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RootBeerGuy , in Relatable
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Ahahahaha, wife bad. So funny.

Empricorn ,

I’m as annoyed at those tired Boomer jokes as anybody… but is this meme in any way saying that?

notasandwich1948 ,

yes

UsernameIsTooLon ,

Wife bad. Wife make me feel sad. I escape into my own hobbies because wife bad.

Sombyr ,

I wasn’t getting that vibe at all. Feeling sad because your wife is angry isn’t “wife bad.” It’s empathy. The meme just seems to be a joke about using unhealthy coping mechanisms to deal with it causing a cycle of misery.
In other words, my interpretation of the meme is more along the lines of acknowledging the self destructive cycles marriages often fall into via humor.

Empricorn ,

Thank you! I realize this is late and no one else really cares, but it’s empathy, as you said.

idunnololz ,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar
notasandwich1948 ,

i downvote things like this

RootBeerGuy ,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Ahahaha, comment bad. So funny.

Fosheze , in Or some cheap plastic from Amazon Marketplace...

His first wife is kinda cute in a dorky way even in that unflattering picture. His second wife looks like a blow up doll.

Although your captions do still make sense considering, back when I was still buying stuff off amazon, the amazon basics stuff was surprisingly good quality compared to most of the other garbage on there.

nonailsleft ,

the amazon basics stuff was surprisingly good quality compared to most of the other garbage on there.

  • what Jeff thinks when he’s looking at this picture
explodicle ,

Yep, looks like he threw away something real. And now he can never again know if new people are being real with him.

No new friends where your real friends at

PR3CiSiON ,

A dude who watched too much mainstream porn and thought that’s what he actually wanted

KrapKake , in Its a rhombus folks

I kind of feel like flat earth thing started out with people trolling, but a number of morons believed it to be true and now it’s just trolls leading the idiots.

sysadmin420 ,

Like the birds aren’t real dude, 😎

Holzkohlen ,

Spies of Saruman?

PM_Your_Nudes_Please ,

The Plandemic™️ was to force everyone inside for a few weeks, so the government could change the batteries in all the birds

Octopus1348 ,
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

No, it started out when the telescope was invented but people couldn’t go to space so they could only speculate.

c0mbatbag3l ,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Interesting, considering observations with a telescope and the development of calculus is what allowed us to understand that the solar system works out like it does via physics and the mathematics that it’s based on.

Bene7rddso ,

Exactly. Before that it was kinda understandable to think the earth is flat. After, not so much

KrapKake ,

I’m aware that in the past people believed the earth was flat. I’m saying that recently…like within the last 5 years or so it made a comeback for whatever reason.

Octopus1348 ,
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

I’m aware that you’re aware. I just made the comment as a joke.

UrPartnerInCrime ,

I think believing in flat earth just stems from not trusting the government.

Bene7rddso ,

Actually it started out when Erathostenes calculated the size of the earth

EnsignReposti OP ,
@EnsignReposti@kbin.social avatar

This person knows their crusty old Greek men!

Klear ,

Yeah, the model is actually remarkably solid. I’m convinced it started as a thought experiment, if the Earth was flat, how could you explain as much evidence to the contrary as possible without breaking the laws of physics? That’s why there’s absolutely no good reason why this conspiracy would be mainained by thousands of people for centuries without any gain - because that was not the point.

Pantherina ,

Basically Christianity and mushrooms

Eve at an apple? Really?

Moses saw a burning acacia bush ?

PM_Your_Nudes_Please ,

That’s actually exactly how it started. 4chan started memeing about flat earth, pretending to take it seriously. But then the idiots found it, and Poe’s Law fused with the Dunning-Kruger Effect.

The idiots couldn’t tell it was sarcasm, and thought it was serious. Simultaneously, they thought they had stumbled into a huge conspiracy. So then the flat earth stuff took on a life of its own, and the conspiracy became self-sustaining as idiots began a positive feedback loop.

At that point, 4chan took a step back to watch, and just sort of let go of the reins. Because at a certain point, reality is more funny than any memes you can come up with, and this was the peak of entertainment for the people who started it as a joke. Seeing their joke take on a life of its own was better than anything they could have imagined.

