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thorbot , in Be safe out there

It’s kind of criminal that the red letter don’t spell anything

irmoz ,

What do you mean? TEOWHYAOAAEAC is a common word, meaning the feeling you get on a rainy day in July.

nerdschleife , in HUP!

2013-2016 excel is GOATed tbh. Usable and without the cloud bullshit Microsoft tried to push in the coming years

(Yes, I still wish this wasn’t the industry standard office suite)

MissJinx ,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve worked for a company that used google instead of microsoft, man… that was hard. It’s not standard for nothing, it’s a lot better.

ManosTheHandsOfFate ,
@ManosTheHandsOfFate@lemmy.world avatar

My company used Google for a few years. Higher level Excel users hated Sheets and didn’t give up Excel. But for the rest of us riffraff Sheets was great. The collaboration features work really well, better than Office 360.

xpinchx ,

I’m one of the Excel guys, I live by tables, PowerQuery, VBA/UDFs, and loading data from APIs and SQL databases. If any of that functionality lives in Sheets I’ve never been able to figure it out productively.

My last contract used Sheets and I felt like a toddler, it’s too different for my tastes.

DmMacniel , in Priorities!

This whining is so pathetic.

Pantherina , in Restricted Topics

Dudes remove that spyware from your Networks omg

Spiralvortexisalie , in Butterfly
magnetosphere ,
@magnetosphere@fedia.io avatar

Thank you. I just got home from work, and I’m too lazy/tired/hungry to try and figure this out.

Spiralvortexisalie ,

No worries, I felt same, this is maybe Highlights for Kids (the comics at the doctor lol) tier hard, but especially with the song age (~25 years), I had trouble, I can only imagine after a whole shift.

Sylvartas , in Yes, but

Adblock lol

(If you are still using Adblock, I beg you, switch to ublock origin. Adblock takes money from advertisers to not block their shit.)

moshtradamus666 ,

Adblock user = noob

Matthew ,

I read the comic as referring to adblocking software as opposed to any specific extension. I can’t pinpoint what gives me that idea though so who knows

red ,

That’s weird because it’s both the icon of the app, and the exact name.

melpomenesclevage ,

Yeah but nobody uses that one anymore and its become kind of an archetypal thing.

lath ,

Maybe that’s the point of the comic. He only uses the popular brands.

melpomenesclevage ,

…oh shit, was this an ad for adblock?

flashgnash ,

I’m using adblock plus (not sure if it’s the same one), I’ve never seen an ad not be blocked by it. Where does this happen?

nxdefiant , in Property and liability are important!

There should be secret laws you have to unlock by doing unfathomably inhumane things.

“You chased a homeless person in their own car off your completely unutilized property for no reason other than malice. You’ve been sentenced to 12 hours of fighting a flock of geese naked while locked in a middle school gym.”

exocrinous ,

The idea of secret laws seems incompatible with democracy

nxdefiant ,

it’s ok, so are humans. Hopefully the geese win?

melpomenesclevage ,

Which is different from normal bullshit selective laws how?

blanketswithsmallpox ,

Solo Leveling Penalty Game huh? Damnit, I’m in! What do I get for being someone in HR denying someone a job for reasons of “I just wasn’t feeling it.”?

nxdefiant ,

You? Nothing, you’re just being a good cog in a bad machine. Bossman? Rashes, but on the inside of their skin, but that’s likely compounded by numerous other crimes.

FordBeeblebrox ,

First time I’m rooting for the geese, usually they’re the assholes.

There should also be some extra sauce on the sentencing for anyone who carries a badge or position of legal power and abuses that.

Roflmasterbigpimp ,

Twice as much geese which are thrice as pissed?

melpomenesclevage ,

I prefer a cordial introduction to everyone’s favorite friend in red.

bufalo1973 ,
@bufalo1973@lemmy.ml avatar

Why the geese have to be named?🤪

Mahonia , in a32 5g battery died and samshit wont repair it because of magisk, so i made this meme

I once tried to do a relatively basic repair on a phone, and ended up really breaking it. Like the touch screen won’t work because I broke some shit on the motherboard that now requires micro soldering broke it.

So I send it to a repair company that allegedly does some micro soldering, and they call me to tell me they can’t repair it because their diagnostic utility doesn’t work unless it’s the stock OS (I’ve been a GrapheneOS user for many years). What they do is… wipe my data and then tell me it’s not the screen so they can’t repair it.

Then I sent it to an actually good repair shop and they fixed it very quickly, easily understanding the problem. Good repair companies aren’t easy to find but damn are they worth it. They’re almost always smaller shops and they do not GAF what you do with your phone’s software.

Sheeple , in My name is Guy Incognito
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

“privately” “chrome” pick one

kratoz29 ,

I’d rather not.

