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hobnibble ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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  • “younger residents having smaller families and moving elsewhere for jobs”
  • “many residents in this deeply Republican town”

gee, I can’t imagine why young people would want to leave such a stagnant regressive environment …

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the more subsidies, the more transparent EVERYTHING about their operation has to be

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if you’re going fast enough, you can just hydroplane over that flooded road section

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so many bowl cuts

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may I interest you in a sleek sports-caiman for your mid-life crisis?

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(love the vocalizing)

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next up, the math of fractals …

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Eulachon

“I love the smell of burnt fish in the morning.”

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a few iron ingots into a cauldron and then beating the shit out of it

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it was clearly a feature

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ooh, can we get Bezos and Musk on this one?

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Arch Penguin https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/9a229930-8553-4649-82ed-62b5d1bed7d4.webp

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“If I had to suffer, then so should you.”

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“These aren’t the drones you’re looking for.”

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along those lines, how well would the link-aggregator concept match up with one of the BEAM languages (Erlang, Elixir, Gleam)?

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Banana republic – “Chiquita, formerly known as United Fruit”

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“CPD isn’t the same police force it was in 1968”

🇽 Doubt

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I’ve been hearing really nice reviews of Void …

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now just a little touch of furikake on the onigiri

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can’t have conservative snowflakes getting triggered

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the royal pine air freshener flag?

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“I think Gen Z will not be ignored, and … a lot of those folks are tired of parties. Their entire life, people have been lying to them and not coming through.”

No right wing wave in Finland as Left Alliance take record result in EU elections (yle.fi)

Finland’s results in the European election bucked a continent-wide trend of rising support for parties on the outer fringe of right-wing politics, with the Left Alliance and the National Coalition winning big at the expense of the nationalist Finns Party....

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the Finnish do not rake their forests

but they have turned it into a running gag

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and a new saltwater fountain fed by conservative tears

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Copmala Harris was a perfect match for Student Loan Joe

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before the privatization of Sallie Mae, post-secondary education was somewhat affordable in the US (limiting itself more to racial discrimination) – after the privatization, they started raising the rates of student loans, became a collector of student loans, started subsidizing loans offered directly from the institutions which allowed post-secondary institutions to raise their fees through the roof driving people into bankruptcy

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doas soda

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but I don’t have a PhD in Hegelian philosophy

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🤔

  • Minimum: Windows 10
  • Recommended: Windows 10
  • High Spec: Windows 10
  • Performance: Windows 10
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when workers go on strike, they call in the police, strikebreakers, National Guard, even bomb whole neighborhoods – but when a CEO takes a week off, no one even notices …

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Eliza Effect

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unless you made a lace card

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Hacker Purity Test from 1989

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  • repeat the “Don’t sweat it.”
  • Ubuntu is a perfectly fine starting point (the other “beginner distro” that’s commonly recommended is LinuxMint)
  • »AFTER« you become comfortable with what you have:
    • try familiarizing yourself with the command line
    • get overwhelmed with all the distro choices available
      • get bitten by the distro-hopping bug (“Gotta try them all!”)
        • and then try Distrobox (“ALL the distros at once!”)
  • »THEN« take a look at immutable distros
    • “immutable distro” is a catch-all term that embraces several concepts
      • immutable – the root filesystem is set to read-only – makes it harder to mess up your system
      • declarative – your hardware and packages and configs are declared in a master configuration file
      • atomic / transactional – updates are checked as they’re applied, if it fails, it gets rolled back to a previous “safe state”
      • container / sandbox – ex. Flatpak or Docker or OCI – apps are isolated in their own sandbox and not allowed to mess up anything else
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I’m all for being petty and reversing this – “journalist So-and-So reporting for The Times who claims to be male had this to say today”

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if you don’t like Lisp, you can use Forth

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  • “Schneider is a known transphobe and anti-vaxxer”
  • “a Canadian medical nonprofit”
  • 🤨
  • just how many red flags did they ignore?
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“You no take candle negi!”

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Red Dwarf, “Backwards” (skip to 2m27s)

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careful, the DEET in your mosquito spray eats plastic …

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NO

I support their natural enemies, anarkiddies shall triumph!

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