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Hyperreality , in For Free!

You can't siphon a trucks gas just because it has a blue line flag. Most modern cars have an anti-siphon valve, so that causes issues.

Instead, you locate the fuel tank and drill a small hole in it. That way you can let the fuel collect in a tub or jug. On lifted trucks this is even easier. Drill the hole, pop a large jug under it, perhaps use a small rubber hose or funnel.

Remember to leave them a little note that you've drilled a hole, so they can go get it repaired and not leak fuel everywhere attempting to refill it.

tim-clark ,

Just shove tampons down the filler tube or any non fuel liquid

too_high_for_this ,

Corn syrup

db2 ,

Install a self-tapping valve, then you can drain the next tankfull even easier.

Grayox OP ,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Unethical Life Pro Tips!

HikingVet ,

Self tappers are great. Don’t forget your gasket so they don’t notice a drip.

jaybone ,

With this approach it’s best to not leave them a note.

altima_neo , (edited )
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

May as well take that cat converter while you’re down there, for good luck.

6daemonbag ,

Is that why I couldn’t siphon my gas that I needed for a generator after a hurricane? Not only did I fail at what I thought would be an easy task, I got sick and threw up in my 95⁰ house

InputZero ,

Yup, you got a lung full of gasoline vapors and nothing else. You need a car siphon pump, they’re super cheap and available at any auto store. You just gotta make sure it’s got a long hose on both sides and a tube for air to get into the tank. If the hose is too long just cut it. Those stick ones don’t work on every car cause some gas tanks have slight bends.

Stephen304 ,

Pro tip for sucking volatile gases, you can suck air into your mouth and push it out your nose without it going into your lungs. I do that when I clean glass pieces with iso when there’s still some vapors present. If you exhale out your nose while you do this you can be extra sure none goes into your lungs. Granted you should also be sure you’re actually pulling liquid if you’re trying to syphon, but at least you wouldn’t be pulling into your lungs.

6daemonbag ,

Haha yeah that was my method. I was just too stubborn and, combined with the heat at the time, courting disaster.

Stephen304 ,

Ah I thought you meant that you got sick from getting the fumes into your lungs. That’s unfortunate.

valkyrie ,

Citation needed.

Stephen304 ,

Why don’t you just try it…? It’s not that hard to do. Just relax your sinus muscles and close your lips, then alternate between using your tongue to fill the space in your mouth pushing air out your nose and moving your tongue out of the way to create a void, sucking air back in. If you can coordinate this while also alternating between closing your sinuses and opening your lips while you create the void in order to suck air in your lips, and then closing your lips and opening your sinus so that the air gets pushed out your nose, then you’ll be able to pump air from your mouth out your nose without using your lungs.

valkyrie ,

I guess I’m not really following the technique. But let me ask this: Regardless if you aren’t getting air to your lungs then there is no point of breathing right? Since the lungs are the ones that get the oxygen into your bloodstream. If using the technique above is actually effective, wouldn’t you choke because of not getting enough oxygen?

Stephen304 , (edited )

Yeah so you’re essentially holding your breath while you do it, so you’d need to take a break to breathe in and if you’re trying to siphon you would need to seal your lips to prevent losing your progress / prevent the liquid from falling back down. But you can exhale while doing it, which also helps to make sure your don’t accidentally inhale whatever fumes you’re “pumping”.

Granted it’s kind of a silly thing to do and only marginally useful. Each cycle only moves a mouthful of air so I only find it useful for clearing trace amounts of isopropyl fumes from vapes and pipes without hurting my throat, but a fun trick nonetheless if you have the coordination. And depending on the fumes it might still burn your nostrils a bit.

Maybe the better way to explain the technique is: you can close the back of your throat and move your tongue back and forth to push air in and out of your mouth. You can also close your lips and do the same motion with your tongue to push air in and out your nose. All you really need to do is alternate between the two so that instead of pushing the air back out your mouth, you push it out your nose.

gravitas_deficiency ,

Or: sugar!

too_high_for_this ,

Corn syrup dissolves better in gasoline

TinyPizza ,
@TinyPizza@kbin.social avatar

bleach will oxidize the entire engine and seize it after several miles. No turning back from bleach.

RightHandOfIkaros ,

In case anyone can’t tell this is sarcasm, this (intentionally causing damage to private property belonging to someone else) would be considered vandalism, which is a crime. Please do not commit crimes.

jaybone ,

Life of the party right here.

JUST IN CASE YOU COULDNT TELL THIS IS ALSO SARCASM.

too_high_for_this ,

But crimes are fun

FordBeeblebrox ,

Also despite what those cartoons told you crime fuckin pays and it’s expensive to be poor, also fuck the police so 🤷‍♂️

Hyperreality ,

Pro-tip: Sometimes fucking the police also pays.

