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eestileib , (edited ) in They're not worth it!

What dimensional space are the people arranging themselves in?

But seriously, this reminds me of a time at my former (FAANG) employer where HR sent out a 40-minute video about not being an asshole and avoiding lawsuits.

12 minutes or so in, they say “as the number of people in a group increases, the number of potential 1:1 interactions increases exponentially.” I thought “actually n(n-1)/2 but whatever”, and finished the video intending to get on with my life.

My inbox was FULL of engineers who were irate. “HR have proven themselves to be fools!” “I expect the company to never ask me to waste my time on their bullshit again.” “Once again non-technical people talking out their asses.”

HR sent a global apology for the error, asked everybody to not watch the video while they fixed it, and released a patched version the next day.

randint ,

Wow, cool HR. Why did the engineers send their complaints to your inbox though?

AnActOfCreation ,
@AnActOfCreation@programming.dev avatar

Reply all

randint ,

Ah I see.

Etienne_Dahu ,

But did they use reply all to apologize to all the recipients about their email?

eestileib ,

Please remove me from this mailing list

AcesFullOfKings ,

In any discussion around Reply All I always think of redd.it/420oan

and also the podcast

rockerface ,

“Reply all” button should only be available if you have completed the training on not using it for every email, and you have to renew it twice a year

chimasterflex ,

HR should have replied with a “this was a test on how not to be an asshole and you’ve all failed. You must take the whole training again”

sounddrill ,

Sounds like an HR thing to do frfr

Black_Gulaman ,
@Black_Gulaman@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

It’s a feature not a bug

conneru64 ,

It bugs me that people will call anything with a positive second derivative “exponentially increasing”. I can do one better: it increases busy-beaver-y! Is that fast enough for people??

traveler01 , in Abe-sama gives advice

For what I’ve heard japanese spend a lot of time working and their economy isn’t that great. People mostly avoid having children under these conditions for good reasons.

SlopppyEngineer ,

It’s not much better in the rest of the West too. Turns out that building a society where money and career determines your social status and doing unpaid work like taking care of a family and raising children is not valued at all and even very expensive makes people choose to have less or no children.

People of course do want children, but those that do very often will choose one or two children, below replacement rate.

traveler01 ,

Turns out that building a society where money and career determines your social status and doing unpaid work like taking care of a family and raising children is not valued at all and even very expensive makes people choose to have less or no children.

In my country the state taxes the shit out of us while pays for the children of non-working people (there’s a shitload of subsidies going into their pockets), so that doesn’t help at all. What people need is money in their pockets, so having a children doesn’t bankrupt a family.

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

When you work 8 hours a day, have 1 hour lunch break, waste 2 hours commuting, to earn barely enough of what Adam Smith considers ideal (twice the cost of living), it’s hard to sustain a second person, much less a third that requires near constant monitoring for over 7 years.

From a pure economic perspective, a child is a total money sink for at least 18 years. In many places (mostly urban), it’s simply not viable to have one.

traveler01 ,

So how you propose to raise wages?

Duamerthrax , (edited )

Short term, raise the minimum wage. Force walmart to fill the gaps between what they pay and what their workers need to live. Right now, it’s the government is subsidizing that gap.

traveler01 ,

Why the hell is the government subsidising what a huge mega corp pays?

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Because rich assholes need to feel speshul, so they waste money on lobbying to ensure those below them never get anywhere

traveler01 ,

My guess is that, criminalising lobbies would go a long way in the US.

SuperNovaCouchGuy2 ,

My guess is that, destroying the US would go a long way for world peace.

Duamerthrax ,

We kinda need lobbying and it would be very hard to effectively criminalize it. It would just move father into the back rooms. When I say we need it, groups like the EFF, NAACP, FFRF and ACLU all have lobbying arms.

A different idea proposed by Lawrence Lessig would be to remove elected officials from the legislative branch and replace it it something like the Jury Duty system from the court systems. While not perfect, it would be much harder to bribe a constantly rotating group of civilians and most people will vote in their interest even when it’s against their party alignment on a case by case bases.

Lobbyists would become like courtroom lawyers either pushing for or against certain laws in a public settings.

InternetLefty ,

Because the people who own the mega corps own the governments

Duamerthrax ,

Socialism for the rich, rugged individualism for the poor.

The rich can pay lobbyists to pay politicians.

traveler01 , (edited )

Never understood why nobody ever does a BLM-like protest but against lobbyism.

BelieveRevolt , (edited )

The US government already subsidizes companies like Wal-Mart and Amazon because they force their lowest-paid employees to apply for food stamps even though they work.

Asafum ,

Gigantic mothefucking emphasis on short term.

Our piece of shit, bought and paid for politicians LOVE to pull the “we’re fighting to raise the minimum wage from X to Y!” but only over such a long timeline that the value of Y equals what X was… God forbid the Job Creators™©® have to ever actually pay more.

Duamerthrax ,

Agreed, but getting an increase in minimum wage would get the ball rolling on other worker right reforms.

FreeLunch ,

Have you calculated how much money goes to these children of non-working people?

traveler01 ,

In my country, some get a minimum wage from just being at home, plus they get a subsidy for each kid they have.

While the working class gets only a small subsidy for each kid (the higher your income the less you get).