It’s like the first kid who came up with the “Marilyn Manson had ribs removed so he could suck his own dick” lie, hearing it from someone from another school for the first time; The excitement would be unparalleled, as they realize just how large the joke has become.

KrapKake ,

Haha, I kind of figured it started at 4chan. I think the whole “microwaving phones” originated from there as well.

Hobo ,

Damn 4chan existed in 1956 when the Flat Earth Society was started? Is there anything 4channers won’t try to take credit for?

en.m.wikipedia.org/…/Modern_flat_Earth_beliefs#Fl…

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flat_Earth

unique_hemp ,

I mean, it could still have been responsible for popularising it.

theangryseal , (edited )

Yup. Dah wha happen right tare.

Sure, idjuts have always existed, but now they can meet and be idjuts 2gedder onnuh innuh net.

We yoose to say, “shuttup idjit, go back in ur howse and be dum.”

Now they go innuh house and be dum wit millions all dum 2gedder, 4ever, on 4uhms.

Edit:

Ack chuhlee, it’s on 😐book payjuhz and groops.

Edit 2: I miss spelled werds.

Hobo ,

Sure as well as every other social media platform since the inception of the internet. I remember seeing Flat Earth insanity on myspace, digg, and even fark. But no one runs around and claims flat earth was popularized on those sites. What they’re saying above isn’t based in reality unless you’re willing to say the same about every single social media platform.

EvolvedTurtle ,

Hell didn’t 4chan start the whole Covid vaccine are putting trackers in and such

volvoxvsmarla ,

I clicked on the hyperlink with great anticipation to find a link to the Wikipedia page for Poe’s Law, the Dunning-Kruger effect, the history of the flat earth conspiracy, or an article about it. Didn’t expect what I got but I can’t say I was disappointed.

needthosepylons ,
@needthosepylons@lemmy.world avatar

I’m in the same bot and I couldn’t have put it better!

words_number ,

I love this story and I want to believe it’s true, but I can’t. It’s just not plausible that an ancient religious myth like the flat earth wasn’t already a conspiracy theory before 4chan.

fox2263 ,

Isn’t that how Qanon happened too?

People would post ridiculous theories and see if anyone believed it. Sadly they did.

Poggervania , in wait who's the other guy?
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

“Oh he’s here for moral support”

Glad to see that person thought ahead and made sure a third party was ensuring everything was ethical and moral 👍

wabafee , in Dont wanna scratch that rhinocover

What is the point of that truck if ain’t even able to use it for it’s intended purpose?

Letstakealook ,

I was never into trucks, but a cascade of circumstances put me in one. I hate to admit it, but I love that damn thing. I’m always throwing shit in the back, taking more camping trips, more wilderness trips, fishing low pressure spots, hauling trailers of shit, it does everything. The only thing that could come close utility wise would be a minivan, though I’d lose the offroad capability. I don’t love the gas mileage, but I’m looking at a possible ethanol conversion.

All that to say, if you have a truck, use it like a truck.

SuiXi3D ,
@SuiXi3D@kbin.social avatar

If you use the truck as a truck, it’s fine. I’ve got a cousin that has a giant truck… to haul his camping trailer that fits him, his wife, and their FIVE kids. The daily driver is a hybrid SUV, again, for five kids.

My wife and I, just the two of us, have a little Ford Fiesta. It’s perfect for us, and honestly we could deal with something smaller if we had the money for it, but the Fiesta was the right price at the right time.

meowMix2525 ,

That’s the thing, it’s not the trucks themselves that are the problem. It’s the size of them these days and their perception as a do-it-all vehicle. Theres just no reason the average truck user needs to sit 5 feet off the ground unless they’re hauling something in the ballpark of a 75-foot luxury camper on a regular basis. Not to mention the height of the hood and headlights, the ubiquitous extended cabs which kinda defeat the purpose by shortening the bed (Hauling the family and their stuff is what mini vans and station wagons always were for), those trucks with permanent covered beds parading as SUVs… Regular consumer vehicles and work vehicles alike seemed to get by without those things before the 2010s and not much has changed since then, unless you count the need to compete with the size of what everyone else is driving.