CADmonkey ,

Raw eggs and water in the gas tank takes less work, although you don’t get gas out of it.

greenmarty ,

Good manners can’t be left out , indeed.

Raiderkev ,

Just hope you don’t make a spark while drilling

Hyperreality ,

That's the good thing. AFAIK most tanks are plastic nowadays.

clearedtoland , in Avocados on the house

The fact that things like this never occur to me as possibilities goes to show just how naive I am about how the world works

CodingAndCoffee ,
@CodingAndCoffee@lemmy.world avatar

You sound like a good person who returns their shopping cart

RedditWanderer ,

Be the change you want to see in the world! The shopping cart/parking lot affects us all. Walmart losing money on every avocado doesn’t bother me at all.

In fact walmart probably doesn’t care at all either, they’ll take electricity over humans any day

jayemar ,

A friend of mine told me that when he worked at a grocery store as a teenager that he always liked being tasked with rounding up the grocery carts in the parking lot because he got to go outside and be by himself for a bit. I think about that a lot, but I also return my cart.

RedditWanderer ,

Damn, now I’m going to think of those kids when I return the cart! Maybe I could like, pile them up real bad in the little hut so they can still get fresh air.

Ambiorickx ,

I agree with your friend, I’ve been in the same job. But I also return my cart.

demlet ,

Former grocery store teen here. It was nice to get away from customers a little, but then again then you’re stuck in a parking lot with those same customers and now you have to try and avoid getting run over.

Quexotic ,

I always thought it was nice except for when the weather was terrible like when it was really hot or cold and you were out there with numb hands shoving 30 carts across a snow covered parking lot.

It was only occasionally good

Honytawk ,

Great, since those carts are returned by good people now, it means they can have a 5 minute break outside in the sun instead.

PilferJynx ,

I want to see corporate profits shrink!

SexyTimeSasquatch ,

For some reason not returning the shopping cart makes me angrier than the meme about abusing self checkout.

JusticeForPorygon ,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I return my shopping cart but I couldn’t give a shit less how much Walmart is losing to shoplifters.

“Oh know guys! We only made $28 million in profit this year instead of $29 million! What will we tell our investors who are each worth six times that?”

misterundercoat ,

$28 million

I like your Dr. Evil-esque way of getting the order of magnitude wrong

JusticeForPorygon ,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

You’re right, they made ~$150 billion last year, but that’s too much math.

bdonvr ,

Me returning the cart makes a person’s job easier.

Stealing doesn’t affect the workers.

ggppjj ,

Funfact: Walmart pays the vendors (usually local person who rents their own truck and buys their own stock) on scan data. If it doesn’t scan, Walmart is also not affected.

31337 ,

I am not a lazy bones.

ShittyRedditWasBetter ,

It’s all fun and games until you are banned from the local grocery stores .Loss prevention is pretty good these days. It’s the Internet though, they really aren’t stealing. It’s internet tough guy shit.

demlet ,

Most self checkouts use cameras and AI where I am.

SternburgExport ,

Where I used to live, the self checkout didn’t even accept Google Pay.

demlet ,

Aw, that’s the best part. I love paying with my ridiculous smart watch that I didn’t need.

SternburgExport ,

Well too bad you spent so much money on a watch that needs to be charged every day.

demlet ,

It was a stupid impulse buy, yes…

SternburgExport ,

Oh these are the worst. I had an Apple watch Series 0 I got cheap from a friend. Was pretty neat, but the charging was annoying.

Now I have a Casio GBD-200 which gives me a few smartwatch features (notifications, phone finder, vibration) with a battery that lasts 1-2 years and since it’s a G-Shock I don’t have to worry about damaging it.

mp3 ,
@mp3@lemmy.ca avatar

I was curious to see if there was someone else than me with that watch so I searched for GBD-200. Howdy fellow Casio bro ⌚

Guy_Fieris_Hair ,

I was at one and moved an unscanned item to close to the bagging area and the screen froze then showed an areal cam of me getting too close to the bagging area.

Flughoernchen ,

Oh hell that’s creepy

ShittyRedditWasBetter ,

How is having a camera on what you are checking out creepy?

ciko22i3 ,
@ciko22i3@sopuli.xyz avatar

Oh I’m so tough, look at me… stealing from a grocery store

son_named_bort ,

I have had the thought when buying 2 donuts from the bakery section I could ring it up as 1, but then I realize that it might lead to trouble just to save maybe a dollar at most.

TheMemorius , in Every third post on Lemmy

I’m fine with politics on the internet, but why spam it on a memes community…

SkyezOpen ,

Because political memes are hilarious.

SaakoPaahtaa ,

Haha yes! The threehundreth variation of the same joke, feels like the first time I heard it

SkyezOpen ,

I will always find charlie kirk with a small face hilarious and I refuse to apologize.