FreeLunch ,

But how high is the rate of unemployment in your country? In Germany it is really low, so it probably costs a working person only a few euros per month to support all children of unemployed persons. Not sure if it is worth it to not help these children as they are already severely disadvantaged. Not to mention it can be seen as an investment in these children.

traveler01 ,

Now much, but people get basically a minimum wage from the state without any effort, so why work at all?

candybrie ,

Incentivizing people to have children is pretty important for a society to continue on. Most societies are based around there being more young people than old people. When you reverse that, you historically don’t have enough people working to keep the country chugging along.

ParsnipWitch ,

You would be surprised how many people actually cost the state money instead of bringing in money via tax in some countries. The problem isn’t the few unemployed people who could potentially work, the problem is that wages between high earners and low earners are out of proportion.

WittyProfileName2 ,
@WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net avatar

pays for the children of non-working people (there’s a shitload of subsidies going into their pockets),

Do children deserve to starve because their parents aren’t employed?

traveler01 ,

Do children deserve to starve because their parents aren’t employed?

Because they don’t want to work. There’s enough jobs.

WittyProfileName2 ,
@WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net avatar

And the children of these people deserve to starve?

SuperNovaCouchGuy2 ,

people deserve to starve in an age of plenty

this pigbrained subhuman cruelty betrays you as an american citizen, thank god your shithole is in decline lol you should all rot and die there for the good of the world

Asafum ,

Can you maybe not see entire groups as the same?

There are Americans that routinely get sent to jail protesting/fighting to change America for the better every day. There are those of us in this very thread that agree with you calling the other commentor a pigbrained subhuman. The strict adherence to an absolutely shit narrative given to them by Reich Wing Media disgusts a large portion of our population.

It’s not entirely our fault that propaganda is so effective at keeping the absolute worst possible people in office and rotting the brains of our neighbors. The blame rests on the oligarchs and ultra wealthy assholes looking to divide and conquer, turning all of us against each other while they laugh all the way to their 3rd private island…

SuperNovaCouchGuy2 ,

I agree, some of you are alright, it is the elite of america and the very notion of “america” as a nation itself which must ultimately face justice for this situation. I hope you have a good day.

Civility ,

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Civility ,

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pinkdrunkenelephants ,

America falling apart would be horrifyingly destructive for the rest of the world, for it will allow other corrupt capitalist powers that are, let’s be honest, not as humane, take over the rest of the world.

Then again, the destabilization of the U.S. is well under way and our collapse is inevitable so I guess disputing it is a moot point.

SuperNovaCouchGuy2 ,

America falling apart would be horrifyingly destructive for the rest of the world, for it will allow other corrupt capitalist powers that are, let’s be honest, not as humane, take over the rest of the world.

Well technically the continuation of america is more destructive than its inevitable decline, since america has a very awful pattern of killing millions of people for the enrichment of its elite, via means such as invasions, installing genocidal puppet leaders, and corporate extraction. The worst part is that america often destroys countries just as their people are on the brink of greater liberation.

Notable examples include:

Installing the Taliban in Afghanistan to oppose a Socialist government then destroying it

Destroying Iraq for Oil

Helping quash the Protocommunist Taiping Rebellion in China

The current blockade of Cuba

The current blockade of North Korea

The murder of socialist president Salvador Allende in Chile and the installation of Pinochet, a neoliberal dictator

The Contras

Sending $3 billion a year to isntreal for the mass killing of Palestinians

The genocide of first nations peoples on the North American continent itself

Assassinating Fred Hampton and the political killings of the Black Panther Party

Meddling in the affairs of practically every single third world country on Earth

Fucking Monsanto and their land grabbing bullshit

It is also probably the most inhumane of the corrupt capitalist powers as revealed in the details of these genocidal ventures either by using its own weapons or by proxy.

As such, the death of america would enable the possibility of a flourishing of socialist nations without the threat of the worlds most powerful military brought to full bear against their people for daring to pursue life, liberty, and happiness.

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

…Until Russia and China start doing literally the same things if not worse. Russia wouldn’t hesitate to nuke countries that wouldn’t play ball with it, for example.

DoobKIller ,

Russia wouldn’t hesitate to nuke countries that wouldn’t play ball with it

That opinion has no basis in reality, there’s one country that has used nuclear weapons aggressively and it’s isn’t russia

ElHexo ,

Americans and projection, name a better duo.

China has a no first nuclear use policy, and the USSR/Russia used to but dropped it down to threats to territorial integrity.

The United States has refused to adopt a no first use policy and says that it “reserves the right to use” nuclear weapons first in the case of conflict.

Both NATO and a number of its member states have repeatedly rejected calls for adopting a NFU policy, as during the lifetime of the Soviet Union a pre-emptive nuclear strike was commonly argued as a key option to afford NATO a credible nuclear deterrent, compensating for the overwhelming conventional weapon superiority enjoyed by the Soviet Army in Eurasia.

The US has also repeatedly planned for first strikes and escalated tensions: www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/…/376432/

SuperNovaCouchGuy2 ,

Until Russia and China start doing literally the same things if not worse.

Probably not, China is on record, better than the United States in that it does not destabilize burgeoning socialist governments nor engage in one-sided business deals with third world nations to cripple them with debt like how the west does in Africa. Furthermore, they have no historical precedent of engaging in genocidal colonialist ventures in countries halfway around the world from them. If China were top dog they would just be free to expand mutually beneficial international relations at a greater rate then they are doing now without fear of america and its allies nuking them for stepping out of line.