But good luck finding a light duty low-to-normal-rise truck with a full size bed that does just what you need for occasional use without the compromise on efficiency for daily driving if that’s what you so choose. I’m beginning to think that all this marketing around trucks isn’t actually about selling them to people who need trucks to use them as trucks 🤔

Last thing is there aren’t any real incentives to reach better fuel efficiency on truck platforms. It doesn’t cost nearly as much more to develop and manufacture them as customers are willing to pay for them- trucks make up to 90% of profit for a company like Ford. Plus they’re a loophole in US emissions policy. So more thought and funding could be put into making them more efficient, but that’s not what the buyers are buying them for and that’s not what the government is incentivising for, so the industry just goes “meh, just make 'em bigger, add some tech gimmies, and then go heavy on the marketing so we can squeeze more out of the customers this year than we did last year”.

Whew sorry that was a bit of a rant… I just have a permanent bug on my shoulder when it comes to what capitalism has done to transportation in the US.

xthexder ,
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Doing an ethanol conversion will only get you worse gas mileage btw. Ethanol contains 25% less energy than gasoline by volume, so you need to burn more of it to make the same power.

Letstakealook ,

That’s a big reason while I’m on the fence. There’s a lot of conflicting information regarding actual costs and pollution. If I can determine that overall costs are reduced, even with the lowered gas mileage, and the exhaust pollutants being reduced, then I’ll do it. As it stands, I haven’t seen anything that appears definitive.

acockworkorange ,

Ethanol has been in use in Brazil since the 70s. The fuel is cheaper than gasoline, but you need to burn more of it. The rule of thumb was that the break even point was around 70% the price of gasoline (but that was applicable to the mostly compact car fleet of Brazil - every vehicle would have its own number).

It definitely pollutes significantly less. You also have zero issues with carbonization in the motor as alcohol has a decent detergent action. You should get a bit more life out of your catalytic converter.

You get a few “free” HP if the conversion is done right.

Cold mornings are your enemy. Alcohol takes longer to heat up your engine, so there’s a gasoline reservoir for cold starts that the on-board computer doses until the engine is warm enough to not sputter out.

If your conversion leaves you with a flex motor (any mixture of gas and ethanol), you can switch to E25 in high winter (or eyeball it at the pump for something like 50/50). Helps avoid wasting fuel heating the engine from a cold start when it’s white out.

Ethanol is highly hygroscopic, so components in your gas train that don’t deal well with water can start to rust. This was an issue mostly in the days of leaded gas, but nowadays all gas has some ethanol in it, so you’re probably fine.

HurlingDurling ,

So, this is something I’ve also wondered. My main use for a truck is pulling the camper to the mountain, but I’ve heard that putting premium fuel just before your trip will help you, but that does not make sense as premium fuel is less volatile because it’s meant for higher compression rates in more performance tuned engines.

Xamith ,

Correct, don’t use premium fuel unless your engine requires it.

whoisearth ,
@whoisearth@lemmy.ca avatar

Amen. I grew up in rural Ontario where everyone and their kid has either a pickup truck or a beat up old Cutlass. I yearn to have a pickup because of how awesome they are. Challenge is I live in suburbia. It doesn’t make sense and I can’t justify it. People really need to think critically more about their purchases.

HurlingDurling ,

Same here, and the added benefit that you can throw whatever shit on the back without a real care of damaging it, and then just hosing it down. On an SUV or Minivan I would be making sure that everything was clean or carefully covered so not to spill on the carpet and shit.

banneryear1868 ,

Pavement princess

where_am_i , in F#€k $pez

Reddit is like that ex the whole lemmy isn’t over yet while loudly drunkenly screaming “I’m so over them!”.

Advice: focus on yourself and your content.

shatterling ,

Also: focus on yourself and you’re content 👍

NegativeLookBehind ,
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

Also: focus on yourself and you’re incontinent

Seventhlevin ,

Also: focus on your shelf in another continent

1847953620 ,

Also: it’s Istanbul, not Constantinople, man.

hungryphrog ,

Oh, it changed?

ohlaph ,

Also: get an oil change, it’s due soon.

Grayox OP ,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Bruh you’ve only ever posted once, you should focus on trying to make content and posting it on lemmy, instead of criticizing those of us who are.

OneMansTrash ,

I mean, would you call this post ‘content’? It’s just low-effort, non-discussion-provoking, nothingness about a platform that nobody around here cares about anymore (except you apparently?)

