Kolanaki

samojedesamu , 2 months ago to aww

Delfin oder Samu? ❤️

#animals #dogs #dog #tiere #tier #hunde #hund #samoyed #samojede #samu #pets #pet #haustiere #haustier #dogsofmastodon #dogsofpixelfed #ilovedogs #dogcontent #fedidogs

@aWw

Kolanaki , 2 months ago

https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/61217193-92a4-41df-9b71-ee940a7306d9.png

qkall , 2 months ago to showerthoughts

I absolutely love milkshakes. I just wish they loved me more.

Is this what god feels like?

#lactoseintolerant #funny #joke #showerthought @showerthoughts

Kolanaki , 2 months ago

I’m so glad that the only thing my body is intolerant of is intolerance. I can have all the milkshakes and cheese I want, as long as they’re not fascist. 🤤

Kolanaki , 2 months ago

Everything bagels contain everything. Including fascism.

sk , 2 months ago to technology

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Kolanaki , 2 months ago

My phone’s lock screen automatically tells me the name of music being played near it that it has to be hearing through the mic.

EmpeRohr , 4 months ago to lemmyshitpost

The bible 2 electric bogaloo
@lemmyshitpost

Kolanaki , 4 months ago

The last two there certainly sound better than the 5th and 6th Hellraiser movies.

otl , 4 months ago to fediverse

What have I done?! My abomination of an idea of bridging my email and ActivityPub progresses. If you see this message, something is working! Comments replies are welcome as it's a good test of this system :) People keep saying ActivityPub is a lot like email. If it's so similar to email, could I use my email client to interact with the fediverse? Previously I did this by writing a SMTP interface to the Mastodon HTTP API. That worked. But as we probably know, the fediverse is not Mastodon; it's really ActivityPub. The real deal would be working with ActivityPub directly, not the Mastodon HTTP API. And that's now (mostly?) working! In shonky diagram form, sending looks like this: laptop --SMTP--> my_server --ActivityPub--> fediverse Replies look like this: fediverse --ActivityPub--> my_server --SMTP--> mailbox <--IMAP-- laptop my_server translates back and forth between ActivityPub messages and mail messages. For example given the message: Date: Wed, 6 Mar 2024 16:37:59 +1100 From: Oliver Lowe To: [email protected] Subject: test 2 test hello world! The following ActivityPub message is created: { "@context": "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams", "id":"https://apubtest2.srcbeat.com/outbox/1709703480070628170", "type":"Note", "name":"test 2", "to": ["https://aussie.zone/c/localtesting","https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public"], "cc": ["https://aussie.zone/c/localtesting"], "published":"2024-03-06T16:37:59+11:00", "attributedTo":"https://apubtest2.srcbeat.com/actor.json", "content":"test hello world!", "mediaType":"text/markdown" } There's still a lot of bugs (of course) and unimplemented bits (of course). I can't call this a proper fediverse service yet. I'm going to roll with this for a bit and see how it holds up.

Kolanaki , 4 months ago

So this comment I am writing is going to appear as an email in a chain? Neat!

Shkshkshk , 5 months ago (edited 5 months ago) to science

New research shows that the insects flying around the streetlights are in fact in a living hell that we made for bugs.

@science

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41467-024-44785-3

Essentially, their tiny bug brains think the light is the sunset, so they keep turning to keep the "sun" at the same angle so they can go "straight." No matter how far they fly, they don't make any progress. They are trapped in this little hell we made just for them, not understanding why they can't get to where they are going.

Kolanaki , 5 months ago

Open flames are more humane. Then they just burn up so they’re not trapped forever.

twizzay , 6 months ago (edited 6 months ago) to lemmyshitpost

Posting again to remind you that there are actually two barneys.

Both are married and one is into older women.

@lemmyshitpost

Kolanaki , 6 months ago

There were 98 more, but we’re down to the smallest circle and only one will claim Victory Royale.

brokenix , 9 months ago to nostupidquestions

@nostupidquestions test
!nostupidquestions
https://lemmy.world/c/[email protected]

Kolanaki , 9 months ago

Check 1… Check 2…

Syballis.

ajsadauskas , 1 year ago to technology

So Elon's a "visionary" who wants to turn X into a single website where you can do everything — kinda like Yahoo!

He wants his new MySpaceX portal to be a website...

Where you can message people: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahoo!_Messenger

Where you can stream audio: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broadcast.com

Where you can stream videos: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahoo!_Screen

Where you can create social media posts: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahoo!_360%C2%B0

Where you can manage your finances: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahoo!_Finance

Where you can share photos: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahoo!_Photos

Where you can earn money publishing content: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahoo!_Publisher_Network

Where you can find a job: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahoo!_HotJobs

Where you can buy and sell stuff: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahoo!_Auctions

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this truly is a vision for the future — if by "the future" you mean 1997.

#tech #technology #twitter #X #musk #ElonMusk @technology #yahoo

Kolanaki , 1 year ago

Can I play chess, tho?

Kolanaki , 1 year ago

That sectoid’s shit eating grin

renwillis , 1 year ago to fediverse

Article Update: In less than 2 days, #Threads somehow gets even worse!

https://rentsuru.medium.com/its-been-5-minutes-and-instagram-s-threads-already-sucks-f10d507807ed

My feed is now all those interesting people, places, & publications that I followed on #Instagram over the years reacting & replying to celebrities & brands like Dunkin Donuts and fucking Paris Hilton.

Or worse, seeing celebrities & brands replying to each other.

Awesome. 😬

#meta #facebook #mastodon #fediverse #twitter #twittermigration @fediverse

Kolanaki , 1 year ago

“I liked them ironically. As a joke.”