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empireOfLove , in Reduce carbon emissions

Correction to the first panel:

YOU need to reduce carbon emissions.”
fucks off to Cabo on a private plane for the 5th time this month

Absolutemehperson ,

5th time this month? Isn’t Tom Cruise taking his jet to New York daily for the coffee?

catsarebadpeople , in Credit to George Alexopoulos (GPrime85 on twitter) my absolute favorite right wing cartoonist

Oh my Odin this isn’t satire? Jesus Tittyfucking Christ

Fazoo ,
@Fazoo@lemmy.ml avatar

Is it because he titty fucks, or…

BobbyNevada ,

“You are about to be anointed… Uggh!”

DLSchichtl ,

Alls I’ll say is, he earned that name.

MrVilliam ,

There was a massive uptick in tittyfuckings once those WWJD bracelets blew up.

DLSchichtl ,

What Would Jesus Do?

fuck titties

Diplomjodler ,

Guess I have to work on in my moobs, then.

candyman337 , in Valid question

Congratulations, this was so terrible I’ve made !thanksihateit and this is the inaugural post

genfood OP ,

Use the cross posting feature! Push App developers to support it. 😁

candyman337 ,

I did cross post it

genfood OP ,

Nice! Some love for you: ❤️

kudzu , in Earth-shatering vibrations
@kudzu@sopuli.xyz avatar

Samsung though: phones, tanks, healthcare equipment

STUPIDVIPGUY ,

don’t forget the shitty refrigerators

cmbabul ,

Their TVs were fire the last time I checked

CalcProgrammer1 ,
@CalcProgrammer1@lemmy.ml avatar

So was the Note 7

UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

They are. That’s all we buy for TVs. Monitors are great too. Have super fancy ones at work. Not that I go to the office much, because that place sucks.

cmbabul ,

I got an LG last time, never again, WebOS is trash and there is no way to flash anything else on it. I’m kinda over smart tvs all around, but if I have to get one it will run that shit.

UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

I really wanted to like things like WebOS and Firefox OS, but here we are. Just never panned out.

Riven ,
@Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

My next TV is gonna be a projector. I only ever use it at night for movie/shows occasionally. I don’t really need a TV, my pc is what I’m using most days.

BorgDrone ,

Samsung is scum. They are cheating on tests.

UndefinedIsNotAFunction ,

Won’t argue with that. But I do like my Samsung devices. Won’t vouch for their (or any company, really) ethics tho.

PhreakyByNature ,

My Samsung fridge has been fantastic over the past 10 years but for one thing. The control panel is borked so I can’t actually change any settings lol. But as it stands, doing a solid job.

STUPIDVIPGUY ,

yeah they are okay when they work but repairs are more difficult to do than other manufacturers, and parts are hard to come by

BorgDrone ,
BuboScandiacus ,
@BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz avatar

And autonomous killer robots

YourFavouriteNPC ,
@YourFavouriteNPC@feddit.de avatar

🇺🇸 : So they can autonomously democratize some of the oil trapped in the Middle East and then bring it back home, too? 🇺🇸

BuboScandiacus ,
@BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz avatar

Samsung is South Korean

EmoDuck ,

Also 20% of South Koreas economy

S_204 ,

They also make some fantastic solid surface counter tops that are pretty nice budget replacements for higher end stone counters.

So random.

Yo_Honcho ,

Largest cargo manufacturer, apartment builder and they used to make cars.

They have a lot of divisions under their main.

Number358 ,

Also top tier SSDs

topperharlie , in What kind of science is this?

The stylisation works so well on my mind that it took me a bigger while than you think to figure out what the meme was about xD

atocci ,
@atocci@kbin.social avatar

I had to read your comment to realize that this wasn't a meme about soy sauce

DharkStare , (edited )

I had to read both of your comments and then really work my brain to figure it out.

Bagel ,

I had to read your comment to know that the first two others comments were not making a joke.

SternburgExport ,

It‘s 4 am and I don‘t get it.

pickman_model ,

She’s using chopsticks but she has no fingers

bitsplease , (edited ) in Lemmy might, MIGHT have a small bias towards the left

Most would agree with your point - right up until you suggest that having an “uncorrupt government” is remotely possible.

Pretty much the same level of unrealistic idealism as folks who think it’s remotely possible to transition a state to communism without it turning into authoritarianism.