SaakoPaahtaa ,

We all have our guilty pleasures, I enjoy Stalin with a comically large spoon -memes but wouldn’t bother others with them.

ArcaneSlime ,
SaakoPaahtaa ,

Though that never happened, it’s good that it happened. Warm regards from my moms basement.

I also like pointing out how homosexuals and trans folk have always been the first ones to get camped under communism.

And that equality is a liberal ideology.

And that social democracy fixes everything commies claim communism does, except that social democracy works.

Gets em everytime.

gowan ,
@gowan@reddthat.com avatar

Yeah Im bisexual and it blows my mind to see the LGBT+ folks on hexbear. It’s as if they have no grasp on history, have no understanding of what a nation trying to have a unitary identity frequently means for LGBT+ people, and haven’t bothered to realize that the nations at the forefront of LGBT rights have never included a socialist nation until last month’s reforms in Cuba (much respect for Cuba in doing this).

OurToothbrush ,

LGBT+ people, and haven’t bothered to realize that the nations at the forefront of LGBT rights have never included a socialist nation until last month’s reforms in Cuba (much respect for Cuba in doing this).

The GDR had more practical rights for lgbt people than the best capitalist countries for most of its history, and Cuba was better on lgbt rights even before the family code. Marriage equality isn’t the end all be all, especially in countries where marriage is less institutionalized by the government.

gowan ,
@gowan@reddthat.com avatar

The GDR had good rights between 1985-1992 and really only on paper.

The fact is in most socialist nations LGBT rights lagged behind Western capitalist nations.

OurToothbrush ,

Could you back that up? They straight up had state sponsored gay bars and massive anti-homophobia programs

gowan ,
@gowan@reddthat.com avatar

Fir whatever reason either Lemmy as a whole or my computer cannot link back to context right now. Im presuming this was about GDR not Cuba. The reforms that created the gay bars were made in 1985. GDR’s LGBT+ rights progress more or less mimicked the West apart from not actively criminally prosecuting homosexuals for homosexuality a bit earlier.

OurToothbrush ,

I also like pointing out how homosexuals and trans folk have always been the first ones to get camped under communism.

East Germany, Cuba, Vietnam, Laos, filipino maoist insurgent marriages, oh and also all current socialist countries are making massive progress on lgbt issues while the minority of capitalist countries where communist led lgbt movements have succeeded in scoring some victories are backsliding.

SkyezOpen ,

-10,000 social credit. Bing chilling.

ArcaneSlime ,

LOL like I had social credit! I’m an anarchist, typically among the first or second wave of political dissidents executed whenever a communist regime that would impliment such a social credit system takes power. Simply put: by the time that matters I’m already dead and hopefully took a few out omw.

yogthos ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar
ArcaneSlime ,
yogthos ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

Famines were common before the revolution and in fact were one of the main causes of the revolution. Quality of nutrition improved after the Soviet revolution, and the last time USSR had a famine was in 1940s. CIA data suggests they ate just as much as Americans after WW2 peroid while having better nutrition: scribd.com/…/CIA-RDP84B00274R000300150009-5-pdf

Meanwhile, 40 million Americans struggle with food insecurity today cbsnews.com/…/food-insecurity-americans-still-go-…

🤡

ArcaneSlime ,
yogthos ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar
ArcaneSlime ,
yogthos ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar
ArcaneSlime ,

Well I’ve hit my image limit lol, so unfortunately I can’t keep posting pictures of stuff that “never happened and if they did they deserved it,” lucky you.

yogthos ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

Aww I guess you’ll have to get off on gore porn in private now. Neanwhile nobody made that argument at all. The fact that you think posting pictures of bad things that happened under communism to make an argument that communism is bad is a sound argument really highlights the quality of your intellect. I think you’ve given us sufficient demonstration of that.

wanderingmagus ,

Communism objectively failed - the USSR no longer exists and modern Russia is a capitalist oligarchy. The PRC is economically capitalist despite all the hammer-and-sickle flags. Meanwhile, the USA and EU economically and militarily dominate the planet. I’d call that succeeding, dominating in fact.

yogthos ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

Communism has not objectively failed. USSR managed to improve lives of millions of people, and the transition to capitalism has been an abject disaster. Claiming that the fact that USSR is no longer around is a failure of communism is a nonsensical argument though. Plenty of capitalist regimes fail, yet we don’t see you saying that capitalism failed because of that.

Meanwhile, saying that PRC is capitalist shows a profound lack of understanding of the subject on your part. If you care to educate yourself on the subject then you could read this book redletterspp.com/products/the-east-is-still-red

USA got in the dominant position after WW2 not because of capitalism, but because it was the only major power that wasn’t directly involved in the war and hasn’t been destroyed in the process. The world order that US built is collapsing as we speak.