Grayox OP ,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Says the user with zero posts. And all the people upvoting it apparently do. Bahahaha

rigatti ,
@rigatti@lemmy.world avatar

What can we do to get you to go back to Reddit?

Grayox OP ,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Not a damn thing. Zero posts not surprised. Reddit definitely doesnt miss you.

OneMansTrash ,

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  • Grayox OP ,
    @Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

    Dont worry, I’ll keep posting content for you to engage with.

    ShitOnABrick , (edited )
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    Most of the stuff you post is low quality shite mate not “content” it’s mainly 99% vague political memes. this shite makes up 90% of lemmy

    Grayox OP , (edited )
    @Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

    You literally repost AI generated images, you dont even possess the originality to come up with your own prompt Lmao and you’ve never even made a post with over 1k upvotes. Git gud

    TunaCowboy ,

    cringe af

    Grayox OP ,
    @Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

    Dont care, dude implied nonone cares about my posts, thousands of upvotes beg to differ. Cringe or notz i post shit people engage with.

    Exusia ,
    @Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

    me unloading every meme I’ve ever stolen because it drives engagement

    Grayox OP ,
    @Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

    o7

    TrickDacy ,

    Nah, fuck spez forever. That sentiment should never die. I hope a decade after reddit goes bankrupt, he can’t leave his home without getting the phrase screamed at him

    BackOnMyBS ,
    @BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

    We can decide to never go back to our ex and also warn others if it comes up, while still moving on with our lives. However, if we’re just bringing it up out of nowhere, we’re still hung up on them.

    kool_newt ,

    This is exactly right, I even find myself wanting to check my GME DRS subs but knowing I shouldn’t and feeling bad about it and blocking it for myself until the next week when I unblock and check my subs again in shame. But I’ll never return for real because I know she’s bad for me, wait we’re still talking about Reddit right?

    MySkinIsFallingOff ,

    This isn’t a good analogy at all.

    If it should be forcibly used, like, reddit is an ex, then fuck no we’re not over that ex. They took our home that we built and destroyed it.

    tygerprints , in Were this the ‘good ole times’ they always talk about?

    I've been around since 1959, and back then people were up in arms about the partisan divide in this country and the Vietnam conflict and the oppression of black and other races. Back then, domestic abuse was sort of commonplace, no man could be sent to jail for beating up his kids or his wife. Alcoholism was rampant back then, and drug abuse shot up dramatically. Since then, I've seen so much of the same play out over and over. Things have changed somewhat for the better in some ways, but to be honest - there never was a 'good old time' when everyone felt happy and equal and safe and protected.

    Lmaydev ,

    In my experience people who talk about the good old days are white and male.

    It was a time when they got their way 100% and everyone else could get fucked.

    DreamerofDays ,

    More likely it was when they were kids and without adult responsibilities, or narrow/whitewashed views of the past(as from stories and shows from before their birth)

    ReplicantBatty ,

    I look back at my childhood as the ‘good ole days’ mostly because of the no responsibilities thing. The more I learn about what stuff was really going on in the 90’s/2000s, the more I see there was no good ole days, just times when I was insulated from the harsh realities of the world.

    DreamerofDays ,

    I hold similar views(obviously), but I find something comforting in it. Like, rather than living in a ruined paradise lost by us or our parents, we live in a complicated world where we share the work of trying to make something better with our ancestors.

    (Of course, we also have to figure out how to do that, and, in a complicated world, that can be challenging and lead to conflict)

    mindbleach ,

    There’s definitely points where things get worse.

    9/11 is one of them.

    tygerprints ,

    My childhood in the 60s and 70s was idyllic, I have to admit - growing up on a private reserve with mountains all around and having woods around to play and get lost in. I loved it all - but even then I knew about the conflicts going on and how unhappy most adults seemed.

    RedditWanderer ,
    tygerprints ,

    That's about it. I'm white and male and I'm here to tell you, there never was a 'good old days' unless you mean a time when white men could get away with raping and killing a young kid like Emmett Till and could butcher their families and get away with it.

    ininewcrow ,
    @ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

    I’ve been around since the 70s and I mostly agree … but on one point I disagree … the ability of humanity to wipe itself out with a nuclear exchange. Back then, even 20, 30 years ago there were a lot level headed leaders who (although we may have disagreed with them) were less radical and would be less likely to consider launching a nuclear weapon for any reason. Back then, we also had a lot of actual war veterans in the public and in government who understood the nature of war … now there are fewer of them around. Most people including those in government now don’t know what war is any more, other than to see it glorified in history books, movies and pop culture.