There, now I’ve pissed off everyone lol

Edit: Except, I guess for the hardcore capitalists, but I assume those guys are all too dumb to read, so no point, really 🤷

flan ,
@flan@hexbear.net avatar

Pretty much the same level of unrealistic idealism as folks who think it’s remotely possible to transition a state to communism without it turning into authoritarianism.

i wonder why this happens thonk

Egon ,
@Egon@hexbear.net avatar
Blimp7990 ,

whatever the answer, its probably more nuanced than whatever you’re currently thinking

flan ,
@flan@hexbear.net avatar
Cabrio ,

Edit: Except, I guess for the hardcore capitalists, but I assume those guys are all too dumb to read, so no point, really 🤷

Checks out.

ComradeSpood ,
@ComradeSpood@lemmyunchained.net avatar

Except me, your friendly neighborhood anarcho-communist

cmbabul ,

Same, I have no problem with any of that

meteorswarm ,

Came here to post this. Sure seems like states are the problem here…

uis ,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

FINALLY! My searches had ended! I found anarcho-communist!

ComradeSpood ,
@ComradeSpood@lemmyunchained.net avatar

You should spread the word about lemmyunleashed.net its a really small instance that operates democratically. I’m the only ancom here (that I know of) but I think it’d be a great place for anarchists due to its direct democratic nature. And anarchists don’t really have a space of their own on lemmy that I know of

ComradeSpood ,
@ComradeSpood@lemmyunchained.net avatar

Or we should start our own instance, but idk how to do that so someone else will need to figure that out lol

Robaque ,

Sup, Comrade Spood (⌐■‿■)

BearGun ,

Luckily an entirely uncorrupt government is not necessary, since that is indeed quite unlikely to ever happen. It is enough to have low corruption, which is much more achievable.

s0ykaf ,
@s0ykaf@hexbear.net avatar

i think i agree, it’s not that hard because you only need 3 ingredients for a prosperous capitalist society: 1) reasonably clean and effective government; 2) good regulation, which takes care of workers and the environment in the country; 3) a heavily exploited third world where 1st world mining companies go to get cheap resources and employ a semi-slave labor force that has to drink the resulting poisoned water, and if they ever have the gall to revolt you just sanction or nato-bomb their asses back to the stone age

it has been working for centuries, i dunno why these leftoids keep talking shit

charlie ,
@charlie@hexbear.net avatar
Treemaster099 ,

Honestly at this point, even a low corruption government seems harder than balancing a boulder on a toothpick for the super powers of the world

Gadg8eer ,
@Gadg8eer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Maybe so, but… That might be because China and America have too much international power. Power attracts the corrupt and global power attracts the most corrupt on the globe.

noobdoomguy8658 ,

There’s a book about why power seems to attract this sort of people - can’t remember the name right now, might update later.

In short, it’s not power on its own, but rather the systems we built around and for power, making it unattractive for people we want to end up in power, while the people who we don’t want to end up in power pursue it regardless because they want power for the sake of it.

What I’m trying to say is, this is another issue that we can actually tackle and solve to a large degree. There’s hope!

invalidusernamelol ,

All states are authoritarian. Where do you think all the authority comes from?

A state having authority isn’t always a bad thing though, the current state is really great if you’re a white male property owner!

And those guys won’t be too happy if you take that state away from them, so whatever comes next would need the authority to resist that counter-revolution.

But that’s authoritarian, so we should just let them take back over and keep doing the authoritarianism that supports their interests.

Egon ,
@Egon@hexbear.net avatar

Where do you think all the authority comes from?

And why do they consistently seem to find that authority to be necessary? parenti-hands

Robaque ,

No, you’re right. Anarchism is the way (:

uis ,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

same level of unrealistic idealism as folks who think it’s remotely possible to transition a state to communism without it turning into authoritarianism.

same level of unrealistic idealism as folks who think it’s remotely possible to transition a state to communism from authoritarianism.

Egon ,
@Egon@hexbear.net avatar
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ShimmeringKoi ,
@ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net avatar

What a bop

TheGreatFox , in Lemmy might, MIGHT have a small bias towards the left

uncorrupt government

I think you meant “free real estate for the CIA and their a puppet dictators”.

It’s what happens every time another country doesn’t want to sell their natural resources for pennies.

catapult7724 , in LTT, now sponsored by BP

A comment I saw on another thread put it best. He should have taken the 100 million

Holzkohlen ,

He got offered that much for the company? Yeah, I’d be sipping cocktails on the beach by now.

Sterile_Technique , in Whenvideos games tell you to press X
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar
Sharkwellington ,

Press the dickbutton!

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

If Nintendo 64 had a Dickbutton, it would be at the tip of the middle handle, and the Z button would be balls.

VikingHippie ,

If I had a dollar for every time someone said that to me…

Holzkohlen ,

All in favour?

