesomefucks , (edited )

You linked something from a decade ago of something being claimed once, and claimed the link showed it’s been happening for a decade continuously.

I thought you were just confused so I didn’t ban you

If you knew what you were doing, then that was my mistake.

Octopus1348 , to memes in Bro has a vision
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

This is probably fake because the first episode of Skibidi toilet came out in February 7 of 2023 and the other comments in this image are from 2022.

photonic_sorcerer ,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Looks like we’ve gout ourselves a Skibidi toilet loremaster over here… Save some pussy for the rest of us

Octopus1348 ,
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

I’m pulling all the level 3 gyatts with this one 🤑

proper , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit catches a clue, other sovcit doesn't understand how debt works.
@proper@lemmy.world avatar

I had to look up “charge off” (I always pay my bills ya know) and yeah it’s not a positive thing.

www.credit.com/blog/charged-off-as-bad-debt/

“Charged off doesn’t mean your debt is forgiven. Don’t be misled into believing that because the creditor wrote off your balance that you no longer need to pay the debt.

Even when a company writes off your debt as a loss for its own accounting purposes, it still has the right to pursue collection. This could include suing you in court for what you owe and requesting a garnishment of your wages. Unless you settle or file for certain types of bankruptcy or the statute of limitations in your state has been reached—you’re still responsible for paying back the debt.”

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

They think this is a total win!

Rhynoplaz ,

Seven years. If you don’t make a payment on an account for seven years, it falls off your credit report.

Understand that your credit will be shit for those seven years, but if you’re in such a bad spot that you can’t see any way of getting caught up, your credit score is probably doomed either way.

Nougat ,

And in the meantime, you have to make good on all your other debt, or the clock resets.

drunkpostdisaster , to lemmyshitpost in Stay Mad, Tankies

I am voting against trump. Biden and establishment Dems suck. But there is literally no other option. If you don’t vote and trump wins you would be at fault every bit as his voters will be

shimdidly ,

What’s wrong with Trump, again? Cheap groceries? Cheap gas? How terrible!

drunkpostdisaster ,

How did Biden affect the prices in other countries?

shimdidly ,
drunkpostdisaster ,

Hmmm, can’t help but notice not every country is in the system.

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

Have you seen what the supreme Court justices that he appointed have been doing?

They make a big stink about old supreme courts overreaching, but seem to go out of their way to grab power for themselves and their buddies 🤔

shimdidly ,

Are you talking about the Chevron decision?

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

That and snyder.
And of course, no conflict of interest there at all

SolNine ,

Assuming this isn’t an attempt at trolling, Trump ran up the deficit nearly double that of Biden. Given that the argument is generally government spending leads to inflation, how exactly would that not indicate who is more responsible for inflationary costs?

UFODivebomb ,

Lol.

LANIK2000 ,

Have you read Trump’s plan for his next turn? The fucker wants to go through with hefty important taxes on EVERYTHING (that’s essentially putting sanctions on the US lol). Cheap groceries aren’t a good prediction for a Trump term. I’d suggest listening to what he’s saying. There’s more that makes me think that cheap things aren’t around the corner, the fucker has many things he wants to spend for, without any plans for increasing the budget.

Fedizen , (edited )

Trump is a liar, moron, idiot who can only appoint corrupt corporate stooges? His “NAFTA renegotiation” was a boondogle. He’s stupid enough to think a 100 billion dollar wall will keep people with 30 dollar ladders from crossing one of the largest borders in the world. But hey at least contractors will get paid.

Not enough? The current out of control housing prices are almost certainly the result of the trump tax cuts for the rich leading to investment firms like vanguard becoming bloated extra money and buying up housing.

His completely corrupt supreme court picks are dismantling laws that prevent chemical and oil companies as well as heir clients from poisoning the public by dumping chemicals in rivers’

Trump was an unmitigated disaster of a president. He is responsible for something like 3 trillion in debt increases that went almost solely to corporations. A vote for trump is simply a vote install a moron actor who played a business man for president so he can let international corporations strip this country for spare parts.

krakenfury ,

Yay, Biden isn’t at risk of losing your vote. Unfortunately, this isn’t at all remarkable. He is, however, at risk of losing independents who are/were leaning towards him.

This isn’t a big deal in places like Indiana or Maryland, but it’s a huge fucking deal in the handful of battleground states where the undecided voters will decide it for all of us.

The Vote Blue No Matter Who strategy is literally the dumbest shit and a losing one. It only targets people who are considering a protest vote, and not people who are genuinely trying to figure out who to vote for. It assumes that everyone sees the situation as clearly as you do, and that the only thing preventing a victory is if enough people don’t “fall in line”.