    So the combination scares me … a society that is complacent to war yet has the weapons to cause world wide destruction if someone disagrees with them.

    PeleSpirit ,

    It didn’t feel like they were stable and would take care of us though, the nuclear drills sure didn’t help. Also, I know a lot of army vets that weren’t drafted but went to school with the army bill. There are people out there that still know that war sucks. Also, the kids now have school shooting drills, they kind of live with the potential of war and some have seen it. There does seem to be an incredible breakdown with the money in politics, no shame and we’re extremely close to having a dictator after they attempted a coup, I’ll give you that.

    tygerprints ,

    There is only one way that humanity will finally end - and yes, it will be by nuclear war. And it's not very far off at all. There is no other way that the fate of humanity can go. There is such a lack of human compassion and empathy and such a desire to cause hurt, it's just a matter of hours. So don't think it won't happen. There's no other possible outcome for us at this point, none whatsoever (unless an asteroid demolishes us first, that is).

    MystikIncarnate ,

    I feel as though there was a “good old days” of the internet. Don’t get me wrong, it was a complete shit show, but it was anonymous, anyone could say anything that they wanted, and there would be few if any consequences. There were ads, but they were generally garbage animated GIFs at worst.

    It wasn’t perfect, but we were free to do what we wanted on the internet, with little to no bearing on our daily lives.

    Now, it’s almost expected that your online activity will be tied to you specifically. In most cases, your legal name is attached to it for everyone to see. If you try to go around without your legal name on everything, then generally you are either severely limited, or outright removed from the platform. Sigh

    mindbleach ,

    and there would be few if any consequences.

    Meted out by human beings who had to read the thread in aggravatingly linear order - so they were more likely to say ‘you were being kind of a butthead’ instead of ‘how dare you call anyone a butthead.’

    tygerprints ,

    That's true enough. I started working around the time computers were even a thing - back in the 70s and there was no internet, just basic DOS green screens that were very basic. It wasn't until the mid-90s I even had a computer that had rudimentary internet access - and it was so new, there was only maybe a handful of websites you could find.

    There were no cookies or trackers to watch what you were doing online, but then again, there wasn't anything much to look at anyway - porn wasn't even there yet.

    So I feel we definitely have it both better and worse today. To me, the better outweights the negatives - I mean it's so much nicer today to just be able to search anything and get a million different answers. But that's also the downfall of everyone being interconnected - being buried in bullshit much of the time.

    user224 , in Nothing to see here...
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    seitanic ,
    @seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Wow, that’s fucked up. It’s like something out of a Junjo Ito comic.

    user224 ,
    @user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Wait till you see the RatCopter, Ostrich Drone and SharkJet.

    killeronthecorner ,
    @killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

    Where can I donate my cadaver?

    I’d like to attend the 2080 Olympics in style

    BarrelAgedBoredom ,

    I want to be turned into a battle bot

    WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

    Nope. Chuck Testa.

    257m ,

    Imagine walking down the street and that thing flies over your head. I would be scarred for life.

    RQG ,
    @RQG@lemmy.world avatar

    It’s going to rain. The cats are flying low today.

    garbagebagel ,

    Here I was having a perfectly good day and you had to come and ruin it.

    jannis ,

    I’ve never been a fan of taxidermy, but now I hate it even more

    Jakdracula , in Well I feel better now.
    @Jakdracula@lemmy.world avatar

    The whole thing is an advertisement on a baggage carousel in Austria for a company called Commend that offers intercom systems.

    Salzburg airport’s website has no mention of a special desk for those trying to reach Australia. If there were 100 errors per year, that would be 1 every 3 days, providing limited need for a desk.

    PieMePlenty ,

    I think they ment a counter like 1…2…3… Not a counter you approach that seats an employee.

    FlyingSquid ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Well now you ruined my day. Thanks.

    Gbagginsthe3rd , in Vaccine research vs. anti-vax research

    Imagine being the model. Alright, you look amazing. Now drop your pants and pretend to take a shit. Yeah thats it, just a hundred more photos in different lighting. Perfect, thats the one we upload to the internet

    TryingToEscapeTarkov ,

    I wonder if she lost the feeling in her legs from sitting on the shitter that long for a photoshoot?

