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boatswain , to asklemmy in What isn't illegal but should be?

Making a profit from healthcare and health insurance.

Or even just make private health insurance illegal.

Lost_My_Mind , to nostupidquestions in How can i make myself poisonous to mosquitos?

Pretty sure I just stumbled onto the orgins story for a radioactive super villain.

goldteeth ,

“Now now, Batman, you should know that when a little pest like you dances with the Bug Zapper… He’d better be ready for a shock!

Lost_My_Mind ,

Hmm? Did you say something? I was asleep in my recliner…why is one shoe on? Oh right…I was going to that party…zzzzz

Nikls94 ,

I was thinking about the Mosquitoman but since the Swedes call Batman the Läderlappen I’d say we use the Swedish name Mygga and call him Myggaman - drawn to the burning flames of war and he just blasts high pitched sounds from every electric device all night to turn people into rage.

papalonian , to greentext in Anon Meets Love

As soon as the random guy gave Anon his full name and I realized it was the second name we were given I knew it was gonna be some stupid song lyric

polonius-rex , to linuxmemes in Linux: winning... at what cost?

...hacking?

...today?

kratoz29 ,

Somehow this is “old news” but it keeps showing up in my Lemmy feed…

I guess it’s “let’s keep roasting Windows guys” time yet.

0x0 ,

Are we talking about Crowdstrike? There was no hacking involved, was there?

KomfortablesKissen ,

Well, evidently CrowdStrike are hacks, so…

AAA , to science_memes in CEPHALOPODS

Unfortunately the actual enjoyability of a job more often than not correlates with unfair or outright low pay :(

KaiFeng ,

As someone in the process of choosing between phd in pure maths and academia or a career in finance / consulting the pay gap is so real…

nomous ,

Go into the private sector and make the bank while you can then go into consulting. Save academia for later in your career when you’re getting burned out.

Just IMO, YMMV.

Septimaeus ,

Hey that’s what I did. It’s not a bad way to go, just be aware that many potential advisors work exclusively with early-career candidates because they have a better chance, or rather more chances, of improving the advisor’s legacy over time.

Webster ,

It’s so hard to figure out this stuff … but as a guy into computers who was debating going into academia instead of the field, this is what I did …

I took the money, but lived like I had only the academic salary and invested the rest. 15 years in, life is pretty cushy, I’ve found a relaxing niche in my field that I like my job, but it’s basically optional as long as I stay willing to live like an academic. But there were definitely some pains to get here. I might quit and go back, I might quit and travel, or quit and do a start up, but I like my job a lot now so I’m keeping at it.

Psythik ,

Ah yes, the Disney method. They know that they have a fanbase so loyal that they’d pay Disney for the opportunity to work for them, so Disney takes advantage of that and pays the bare minimum acceptable.

MBM ,

See also: gamedev

guillem ,
@guillem@aussie.zone avatar

And many Michelin-starred chefs, and it’s very normalised because “what they learn from the very best is priceless”. Which is true but also no excuse for precarious wages.

AlligatorBlizzard ,

Well, there’s that, and also because (in the case of World) it’s the largest single site employer in the country - whatever they’re paying is literally the minimum wage everyone else can get away with paying, because Disney is always hiring for something and the vast majority of people can just go work there if they’d make more money. Their unions try, but Orlando is fucked.

Zachariah , to memes in couldn't be me
@Zachariah@lemmy.world avatar

“I don’t want to sleep with you.”
is often
“I don’t want you to exist.”

MentalEdge , (edited )
@MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz avatar

But not always. I’m absolutely behind the point you’re making about some people, but if someone wants you dead, it’s usually not subtle.

I’ve met people who use this logic to turn absolutely vicious towards people who have otherwise shown nothing but kindness.

Smoking is an instant nope for me, and for that I’ve had some girls react like I think smoking makes a person abhorrent and undeserving of love.

(No, I’m not saying trans people can “quit” being trans the way smokers can quit smoking. Just saying that even if a piece of logic is valid, it should be applied with care.)

prettybunnys ,

But smokers are abhorrent and nobody deserves love

MentalEdge ,
@MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz avatar

Smokers are victims of marketing.

Everybody needs love, if only from themselves.

davidagain ,

Yeah, absolutely, very much so, but I don’t want to kiss or sleep with smokers, and that’s OK.

MentalEdge ,
@MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz avatar

Agreed, I was the guy making that point in the first place.

davidagain ,

Yes.

meekah ,
@meekah@lemmy.world avatar

Everyone deserves love. Nobody is entitled to love.

