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Kolanaki

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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

I’m learning Japanese so sometimes I might write something out in romaji just to practice. Please correct it if it’s wrong!

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That’s insulting to rocks.

Best way to transfer local files to my Android device.

I have a Xiaomi 11 Lite NE 5G. It comes with the painfully slow USB 2.0. I wish to transfer local music files to it, but it’s taking a long time to get copied over USB connection as well as it fails in-between sometimes. Is there any way to transfer the files in a quick and reliable manner?

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That model of phone seems to have an SD card slot; if you have an adapter to use a micro SD card on your PC, just throw the MP3s onto one of those.

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Clink!

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Is that a healthy weight for a gas canister? 🤔

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can anyone recommend a good TV show to binge after eating an indica gummy

I Think You Should Leave on Netflix (or piracy; I don’t care).

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Mister would you please help my pony?

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Lemme guess; it’s on BetaMax?

Edit: reels?! You don’t have a god damn flashlight and a wall?! I can still watch my dad’s old 8mm tapes this way. It just doesn’t have a consistent frame rate 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Oh God! It’s mooning us!

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Amazon’s returns process is a complete dumpster fire - they’ll slap a “new” sticker on your used crap

Could have just ended the sentence there and it would still work both figuratively and literally. 🤣

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Maybe the poop stains were from an Amazon warehouse employee who wasn’t allowed to leave the line 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Taking inspiration from AI generated images, I see.

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Microbes usually like it warm. Actively boiling rock seems like it would be pretty warm.

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Really? They sure seem to know a lot about them, judging from that song’s lyrics… 🤔

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I’ve driven rentals that put the brake lights on if you did not have a foot on the gas, and only lit a 3rd brake light when actually pressing the brake. Dunno why it isn’t more common tho.

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To be fair, that’s what the 3rd light that only lights up when the brake is applied is. 😌

Kolanaki ,
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One of my dogs is named Loki. He doesn’t worship Odin; he is his son.

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I don’t mind the sun sometimes,

The images it shows.

I can taste you on my lips,

And smell you in my clothes.

Cinnamon and sugary,

And softly spoken lies.

You never know just how you look,

Through other people’s eyes.

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I can link at least 4 lines to relevant things in the news recently… lol

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God damn it… Get some better fuckin’ aim!

Joe sent the orders

Please. If he had, he would have used a professional who wouldn’t have missed.

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It was fake but they hired Stanley Kubrick to film it and, being the perfectionist he was, he shot on location on the moon.

Kolanaki ,
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8.56 billion in revenue

And that’s just estimated from sales on the platform. AFAIK, they have never publicly stated their actual earnings.

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If you don’t want a publisher to take a cut: self-publish. Every publisher takes a cut. Valve just takes 10% more than everyone else, while also providing more tools and support than anyone else to those devs.

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Valve is both a publisher and developer.

Steam is a store.

A publisher is merely any individual or business that makes others’ works available for sale. Valve does this through Steam.

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Since when? Valve’s 30% has always been contentious because everyone else had only been 15-20%. It’s the main thing Tim Sweeny constantly whines about.

Kolanaki ,
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Since 2019 then? So Sweeny is an even bigger wiener than I thought.

Kolanaki ,
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Okay Valve is also a publisher but how many games have they published from outside developers?

Literally every game on Steam that isn’t their own. 🤦‍♂️

It sounds like you don’t know what publishing means.

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I don’t know where you’re getting the 15-20 percent thing.

From articles about it I read way back in the early 2000’s when the Orange Box came out.

Back in 2007 there was no other digital game store and physical publishers still are known to only take 15-20%.

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Apples to oranges. What is similar? They are fruit. That’s about it.

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Let Me Solo Her figure next to Fleshlight? Hmm 🤔

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I miss my Siberia Icemats. Those things were great.

I had a Plantronics RIG I won in a drawing I didn’t even know I was entered in, but it wasn’t that comfortable. One of those over the ear styles, but the cups were small so it just squeezed your ears instead of sit comfortably around them. But other than that, they were pretty amazing. Even came with a DAC.