    TesterJ , in 10/10

    I remember in high school a friend waited until 10/10/10 to ask a girl out so he’d never forget their anniversary. I think they dated for like a month lol

    Bassman1805 ,

    10/10 plan

    ScrotusMaximus ,

    10 percent of the time it works 10 percent.

    g8phcon2 ,

    It's not a bad idea, that's why I got married on 2/14 so I wouldn't get stuck having to have an extra gift giving holiday.

    Neon ,

    i’ll say it time and time again:

    This format is shit and makes no sense

    WhiteHawk ,

    No no, he got married in the 14th month of the year which doesn’t exist, so there wouldn’t ever be an anniversary

    Neon ,

    I unironically asked myself what happened in February of 2014 at first lmao

    g8phcon2 ,

    How does it make no sense? I read 2/14 as "February 14th". How do you read 14/2?

    Masimatutu OP ,

    In most contexts, “/” means something like “(out) of”, and “14 of 2” makes a lot more sense than “2 of 14” when describing the fourteenth of February (or February fourteenth, as you would say it).

    thrawn ,

    Pretty weak reasoning. It just as often “or” like this/that. If not more— who’s actually looking at fractions that often? I’d argue the punctuation attached to that specific date format shouldn’t be the basis for the order itself, and dashes or periods are common too.

    The better reasoning is that the day is typically more relevant than the month. A downside though is that it’s bad for sorting: YYYY-MM-DD is the best way to automatically sort by date, and ease in digital sorting is arguably the most important factor in date formatting. It’s kind of a silly thing that people don’t care about outside of memes otherwise.

    Annoyed_Crabby ,

    Fourteenth of February? Just like Fourth of July.

    g8phcon2 ,

    that's...more words, and more thought, it's only the 4th of July because it's a holiday preceding July 5th and following July third.

    Annoyed_Crabby ,

    It’s just one more syllable, or one word(no s, because it’s not plural). People prefer to say dou ble u dou ble u dou ble u instead of world wide web, and that’s even more syllables. It’s also arranged in a neat way, from day to month to year.

    it’s only the 4th of July because it’s a holiday preceding July 5th and following July third.

    That’s the issue i guess, you guys jump from one format to another and then back and that’s considered normal🤷

    WhiteHawk ,

    You know, there are other languages besides English as well

    TheRealKuni ,

    Yeah but God wrote the Bible, the Constitution, and the Star-Spangled Banner in English, so that means it’s God’s language. Y’all can suck our Freedom!

    Neon ,

    Vierzehnter Februar

    Fourteenth February

    octoperson ,

    2nd of Dodecember

    TheRealKuni ,

    2nd of Dodecember

    I find it hilarious that the imaginary 14th month gets to be called “12th” because (ostensibly) the early Romans couldn’t be bothered to have winter months.

    petersr ,

    Let me guess, instead of asking out another girl on 11/11/11 he played Skyrim?

    cheery_coffee ,

    In my opinion that game aged quite poorly.

    Revolutionary when it came out, nearly unplayable now though. It’s like a modern Goldeneye.

    produnis , in it is german right?
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    killeronthecorner ,
    @killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

    Please speak Dutch in the classroom.

    Lol easy bro

    coffeebiscuit ,

    Steur

    Diplomjodler ,

    Nein, du kriegst dein Scheiß Fahrrad nicht zurück!

    pete_the_cat ,

    Even though I studied German for years idioms and sentence structure still throw me off. I tried to translate that looking up only the words I didn’t remember and figured “dein Scheiss Fahrrad” was “your shit bike” and Kriegen is to catch (or get I guess in this context), so I was like “No, you catch your shit bike not back” doesn’t make sense grammatically in English, so I put it into Google Translate and it translated it as “No, you won’t get your damn bike back”. Maybe it’s because I learned High German and only ever used it in formal settings 95% of the time but it still throws me off, I have a hell of a time trying to understand spoken German because I don’t have the time to parse it mentally most of the time.

