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TotalFat ,

Swedish Dream Cookies straight out of the oven will work too!

TotalFat ,

I see The Road primarily, but I could also give a nod to The Road Warrior…

California socialite Rebecca Grossman sentenced to 15 to life for killing 2 kids in crosswalk (www.nbcnews.com)

A wealthy California woman who co-founded a burn center foundation in the Los Angeles area was sentenced to 15 years to life in prison Monday for the hit-and-run killings of two children while they were in a crosswalk more than three years ago....

TotalFat ,

Got any horror stories or tips as an insider?

TotalFat ,

It really is a great apple! I’ve recently tried one for the first time. I can definitely recommend!

Also the licky fingers thing doesn’t bother me nearly as much as the people who dig their long, dirty fingernails into produce, and sometimes I don’t notice until I’ve already brought it home… Blehhh!

TotalFat ,

Cover the body with quicklime before burying…

TotalFat ,

So this is where all those plastic babies in King Cakes are coming from…

TotalFat ,

She’s not even that. She went full Nazi when she called for the culling of the American people. Gas chambers and concentration camps.

TotalFat ,

They’re just gaming the system for more H1B’s.

TotalFat ,

Make like a tree and split

TotalFat ,

Don’t make me completely turn this car around!

TotalFat ,

Use gasoline instead of water. Then you can eliminate the fuel tank. Side bonus would be protection from microbes for the crew. The government should also expect a reduction in pension and social security costs.

TotalFat ,

If any country’s government spied on its own people as much as big business does in America, people would flip out. But in America, big business really is the government.

We are so fucked…

TotalFat , (edited )

Electronic Arts started out so differently. The best, highest quality games, sold in album cases like vinyl records. They wanted to make their devs into rock stars. M.U.L.E., Seven Cities of Gold, Archon. Every game was innovative in every way.

Much later they’d changed, shifted toward the dark side, slipping way. But they still managed to bring us two of my favorite MMOs of all time: Motor City Online and Earth and Beyond.

MCO was online multiplayer Need For Speed with real classic American cars with real hot rod parts, the real engines, everything. I’ve not seen anything like it since. Hardly no one wants to pay to license real world cars any more. And you certainly don’t get the real engines with the real hot rod parts.

EAB was a crappy FPS but somehow 2D space game, but it had the best crafting and leveling system. You take things apart eventually learning how to build things. Player built stuff could possibly go was high as 200% quality so other players would want to buy your wares. The leveling system had three distinct lines: exploration, combat, and trade. Play the game how you wanted to having fun your way not how they think you should.

Anyway, EA killed them both, turned off the servers, refused to release the server code so player servers or single player modes were impossible. They sent me a coupon for their new Sims game, though.

So fuck EA. Haven’t bought a single one of their games since.

TotalFat ,

This is 100% to try to force more OneDrive subs…

TotalFat ,

Two for one you sly devil you! Niiice!

TotalFat ,

Seems like the simplest solution would be to flood the existing pipes with liquid protons. The lead will be converted to gold. Any leftover protons will just combine with oxygen in the air and become water. Really pure water!

TotalFat , (edited )

I made a jalapeno poppers soup that was really good recently. I’ll post the recipe if I find it again, or just Google “jalapeno poppers soup.”

Found it: Pressure cooker jalapeno popper chicken chili

I did the bacon in the oven then I made country potatoes in the bacon grease. I didn’t add the corn, beans, and potatoes until it was done cooking so they wouldn’t turn to mush. Probably some other minor tweaks here and there, but it seems like a very flexible and forgiving recipe. So feel free to put your own spin on it!

Politicians and dog experts vilify South Dakota governor after she writes about killing her dog (apnews.com)

Politicians and dog experts are criticizing South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem after she wrote in a new book about killing a rambunctious puppy. The story — and the vilification she received on social media — has some wondering whether she’s still a viable potential running mate for presumptive Republican presidential candidate...

TotalFat ,

Exactly! Trump-Noem would mean leadership that murders its opponents and anyone who doesn’t fit in with their vision of a nation.

TotalFat ,

If you squint, it looks like a strawberry and cream cheese Danish.

TotalFat ,

Ultima III and/or Alternate Reality: The City, based on the C64 versions.

TotalFat ,

This has nothing to do with animals, and the incidents probably never even happened.

She is advocating for the return of concentration camps and gas chambers.

TotalFat ,

Texas also sits next to a very warm body of water. Swimming in it is like bathing in a pool of hot sweat. The humidity is off the charts. I could get a general read on the comfort level by which direction the planes were landing and taking off. They always head into the wind. One direction meant high temps plus high humidity, and the other meant less off both due to a cool front blowing in from up north.

California has the opposite. Sure most of it is a desert, but the cool Pacific Ocean cools the air and contributes a lot less humidity.

TotalFat ,

My current theory on the whole meme:

  1. Someone in high school debate class is tasked with arguing in favor of Flat Earth theory or moon landings were faked.
  2. Intrigued by the ease with which they manipulate people into believing outlandish concepts, they try talking people into believing more untenable ideas like "grip tape is much better at holding reaper pepper hot sauce on the surface of a dildo than barbed wire."
  3. Person finds that limits exist and tries to come up with something more reasonable – becomes champion for Arch Linux.
  4. People take them seriously and it takes off…

DISCLAIMER: I have tried neither grip tape and hot sauce covered dildos nor Arch Linux but you get the concept I’m trying to convey I hope.

TotalFat ,

Unless they’ve anticipated this and blocked it like they do with OneDrive. Which they do to frustrate you into buying more storage you don’t need to fix the problems they’ve created intentionally…

TotalFat , (edited )

I wasn’t trying to disable it. I wanted to move it off my puny OS drive SSD to a huge spin drive. It fought me tooth and nail even though it has a move button. I tried many ways including regedit until I finally gave up and turned it off.

The worst part was when I was trying to manually copy the files and it kept telling me I needed do purchase more cloud storage – to do a local file copy!

I concluded this obstinance was by design to sell more product. Especially after using Steam to shuffle some of my games around later that same day. Their software is wonderful now!

TotalFat ,

It is not hands that call us, but desire.

TotalFat ,

If it walks like piss, smells like piss, it’s definitely a duck.

TotalFat ,

My mad things haven’t changed in four years. It can be very frustrating indeed, but under the circumstances, I’d call that a win.

TotalFat ,

In Algerian desert, desert bakes you!

TotalFat ,

Next up: Jesus really was made of plastic.

TotalFat ,

Invite about a dozen friends/strangers/homeless over. Instruct them not to eat for at least eight hours beforehand. Also everyone brings dogs. Build a Jenga tower out of hot dogs on a smallish table of adequate height. Place dogs around the table in the “moat.” Play Jenga with the hot dogs, consuming what is removed. If the tower collapses, the dogs attack the fallen food while everyone screams “meat feast” while downing shots. Person who broke the tower is dragged outside and beaten.

TotalFat ,

I never noticed before, but it looks like DeForest Kelley is struggling to keep a straight face in that scene…

TotalFat ,

Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it!

TotalFat ,

For many of these folks, it was the absolute pinnacle of their lives… smh “Let’s go streaking through the quad!” for old people…

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