Russia, on the other hand, is truly a failed state that is also in decline. They have a dogshit military that can’t even take a small pissant nation headed by a film star right on its border. It is very unlikely that Russia, in its current form, will be able to reach the same level of economic and military domination that america currently possesses.

Fundamentally, one of the other reasons why China and Russia are unlikely to do the same things is because they are not settler-colonial nations born from genocide. The ideology of Manifest Destiny, invading a militarily inferior nation, slaughtering every single one of the people there, plundering its resources, and settling the land for the sake of “Personal Freedom” (the American Dream), is a unique historical pattern that the very idea of america as a nation is contingent on.

SwampYankee ,

If US hegemony ended today, it would mean immediate war between Saudi Arabia & Iran, China & Japan/South Korea, Russia & the former Soviet states, and probably China & India eventually. The US is far and away the most powerful military in the world, and without the threat of the US military intervening on behalf of its allies, those conflicts are nowhere near as one-sided as they are today.

For example, see what happened as the Ottoman Empire & European colonial empires collapsed at the beginning of the 20th century. Then scale that up from a 2.3 billion global population to 8 billion.

Whatever you want to say about the crimes against humanity committed in the maintenance of US hegemony, I will agree with you, but that doesn’t mean for a second that the alternative is better. Be careful what you wish for and all that.

SuperNovaCouchGuy2 ,

If US hegemony ended today, it would mean immediate war […] The US is far and away the most powerful military in the world, and without the threat of the US military intervening on behalf of its allies, those conflicts are nowhere near as one-sided as they are today. […]

See, the problem here is that all the potential apocalyptic conflicts between american allies and other nations are contingent on the existence of american foreign meddling in the first place. The global conditions of multipolarity between now and WW1 are different. The reason for animosity between america’s allies and their neighbors is that the neocolonial western powers, headed by america, are using these allies as pawns, puppets to further their own interests within these regions against its enemies. It would instead be more accurate to say that if america’s enemies were weaker militarily and economically, america would be able to swoop in and destroy their people via a combination of hard and soft power using its allies as forward operating bases. I am not saying that the enemies of america are perfect nations, however, in the absence of american meddling, they have been shown to pursue more peaceful and mutually beneficial international relations with neutral nations, as opposed to outright warfare and economic genocide, as america does.

As such, if there is no america, then there would be no threat of slaughter for its enemies through its allies, and therefore there would be no more reason for the sort of animosity that could spiral into a nuclear war. The enemies of america, due to their position, are generally intelligent geopolitically, and do not possess the historical legacy of being colonial empires. If america truly fell, then they won’t start wars against a now nonexistent enemy for no good reason.

Whatever you want to say about the crimes against humanity committed in the maintenance of US hegemony, I will agree with you, but that doesn’t mean for a second that the alternative is better.

This is a common argument for a neoliberal status quo: “Well sure we know global regime X is shit and kills millions of people per year, but hey, all these strawman alternatives are bad so in the end, There Is No Alternative.” It’s been overused by conservative politicians to the point that its a slogan: TINA. However, we must realize that there are multiple alternatives, including the building of a better world.

Be careful what you wish for and all that.

Its going to collapse anyways over the next century or so, we do not need to wish for anything.

SwampYankee ,

I can’t say I particularly disagree, however I think you’re overestimating the moral character of states in general. If US hegemony erodes over a “century or so” I think that is a manageable course of events rife with opportunities for building a better world, as you say. If, on the other hand, the US were to suddenly become incapable or unwilling to fill its role as global hegemon, the resulting power vacuum would undoubtedly effect chaos.

I hope for a graceful retreat from imperialism into some sort of international socialist utopia… but history isn’t exactly reassuring.

SuperNovaCouchGuy2 ,

Not really imo, a sudden collapse of america would create chaotic power vacuums but they mostly be internally localized to america and countries completely dominated by america. Countries on the periphery would not immediately jump to fill the power vacuum molded to a white-supremacist settler-colonial hegemon as they do not have the material basis to fill such a role.

Furthermore, such a framing takes for granted that the current world is run by an orderly, functional system made up of countries subservient to a hegemon when in fact, the current situation is quite chaotic, as we live in “interesting times”. It is moreso a complex, multipolar situation made up of blocs with competing interests, and its just that one bloc mainly headed by one country is getting its way. Unfortunately, this country is america, with an agenda fundamentally inseparable with the extraction and genocide of other civilized nations. Other blocs do have their own interests, but it is unlikely they would be as bloodthirsty as america.

Moreover, even if things somehow do lead to war, historically, during the time of chaos highlighted earlier, one of the greatest socialist experiments, the USSR, was born. And for a time, there was hope for a better future in the world.

At the end of the day the preparedness and struggle of socialist movements worldwide will decide what will happen if such a situation occurs.

ElHexo ,

not as humane

It’s really hard to find someone worst? Look at what they did to Libya or are doing to Ukraine

BeamBrain ,
@BeamBrain@hexbear.net avatar

America falling apart would be horrifyingly destructive for the rest of the world, for it will allow other corrupt capitalist powers that are, let’s be honest, not as humane, take over the rest of the world.