ArcaneSlime ,

Hexbear and lemmygrad make that argument, and as a result they get to confront their own ideals until they block me. Fuck em. Tankies think it’s good, here it is.

yogthos ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

I didn’t make any such argument, but clearly you weren’t engaging with what I said and instead decided to fight a straw man being the intellectual giant that you are. The reality is that bad things happen in every human society. The question is whether the terrible things you spammed here are an inherent result of the communist ideology or not. And of course the other question is whether communists managed to create a society that has a positive trajectory and how it compares to other existing societies run by capitalists. Clearly considering such questions is beyond your intellectual ken.

ArcaneSlime ,
yogthos ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

Yup, that’s me, presumably you have some point you’re trying to make there?

ArcaneSlime ,

So you support communist China and it’s actions?

yogthos ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

Of course I do, communist China lifted over a billion people out of horrific poverty and has consistently improved the standard of living for its people. Only an absolute imbecile would ignore all that in favor of focusing on tragedies that happened during the revolution.

ArcaneSlime ,

Ahem.

No u.

yogthos ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

Yup, that’s precisely the level of debate I’ve come to expect from you.

ArcaneSlime ,

I don’t waste my time arguing with tankies, only troll. Sick of 'em, and not worth the mental energy.

gowan ,
@gowan@reddthat.com avatar

Well that’s just because he looks like he got grazed by his mad scientist father’s latest project.

Uniquitous ,

That’s just how memes do, political or otherwise

TokyoMonsterTrucker OP , (edited )

Point me to a time/place when politics were not completely intertwined with meme communities.

Oh, right. That doesn’t actually exist.

_errer ,

One time, back in the 90s, a baby danced.

cynetri ,
@cynetri@midwest.social avatar

The prevelance of computers are inherently linked with the corporate desire to minimize cost and maximize productivity and profit. The origin of computers comes from military use; first seen in WW2 to calculate angles for artillery use and crack codes as with Enigma. Later, financial and educational institutions saw an ability to reduce labor cost by using computers to automate some record keeping. Why would they be interested in reducing cost? Capitalism, of course! And who were the ones programming these machines? Mostly, wealthy white men. You see, because computers were still giant, expensive machines, they required a college education to learn to use them. At this point, this was the 50s/60s, and non-white people had very little wealth due to, yknow, all that discrimination stuff. Plus, wealthy people especially back then were also very misogynistic (“i hate my wife” jokes, anyone?) And these wealthy whites were sometimes passionate for the industry, and as computers miniturized, they brought these minicomputers home, where they could use them for much more casual use. Enter the 70s, and these computer users start to make video games. Companies for this new fad start to show up. Fast forward a decade and people start making these new home computers play recorded audio and videos too, and before long, the baby dances. But not everyone had the money for home computers in the 90s, so not everyone is aware of the baby - which is where the discrimination part plays in. Most of the people who experienced the dancing baby in its prime were wealthy, majority white families, so the experience was unfortunately not universal. Or fortunately, idk lmao

Of course I’m stretching super hard, but politics are everywhere when you look into it.

TheMemorius ,

Sure that’s true, but here it’s like way above 50% of the posts being just full-on propaganda, disguised as memes. IDK, I’m just comparing it to other sites/communities where the politics to meme ratio is way lower and feels less forced.

TokyoMonsterTrucker OP ,

OK, fair enough.

I think the fediverse in general attracts a lot of people who are tired of capitalist assholes extracting wealth on various tech platforms, which probably explains some of it. People are very angry right now, and that’s gonna be hard to escape on Lemmy/kbin

Scribbd ,

Apologies for the sin of linking Reddit:

www.reddit.com/r/NonPoliticalTwitter/

Sometimes humans do stuff that are not at all related with politics. But we are masters of linking any non-political action to political arguments. (The classic ‘I like pancakes.’-‘So you hate waffles!’-problem)

Sometimes I just want to have a space to engage with funny memes without the mental strain of filtering out political comments.

purahna ,
@purahna@lemmygrad.ml avatar

just a random assortment grabbed from their top week:

https://lemmygrad.ml/pictrs/image/d42be39c-bb5b-4b59-b8ca-fe276562d2b9.jpeg

yeah the american lawn is totally not a political topic

https://lemmygrad.ml/pictrs/image/568e3e0c-eade-4de7-ab73-dc193388d8fb.jpeg

also yeah totally deriving joy from sabotaging megabillion dollar companies with collective action isn’t political

https://lemmygrad.ml/pictrs/image/2d59808b-756b-4314-8d18-b61765990731.jpeg

neither is trespassing as revenge for corporations eating up public areas

https://lemmygrad.ml/pictrs/image/68a79128-bc50-4fef-874f-da204cdb0bb4.jpeg

and what about a police force so sprawling and weaponized that we use it to reprimand children who make jokes?

sure, it may seem a little contrived to you, but when we talk about how a fish who has been in water all its life can’t actually see the water, that’s how we believe liberals are with their own politics - you believe there’s no politics there because you’ve only ever been immersed in your own politics for the entirety of your life.

