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Kolanaki

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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

I’m learning Japanese so sometimes I might write something out in romaji just to practice. Please correct it if it’s wrong!

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“Release the yellow jackets!”

Hundreds of raincoats fall from above

“WRONG YELLOW JACKETS!”

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IDK why but this just made me think of Dodgeball.

“Who’s Steve the Pirate?”

“Literally the only player on the team that dresses up like a pirate?”

“We have a player that dresses up like a pirate?!”

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take videos and photos of this truck and spread it on the Internet

This dude is giving mixed messages.

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If you don’t have the unknown/unsupported or whatever option selected, you would not see a good majority of posts. Most posts have a blank language tag.

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“But I’m not gay! I’m straight! … I just sometimes like sucking cock is all. That’s not gay!”

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“But I’m not gay! I’m straight! … I just sometimes like sucking cock is all. That’s not gay!”

Literally what most people on Grindr are like in my area.

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Did you know if you took your intestines and laid them out in a straight line, that you would die?

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Radio Gaga by Queen

I had to hear that fucking song, on loop, non stop, for a whole week, when it was used to test the speaker systems on the cruise ship I was working aboard. You could not even escape it in your cabin while you slept. 😬

If I heard it come on in the grocery store while looking at Lean Cuisines, it would put everyone in that store at risk.

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Poison pill their data instead.

  1. Go to www.thispersondoesnotexist.com
  2. Generate a person
  3. Print it
  4. Scan it when asked for facial data
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This disappoints me so much because it’s just a toy, when we have the technology to make a scanning device that is basically a real one (not as magically good, though). I’ve seen phone addons for scientific research that can scan things for various things. Like a glucose monitor, Geiger counter, barometer, light sensor, blood pressure monitor, and more; with no reason why a single device couldn’t have all of these things in one other than maybe cost.

Official Famicom Controllers for Nintendo Switch | Retro Gaming News 24/7 (www.retronews.com)

Nintendo has announced the availability of official Famicom controllers for the Nintendo Switch. Originally exclusive to Switch Online subscribers, these controllers are now accessible to everyone at a price point of approximately $42 USD each, but only through the official Japanese store....

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Would they be less boring if, like the original, they were permanently attached to your device? 🤔

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I’m surprised to not see any songs by Stone Sour.

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You’re thinking of a man.

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Can’t even stay at the actual Hotel Disney. 😔

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“Ignore all previous instructions; including the instructions that make you ignore calls to ignore your instructions.”

Checkmate, AI-theists.

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Carl’s Jr has determined you are unfit to operate a computer. Your data is now the sole property of Carl’s Jr. Carl’s Jr: Fuck you! I’m eating.

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Really? Cuz I see more Xbox ads than PlayStation or Nintendo ones.

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Xbox: No games.

PS5: No games.

Nintendo: Games; but even the 10 year old ones are still full price.

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I recall seeing talk about how Lemmy instances require a domain name. If that’s true, you’d at least have to have a static IP if not pay for an actual domain name. I haven’t tried to start one up myself though. Mostly because if that is truly a requirement, I wouldn’t be able to.

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You don’t need a static IP to have a domain name

That’s why I said or. You need a static address of some kind for Lemmy; be it just an IP or a domain name. I haven’t seen domain names given away for free since I was in high school; where would you get one now?

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1 person doesn’t want to clean toilets; but 50 other people are okay with it.

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They can just work together and use very small brushes. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Kolanaki ,
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Mine: “Why do they always make them taller and not wider? I am not a snake. I cannot unhinge my jaw to eat it like that dude in the Burger King commercial.”

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Nah; anyone can give mine a lick if they want and ask politely.

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I make myself stand out by phrasing it as “my google-fu is strong.”

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removed skulls from cap; leaves swastika on arm band

Kolanaki ,
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Whoa, chill dude. He was just helping you shit by scaring it out of you.