This is what every imperial power says about itself

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

It’s not wrong though

BeamBrain ,
@BeamBrain@hexbear.net avatar

It’s easy to think the empire is good when you live in the imperial core

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

Also true

Fissionami ,
@Fissionami@lemmy.ml avatar

other corrupt capitalist powers

Care to elaborate?

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

China, Russia, India

ShimmeringKoi ,
@ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net avatar

Damn it’s too bad we won’t have the humane government that did the Tuskegee Syphilis Experiment and invented Eugenics

Archlinuxforever ,
@Archlinuxforever@lemmy.3cm.us avatar

I only had to read this one comment to know that you’re a tankie who probably worships every little thing the Kremlin and the CCP say.

ElHexo ,

Children should starve because their parents don’t want to be abused for $7 an hour, top post mate

amerikkka

traveler01 ,

Why the American flag. How do you know I’m speaking about US?

Get a grip.

ElHexo ,

Because the US is one of the best examples of your desire to see the children of poor and unemployed people starve?

“G-g-g-get a grip, I don’t like my shitty views being challenged and I can’t actually defend them”

Mate if you’re going to post dumb shit you probably should have a better response than that.

I’m assuming you’re not actually very dedicated to the idea of starving children, that’s just something you’ve heard and parroted because your own economic status is precarious

traveler01 ,

because your own economic status is precarious

So you pretty much called me dumb because I’m poor?

And also, that since you don’t agree with my economic views, Im just “brainwashed”? Seriously? That’s your argument? Seriously, go see the world, every country that actually applied your way of thinking ended up having a lot more children starving than the ones who apply my views.

State shouldn’t be taxing workers because some morons who decided to have children when they’re not supposed to don’t want to go work for 7$ a hour. Get a fucking grip and grow up “mate”

ElHexo ,

You’re poor because you’re one or two crippling events away from poverty, you’re dumb because you’re choosing to be.

I’ve been to the US and the level of poverty is horrific. Meanwhile China has lifted hundreds of millions out of poverty.

The idea of “brainwashing” came from returned American POWs who learned that they were getting a shitty deal from American capitalists who profiteered while the soldiers were firebombing Asia, so no, I don’t think you’re brainwashed. I think you’re a classic middle-class westerner attacking the poor because you see yourself as part of the actual wealthy class even if you’re not. You might have to examine why you’re not on $7 an hour, or if you were born unlucky, $2 a day.

Finally we see the true LIB emerge - eugenicist takes on how poor people shouldn’t have children, and then how their children (who didn’t actually consent to be born) should be punished for that

Cool viewpoints child starver

WittyProfileName2 ,
@WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net avatar
BeamBrain ,
@BeamBrain@hexbear.net avatar

Capitalism by its nature has an interest in keeping part of the working class unemployed. Look up “reserve army of labor”.

lolcatnip ,

the children of non-working people

Your wording alone demonstrates exactly what SloppyEngineer said about unpaid work not being valued at all.

ArbitraryValue ,

People of course do want children

Do they? I mean, even if first-world people aren’t as well-off as they could theoretically be, they’re still much better off than people in poor counties (or their own ancestors a hundred years ago). But those people in poor countries and those ancestors have/had a lot more children. Meanwhile people in Sweden have fewer children than people in the USA.

I think that many people in first-world countries do not in fact want children.

(And within a country, poor people have more children than rich people, so actually making more people poor would increase fertility.)

c0mbatbag3l ,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Sure, and people in the south are popping them out like crazy even though they definitely can’t fucking afford them and need constant welfare support (that they’ll turn around and rail against politically) so it’s clear that things like education are also involved.

If people understood the scarcity of resources and their own earning potential they’d be fucking TERRIFIED of having children. Since they’re all dumbass hicks, they just fuck and don’t think about it. I’m sure Uncle Sam will show up with a other WIC check to help their poor decisions.

Jakeroxs ,

Not to mention most are psuedochristian so they won’t even think about an abortion (not that it’s legal in the south anymore…)

ParsnipWitch ,

I am not sure if it’s really “I don’t want children” or more “I want a career (too)”. In Sweden 76 % of women are employed versus 57 % of women in USA. There are also more women with higher education in Sweden than in the USA.

You have to decide whether you want a career or a child. And when a good career is a viable and achievable option, you decide to have a career instead.

I wanted children, but I wanted to be independent and not poor when I am older, more. I know so many women who are poor and lonely because they did not focus on their jobs. While I am often sad to not have children, I’d never give up my independence and safety cushion just for that biological urge. I know of many women who think the same way.

JillyB ,

I lived and worked in Japan before returning to the US. It’s much worse in Japan. When you leave college, you’re basically employed for life by one company. Your place in society is determined by your work in that company. My company was one of the more progressive ones. Salaried personnel still had to clock in and out to prevent people from working too much overtime. People put in great effort to cheat the time clock and put in more overtime than would be acceptable. People would get to work an hour early and leave at 10pm. There was little effort to make work more efficient because the employees can just work more. The company had an employee discount deal with customer products and employees were pressured into buying their products. It’s much better in America where the common tactic is to switch jobs every few years. America has a long way to go when it comes to work, but saying it’s almost as bad as Japan is just not true.