Sheeple ,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Well they’re mutually exclusive so good luck

Annoyed_Crabby , in Behold the mighty Spheramid!
noobdoomguy8658 ,

It’s a team-building exercise that the management came up with. They might let some people go if it goes well, too!

jol ,
Bene7rddso ,

Do you have a link?

jol ,

Sorry not any longer. It’s gone.

FeelThePower , in F#€k $pez
@FeelThePower@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

honestly it’s replaced reddit for me in a good way, because it has just enough new content that I can check it before bed every day and scroll for a bit, but not enough to where I spend entire lunch breaks on it. sometimes I go days without even checking it. if anything it’s made my relationship with my browser / phone healthier than reddit.

lichtmetzger ,

Exactly. Lemmy is an anti-doomscrolling platform and that’s very healthy and amazing.

KrankyKong ,

I somehow replaced reddit with instagram reels and youtube shorts.

Twelve20two ,

Ah, they got ya by the dopamine balls

KrankyKong ,

Yeah they do. Would you believe me if i said giving up social media is harder than giving up nicotine?

dumpsterlid ,

Give yourself some grace, yes corporate social media is addictive and yes it is easy to get lost mindlessly scrolling but the important question to ask is why is your brain so exhausted and stressed that mindlessly scrolling is the only thing you really have the mental energy to do so much of the time?

Western society repeatedly slams through the narrative that social media addiction is the reason people are miserable and it is all a pathetic attempt to distract us from the fact that our lives suck because of actual horrible things like not being able to afford rent, being in endless debt, not being able to afford healthcare and any number of other awful stresses.

If you need to blob out and scroll after getting out of your shitty job that pays shit where you are treated like shit and sitting in shitty traffic on the way home for who knows how long that’s on society for only providing predatory options that abuse you.

For a lot of people the only thing they actually have the energy to do after work every night is mindlessly scroll, it is a grace that people at least have that to turn to even if it is predatory. It is a symptom not the core issue.

Twelve20two ,

Also true. And there are plenty of worthwhile/educational things to be found on the apps that can help a bit more than they harm. But yeah, it being a symptom is spot on.

MySkinIsFallingOff ,

I just discovered Lemmy, and I’m so happy about it. Instagram replaced Reddit for me these last five months, and I can really feel how detrimental it is for me. It’s like an ADHD-machine. No community, no discussion, just this as quick and loud phase as possible vibe. You look through one recipe video and you get recipes for several days. People dancing and dancing with huge smiles and these creepy eyes. Honestly it’s all so dystopian.

So keeping on with Instagram is not an option, going back to reddit is not an option - and I was really considering becoming like this person who is never in his phone, really mentally healthy, but wildly uninformed about the world and the general discussion 😅

The feel of this place with the Sync app is just so * chefs kiss *. Feels like what reddit was.

ArmokGoB ,

Horseshit. Lemmy is plastered in content about climate change, the Middle East, and other depressing shit.

JackbyDev ,

I think they mean doom scrolling as in algorithmic dopamine loops

lichtmetzger ,

Exactly, and that the content eventually just ends. I didn’t mean that every post is positive news.

lemann ,

Doomscrolling does not literally mean your feed is full of negative content lol, it’s just mindless scrolling

ElBarto ,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Filter that shit out then, that’s what I did.

BluesF ,

100%, all I really want is something I can look at and perhaps sensibly chuckle at when I have a few minutes… Not a pasasitic brain worm that really wants me to pay attention to it.

HawlSera ,

The only problem I have, is that I can’t seem to find the porn.

Jaarsh119 ,

There’s an entire instance dedicated to it: lemmynsfw.com

HawlSera ,

I tried, but they never approved my account. I know they do it in waves, but I applied a month ago

shani66 ,

a lot of servers are really weird about porn, ngl. its not that they just don’t allow it on their server (which, cool, thats fine), its that they go out of their way to block it. its a new wave of puritanism and i don’t really like it. although porn isn’t that hard to find if you are on a good server.

HawlSera ,

Do you know of a good server for that? Because I tried to sign up with Lemmy n sfw they never activated my account, and it was like a month ago.

And yeah, I’m not sure why the sex positivity movement seems to have completely reversed itself. There is this idea that the idea of sexuality of any kind is somehow inherently wrong. Which is stupid. I need all the fetishes

WoefKat ,

Just make sure you put a good human text in the prompt when you sign up. Otherwise they think you’re a bot.

Also check if your username already exists there because the form doesn’t seem to do that.

PS: Fetishes FTW <3 Though of course fetlife rules for that.

WoefKat , (edited )

Yeah it’s one of the thing I liked about Reddit. This everything goes mentality.

I think the problem is that many lemmy servers are based in Germany and despite their open reputation they do have some sub-communities that are very regimental and strict due to their calvinist heritage. We have the same stuff in Holland unfortunately. Some people are super open, but other communities are extremely strict and religious.