BarrelAgedBoredom ,

I get, and largely agree with you, but the lawns and mall jewelry stores is a bit of a stretch. The first thing that comes to mind for the lawns (in the context of the meme) is people not wanting to rake. Most people don’t look at a patch of grass and conflate it with it’s political underpinnings. And the jewelry store is just about overcoming the mild discomfort from a very minor break of social etiquette. The meme and the act itself aren’t consciously political.

Sure, if you think about them for a little bit, the implications become obvious. But these images aren’t meant to be thought provoking treatises on the nature of society; they’re quippy, topical jokes meant to make you blow a little air through your nose in amusement. Fwiw I’m not bothered by the amount of clearly political posts on Lemmy, this is the first place I’ve found political memes that are actually decent (for the most part). But they’re not for everyone and even people that do like them would like non-political content on occasion. It can be a bit of a pain to find that here

greyscale ,
@greyscale@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

If you want to understand the lawns thing, try ordinary things video about lawns. And levvitt towns… And white flight… And racism.

BarrelAgedBoredom ,

I know and understand the political history of American lawns. What I was saying is that the meme itself, while existing within that context, is not consciously political. Life and society is complex, if you think about anything for long enough you can make a political point about it. Just because there is an underlying political narrative behind things like mall jewelry stores and American lawns, does not mean every single meme or conversation about those things is or has to be political.

Look through my comment history, you’ll find I am very much not opposed to talking about politics

Scribbd , (edited )

I haven’t been on this sub for a while. It was once my go-to for just memes.

If this is truly the top of recent week, the the sub has gone downhill in both moderation and content, which is sad to see.

Also thanks for proving my point. You somehow forced gardening into a political topic. A childhood prank into a political topic. We are truly master of politicing the most inane things.

The other topics I cannot say. Existing in a society is political. Breathing is political.

I just wish to see a place where a meme about gardening is met with conversation how things are for others. Ex: ‘This is how I do gardening in [location], I dream of having a nice field of [local species] to support the bees.’

And not have it devolve into political us-vs-them tribalism and hostilitites. Ex: ‘Those lawns are a product of American liberal colonialism! I hate you and you should feel ashamed!’

That these images are hosted on lemmygrad.ml is very telling and just supports the general feel that users interacting from there are just interacting to create hostility and dissonance.

Not everybody, sure, I had conversations that were pleasant. I even read Marx summarised work as a suggestion from one from the lemmygrad-instance. And someon corrected me on a misconception I had from it.

Edit: last but crossed out. Was stuck in primary response. I recognise that threads reviewed also has a lot of inate hostility for the ‘us’-camp. And hostility breeds hostility.

BeigeAgenda ,
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

I would say pre 2016 political jokes was at one level, where the onion could make jokes that was not just an echo of reality.

Somewhere after that we crossed the political joke event horizon, and now we live in bizarro world, where many news items could have been the onion jokes.

TrustingZebra ,

Back in the 2000s, most memes were just cat pictures. Longcat [is long], ceiling cat [is watching you], keyboard cat, grumpy cat etc.

Also hashtag was used in 2015 to ease political tension.

Heavybell , in He's gone now. He said we should find another format to replace this one.
@Heavybell@lemmy.world avatar

Good, I hate that guy.

matchphoenix ,

Obligatory fuck that guy

starman2112 ,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Isn’t that that guy that said the only reason he was getting divorced is because his wife who he verbally abused was legally allowed to leave him?

You know, the guy who voiced Brain in Arthur

Alto ,
@Alto@kbin.social avatar

Well that wasn't a piece of trivia I was expecting to learn today

DakRalter ,
@DakRalter@thelemmy.club avatar

The Brain? That’s ruined my day.

HonoraryMancunian ,

No that was Max Friedman-Cole

Cheez ,

Sam and Max? That’s ruined my day.

starman2112 ,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar
HonoraryMancunian ,

Oh what the fuck

Heavybell ,
@Heavybell@lemmy.world avatar

Wow so he’s not only a climate denier but a misogynist piece of shit too?

OrnateLuna ,

He is many more things aswell

LillyPip ,

Yeah, the guy who exposed himself to coworkers and throws around slurs like confetti. That guy.

rez_doggie ,

Crowder can suck it

GCostanzaStepOnMe , in Eat the rich

Splitting Helium doesn’t release energy.