Duamerthrax ,

It’s crazy how much doesn’t even get done. No one wants to leave before their boss, so they space out their work and give the appearance of being busy.

Malfeasant ,

And that’s unusual how?

Kiosade ,

Well for example, I leave before my boss all the time. Hell I work from home most days if I can.

ShimmeringKoi ,
@ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net avatar

If that’s normal, then this defense is a fatal indictment of normal

Malfeasant ,

I’m a very strong advocate for a 20 hour work week…

Tankiedesantski ,

For what I’ve heard japanese spend a lot of time working

According to the OECD, the average Japanese worker works just about the same number of hours per year as the average EU worker. It’s actually pretty surprising because the average Japanese worker seems to work less than workers in countries that most people do not think of as being overworked (e.g. Canada, Spain, Italy).

Of course, averages don’t account for distribution, so there absolutely are workers who are chronically overworked. There’s also more part-time workers in Japan, which kind of explains things. On the other hand, you then have to ask how/why it’s financially feasible for so many people to sustain their livelihoods with only part time work.

Potatisen , in Never forget what they took from us...

Single player is the best.

nexussapphire ,

10 year old games on a 4k OLED with maxed out settings is the best. Especially if it’s a game you can run above 60 fps.

Mac ,

yes but i do miss co-op gaming.

unwillingsomnambulist ,

Powerwash Simulator.

SacralPlexus ,

Deep Rock Galactic.

Rock and Stone, Miner!

ekky ,

Couch co-op, split-screen, hotseat; Kingdom Two Crowns is nice. So is Darksiders Genesis, For The King, Moon Hunters, Trine, etc.

Always on the lookout for other good co-op couch games, especially with a good story, but I feel that they are few and far between. :(

Potatisen ,

Brothers, It takes two and A way out.

A way out I really liked.

JackFrostNCola ,

For me its the Borderlands series & portal 2.

mino ,
@mino@lemmy.ml avatar

It takes two is absolutely amazing in every aspect.

idunnololz ,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

A few games that are great single player can also be played with friends such as Terraria, Stardew Valley, Factorio and Minecraft.

M500 ,

100% Online gaming is pretty toxic and I love being able to play at my own pace.

Only exception to this for me was stardew with my wife.

Potatisen ,

Toxicity is one thing for sure but I don’t like how the commercialization of MP has shaped it.

Indie games have a very different feel in their online gameplay compared to “commercial” games.

Even way back, HL1 online and those online experiences felt so different because it was designed to be about the group experience rather than level up and get a skin, buy a weapon, our skill tree is massive. Sure technology was holding it back but I wish I could see what it would’ve been without the massive push for $$$.

M500 ,

Oh, yeah. I just ignore that stuff. But it’s really annoying. I can’t even think of the last time I played a game online.

Oh, I got fallout 76 on sale super cheap and uninstalled it after 20-30 minutes.

TheFriar ,

I only want to play single player games. I’m not a super big gamer, but I just want campaigns. I recently got a PS5 and I’ve been struggling to find newer games that have a great single player campaign. RDR2 is my style, it’s my favorite game. The gameplay itself is a little problematic, but it’s gorgeous and the story just gets me where I live. And that’s what I want.

robocall , in No Kevin
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

I would be consumed with guilt if a dog wanted to come in to sleep and I shut the door on it. I’m not even a dog person.

Flughoernchen ,

I’m absolutely a dog person, still I wouldn’t allow dogs in my bedroom, let alone on the bed. While the first is just a bit bothersome, I think the second one to be pretty icky.

noGold ,

My dog sleeps exclusively on my bed. I even sold hers, she never used it

whostosay ,

Fair weather dog person, you welcome that infinite ball of heat into your bed and you will like it.

psycho_driver ,

Yeah unless they’re like my little 25lb furnace who manages to push 250lb me to the very edge of the bed every night.

Guy_Fieris_Hair ,

You are not a dog person.

histic ,

What are you worried about be watched by them? Unless they are farm dogs and are dirty af then understandable

Numenor ,

Why is the dog left in the house without the owner?

Sirence ,

Doubt it’s without the owner, might be a two story building with one floor being an airbnb and the other the owners flat or some similar setup.

MissJinx , (edited )
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

For sure! Went to visit my cousin and she doesn’t allow her puppy on her bed… well guess who had company sleeping all week? We snugle out every day! You crazy if you thin I’m gona lose the opotunity to sleep with a dog!

TheFunkyMonk ,
@TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world avatar

I’d pay extra for Kevin.

frostysauce ,

I hate dogs and would hate to be in an Air BNB where there was a dog about. But fuck yes, Kevin, if you’re lonely you still deserve to be treated well. Let’s go to bed, Kevin.

henfredemars , (edited ) in Resist the Bullies Occupying Your Communities

What does PlayStation 4 have to do with this? Am I getting old?

Is this BoneAppleTea?

fireweed , (edited )

I assume it’s shorthand for “pays for”

My understanding is most shorthand/euphemisms nowadays seem to originate from tiktok’s strict and sometimes inscrutable censorship rules. Maybe this is one of them?