The way they deal with it is different though. Germans try to pave over these differences by blocking anything anyone could find offensive. I think this is what promts these blocks. In Holland we just don’t care and are more belligerent against the more conservative groups. Which I like.

toothpaste_sandwich , in F#€k $pez

There’s hundreds of us! Hundreds!

But hey, apparently that’s enough, I haven’t been bored on Lemmy yet. And as the enshittification of Reddit continues there might well be some other exodus.

saltnotsugar ,

Honestly there are enough quality posts and comments here that keep me engaged. It feels like a lot of creative people made the move.

CowsLookLikeMaps ,

Every time I go to check out reddit, I am shocked by how many right-wing psychos there are. I don’t bother commenting anymore because there’s so much vitriol there.

Omega_Haxors , in Is this what people think about Tor browser?

The stereotype of pedophiles using the dark web is absolutely true. I hosted an exit node and not even a day later got a call from my ISP. I told them I was hosting an exit node and they instantly understood the situation, went to close the node and have never hosted another one since.

iloverocks ,

I am also thinking about hosting my own but that outch

Amends1782 ,

Do it with a VPS provider not your own network that is plain silly

iloverocks ,

I wouldnt do it so ether

beefcat , (edited )
@beefcat@beehaw.org avatar

I could never be comfortable with myself knowing I was facilitating the transmission of CSAM.

TheAnonymouseJoker ,
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

It is not worth the risk. Do not do it. “Freedom” assholes do not care about abusing said freedom or being responsible with it, to not waste it on watching fucking child porn.

Omega_Haxors ,

Tell me about it. A disturbing amount of people only care about free speech for that one sole reason, and it shows.

TheAnonymouseJoker ,
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

I have tried to call out anonymity abusers and “freezepeach” irresponsible assholes in privacy community for a while, being in the community for years now as a known privacy guide writer. I think the only way this selfish ignoramus community will ever listen is when they suffer due to these insufferable sewage rats that love to use freedom to say N word, f*g or watch child porn. I am getting tired of blaring the horns and hammering the gong.

lugal , in le federation

The meme template works when left and right is the same thing. There are templates for this kind of message, too. Sorry for being that guy.

squish OP ,

whoever made this was definitely on drugs

Pickle_Jr ,

Was it you? Did you make this?? 🧐🧐

lugal ,

They hated Jesus because he was telling the truth. (singular they if not obvious)

Damage , in The neverending discussion about pasta, olive oil and just putting enough water... 10g salt, 100g pasta, at least 1L water e basta così ! No oil or you ruin the pasta/sauce synergy. 😃

I wonder wtf you guys do to your pasta, it’s like the easiest thing to cook… Boil water, add salt, wait for the time written on the box (or just look at it, you’ll see when it’s done).

BirdyBoogleBop ,

I don’t think they boil the water. Must be that. No other way I can think why it would stick.

Valmond ,

Or not stir at least once I guess.

echo64 ,

I have never stirred pasta once in my life, it’s self stirring

Nacktmull ,

That is not true, if you don’t stir at all, pasta will stick. To stir just once or twice is sufficient though.

Sombyr ,
@Sombyr@lemmy.one avatar

I have never stirred pasta before, and never had it stick even once. Are you sure you’re waiting for the water to reach a full boil to add the pasta? At that point that air bubbles should be knocking it around enough that you don’t have to bother.

Nacktmull ,

Did you ever make spaghetti? When you put a bunch of them in the pot, one end of the bunch still sticks out and the bunch just stands there, so no amount of bubbles is going to “knock them around”.

Sombyr ,
@Sombyr@lemmy.one avatar

All you gotta do is push the ends that’re stocking out under once it’s soft enough. No stirring necessary. I suppose you can if that’s easier for you, but I don’t bother.

Editing in real quick though, I’ve never cooked high end pasta, so maybe that’s different. I’m broke, so it’s always the cheap stuff for me

Nacktmull ,

push the ends that’re stocking out under once it’s soft enough

If you´re using anything than your bare hands for that, I´m pretty sure that counts as a half stir at least! /s

echo64 ,

I have never stirred pasta. I need you to understand this. I’m old, I’ve never once stirred pasta. I’ve made a lot of pasta.

I wait for the water to boil, I put salt in and question if this even does anything but I do it anyway, I put the pasta in then seven minutes or so later it’s done.

Bytemeister ,

Salt bumps up the boiling temp of your water, and it also keeps the flavor of your noodles from leeching out. It’s very important

echo64 ,

Yeah, I’ve read those theories, I’ve also seen people say it does nothing. I’ve forgotten and it’s made no difference. But I still do it. It’s worth noting you have to add a lot of salt to meaningfully change the boiling temperature.

Bytemeister ,

I usually do a 50/50 mix measured by mass.