    Samsy ,

    Germans have the same problem with english, too. Most of the time, I built the grammar in a sentence like I would do in german.

    pete_the_cat ,

    Well to be fair, even native English speakers have problems with English. It’s a clusterfuck of a language. Learning German made me realize that more than I already did.

    Diplomjodler ,

    Vocabulary in German is overall more logical than in English. But German grammar is very much a clusterfuck too.

    pete_the_cat ,

    Agreed.

    Magnetar ,

    In German is the word order simply different than in English. That stands in simple sentences not too much out, but if I, like now, try a sentence to build, that more complex and harder to understand is, will you that notice or in the worst case so much confused be that you it not understand can will.

    noli ,

    I had to translate this to german to understand… and I’m not even german

    pete_the_cat ,

    Sound like Yoda, you do. Hmmm.

    Magnetar ,

    It is really not easy such to write, I must with violence the part of my brain suppress that the English grammar knows.

    HerbalGamer ,

    in case you need context: German soldiers famously took dutch peoples bikes during the occupation in WW2

    pete_the_cat ,

    Ah thanks, I didn’t no that.

    Johanno ,

    Catch would be “fangen” “kriegen/bekommen” is get.

    pete_the_cat ,

    Ah, leo.org said it was to catch.

    pete_the_cat ,

    Ich kann nicht jemand verstehen!/s

    captainlezbian ,

    Aber ich bin amerikanische und sprechen zwei sprechen ist schwierig. Können wir englisch amerikanische sprechen bitte?

    produnis ,
    @produnis@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    Tut mit leid, nein

    Magnetar ,

    Rechner sagt nein.

    Pinklink , in chaotic evil is for me

    Breadboxes are bullshit and you know it

    gonzo0815 ,

    They just make me forget about the bread.

    agentshags ,
    @agentshags@sh.itjust.works avatar

    What bread? What are we talking about again?

    gonzo0815 ,

    Idk man I think I have to buy one.

    Bananigans ,

    Sounds like an scp report.

    Sharkwellington ,

    Someone call the memetics department. About what, I forget…

    doctorcrimson ,

    That must be a simultaneously fascinating and terrible job. Much like a normal SCP operative but worse and more boring.

    “So you contacted us on Nov 18th about a problem.”

    “Did I? What was it?”

    “We don’t know.”

    “So what do we do now.”

    “First, I’m interviewing you about the thing.”

    “Thing?”

    “Yes, the thing.”

    “What thing?”

    “The thing you can’t seem to remember.”

    “Wait, hang on, I’m so confused, what are you here about?”

    “So… you contacted us on Nov 18th about a problem…”

    “Did I? What was it?”

    “[sigh] Hi, I’m from the Memetics Department. I’m going to perform a routine inspection. I hope you don’t mind if I search through everything?”

    dan1101 ,

    Sometimes my mind needs a break.

    Hovenko ,
    @Hovenko@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

    Free penicilin.

    Stalinwolf ,
    @Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca avatar

    Do people still use these? I haven’t seen one since my great aunt’s house in the early '90s, and I’m certain it was never used for bread. Still remember the smell of that kitchen. Picked up the early, mineral tones of her weird, dank basement. God damn, I played a lot of Megaman 2 in that basement.

    DragonTypeWyvern ,

    You put the bread in the box, while using one of the other methods.

    The box is there to look pretty.

    db2 ,

    The only thing a breadbox has done for me is give me molded bread the next day. Every time.

    DragonTypeWyvern ,

    You might want to consider cleaning your moldy box…

    db2 ,

    The last one was new and I bleached it out before using it, still happened. The bread was also new.

    Magrath ,

    Bread don’t last long. In to the fridge it goes.

    cupcakezealot ,
    @cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    My gram used to put the bread and crisps in the oven when the oven wasn’t being used :)

    half_fiction ,

    We used to do that in my old tiny apartment until one of us forgot and turned the oven on.

    Catsrules ,

    Made some toast without knowing.

    zyratoxx , in Shut up and heal my pokemon!
    @zyratoxx@lemm.ee avatar

    Accurate except during healing 'till the end I start spamming “B” instead so I do not accidentally trigger her monologue again

    Piemanding ,

    Yeah. That’s a mistake you only make once.

    Zehzin ,
    @Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

    You overestimate my mental abilities

    Noite_Etion ,
    @Noite_Etion@lemmy.world avatar

    Yes… once.

    papajohn , in How though?