Currently I have a Sony WH-XB910N but it’s just headphones. It does technically have a mic for using handsfree with a phone, but even though it shows up on PC as an input device, it doesn’t actually pick anything up so I can’t use it as a headset when gaming 😮‍💨

The AI-focused COPIED Act would make removing digital watermarks illegal (as well as training any kind of AI on copyrighted content) (www.theverge.com)

A bipartisan group of senators introduced a new bill to make it easier to authenticate and detect artificial intelligence-generated content and protect journalists and artists from having their work gobbled up by AI models without their permission....

Kolanaki ,
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This is actually pretty cool for small artists, but how would it handle things like iFunny and such adding watermarks to shit they don’t own in the first place?

Kolanaki ,
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“Dr. Lewis saved my life!” One star, because they wanted to die

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“Yeah, yeah! I put a sausage in your little ha-a-and!” - Head Automatica, The Razor

“Excuse me, while I kiss this guy!” - Jimmy Hendrix, Purple Haze

Kolanaki ,
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Unless you speak the language they original VAs are speaking: How would you even know if they’re doing it good?

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Where’s the moonbun?

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I feel like a fake gun would be way cheaper than a real one. Real guns ain’t cheap.

Kolanaki ,
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They fix everything in post anyway; why do they have to fire blanks and not just cap gun caps?

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They’re actors. Just pretend. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Kolanaki ,
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I don’t mind working when it’s either something I enjoy doing and would do without it being a job, or if I can see it tangibly improving something or someone by providing something other people (or myself) need.

If all I see is the boss getting richer while I am doing something I literally would only do because I am being paid to do it, fuck that job.

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I made parfait (or whatever the jello, whipped cream, walnuts and fruit thing is actually called) for a potluck at work once when I was 19. That was the last time I ever made Jello. I am now 39.

I’m more of a pudding guy.

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When I call somewhere and get a live person I ask for them to give me the machine because a machine is easier to deal with.

Chinese risk perilous journey in search of ‘freedom’ in the United States: “I want to say whatever I want and don’t have to worry about the police knocking on my door.” (www.aljazeera.com)

Many middle-class Chinese trekking to the US are college-educated, have an established career or business in China and know how to use a VPN to avoid official censorship and access the free internet....

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I want to say whatever I want and not have to worry about the police come knocking on my door

Then why would you come to the US? 🤨

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Pick any SHMUP. Even the classics like Raiden are the most boring, least engaging games ever.

Kolanaki ,
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This is the real reason Data doesn’t tell everyone where his off switch is.

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I don’t even wanna take my dogs out for a decent walk around the apartment complex in this heat; I can’t imagine wanting to go on a hike in a desert.

You Can Now Quadruple The Original Xbox's RAM, But We Wouldn't Advise It Just Yet | Time Extension (www.timeextension.com)

The original Xbox shipped with 64MB of RAM, which was quite a lot for its time in 2001 but seems small by modern standards. A modder called Prehis2oricman has quadrupled the amount of available RAM to 256MB using a custom RAM module that consists of two parts: a RAM chip and an interposer allowing use of all eight memory slots...

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Unless someone starts making new games for the thing, I don’t think this is for anything other than the dude who actually made the mod and the reason was “he could.” Which, don’t get me wrong, is pretty cool.

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Where is this naked tickle fight supposed to take place and where do I sign up?

I genuinely feel like I wouldn't live that differently even if I suddenly became ultra-wealthy. Am I kidding myself?

Of course, I’d do all the obvious things, such as getting a bigger house, a newer car, and quitting work, but beyond that, I have no interest in an extravagant lifestyle—or at least that’s what I tell myself....

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I would only live differently in that I would actually be able to do everything I want to do instead of doing nothing because I can’t afford to do anything. Better home, better car, better gaming setup and I’d actually leave the house once in a while for more than just work and getting consumable goods like food, TP, soap, etc. And there isn’t a lot I want to go out for. Bowling, pool, going up to Yosemite or down to Santa Cruz (gas is insane).

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