Nacktmull ,

Did you ever make spaghetti? When you put a bunch of them in the pot, one end of the bunch still sticks out and the bunch just stands there while the lower ends stick together.

echo64 ,

I have made endless spaghetti and this has never ever been the case for me, ever.

Are you american? i gotta know if this is some american food is weird thing. american food is often weird. this is not something the rest of the world talks about.

Nacktmull ,

I am a EU citizen and don´t know about US spaghetti. Probably the FDA approved Teflon coating or something …

Valmond ,

Yeah but we prefer eating our pasta in lots of small pieces, not in one big log.

Source: first time my son was home alone and made spaghetti 😘

Valmond ,

Yeah but we prefer eating our pasta in lots of small pieces, not in one big log.

Source: first time my son was home alone and made spaghetti 😘

echo64 ,

What are you people doing to your pasta… I don’t even know what universe it would do that. How would it do that? Is this some American thing where American pasta isn’t made from wheat anymore but instead corn syrup?

Bytemeister ,

Nah, they are probably letting it sit for 5 minutes after draining before they serve it.

Valmond ,

If you don’t take care, and don’t stir, spaghetti might stick badly.

If you have enough water, hot enough, salt a bit, see to it that when you put the pasta in the water it’s not in a big lump, then it’s going to be okay.

I like to stir after a minute or three, but it’s mostly to see everything is okay like water temp.

Beginners might chuck it in colderer water, not stir spaghetti or whatever. Been there done that ☺️

Good night!

Rambi ,

Also, if the pan isn’t large enough the pasta will stick I think. I say I think because despite having cooked pasta hundreds of times I’ve never had this happen lol

neeeeDanke ,

pan

visible confusion

Karyoplasma ,

After cooking the pasta just short of done, many toss them in the sauce pan and let them finish cooking in the sauce for a more even pasta-to-sauce-distribution. Saves you the hassle of portioning you sauce.

Rambi ,

Hmm I call the large “pans” that you boil water and make sauces in pans, but I assume you don’t in your country- presumably the USA? I’m not even sure what you would call them instead tbh

LeafOnTheWind ,

I bought cheap store brand pasta once. That was the only time I’ve ever had noodles stick together.

LordOfLocksley ,

Did you buy pasta or noodles… I’m confused

Ageroth ,

What do you think the difference is?

norgur ,
@norgur@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

It’s a trap! Don’t answer that!

AdamHenry ,

Truest thing I’ve read this morning. O/P better have a strong umbrella by the computer… if they dare.

LordOfLocksley ,

Noodles are synonymous with east Asian cuisine, come in varieties such as soba, egg, glass, upon, etc.

Pasta is synonymous with Italian cuisine and comes in varieties such as penne, tortellini, spaghetti, rigatoni, etc.

LwL ,

Pasta is a type of noodles.

LordOfLocksley ,

… you what.

I suppose you’ll tell me I’m the king of merry old England next

Catoblepas ,

If you don’t stir the pasta adequately after adding it to the pot that can make it stick together. Source: my husband does this all the freaking time.

yata ,

Your stir at the beginning to ensure that each piece of pasta is properly engulfed by water. But after that there really shouldn’t be much need of stirring, the pasta moves around in the water on its own.

eezeebee ,
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

Sometimes I just hold the pot handle and swish it around slightly. Never had a problem with sticking. It seems like an infomercial problem.

Catoblepas ,

Yeah, he usually just dumps it in and walks away. 🥴

Bytemeister ,

I usually just snap mine in half, and throw it in boiling water with a bit of salt. I haven’t stirred pasta in years.

Un4 ,

It’s a shitty pasta fault. Good pasta does not stick, simply boil water add salt put pasta in.

Dagwood222 ,

If you throw the pasta on the wall and it sticks, it’s done. If you don’t want to use the wall, use the inside of the microwave’s door.

JohnEdwa ,

Or put it in your mouth and taste like a normal person.

yata ,

Please don’t throw your pasta.

dangblingus ,

Some bad celebrity chef at some point told Americans that you have to put olive oil in the water to prevent sticking.

Like…no. Just stir it occasionally lol

banneryear1868 ,

put olive oil in the water*

*This recipe is sponsored by Sovena.

neeeeDanke ,

Like…no. Just stir it occasionally lol

Why? It doesn’t stick while its in the water either way (for me at least, maybe the starch content varies enough to change that around the world).

Klear ,

Americans and oil. Name a more iconic duo.

Ookami38 ,

Ooh ooh! Pasta and sauce!

happyhippo ,

Italians and pasta!

Croquette ,

Stir at the beginning for 45 seconds so that the pasta don’t stick then let the boiling water move the pasta and cook them. Simple.

Stizzah ,
@Stizzah@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Half the time written on the box, believe me if you want a perfect “al dente”. Anyway the problem of everybody outside Italy is that they boil the water with the pasta in.

braveone ,
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