JohnDClay ,

I think the joke would work with Radon though.

spauldo ,

IIRC, Radon hasn’t been proven to be a noble gas. Xenon is downright promiscuous compared to the other noble gases, and some chemists think that trend continues into radon.

Liz ,

I mean, it’s in the column. Close enough.

becausechemistry ,

And when you trap a xenon inside a C60 cage and start stuffing other things in there, the chemistry gets really weird.

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Disclaimer: this post has not been verified for accuracy

UnRelatedBurner ,

SPREADING MISSINFORMATION ONLINE!

based

WhiteHawk ,

Who’s this “Miss Information”?

Klear ,

I don’t know, but I heard she’s spreading.

spauldo ,

She really gets around, if you know what I mean.

UnRelatedBurner ,

minor spelling mistake 😔

Treczoks ,

People across the board think that they will never need any math or science after leaving school. That's how you get jokes that anyone who was not asleep in physics would not have created.

OskarAxolotl ,

Splitting a random atom wouldn’t cause a chain reaction anyway. It’s just a meme, lol.

Wogi ,

…I need to know more. We can just break open helium all Willy nilly? What’s the biggest atom we can safely split?

paholg ,

Atoms lighter than iron take energy to split, and release energy when fusing. For atoms heavier than iron, it’s the opposite.

axce ,

And what happens with iron ?

Jacobp100 ,

You lose energy if you split or fuse it

AngryCommieKender ,

It extinguishes the stars it forms in. Once you have enough Iron, and the amount is actually quite small compared to the rest of the mass of the star, that triggers a nova. This is due to Iron needing extra energy to either fuse or fission.

TechieDamien ,

Close, the maximum binding energy per atomic mass unit is iron-56, but splitting heavier atoms does not guarrentee releasing energy. If you consider the graph of specific bonding energy against atomic mass, then also consider that you need two numbers that add up to the original mass, it is clear that you need approximately more than 100u to release energy on fission.

Atomic binding energy graph

TheBat , in You are free to go, I guess...
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

“Anything you say can be used against you in court.”

“Titties.”

“…”

agamemnonymous ,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

Opportunity is not compulsion

GitProphet ,

In the movies they always say “… can and will be used against you”

VikingHippie ,

Well since we’re being all precise and shit, it’s “can and will be held against you”, which happens to fit the joke much better 🤷

VikingHippie ,

One of my favourite Talking Heads albums

Leviathan ,

Held against you. It works much better with the proper wording.

Agent641 ,

The witness requests titties. Baliff, bring in “Big Mike”

CurlyMoustache ,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

His name was Robert Paulson

GarbageShoot , in Remember me comrades!

Comparing yourself to Yezhov is worse than anything we’ve said to you

Novman ,

He doesn’t know anything about soviet russia. Yezhov, like Berjia is one that will be never reabilitated.

GarbageShoot ,

Tbf Trotsky also won’t be rehabilitated and I suspect OP would be happy to give us some Very Informed Takes on him as well.

Novman ,

Leon Trotsky (murdered in 1940) was rehabilitated on June 16, 2001 by Russia

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rehabilitation_(Soviet)

GarbageShoot ,

What the fuck

Well, at least the Soviets never rehabilitated him. Who gives a damn what Federation liberals say . . .

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , in Lols
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

I'm sure if Bitcoin had the largest and most powerful military in the world it would have become the world reserve currency by now

idunnololz ,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

Alright who wants to start a new country with me

Kalkaline ,
@Kalkaline@programming.dev avatar

How many defense contractor CEOs owe you sexual favors?

bingbong ,

Umm, I’m pretty sure I owe them sexual favors

explodicle ,

Depends, will you have free market bears or communist big goverment animal control telling us how to secure our trash? /s

gonzo0815 ,

No because currency with built-in deflation is a bad idea. It would get scrapped very quickly.

electriccars ,

Yes sir. Wouldn’t want regular folks to be able to retain the value of their savings! Government’s restricted to being fiscally responsible instead of printing their way out of problems with the hidden tax on the poor that is inflation? Ridiculous!

gonzo0815 ,

Read about the great depression or the deflationary economics in Germany right before the Nazis took power. Deflation sucks, we already experienced it and we don’t need to try it out again.

Lucidlethargy ,

Oof, that’s not how economics works.

Inflation is good so long as wages are rising with it. It’s killing us right now because wages are stagnating hard right now.

electriccars ,

That’s a feature not a bug.

Ho_Chi_Chungus , in *patriotic guitar twangles*
@Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net avatar

honestly I’m still shocked people are buying into Reagan’s welfare queen nonsense 40+ fucking years later

autismdragon ,
@autismdragon@hexbear.net avatar

Step 1 to believing welfare queen nonsense: Be racist and imagine said queen as being black

Cleverdawny OP ,

Or Hispanic or native American or an immigrant

Immigrants aren’t even eligible for EBT until they’re citizens but it doesn’t stop the whining from the right

autismdragon ,
@autismdragon@hexbear.net avatar

Yeah, their propaganda outlets tell them that immigrants are eligible for everything and are indeed sucking up most of it.