Repelle ,

Sometimes it’s “I want to sleep with you, but I don’t want to want to sleep with you.”

TheLowestStone ,
@TheLowestStone@lemmy.world avatar

Or “I want to sleep with you but I’d rather you die than have anyone find out.”

1984 ,
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

Maybe in the heads of trans people but not really. I understand it’s easy to think everyone hates you, but if you believe that, you are no longer open to seeing the alternative and you see what you expect everywhere.

You can exist just fine but for some reason, it doesn’t seem enough to exist. Quite often trans people feel they have to showcase their sexuality, instead of just chilling and being cool with it like everyone else.

MentalEdge , (edited )
@MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz avatar

I made a similar point in that if you look for hate, you can end up finding it even when it isn’t there.

But this argument is weird:

Quite often trans people feel they have to showcase their sexuality, instead of just chilling and being cool with it like everyone else.

That type of “often” is an illusion, since you can’t know how large the group of people that don’t make themselves obvious is.

And plenty of straight cis people engage in the exact same behaviour, broadcasting their sexual identity. It’s not something everyone wants to do, but it’s absolutely something everyone gets to do.

1984 ,
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

That’s true. I have no idea about the size of the group.

systemglitch ,

Bingo.

jawa21 ,
@jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

The amount of hate I receive daily (verbal usually, sometimes physical - I’ve had rocks thrown at me during Atlanta Pride) let’s me know that it isn’t made up. It got to the point about 5 years ago that I stopped having a social life in exchange for safety, and I am someone that “passes” well.

This is why voice training is so extremely important for trans people that can physically do it. Bigots tend to group up and absolutely will let you know that they hate you by doing everything from harassment to calling the cops to get you away from them if you get clocked.

You have almost verbatim made the “not all men” argument and shown that you have no real idea about the issue you tried to address.

Quite often trans people feel they have to showcase their sexuality, instead of just chilling and being cool with it like everyone else.

What the actual fuck? This sounds like something you decided was true in your head with no actual evidence to support it. It is actually extremely offensive and generalized IMO.

1984 ,
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

It’s just based on the trans people I have met so it’s highly subjective. For example, I saw two trans people on vacation in Italy wearing dresses, tons of makeup, tight clothes, open chests, and walking in a line like fashion models, looking straight ahead as into a camera.

That’s what I mean when I say “showcase their sexuality”. They are proud trans people who wants everyone to notice them.

I’m sorry to hear you are getting hate. Nobody deserves to be hated for how they look. But at the same time, we live in a extreamly superficial world. Quite an awful world if you ask me.

flerp ,

What is wrong with that? People can dress however they like and if you don’t like it you can just not look at them, not really rocket science.

Nobody deserves to be hated for how they look. But at the same time, we live in a extreamly superficial world. Quite an awful world if you ask me.

Guy… you’re the one being superficial… you don’t get to blame your behaviour on “the world” that’s extremely pathetic. Own up to the fact that it is people like you AND you yourself that make the world superficial. Or are you too afraid to take responsibility for your own behaviour?

TrickDacy ,

Well there isn’t an inherent connection between those two ideas. So I take it you’re looking for reasons to be suspicious

Mango ,

Not from me it isn’t!

I need someone to explain the male gaze thing to me better than the last person did. They made it sound like it’s bad to like what’s good.

cm0002 , to science_memes in Linguistics

I’ve always said the dictionary is a follower not a leader, by the time a word gets added to the dictionary it’s already established widespread usage

perishthethought ,

Meh, seems cromulent.

WhatAmLemmy ,

Adequately pondiferous.

EldritchFeminity , to memes in You think game companies look at their fanbase like this 🫤 all the time?

Fun fact, there’s an industry term called TTP: Time To Penis. It’s the estimated amount of time before a player draws a dick in your game, whether through bullet holes in a wall or something else. It’s often measured in seconds.

uranibaba ,

I had to know if this was a joke or not. knowyourmeme.com/memes/time-to-penis-ttp

Kolanaki , to science_memes in Children is bugs
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Am I The Butt Face?

Damn did Reddit go and censor “Am I The Asshole?”

anas ,

It’s a sister subreddit with more lax application of the rules. They did a few of those, mainly for April fools.

tempest , (edited )

How can the rules be more lax? More than half of aita reads like rage bait written by chatgpt

anas ,

There are many topics that aren’t allowed on the main sub (revenge stories, violence, asking for advice, etc.) that would be allowed on aitb.

I’ve seen way more fake posts on other aita subs (r/AITAH, r/TwoHotTakes, etc.), the moderation on r/aita usually catches most obvious rage bait posts.