Edit: apparently this was a case of text-to-speech gone away. I prefer my head cannon of tiktok trying to censor conversations about anyone who “pays for” an elicit service.

alphanerd4 OP ,

frfr its kind of staying in because it quadruples engagement. i like that tiktok headcannon

OneWomanCreamTeam ,

I figured it was just bad text to speech, and OP just didn’t go back to proofread.

subignition ,
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The only reading that is making sense to me is shorthand for "pays for", but I've never seen that slang in the wild so I have no idea

DragonTypeWyvern , (edited )

Speech to text system is my guess. I don’t know if more people are using it or what but it never used to be this common.

JCreazy , in Winning the lottery

Once I found 7zip, WinRAR was obsolete. Lately though I’ve just been using the built in extractor in Linux because it works just fine.

Pantherina ,

Every linux archive manager is better than windows crap.

  • mark multiple zips and extract, they all extract. Windows doesnt do that, it extracts one
  • fuck “open in new window” windows that is horrible UI and only works well on tiling window managers lol
  • allows to use ANY archive format
  • allows to extract and delete in one go, the most commonly used action
turbowafflz ,

It really is amazing that even the worst linux ones are better than like everything on windows. I find fileroller so much more annoying than Ark, but if someone ported fileroller to windows it would probably be the best thing available by a huge margin

Pantherina ,

Okay I wanted to mention that there was pretty much no explorer alternative. But there is QTTabbar and Clover are a thing, and there are tons of other tools.

I think just nothing “looking like an improvement over explorer” on alternativeto.net

Overall, I dont know, Windows 10 was so ugly?? All those rectangles, the white theme, just ugly?

mugthol ,

I mean, shit on windows all you want, but there is a daek theme too

Sotuanduso ,

Windows Explorer can now open other types of archive, but it’s really slow about extracting at least some of them compared to 7zip.

Son_of_dad , in Quack makes a Swift escape

How much carbon emission do fox news use while flying their people? Or Murdoch alone? Suddenly it matters to them

helmet91 , in Why?

In my opinion it’s not useless at all. Lemmy marks the comments as edited, but that’s just to show the fact that it was edited. But if you add the reason why you edited, that makes it a whole lot more transparent.

Sometimes it could happen that I see a great comment full of great ideas from a great user, and it could be lengthy as well. Then later I go back to see the reactions, and I see the comment was edited. If I don’t know what was edited on it, then I have to read the whole comment again. But if it’s clearly stated that only typos were fixed, then I don’t bother with re-reading the comment.

stebo02 ,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

i think the point is that you only have to write “edit:” when you actually changed something in your message

if there’s no “edit” it’s often safe to assume nothing really changed, it’s just a typo or a rewording

GenesisJones ,

How many times do you go to the bathroom in a day you think? Jw

stebo02 ,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

about as many times as i open lemmy

Aradia ,
@Aradia@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s good to have a hint on what he changed, if the whole text completely or was just a typo. It doesn’t hurt…

Kusimulkku ,

It’s just one of those painfully Reddit things I was hoping we had left behind.

Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

stebo02 ,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

if the whole text completely was changed there’d be an “edit”

Aradia ,
@Aradia@lemmy.ml avatar

If you don’t put the “Edit:” you will never know if it was a typo or a whole text.

stebo02 ,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

are you even reading what I’m saying

madcaesar ,

Lemmy needs to get rid of edit if you edit within 1 min. Often you’ll see a typo after you post and you have to edit. There should be a grace period like reddit.

Peppycito ,

Yes, I do that all the time. No better time to proofread than after you post!

I don’t get why there isn’t a “view edit” feature. Lay it all out.

madcaesar ,

Even with view edit for some reason I’ll always catch the fucker AFTER I post!

NoSpiritAnimal , (edited ) in *chuckles* I'm in danger
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Why worry about Israel attacking a US ship while pretending they are Egyptian in order to draw the US in a wider war? It’s not like they’ve been shown to be spying on the US, or have any recent evidence that Netanyahu’s government funds enemies of Israel in order to bolster political support.

This is all a big nothing-burger of millions of lives at stake. 😬

NocturnalMorning ,

Do we really need to use the world nothing burger? It makes you sound incredibly inept.

Speculater ,
@Speculater@lemmy.world avatar

I liked it.

SuckMyWang ,

I agree, it lessens the poignancy of the subject through facetious humour

finickydesert ,
@finickydesert@lemmy.ml avatar

Clearly never watched moistcritical

Viking_Hippie ,

Moistcritical? Is that when you roll a nat 20 with sweaty hands?

finickydesert , (edited )
@finickydesert@lemmy.ml avatar

insert how I made your gf/wife feel joke here en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cr1TiKaL?wprov=sfti1 or www.youtube.com/

Viking_Hippie ,

Thanks for that! I watched his pinned video and I don’t think that " but hey, it’s Hollywood! It’s a dog eat ass world and I gave it a shot!" us gonna leave my brain for a long time 🤣

CreateProblems ,

Gatekeeping the evolution of language: the type of internet comment everyone loves the most.

(This comment is sarcasm. Your gatekeeping adds nothing of value to the conversation.)

Pat_Riot ,
@Pat_Riot@lemmy.today avatar

Come on, nothing burger is one of the better ones the kids these days have come up with. I give Nothing Burger the Gen X seal of who gives a fuck what you think. Let people like things.

flicker , in Honestly, fuck the diamond industry

My nightmare of a previous boss called my moissanite engagement ring "cheap" and "trashy," and treated us to a 30-minute speech about how if it's not "real" diamond, it doesn't count.

