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Kolanaki

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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

I’m learning Japanese so sometimes I might write something out in romaji just to practice. Please correct it if it’s wrong!

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In what way would these bean memes make people go back to Reddit? “Go back to reddit. They don’t have beans?” There are beans there too.

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I am also currently waiting for my breakfast.

I’ll be here a while, as I would also have to make said breakfast, and I’m not feeling all that.

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God damn I want some of that right now 🤤

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What do you think will happen?

Pitchforks and torches being brandished.

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We need technology that would allow us to pet images of cats through our computers and phones.

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Yes. And FYI: It’s impossible to stop human beings from doing the same thing.

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Maybe it’s just the crappy hotels I’ve used, but the soaps are always so small, I need two whole bars to take a shower. I know I’m not in the best of shape, but I ain’t that huge.

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Those buttholes look like bagel chips, not pretzels.

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Instead of it just being for a single person, we can collectively celebrate The Great Exodus of 2023.

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Regular or golden?

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r/videos is currently only allowing posts that contain texts describing a video

Awesome. Now blind users can watch videos using their 3rd party text readers! Oh wait…

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666/D/Hell

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One of my favorite Brian Regan bits kinda fits, maybe?

“In 1939, Germany invaded Poland. One thing led to another and the United States of America dropped two atomic bombs on the sovereign nation of Japan.”

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This has been a meme for such a long ass time (even before Reddit) that any deleted post in a support type thread (or on a meme of the subject) was subject to someone replying “Thanks that solved it!”

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NHL '95 was the shit!

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We are at a point now where there may be people who are familiar with a floppy disc, but have never seen a CD/DVD. Which is friggin’ wild.

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After seeing several places get mainstream, the last of which being Reddit: I wouldn’t want it to. That’s when everything starts to suck. Stay niche. Stay cool.

Does it seem like we’re mixing two concepts, having servers for users and content?

It feels like they’re two different roles. It might be better to have user-orientated servers that prioritise federation of content and only have a couple of meta-style communities, and other servers which prioritise being the go-to place for discussion on a particular topic and less a place that manages a large number of user...

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Why tho? If we can get standardized protocols and stuff, why not a standardized login system where 1 account works on every site?

Other than The Valerian, is there any other content set in the universe of The Fifth Element?

The world is so detailed, I just want to know about it. Like… What’s the alien Zorg has as a pet and things like that. Are the movies really just kind of self-contained, or are they inspired/based on something? Are there maybe books set in the world?

What’s the difference between all those instances?

We have Lemmy.world, Lemmy.ml, beehaw.org, I think even yiffit.net. If I log in using wefwef it asks me where I want to login. And when I make a new account using another instance, it says ”… Lemmy is federated, so you can interact with everything on lemmy.ml even if you’re registered on a different instance.“ So if...

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  1. Log in on your preferred instance
  2. Browse all
  3. See content from another instance
  4. Interact with it

It’s pretty seamless. Like I can switch from instance to instance, and all is exactly the same (minus instance specific admin stickies) across everything, for the most part. It’s going to depend on the white/blacklist of each instance, but so far I have not found too much that was blocked off on one that I could access from another.

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Isn’t selfhosted started by the same dude that started lemmy.world? Meaning it really is selfhosted? 🤔

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I’m on these platforms for the shitposts.

The cool/relevant/newsworthy information is just a handy little side bonus.

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I’m too tired, too hungry… And definitely, too thirsty.

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I am surprised that neither of my dogs give a fuck about fireworks. They don’t even tilt their ears towards 'em (and no, they aren’t deaf). They will, however, absolutely lose their shit over sirens.

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Is it that it’s not very good, or actually working as an indicator of what’s truly popular and currently generating engagement, and the people just love shitposts? 🤔

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After 17 seasons, the Reddit lore was getting stale and uninteresting. Lemmy lore is new hotness. Season premiere only just came out.

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So I tied a can of Heinz to my belt, as was the style at the time…

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I saw a post not more than 10 minutes ago that had an embedded .gif posted and hosted on the lemmy.world image host. I tried doing the same thing earlier today and the image didn’t actually load. Is that other user just a wizard?

The post in question

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Depends on your taste. I usually just do a literal pinch between my thumb and index finger per egg. Some people like more. Others prefer less.

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Active: Ranks on votes and comment activity, with the time of the last comment being an important factor.

Hot: Ranks on votes and comments, but just uses the timestamp of the post without the comments time affecting it.

Top: Just the highest score of the selected time period.

New Comments: (my favorite) is like an old forum, where the top post is the one that received the newest comment.

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Maybe it’s a gif of a BBC going into Spez’s mouth. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Poor op… Blew the last part of his title off with that M80 😞

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do you think dating is hard sometimes?

No.

I think it’s hard all the time. But I am aromantic, pansexual, have ADHD and may also be on the spectrum. I have a hard time in general when it comes to dealing with other human beings, and an even harder time in more intimate relationships.

Everything Must Be Paid for Twice (www.raptitude.com)

One financial lesson they should teach in school is that most of the things we buy have to be paid for twice. There’s the first price, usually paid in dollars, just to gain possession of the desired thing, whatever it is: a book, a budgeting app, a unicycle, a bundle of kale. But then, in order to make use of the thing, you...

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I don’t know if this is to mean you only paid for your games once, or if you’re like me and have a ton of older games you bought again to have on Steam because they don’t even have CD-Keys to be added manually from an original purchase (like Doom 1995).

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I can see the phrase working if we talk about the entire chain from production to end consumer. I go to the store, I buy something. The store had to also buy that thing so they could sell it to me. Right there, it was already paid for twice. Just not by the same person/entity.

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It’s quite usable if you view its contents from another instance like I am doing now.

I have to wonder: is the content itself redistributed throughout the federation because I don’t see how if an instance is down while using that instance, I can still view and interact with content originating from that instance.

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They can already be seen in tandem with each other. If anything, it just gives more content for the same topics. I really don’t know what purpose consolidation would ultimately serve.

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No. That dude’s scenario doesn’t seem likely to happen at all. It would be funny if it did tho.

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I am an expert on the little bugs that live on your skin. Swimming for extended periods not only doesn’t harm them, it makes them stronger. Try to limit swimming to 2 hours or less or they may become strong enough to take over control of your body!

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I can clearly tell that was a satirical copypasta; I cant tell if you’re being sarcastic, too, though.

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walks into train, completely stoned. Sees clock. Panics. Ah fuck, I’m way too high to travel back in time… What if I fuck up the timeline?!

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    It’s prime time now and I had to switch over to this account on another instance just to have the feed load in less than 10 minutes.

    Pretty good benefit, though. I thought the stuff hosted on a buggy/slowed instance would be just as messed up, but switching to a different instance really does feel like a singular website that was fixed. Night and day difference.

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    But why not even links to videos or gifs

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    Or maybe he is delirious because he hasn’t pooped for 3 days and just needs to unload.

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