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Neato , in But if you're 3 minutes late they throw a hissyfit
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Their time is more important than your time because they've triple booked all their patients in order to maximize profits. I hope 7min enough to discuss your entire physical health and chronic pain treatment options. If not they'll have to schedule you a follow up because there are other patients waiting! /s

halcyoncmdr ,
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I’m sure there are some offices that do that, but the answer is likely much simpler. People lie. And they lie to staff a lot.

It’s not that they’re triple booking, it’s that everyone schedules an appointment but doesn’t say what they’re actually needing the Doctor for. So the staff schedule according to what a patient says they are there for, which should take say 15 minutes for what the patient says they need, but after the patient is actually there, they tell the Doctor about 3 other things they never mentioned to the staff ahead. This is what takes up more time than scheduled. Then there’s the people that are late at the beginning of the day. First appointment of the day at 8am but they show up at 8:15 for a half’-hour appointment, and the Doctor still sees them, because their next appointment for 8:30 obviously isn’t there yet, but that appointment now also goes long.

This then compounds through the day, helped only by pre-planned empty sections of the schedule normally for emergency appointments, people cancelling or not showing up, and people that actually are there for what they said they are getting in and out and taking up less time than planned.

bleistift2 ,

Of course, they’re just greedy bastards. It’s not like there were too few doctors for too many patients.

Every minute you’re waiting your doctor is caring for someone else.

zephr_c ,

Most doctors would absolutely love to spend way more time with each patient, but they’re not ultimately the ones in charge. The hospital administrators are absolutely intentionally overbooking their doctors to maximize profit. That’s not even a thing they’d disagree with if you asked them. That’s just how for profit healthcare works. America having a shortage of healthcare professionals came after that, because most people don’t like working under those conditions.

AmberPrince ,
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Ehhh... Doctors have a hell of a lot of administrative paperwork for each patient they have to do. That's where the actual time goes. At least for Emergency Department doctors. I can't speak to private practice docs.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

My favorite is sitting there while my doctor of 5 years goes through my e-chart on her computer trying to remember who the fuck I am and what exactly is wrong with me.

At least she doesn’t google anything while I’m there.

yemmly ,

I once had a doctor Google my symptoms while we were both watching the screen. He even said “how did we even do this before Google?” Then he sent me for an unnecessary colonoscopy. He just so happens to be dead now.

Faresh ,

He just so happens to be dead now.

The way you wrote it makes it sound like you were somehow involved in his demise. :D

bleistift2 ,

If your doctor doesn’t know you by name, you should consider yourself happy. When you’re walking on the street and your doc recognizes you, I pity you.

Catoblepas ,

Growing up with a sibling who needed some pretty serious surgeries early on (and then needing some myself as a teen), I spent a lot of time as a kid in doctor’s offices. I learned very quickly that going to a doctor’s office and waiting is a good thing, because it means you are not the most urgent problem the doctor has to attend to. Someone else could be currently getting their cancer diagnosis explained to them, or the odds of making it alive through surgery, or any other dire shit people hear in doctor’s offices. Just because you’re there for antibiotics for a sinus infection it doesn’t mean everyone is.

Like yeah, it’s annoying to wait. You literally have the internet in your pocket though, you can entertain yourself. If you keep getting rushed out of appointments because you have too much to discuss you need to tell the front desk when you call that you need to be scheduled for a longer appointment. If your schedule allows it always do early morning appointments, they have shorter wait times because you’re not dealing with 15 other people with appointments before you all being 5 minutes late and fucking up the schedule.

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afox ,

What you got for Blood Facts my G?

hark ,
@hark@lemmy.world avatar

What if you’re the first appointment of the day?

Catoblepas ,

If you’re the first appointment of the day you probably won’t wait much, if at all. This is dependent on your doctor, since some are on call at local hospitals or ERs in addition to their own practice.

Abnorc ,

I work in a clinic with many surgeons. Luckily they don’t typically double/triple book, but it’s not unheard of. Most of the time that they’re late, it’s because they were seeing a patient from before who was late, or they got called into emergency surgery which throws the whole outpatient schedule off.

One or two of the doctors just seem like slower workers, that happens too.

Kusimulkku ,

This sometimes happens with public healthcare where I live. I think it’s more about there being too few doctors rather than profits, at least in our case.

scrubbles , in Smoking decreases IQ by 120.
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

I was in a national park this past weekend. Beautiful scenery, gorgeous vistas, and the clearest air anyone could ask for.

Until some jerkass decided it was the perfect time to light up on the trail and then flick his cigarette into the woods. During fire season. Fucking asshole.

BruceTwarzen ,

I was at some remote sea the other week. Pretty long, steep hike that took me like 3 hours. I just thought that this was probably the moste remote and beautiful place that i have ever seen, and still, there were cigarette buds scattered along the path.

tallwookie ,

what did you do though?

scrubbles ,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

I went up and punched him in the face. What did you think I did? In this country where people openly carry weapons and are easily triggered

SummerIsTooWarm ,

So you shot him? Right call

MuhammadJesusGaySex , in What song are you listening to?