Revan343 ,

Aye

tweeks ,

That’s actually quite a good idea; press “West” will take a bit to get used to but easy nonetheless.

Squirrel ,
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar
Resol ,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

North East West South, or NEWS for short.

Rooty ,

Every controler and keyboard should come with a dickbutt button.

MeatsOfRage ,

A dickbutton if you will

Computerchairgeneral , in "~~Don't~~ be evil"

Why just ruin a web browser when you can try and ruin the entire internet?

olafurp , in Oh tell me again how it loads faster and takes up less resources

FF is doing great. All the have to do now is the Steam strategy. Do nothing and wait for the competition to fuck themselves over.

unexposedhazard ,

Thats the problem tho, the new mozilla leadership is on the “do anything but nothing” ship. I really hope they either dont do anything too horrible or someone forks it if they do.

unusual_anarchist ,
@unusual_anarchist@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

there are already forks in place if you’re dissatisfied with firefox like librewolf, floorp or the new one from mullvad

olafurp ,

Yeah, it’s been a huge waste of resources trying to reinvent everything.

VinnyDaCat ,

You mean hope that they too don’t become subject to enshittification? I don’t have a lot of faith in that.

Besides that, Google is controlling as fuck. They might keep fucking themselves over but there’s no way they won’t start attempting to ruin things for the rest of us.

redcalcium ,

It seems Mozilla is not immune to the AI hype. I just hope their AI endeavour won’t kill them when the AI hype finally ends.

kuberoot ,

Thankfully the AI use is very tame so far, used for stuff like offline alt text generation and offline translation. I’m personally still concerned about copyrights and ethics of the models used, but at least it’s directed towards providing specific features, not a magic cure-all.

redcalcium ,

I’m more concerned with Mozilla spending its meager resources to chase some fads instead of focusing on improving firefox.

umbrella , (edited )
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

to be fair they are the only ones i know of putting it to actual good use.

ai itself is not the problem.

chiliedogg ,

Steam’s strategy was to be first to market and essentially the only player in the game for a decade, making themselves the default.

Imgonnatrythis , in yeah why

OP doesn’t know shit about arictechture OR history.

Early on in Italy they did finish buildings but due to the gravity situation and the soil there they would tilt over. Using the protractor (invented by da Vinci, an ITALIAN) they started calculating which part of the buildings to leave off so they would stay level.

Sorry you missed that day in middle school chump.

orangeNgreen ,
@orangeNgreen@lemmy.world avatar

Thank you for taking the time to explain what should have been quite obvious to OP.

Viking_Hippie ,

This is one of the best wrong but plausible sounding explanations I’ve ever seen! Well done to you, Sir/Ma’am/other! 👏👏👏

4am ,

It’s not wrong, you just missed that day in middle school, chump

Viking_Hippie ,

We don’t have middle school here in Denmark. That’s probably why I was never taught about this.

nilloc ,

we need a /shittyaskanatchitect.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

and it could’ve been another work of art from u/shittymorph if In nineteen ninety eight the undertaker had thrown mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer’s table and…

pigup ,

facts

twei ,

Could you please add this link to the words “Da Vinci”: youtu.be/CMnLDhph5Cc?t=1m12s

octopus_ink , in Capitalism illustrated

You even worked in “police exist to protect capital” at the end. Well done!

melpomenesclevage ,

People not understanding this is so fucking annoying.

SubArcticTundra , in You cant fool me.
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

So that’s why it’s called the Fediverse

Coki91 ,
@Coki91@dormi.zone avatar

Nice try, class Traitor

veni_vedi_veni , in Happy Lunar New Year

How pathetic do you have to be to gatekeep a celebration?

Varyk OP , (edited )

Probably about that Karen-level right there.

Right about where you’re that desperate for attention, it isn’t your place to say and it helps literally nobody.

Just about that pathetic.

Gabu ,

More importantly: a celebration that you can get to by just looking at the bloody sky.

some_guy ,

Hey, a white lady is telling people how to do shit. Shut up and let her speak. /s

LadyAutumn ,

I do think it’s important that people know what it is they’re celebrating, but yeah like my local Chinese community always does a lunar new year celebration that is open to everyone. I think a lot of Chinese people (and other communities that celebrate the lunar new year, like Okinawan Korean Vietnamese and many others) see open celebration as creating more appreciation for and understanding of their culture.

Woht24 ,

I can’t wait to take Christmas off you all

Jax ,

Crazy, what an entirely reasonable thing to think.

Lev_Astov ,
@Lev_Astov@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, get out of here with that; this is the Internet.

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