I hope sucking down those Marlboro blacks takes care of that problem of a woman sooner, rather than later, and in the meantime the gorgeous rainbow sparkle of my pretty ring is made all the more beautiful for the complete lack of child slavery that went into making it!

... I also just realized that horrible harridan didn't have an engagement ring, or even a boyfriend, and now some things make sense.

Haui ,
@Haui@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

We all have these people in our jobs, don’t we? I‘m practicing to engage them with a therapist rn. Have been through abuse when I was young and they love to dump on me. My new goal is to pin a notice on my wall that I get for telling the next bully where to stick it (in public). Lets see how that goes.

TheActualDevil ,

“I consider this harassment inappropriate for a workplace. I’d rather not get HR involved.”

Key words from the employee manual or even better, HR training. No emotion, just stating facts. Don’t trust HR, but management knows that more than anyone. They use it as a bludgeon against employees all the time, they know it could be turned against them just as easily.

Haui ,
@Haui@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Good advice! Thank you :)

Batpool23 ,

Moissanite is a perfect replacement of a diamond. Definitely agree that it looks great, better off putting the money towards something that will actually enhance your life.

RizzRustbolt ,

It’s got a higher refractory index than diamonds.

HurlingDurling ,

I would have just sat there quietly and when she finished answered her with “well, that’s your opinion”

I don’t care if I depend on my job and my boss is a POS, my self worth is more valuable than any job.

oatscoop ,

I usually take a month off of work in the fall each year. One of my bucket list items is taking that time off to find a job with the worst bosses and seeing how far I can go while giving no fucks.

Franzia ,

This sounds really fun

Omega_Haxors ,

Average employer. I bet they only see diamonds as legitimate because of the slave labour put into them.

ekZepp , in Gotta hold onto that power somehow
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Appoxo ,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I have seen that in a civ game…

Didnt end well.

Zehzin ,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

In my experience, late game domination runs don’t end well

SpliceVW ,

You must not have enough nukes.

photonic_sorcerer ,
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I had enough once but it was the lack of AA that turned my cities to ash.

Legendsofanus ,
@Legendsofanus@lemmy.ml avatar

Just for information, how endgame is an endgame in Civilization? I assume at some point you do so well that you can’t do anything else and all new nations must bow to ur immense nuclear power

photonic_sorcerer ,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

It depends, but in civ 6 at least, if you don’t go for science or culture, someone else will win those eventually. Usually you become so overpowered compared to the AI by the endgame that you’re just waiting for the win screen to show up.

Legendsofanus ,
@Legendsofanus@lemmy.ml avatar

Oh so there is a win screen? For context I only played Civ V on java mobile. But I do have CIV 6 cuz Epic gave it for free

photonic_sorcerer ,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Yes, there are win conditions but you can play beyond those if you want. That never interests me, though.

SpaceCowboy ,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

I don’t often get to the win screen in a domination game. Like I know I’m going to win… eventually. So I just lose interest.

UrPartnerInCrime ,

That explains everything that’s going on. Whoever was playing this game won the two big wars so everything pretty much got settled out so they gave up before actually winning the game.

Comment105 ,

I ended up running a military campaign across the entire world because nobody would stop being hostile, then I eventually lost as my own cities rose against me.

It was my first Civ campaign, I played it in one go for hours upon hours until late at night.

The feeling of utter futility after complete domination is still memorable to me, it was such a strange feeling.

Robaque ,

Fuuuck these are some saucy memes

Scrof , in I’ll fight anyone who shits on Gen Z

Can confirm. Fight the power, fuck the system and all that jazz. I was told it was my “maximalism of the youth”, a phase that would pass, but I only become more and more radical in my views as I mature, so that was a fucking lie.

dojan ,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

Aye. I’m almost 30 now and I feel like I’ve gotten more radical rather than less.

Makes sense though. In the 30 years I’ve been around I can tangibly see ecosystems failing and the climate going haywire. And for what? Wealth inequality has gotten worse and the idea of owning a house is almost a pipe dream.

Meanwhile everyone’s getting more hateful. LGBTQ people, women, and minorities are having rights scrutinised and stripped away.

There’s war in Europe again. The gerontocracies are still going hard. The oceans are dying. The mummies are melting along the permafrost.

We lived through a pandemic, companies made record breaking profits, yet none went to workers. Everything is turning into subscriptions, we’re literally fighting to get to repair stuff we’ve bought. We are to own nothing and be happy about it.

Humanity, society… it’s all bullshit. Everything is bullshit.

FReddit ,

I’m over 60 and not at all represented by these old motherfuckers. It’s partly their age and partly their wealth – they can’t represent people who actually work for a living.

There are various theories of how age and term limits could limit this.

Here’s my fantasy, which is just that.

Set up an AI unit that’s been programmed to a 90 IQ level. If these assholes can’t beat it in chess three times out of five – or checkers for that matter – enjoy the rest of your life on the porch.

Just a fantasy.

primalmotion ,
@primalmotion@lemmy.antisocial.ly avatar

I love boomers shitting on boomers. Gives me hope

ElleChaise ,

It was never about age, that was just another distraction. If old people, trans people, gay people, black people, Mexican people, democratic people, and all the rest are responsible, you won't have any attention left to pay the rich guy who's fault this actually is.