JohnOliver ,

I had to google that abbreviation and only came up with

Adventures In The Beetroot Field (booking agency; London, UK)

I eventually clicked on the reddit link though, after putting on some rubber gloves and taking a few anti-nausea pills. There i found the right explanation

SnipingNinja ,

The explanation being?

JohnOliver ,

Sorry: Am I The Butt Face

meowMix2525 ,

All that work and it’s literally in the screenshot lol. The sub name is not abbreviated.

JohnOliver ,

LOL you are right!

ag_roberston_author ,
@ag_roberston_author@beehaw.org avatar

Nah, there are just a bunch of alternate subs that people made after disliking the moderation.

ShinkanTrain , to nottheonion in "Don’t replace the culture war with class war" pleads British columnist

“I know ruling class propagandists who use subtext and they’re all cowards”

seaQueue , to asklemmy in On the Internet, what is a dead giveaway that someone is actually a kid?
@seaQueue@lemmy.world avatar

Not understanding the difference between pre and post 9/11 politics

Zangoose ,

Hate to break it to you but people born in 2006 are turning 18 this year (and are technically considered “adults”).

jaaake ,

Having just turned 43, I can tell you that I don’t think I became an adult until my early/mid 30s.

WeirdGoesPro ,
@WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

This is a truth that everyone under 30 denies until the day they turn 30. It’s like a magic spell is suddenly broken, and you realize you’re alone in an aging meat husk that now knows the glory of back pain.

I know a young person will read this and think this won’t happen to them. To that person: I am you from the future. Remember us as we were.

Zahille7 ,

I’m 27 and I think I’m there already

WeirdGoesPro ,
@WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I thought that too. I regret to report: it gets worse.

user224 ,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I know a young person will read this and think this won’t happen to them.

I rather thought “Huh, 30s is still young.”

WeirdGoesPro ,
@WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I have no illusions anymore that this pattern won’t repeat. I enjoy my back pain for what it is: the pre-hip pain era.

EllE ,

I think it’s kinda like the old dating age formula; you can date people (your age) / 2 + 7 years old, and you feel like that’s the age of an adult.

When I was 15 I felt like ann adult, but people younger than me were teens. When I was 25 I felt like an adult but people under the age of like 20 were just kids. Now I feel like people in their early/mid-20s are just about adults. I’m sure when I’m 50 I’ll think back to myself now and consider myself barely an adult.

frostysauce ,

Wow, you’re me!

MutilationWave ,

I’m 40 and it seems like I can continually look back at myself from five years ago and think damn I was an idiot back then. I wonder how I will feel in five years…

gentooer ,

That’s a relief!

Yearly1845 ,

They are technically, but not actually adults.

MystikIncarnate ,

I was alive for 9/11 and I don’t know the difference.

I don’t care for politics.

corsicanguppy ,

I don’t care for politics.

Your sphere of control should match your sphere of concern; and neither of those things are what you think they are.

MystikIncarnate ,

You think politics are in my control in any way, shape, or form? They’ve gerrymandered my vote to irrelevance.

I still vote, I look at the platforms and vote for whomever I feel serves my interests the most, not that the party’s platform means jack or shit. They’re all just pandering to whatever they know you want to hear, and once they get into power, they do whatever the hell they want.

My district leans a particular way, and whether I vote with them, or against them, the same party is elected to govern. I’d say my vote is pretty useless in that context.

I was too young to vote, pre-9/11, and had even less interest in politics than I do now. I’ve vaguely followed along since I got registered to vote when I got old enough to do so, but it’s not like learning about what happened before I was registered to vote will help me in any way. I make the best choice based on the information that is available, and in the end, it doesn’t even matter.

MutilationWave ,

Could anyone persuade you to vote on what’s better for most people instead of what’s better for yourself? Maybe it’s the same policies maybe not.

MystikIncarnate ,

I usually want whatever is best for the majority. I’m done college, and I paid my student loans, I’ll vote for student loan forgiveness and a restructuring of that system so others don’t have to go through what I did.

I’m pretty healthy and rarely need hospitals but universal healthcare is something that everyone should have.

I would also vote for UBI, though I would get no benefit from it, as I’ve been employed pretty much non-stop since I left college.

I would also vote to raise the minimum wage, though my salary is significantly amount the minimums.