Sometimes, when I’m deep in thought I forget to turn on music in the car. My partner is convinced that i do it on purpose to piss them off. Really, my brain just sucks at multitasking.

So, I’d probably ride there in silence, but only because I forgot to turn on the music.

xpinchx ,

Sometimes I can’t be bothered.

callyral ,
@callyral@pawb.social avatar

i like to listen to music while drawing but sometimes i start in silence, and i’m there thinking “gotta turn on the music” but i never actually do because i’m focusing on drawing

poppy ,

Are you Nick Wiger?

MuhammadJesusGaySex ,

Heh, I wish. I’m not exactly sure who he is, (even after reading his wiki) but I’m pretty sure he has a lot more money than me. Which would be nice.

simple , in Live your best life
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I have done that before. Its great before and during the cake consumption, but afterwards the regret sets in when your bloated stomach tries to digest the consequences of your actions

KnightontheSun ,

Yah, honestly to me “living your best life” might include not doing that to yourself so that you don’t suffer the consequences of obscene overconsumption.

The subject is open to constant interpretation.

thedrivingcrooner ,
@thedrivingcrooner@lemmy.world avatar

A whole bag of Cheetos is still acceptable though. They put air where the calories are supposed to hide.

mycoxadril ,

Nah nah. This is all accurate. However the difference is, you buy it, you eat it, you enjoy the hell out of it.

Then after dinner, you tell your kids they can have the rest for dessert. And since there’s one piece left, you have the last piece like a hoss. Then it’s gone within a days work, and you can pretend it never happens while the kids think it was the best day ever and it’s a win win situation.

electrogamerman ,

Did you eat the whole cake in one sitting?

simple ,
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Is there another way of eating cake?

bitsplease ,

Yeah I feel like this is one of those things that you’ll only ever do once lol

socsa , in You have 1 wish...

Last panel is wrong. Genie would just grant him an MBA from a top tier school

bane_killgrind ,

It would be funnier if the genie says "there are two rules"

iamnotdave ,

I learned this in my first statics class, and I have a BS in business administration.

freecandy ,

Statics? They teaching yall physics?

ReluctantMuskrat ,

Not spelling though… they skipped right past that.

blackluster117 ,
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They gave you some bs alright.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

I once looked through a textbook from my friend’s MBA course. The first thing I noticed was in a highlighted box in the chapter on business negotiating: “Your skill at negotiating will affect the outcome of the negotiations.”

These are the people that make 10X what I make.

grayman ,

This is why I refuse to get an MBA. I already know my pants go on my legs. Thanks.

Viking_Hippie ,

taking notes On the legs, you say? Interesting…🤔

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

Your skill at putting on your pants will affect the outcome of the pants-on-putting operation.

10EXP ,
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Are you sure that wasn’t the introduction to the Speech skill in Skyrim?

tslnox ,

In Czech we say MBA means Mladý, Blbý, Arogantní - Young, Dumb, Arrogant.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

You’ve probably had the experience of sharing the highways there with Germans cutting through your country to get to Austria and forgetting they were not on the Autobahn any more. I drove a rental car when I visited there years ago, and I’ve never had a more terrifying driving experience than looking in my rearview mirror and seeing empty road stretching back for miles, and two seconds later having a black BMW riding my ass and flashing its high beams at me.

theuberwalrus ,

I have an MBA and I can assure you, most are not young.

Peddlephile ,

Depends. It’s a business here and there are lots of young people with MBAs and not enough experience to contextualise the things learned within the masters. I mean, some are even doing it post grad.

From my past experience with these types of people, I have a very low opinion on young people with MBAs. Business degree holders who want a shortcut to the top.

theuberwalrus ,

My comment was mostly a self deprecating joke, denying the only neutral part of the statement. But you’re right, wide range of ages in any business program.

Peddlephile ,

Whoops. My bad!

dingus , in 9/11 fashion emergency
@dingus@lemmy.ml avatar

“Knock. Knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“9/11”

“9/11 who?”

“YOU SAID YOU’D NEVER FORGET!”

Wogi ,

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Building 7

Building 7 who?

Exactly.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

Knock knock
Who’s there?
9/11
Rudy?

huginn , in Nintendo

Ah the chaotic period where you could just pay to get a blue checkmark and brands couldn’t do anything else.

Roundcat ,
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Insulin is now free!

Vuraniute ,
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We will begin halting all weapons sales to Saudi Arabia, Israel, and the United States until further investigation into the record of their human rights abuses.

[picture of a 3d render of an f-35 flying above the clouds]

criitz ,

Isn’t that now?

huginn ,

Nah brands can get yellow which is definitely not the same as the old blue checkmark nope

Ad4mWayn3 ,

Wait, now you can’t?

huginn ,

Nope: they have yellow checks now for big brands and celebrities.