    I don’t know how to comment when I see this. I want to talk about how this works, but most people know how this works. So I don’t know why its a thing. Its funny though.

    Mana ,

    I would like to hear an actual explanation. I don’t know shit about light physics but my attempt to explain it is that the trajectory of the light is such that it reflects off of the egg into your eyes and that it is this trajectory that is reflected in the mirror.

    fristislurper ,
    @fristislurper@feddit.nl avatar

    I mean, yeah, basically. It’s really not very complicated.

    Ghost33313 ,
    @Ghost33313@kbin.social avatar

    My wife was having a brain fart once and knew there was a logical reason but couldn't figure it out atm. So I drew a diagram top down geometry class style. Set her straight just like that. It's just the light bouncing at an angle so that you can see what is on the front of the paper.

    dreadgoat ,
    @dreadgoat@kbin.social avatar

    This particular version is more about the characters depicted (Denji and Power from Chainsaw Man), who are famous for being endearingly stupid.

    The more earnest versions you tend to see on TikTok are mostly posted by, or at least targeted at, actual kids who don't yet understand how vision works. Nobody on Lemmy is under the age of 30.

    Osku ,

    I am 29 ;)

    pomodoro_longbreak ,
    @pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Ah to be young again

    some_guy ,

    Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave.

    Broccoli ,
    @Broccoli@lemmy.world avatar

    Begone, thot

    Veraxus ,
    @Veraxus@kbin.social avatar

    Me too!

    I've been 29 for over a decade.

    agentshags ,
    @agentshags@sh.itjust.works avatar

    This is the way

    8BitRoadTrip ,

    nobody on Lemmy is under the age of 30

    My brother in Christ why did this turn into a personal attack?! 😂

    Ichipurka ,

    I’m 23 =)

    Venat0r ,

    You must be wise beyond your years. 😂

    DarkMatter_contract ,

    25

    TheKrzyk ,
    @TheKrzyk@lemmy.world avatar

    I’m 2E! Do I really need to wait 2 years to use it?

    pulverizedcoccyx ,

    Man if you’re hexadecimal years old then go right ahead, use it now.

    SwampYankee ,

    He’s been okay to use it for 16 years.

    Nexz ,

    16 is wrong, as that would be 10. 2E = 46

    myrrh ,

    19 gang

    bmovement ,

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  • Ichipurka ,

    what did you Jusuis fdickow say

    SteveXVII ,

    18

    atocci ,
    @atocci@kbin.social avatar

    I'm only 24 but I'm on Kbin I guess so you got me there

    wetnoodle ,
    @wetnoodle@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    24 yo here!

    AeroRake ,

    Haha ill do you one better I am 22.

    wallmenis ,

    21yo here : )

    x4740N ,
    @x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

    Me who’s reading this at the age of 21

    KingJalopy ,

    Hello past!

    HamBrick ,

    I didn’t realize the lemmy demographic and how I’m very much not it

    PRUSSIA_x86 ,

    Greetings fellow kids adults.

    Zetta ,

    I’m 24, I can’t believe you’d accuse me of such a thing.

    JimmyDean ,

    Nobody on Lemmy is under the age of 30.

    Although I might feel 30 sometimes, I’ll have you know I’m a ripe 28 & ¾

    MickeySwitcherooney ,

    I’m also 28 and three quarters. Weird.

    koorool ,

    Wow, we already have enough for an average lemmy community.

    HurlingDurling ,

    Insert feel old gif

    Melonenbaum ,

    My age has been overestimated but never by 13 year.

    DragonTypeWyvern ,

    Get out of here you literal baby!

    Number358 ,

    I’m 15 lol

    original_ish_name , (edited )

    I’m way under the age of 30

    duckywastaken ,

    Hey! I’m 16 >:C

    SwampYankee ,

    You’re over 30 in spirit. Welcome to the club, here’s some ibuprofen.

    duckywastaken ,

    Not saying no to some free ibuprofen :D

    Fissionami OP ,
    @Fissionami@lemmy.ml avatar

    Hey I’m less than 25 :)

    maniacal_gaff ,

    40s here.

    ElPussyKangaroo ,

    I… I’m under 30. 🥹

    Holzkohlen ,

    Same here… barely

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