Cleverdawny OP ,

When in reality all they’re eligible for is WIC if they’re pregnant or a young mother

autismdragon ,
@autismdragon@hexbear.net avatar

Which is a completely fair and humane policy of course, but only if you see non-citizens as people.

Cleverdawny OP ,

And their children as anything more valuable to society than an anchor baby for their parents to stay in the US

Kecessa ,

Meanwhile in the real world: White people are the ones that have historically benefited the most from welfare programs and the “Welfare Queen” made 8k$ from her scheme.

Mr_Dr_Oink , in Priorities!

But im using sync for free.

Why are people so angry about this?

JackbyDev ,

It’s just a meme because when Sync launched it was all over everyone’s feeds. I don’t think as many folks are as angry about it as it seems but it’s definitely a good topic for meta memes.

Mr_Dr_Oink ,

Im just happy for the influx of posts commenta and votes since sync launched.

Before it was a good day if a post got 50 upvotes Now its common to see 200+ and theres a ton more comments.

Its improved the experience in my opinion.

OceanSoap ,

The people who are actually angry tend to be FOSS advocates. I think they were assuming Sync would have a FOSS type option for users, and were surprised that wasn’t the case.

The rest of us just think it’s funny.

I’m a sync user, btw

Zetta ,

I’m a FOSS advocate, and I have the $20 Sync ad free.

OceanSoap ,

That’s awesome. :)

Zalack ,
@Zalack@startrek.website avatar

Same. I write FOSS software in my free time and also paid.

theragu40 ,

Well you see, it’s important to aggressively gatekeep anything that people start to use and enjoy.

FreeLunch ,

If you are not paying for Sync you are getting ads. So you are still paying (attention, data, you are the product).

Additionally proprietary software has some long term disadvantages that are not visible at first. This is why one needs to always inform people about it as they do not understand these disadvantages.

The biggest issue is that the owners of the proprietary code can change its course whenever they like it. See for example the Reddit Apollo Dev who would have sold out the community for 10 million dollars:

See his own published audio and the discussion on HN:

christianselig.com/…/reddit-third-call-may-31-end…

news.ycombinator.com/item?id=36245906

WagnasT , in When someone makes a crude joke on the internet

The problem is the red ones take the orange ones seriously. Please don’t feed the trolls.

Zehzin , in Windows 7
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

The little shield next to the turn off computer icon implying it’ll update it without asking is a nice touch

youngalfred , in math is hard

How many halves fit into a quarter? Half of them

DashboTreeFrog ,

That’s exactly how I think of it, so strange someone downvoted you

SharkEatingBreakfast , in Why haven't you taken the bear pill?
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

Context: Some woman on the internet said she would feel safer spending a night in the woods with a random bear rather than with a random man

Some woman

Not “some woman” — quite a few women. Lots of women.

SuperSaiyanSwag ,

I’m a man and even I would pick a bear

lud ,

Really? What people do you usually hang around with?

Bears are incredibly strong and dangerous and will kill you just for fun.

I would honestly prefer a random man to a fucking moose.

SuperSaiyanSwag ,

Man is more unpredictable than bear. I know A bear can kill me, but I have no idea what a random man has in mind for me.

lud ,

Sure. I guess it depends on what odds you are comfortable with. I prefer the very small odds of something worse than death or anything happing at all with Man than the high odds of death with a bear.

SuperSaiyanSwag ,

Where are you getting these odds from? For how many people live in bear regions, go camping/hunting/biking etc, there have not been that many bear attacks. Source

lud ,

From this scenario I’m obviously assuming you have to be close to the bear for the entire day.

It’s not like the bear/man is at the other side of the forest.

And as to where I got my odds from? Well out of my ass. There are no statistics on this extremely specific scenario.

Kusimulkku ,

This has a strong “at least they’re honest about wanting to kill me!” energy lol.

Or maybe the whole thing is a joke. I honestly can’t tell

Darkenfolk ,

The random man probably hasn’t anything in mind for you, just minding his own business.

berkeleyblue ,
@berkeleyblue@lemmy.world avatar

Bear: Couldn’t tell you what he’s up to even if it wanted to

Men: Can actually listen and talk their intentions.

Why is a man less predictable in this case? You all just claim things without the slightest bit of argument behind it… so please tell my why that would be the case.

Thanks.

acockworkorange ,

The scale is shark > bear > man > moose. Don’t fuck with moose.