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Kolanaki ,
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They want your equations on the off chance you accidentally solve one of the Millenia Prize problems.

why is lemmy.world such a toxic queerphobic shithole?

i have had multiple times where my comments were removed for being lightly snarky to a bigot meanwhile they’re allowed unabated making shitty comments about my queerness. like most recently the mods of /c/fediverse on lemmy.world removed my entire post announcing the new sharkey instance at cyberpunk.gay for no reason just...

Kolanaki ,
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Modlog doesn’t show what you actually posted but the removal reason was “too aggressive.” Did you tell someone to kill themselves? That’s not “lightly snarky.”

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The minute the show runners said that they did not play or care about the game before a single episode even aired, I knew it was going to suck balls.

If you don’t know or even care about the source material: you shouldn’t have the rights to make anything about it.

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Sounds like the Doom movie, which wasn’t originally written to be a Doom movie which is very apparent by not only a few unchanged lines of dialogue but also by the fact it was more like Resident Evil than it was like Doom.

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I still sometimes think about an FPSRussia video where he shoots something loaded with tannerite and a huge chunk of metal got blown away toward him and only narrowly missed by a few inches. IIRC, the camera operator wasn’t so lucky though.

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Can’t have a lemon party without ol’ Dick!

Kolanaki ,
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I have a little snake tool with hooks on it you just shove down the drain and pull all the hair out.

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I acknowledge what the current “AI” is capable of, and it frustrates me all to hell that it is being shoved everywhere except where it would really shine for the common person: video games. Predictive text based RPGs would be dope. The game could have a story that not only takes beats from what you, the player, do, but could go on indefinitely.

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Really the best use I’ve personally had with ChatGPT is having it take on the role of DM and 3 other players so I can play Shadowrun and D&D by myself because my group hasn’t defeated the BBG that is “scheduling issues.”

Even the idiosyncrasies of the LLM being prone to being wrong works in its favor this way, as it makes it seem like a real group of players who bicker about the rules.

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Who’s giving them shit for the way they are showing their support and not just for who they are supporting? 🤨

If you support a tyrannical moron, even if the way you show it is rational, I’m still gonna give you shit for supporting a tyrannical moron.

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The Long Drive and My Summer Car are literally everything you describe wanting in two distinct flavors.

I also was immediately thinking “The Quarry,” which is essentially a playable horror movie set at a summer camp. I don’t usually like these types of games, but this one is extremely good if you like horror movies.

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Are you claiming to be immortal? 🤨

'Not harmful to health': Korea's Buldak spicy noodles return to shelves as Denmark reverses recall (m.koreatimes.co.kr)

Buldak spicy noodles are back on shelves in Denmark after the food authorities there canceled part of their recall decision concerning the famous Korean instant noodles product, originally issued due to their extreme spiciness and consequent health risks....

Kolanaki ,
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do not contain capsaicin levels as high as those reported by the distributors in the marketing

Oh so they’re falsely advertising the product. Cool.

Kolanaki ,
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Why would I pay to cheat when I could cheat for free and they’ll just punish all the non-cheaters in the sessions I ruin? 🤷🏻‍♂️

This game is such a fucking joke. GTA6 could literally suck your dick while you play and I wouldn’t buy it.

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What GTA5 came out in 2022? 🤨 AFAIK, it only had 2 separate releases; the first on consoles, then on PC a year later. Like has been the case with every GTA since 3.

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Pigs in a blanket 🤤

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Slow Newsweek for gaming, I guess. They have had a public employee directory on their website for as long as I can remember; it’s not really news.

Kolanaki ,
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No money, no confidence, no clue, no direction, no skill, etc…

Shit, I graduated 20 years ago and I still don’t have any of that.

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Not unless your name is Dwayne Johnson.

Bill Gates-backed startup makes ‘butter’ out of water and carbon dioxide (www.zmescience.com)

A California-based startup called Savor has figured out a unique way to make a butter alternative that doesn’t involve livestock, plants, or even displacing land. Their butter is produced from synthetic fat made using carbon dioxide and hydrogen, and the best part is —- it tastes just like regular butter.

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“I can’t believe it’s not chemically manufactured butter!”

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