My principles are in line with what most people would consider to be the greater good for all people. I believe in true equality, and I don’t feel like that’s what we have, some people just aren’t given the same basic rights, especially in America with roe v. Wade being overturned. Bodily autonomy and the right to love, and marry whomever you want. I don’t believe in lowering the bar to give the illusion of things being “fair”, eg, allowing people who are otherwise mentally or physically incapable of doing a job, to do the job just because they’re a particular race, gender, or something else (making it more about who they are than whether they’re the best fit for a job).

I don’t think I need any convincing to vote for what’s good for someone else.

MutilationWave ,

Agreed, we are like minded in many ways. Thanks for the kind and long response. I believe your earlier comments were being taken by myself and others as fuck everyone I’ll get/I’ve got mine. Sorry I don’t mince words at the moment.

MystikIncarnate ,

No apology needed. No offense taken.

I know that text replies, especially terse ones can be interpreted in many ways. Often I tend to be rather verbose to get my point across accurately. Some then complain about the verbosity of my replies.

It’s a struggle to find the right amount of terse while being verbose enough to not be misunderstood.

ripcord ,
@ripcord@lemmy.world avatar

Not at least understanding the difference seems irresponsible.

seaQueue ,
@seaQueue@lemmy.world avatar

Who needs an informed electorate anyway?

MystikIncarnate ,

Why? How does knowing how politics worked before I could vote, help me as a voter today?

I understand enough about politics to cast my vote and beyond the act of voting, I generally don’t follow politics. I vote based on party platforms (what they intend to do) and the likelihood of those things happening. Eg, if a party was to say that they’ll make everyone rich, I would consider that statement to be delusional, unrealistic and not something that could be fulfilled even if that party was voted in. This is an extreme example, but I think you get my meaning.

Beyond doing my due diligence in figuring out who I want to vote for, and then voting for that party… What else do I realistically need?

My district always elects the same party anyways, whether I vote for them or not. I’ve landed in a gerrymandered location and that party basically always wins, but I still vote regardless.

IMO, I shouldn’t need to take a political history course to be considered to be a responsible voter.

antonim ,

So, uh, what is the difference?

obinice ,
@obinice@lemmy.world avatar

That assumes you live in one of a small number of countries for which politics significantly shifted after one of those countries was attacked.

And also that you’re at least old enough to have had a reasonable mature understanding of the political landscape before 2001, so as to appreciate how things changed. Let’s assume that’d make you at least 20.

…So, we have to be at least 43 years old, and American, or you’ll assume we’re children?

someguy3 ,

To actually understand you’d have to have been following politics pre 9/11, which would make you probably 16 at the time. That means 39 right now. That’s a lot of adults you’re ruling out.

If you want to say understand society pre and post 9/11, then you’re probably talking 12 at the time, so 35 right now. Still a lot of adults you’re ruling out.

TurboHarbinger ,

Bad assumption, a localized event doesn’t affect everyone in the world equally.

cmac , to mildlyinfuriating in Annoying marketing practices

Those aren’t even real people. Those “usernames” are the names of custom emojis you can use in Twitch chat. Still weird in context, but I can see how it would be even more creepy if you didn’t know that.

Korne127 ,
@Korne127@lemmy.world avatar

That fact makes it so much weirder

abbadon420 OP ,

Those aren’t emojis, these are emojis (-; :p o-: 0==8 <3. In my time, we still had respect for our elders.

Now get off my lawn!!!

Robin ,

Emoticons*

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Autocorrect wages its battle to destroy the evil forces of the Emoticons.

TheLameSauce , to lemmyshitpost in Live your best life

Mf telling us to stop framing cauliflower in the context of different food n calls it albino broccoli, smh my head

ColeSloth ,

Broccoli, Cauliflower, Kale, Cabbage, and Brussels sprouts all evolved from the same plant species: The Wild Mustard Plant. Farmers in different areas just chose to selectively breed different portions of the same plant. Broccoli was bred from choosing large buds and large stems. Cauliflower was just the flower bud. Brussels sprouts, Cabbage, and kale were all leaves from different portions of the plant.

So albino broccoli is really a pretty close description.

reattach ,

Not only that, but they are the same species (different cultivars): en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brassica_oleracea

Also, obligatory xkcd: m.xkcd.com/2827/

Aurenkin , to linuxmemes in Me when desktop hits 5%

It truly is the century of the Linux desktop.

nicknonya ,
@nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

linux usage hits one tuxillion % truly the millenia of the linux desktop

Zehzin ,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

We’re already like a quarter if the way. Maybe next century

IHawkMike , to asklemmy in what invisible thing could set off my smoke detector?

I found it amusing that these posts were adjacent.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/43f70e3b-36e1-427c-b025-1183b404d255.jpeg

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