So they made the blue checkmark yellow.

dingus , in Ban dihydrogen monoxide
@dingus@lemmy.ml avatar

They’re putting it in the stuff you drink!

meco03211 ,

Every single person that has died ingested it in some form.

tired_n_bored ,

Yea but the government won’t tell us

original_ish_name , (edited ) in Kids can be so crüêl

In Iceland I think there’s a law against giving your child an embarrasing name. It’s one law that I understand

dudewitbow ,

a completely understandable law to prevent mental stress/depression down the line.

zackleys ,

We actually have a committe called "Mannanafnanefnd" which rougly translates to "Human name committee"and if you want to use a non-typical name for your child you have to apply for permission from them.

Captain_Jimmy_T_Kirk OP ,
@Captain_Jimmy_T_Kirk@lemmy.ml avatar

“Mannanafnanefnd”

Who watches the watchers?

eggymachus ,

Presumably the Nefnanafnanefnd

IndiBrony ,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

Who keeps falling asleep on the keyboard for these naming conventions?

madcaesar ,

But who will watch the Nefnanafnanefnd?

Omgarm ,

I heard that names have to be -son or -dottir able. Is that still true?

bstix ,

What kind of name isn’t?

Viking_Hippie ,

Dottiedottir is just silly and so is Seanson

MonkderZweite ,

Mannanafnanefnd

Cthulhu approved.

BastingChemina ,

In France it’s the person who record the name that can report it if it seems inappropriate.

Then there is a procedure to decide if the name can stay at it is or if it needs to be changed

ShimmeringKoi , in Remember me comrades!
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Every time one of you uses the phrase “Banned for being slightly critical”, it always turns out you were saying some of the most digusting shit imaginable. It’s such a tell, it’s like when you say "I was ostracized just for having a different political opinion!"

spoilerAnd the opinion was about who should qualify as human

bennieandthez ,
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Like clockwork!

Gormadt , in The Adblockalypse is coming
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Firefox FTW

UBlock Origin is fire

hemmes , in Hey buddy Venn diagram
sup ,

Thank you for this

raubarno , in Restricted Topics
dylanTheDeveloper ,
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Illegal crab learning, alerting the authorities

erogenouswarzone ,
@erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml avatar

Did we learn nothing from The Call of C’thulu?

friendlysort ,

Did we learn nothing from the lesson of Ed Gruberman?

Eufalconimorph ,

Boot to the head!

friendlysort ,

“Nah-nah?”

fluxion ,

It’s too late, they’ve already began developing novel new programming languages to infiltrate our computers.

raubarno ,

This means, unsafe keyword is the NSFW tag in Rust?

OurToothbrush , in See?? I'm supporting togetherness

Oh look an anti-vegan circlejerk.

Do the “how do you know someone’s vegan? They’ll tell you” joke next. I promise it doesn’t come off as insecure.

Teppichbrand ,

Those lame jokes make me wanna mention the Vegan Bullshit Bingo.

teuniac_ ,

Thank you for this!

collinrs ,

Free Space really should be “Where do you get your protein?”

kcfb ,

WHERE WITH ALL THE ANIMALS IF ALL WENT VEGAN NOW?

Can someone please answer this?!

chetradley ,

In the wild.

kcfb ,

Yeah but where with all the animals?

dodgy_bagel ,

An interesting tangent is that this could entail the extinction of several human-designed strains of animal which are not well equipped to live in the wild.

So mote it be I guess.

Base genetics are still around for the chicken, pig, and sheep, but the Aurochs’s extinction means we irrevocably altered the cow. I’m sure a few varieties of cow would adapt to the wild though.

Buffalo may need to keep their vestigial wings too.

pingveno ,

More broadly, the answer is that it doesn’t really matter that much. Species go extinct all the time, and with humans around the rate has been astronomically higher. Replacing animal products with plant based or cell based products might even have a net benefit in extinctions, since land that would otherwise go towards feeding and raising livestock could instead be let back to nature.

Milk_SDF_Possum ,
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Simple: If the animals were freed they would destroy the ecosystems they were freed in (all ecosystems). They could all be killed so they don’t cause any impact. The animals would be suffering from pain, illnesses and slow deaths just as nature intended. Animals would not turn vegans. The world would probably suffer a supply issue. Everyone would be weak, unhealthy and have a lower lifetime cause of their horrible diet. Everyone would be hypocrite as they kill plants and don’t feel remorse just because they’re killing something that can’t walk and doesn’t have eyes and mouth.

This is the list, add more if you wish.

0x2d ,

cheese is too tasty

yeah, I’m not sure about that

Aux ,

Oh look, you just told everyone what you eat. Joke’s on you.

Warfarin ,

Begone vegan

pingveno ,

How do you know someone hates vegans? They’ll tell you.

words_number , in No comment

Haha wow this is the worst, dumbest statement I’ve heard in quite a while. Amazing!

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