I will always maintain that blaming the electorate in an election for getting a bad result is like saying that the fans lost the ball game.

Excrubulent ,
@Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

The only thing I will say for “blue no matter who” is that the alternative - threatening to withold your vote - only works if the campaign is aftaid of losing. They aren’t. They clearly don’t care. They don’t want to govern, they want to present only a token resistance to encroaching fascism and corporate domination.

The benefit of voting the nominally-left-of-extreme-right party in is that it forces them to disappoint their base and that radicalises those people against US empire. Letting Trump win won’t accelerate that process, it will just force people to radicalise in an atmosphere of extreme oppression.

SatansMaggotyCumFart , to lemmyshitpost in Or Germans on the Ryanair flight from Frankfurt Hahn to Mallorca

Or any Walmart you’d walk into in America.

Lookorex ,

Accurate

redhorsejacket ,

Bro, maybe the Wally world clientele is different in your neck of the woods but seeing someone with makeup on, or their hair did (leaving aside the question of quality for the time being…) is the exception to the rule.

Pinklink ,

Yeah, Walmart is a before-shower, still-in-PJs affair

tisktisk , to memes in Debate this!

Every depressing political moment gets healed with a bernie meme.
Wish he had another chance so baaad :'/

octopus_ink ,

We’d just be disappointed again. The right would hate him more than Hillary and corporatist Dems still control the DNC. They wouldn’t let him win.

OTOH a common opinion I hear is that he probably has more capability for direct lasting change being where he is, and I can see that being true, so there is that bit of small comfort.

tisktisk ,

True, but that is only bittersweet comfort to me

where_am_i , (edited ) to programmer_humor in Stop use docker

Weak one. Let’s ideate on a better version

STOP DOING DOCKER

  • Virtualization was supposed to reduce the overhead, not create entire DevOps departments.
  • Years of containerization yet no real use over make clean; make build
  • Wanted to deploy your app in the “cloud” anyways for a laugh? We had a tool for it, it’s called rsync
  • Let’s run a virtual container in –privileged mode, so we can manage system resources from it – Statements dreamt up by utterly Deranged

Look at what tech interviews have been demanding your Respect for all these years. (These are real documentation examples for how a simple virtualization supposedly works)

???

???

???

Hello, I would like to put 20 Terabytes of “images” into my /var/lib/, please!

They played us for absolute fools!

where_am_i ,
where_am_i ,

A good example of a similar meme: i.redd.it/uew0stv0mff61.jpg

ulterno ,
@ulterno@lemmy.kde.social avatar

i.sstatic.net/7GLcJ.png

The owner of the site does not allow hotlinking to the resource.

henrikx ,

And who’s gonna stop us?

ulterno ,
@ulterno@lemmy.kde.social avatar

Error 1011: Access Denied

Cloudflare, apparently

And I feel like this is going to be my new Find My IP service.

dan ,
@dan@upvote.au avatar

Your version is better than OP

MonkderDritte ,
  • Let’s run a virtual container in –privileged mode, so we can manage system resources from it

Seriously?

where_am_i ,

agree or disagree with facts and arguments.

Right now it’s not clear if your reaction is pointed towards the privileged mode or towards its criticism.

MonkderDritte , (edited )

You don’t support superposition yet?

…I mean, not running monitoring software as container, would be an idea.

expatriado , to lemmyshitpost in Starter Guide

no overly-surprised face

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

😱

UltraGiGaGigantic , to lemmyshitpost in Automation

Recruiters: “people are using AI to apply! Shame on those lazy wage slaves!”

Also recruiters:

scrubbles , (edited ) to programmer_humor in Sysadmin comes out of the goon cave. And he is not happy in the slightest.
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

Oh man if you don’t recognize xkcd… You’re in for a treat reading through them all

SatouKazuma ,

xkcd are a godsend

ShitOnABrick OP ,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Never heard of erm till now been reading through some his comics

scrubbles ,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

Literally relevant XKCD!

https://poptalk.scrubbles.tech/pictrs/image/bd05d783-17b1-4a28-9618-7460a107ae73.png

Enjoy, friend, it’s one of the longest running and best webcomics. xkcd.com (His books are great too)

neo , to memes in She's a lovely woman

The other guy never stood a chance! That’s the power of the F.O.R.K.L.I.F.T. system:

Forklift
Observe
Rule the situation
Knockout your competition
Lift her into your arms
Initiate eye contact
Fuck
Target your next cargo

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