OurToothbrush ,

Large prey animals in general. I see a hippo im running

Taleya ,

Won’t help, those fuckers go 30 mph. Usain bolt only managed 23 dot something for comparison

OurToothbrush ,

I mean… on sight doesn’t mean they’re already chasing, the point is to avoid that

Taleya ,

Don’t make eye contact, don’t attract attention, get the almighty fuck out.

idunnololz ,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

I too prefer chubby hairy men.

problematicPanther ,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

finally, someone who gets me.

Default_Defect ,
@Default_Defect@midwest.social avatar

Hi.

Ragnarok314159 ,

Because a nice bear is going to ask for consent, and might snuggle you and…wait. What kind of bear are we talking about?

beardown ,

Some woman on the internet said she would feel safer spending a night in the woods with a random bear rather than with a random black man

Changes their answers considerably

Arcturus ,

Why do you feel the need to make this racist

Mammothmothman ,

Don’t feed the troll.

El_guapazo ,

*then

apotheotic ,

“If you change the context, the context changes”

ondoyant ,
@ondoyant@beehaw.org avatar

beardown

did… did you make this account just to insert racist bullshit into the bear meme?

GiveMemes ,

Even more surprising is that it’s a reference to a show that makes fun of racism and racist people all the time. ‘Bear down for finals’

jackpot , in How often had I overlooked women's contributions ?
@jackpot@lemmy.ml avatar

i think they mean ‘man’ as in ‘mankind’. also any ideas why would they carve it into bone and not bark or something more flat?

Rowan ,

Likely durability and portability. Think of it as something they use month over month and just mark the day with something like a string band. Bone would be light enough to keep with you, strong enough to not break, and common enough to be available for household use.

TokenBoomer ,

Whoosh.

dangblingus ,

It seems pretty clear that they mean “male” as they follow the mention of “man” up with “woman”.

jackpot ,
@jackpot@lemmy.ml avatar

no i mean, by the people ‘who consider it’. i think the speaksr didnt understand that theyre saying it’s mankind others are talkint abkut

Rodeo ,

Oh but the word mankind in itself overlooks women. We’re all supposed to be saying humankind now.

jackpot ,
@jackpot@lemmy.ml avatar

etymologically speaking im not even sure if thats right. i heard somethibg like this and they either said woman doesnt derive from man or that man used to mean woman and man but woman became its own thing, cant recall

John_McMurray ,

“man” in the contexts not directly related to being a male, means human. “Man” used to have a prefix vaguely pronounced “were” and “woman” used to be “wifman”. Female werewolf would be a “wifwolf” then. So anyways, “Man” never changed it’s meaning, it really just gained an additional one, and yet again, whiners need to read a book.

John_McMurray ,

nah. it’s a double entendre.

PM_Your_Nudes_Please ,

Likely durability. A bone and a stick can both be thrown into a bag and carried with you, but a bone is much more durable than a stick. It’ll be less likely to break or wear down as it rubs against everything else in your bag.

feedum_sneedson ,

What about blackthorn wood versus chicken bone? What’s it like being wrong on the internet, champ. Adding this one to my scoreboard (dry-wipe, wall-mounted, magnetic).

NikkiDimes ,

Do you mean dry erase?

DAMunzy ,

🎤 💧

feedum_sneedson ,

Yes I do, the terms are interchangeable here.

LodeMike ,

They probably did but only the bone survived time

jackpot ,
@jackpot@lemmy.ml avatar

ahh survivorship bias thats it thanks

LodeMike ,

Always remember to check for survivorship bias. It’s the most fundamental way to lie with statistics.

survivalmachine , (edited )

Sure, you can say “man” means “mankind”, but when you use gendered language like that, most people picture a couple of caveMEN sitting around a fire carving bones rather than caveHUMANS (edited – I think it would benefit us to picture all genders around this hypothetical fire). Even though we try to use gendered language in a neutral way, listeners will often perceive the language in a gendered way.

bane_killgrind ,

Cave humans

survivalmachine ,

Thank you <3

Juno ,

Just FYI the origin of “woman” is “wife-man” which (forgive if I do these slightly out of order) was “wyfe-man” to “wife-man” to “wieman” to woman 👩

The misogyny is built into the language. Or the common word used originates from “wife of man”

Paraphrased source Websters word origins

Drusas ,

"Man" also means "humankind". In fact, it was originally a gender-neutral word.

https://www.etymonline.com/word/man

survivalmachine ,

Yes, I know. I explained that. That doesn’t change perception.

jackpot ,
@jackpot@lemmy.ml avatar

this is it tjank you

usualsuspect191 ,

Cave humans hupeople

survivalmachine ,

No

BCsven ,

Do they, or is it just men that think that? While women might think of their own gender around a fire, and assume either gender/ non-gendered

endhits ,

That’s exactly what is meant, but they have to find something to complain about

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