TwoGems ,
@TwoGems@lemmy.world avatar

Time to munch some billionaires

dojan ,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

Oh I wouldn’t put that in my mouth, which says a lot given my proclivity for putting things in my mouth. I’d rather let the guillotine do its job.

IHaveTwoCows ,

Arm up, Comrade

moosepuggle ,

Yup, I’m 41 and I haven’t gotten less radical, just more detail-oriented in how we make it a reality.

Holzkohlen ,

You poor? Usually people get more conservative the more wealth they accumulate. I’ve got barely anything to my name which might be why I slowly getting more and more radicalized on the left. That and you know reality.

moosepuggle , (edited )

I grew up poor (rural Arizona, living in a trailer we couldn’t afford to heat in the winter, mom worked at Walmart, dad was a mechanic, just to paint a picture of what I mean). Both my parents are more progressive, we moved from the Bay Area of California when I was ten because we couldn’t afford it and also so they could get away from their druggie friends circle. Thankfully I liked science and had people who encouraged me, and I now have a PhD in molecular biology and my partner does computer programming and makes a lot.

But before I decided on science, my progressive parents + being poor + Intro Philosophy + Against Me anarcho-syndicalist punk rock made me want to major in some combo of history, economics, and political science so I could change/overthrow the system from within. I still have the anarchy tattoos behind my ears, though! But I think Scandinavian style Democratic socialism is better suited to modern technological society.

And now I’m in academia, most people here grew up middle class or upper middle class, and the entitlement is mind boggling sometimes. I’m learning more and more how to blend in with them, my partner is upper middle class academic family. But sometimes I still feel like some of them can tell I’m a dirty poor.

It just pisses me off so much that there’s soooo much wealth in the world and it’s all locked up by rich people. I read somewhere that a study by the Swiss bank found that if all the wealth in the world was evenly divided amongst every men women and child, each person would get like $30,000. That would be amazing! No more world poverty! A living wage would be a great start.

Anywho, it’s late, I’m tired and rambling. TLDR: eat the rich.

MsPenguinette ,

I’m in my early 30’s but I have no problem reminding the kids to “Never trust anybody over 30”

alcamtar ,
@alcamtar@lemmy.world avatar

Spoken like a boomer

MsPenguinette ,

Boomerism comes for us all. That’s why you shouldn’t trust anyone over 30

Manifish_Destiny ,

I want to make a guillotine

ThwaitesAwaits ,
slurpeesoforion ,

Le Nationale Razor is good for tyrants and peasants alike.

IHaveTwoCows ,

I went from Ayn Rand objectivist/conservative in my youth to full on tankie as I aged thanks to the absolute horrific violence of the Boomers and MAGAts. I fully endorse respondingnto them with exponentially more violence because they fucking deserve it.

Obi ,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

My views haven’t changed one bit, I just had to make some compromises in lifestyle to survive (e.g. get a job).

TawnyFroggy , in Every third post on Lemmy
@TawnyFroggy@hexbear.net avatar

Need a politics-free safe space? It’s called stop supporting people who want me dead.

Like I genuinely get mad when people say stuff like “I don’t want politics in my x” or whatever, because YEAH. ME FUCKING TOO. Do you know how much I would love not feeling on the defensive at all times due to the pending casual extermination of people like me that you are either supporting or ignoring??? If all the libs wanted me to be a lib like them they could have simply not made me life hell.

dontcarebear ,

If they persecute you for having a different opinion that doesn’t enforce anti-tolerance, then they are not liberals.

UlyssesT ,

The difference is just a scratch.

dontcarebear ,

I’m sorry that one whooshed so high over my head I can see it twinkling in the sky.

UlyssesT ,
mars ,

The expression (don’t know the origin) is “scratch a liberal and a fascist bleeds.” Basically pointing out the historical tendency of liberals to prefer a fascist-managed capitalism if their interests are threatened or it becomes clear the liberal order won’t last (and could be replaced from the left).

dontcarebear ,

Thank you!

Definitely a valid expression for when liberals dress up self interest in the guise of principles of freedom.

Not hipocrisy when the left parties enforce the tyranny of the majority though. In that case, the criticism becomes strawman fallacy.

o_d ,
@o_d@lemmygrad.ml avatar

tyranny of the majority

🤔

BurgerPunk ,
@BurgerPunk@hexbear.net avatar

Except, sometimes they are very much liberals

dontcarebear ,

By vote, not by action.

If a liberal suppresses your freedom of speech and you are not calling for the destruction of his government (full constitutional change that doesn’t include the entirety of the people or at the very least, prevents the majority’s tyranny) he is not a liberal.

CorruptBuddha ,

I stopped and nothing changed, please advise.

spiderjuzce ,

This is the point everyone misses. They forget that other people have problems even if it’s not happening to them

bug ,

Firstly, that sounds like a shit situation to be in, so please don’t think I’m dismissing your struggles here.

I don’t live in the same country as you and I have no power to even slightly affect your political situation. I read enough bad news about stuff that I at least have a chance to get involved in that sometimes I want to read some funnies on the internet without having to read about another shit situation. It’s not because I don’t care, it’s because it’s not worth stressing out further about something I cannot do anything about.

So yeah, that’s why people don’t want so see US politics everywhere. Just because something is very important doesn’t mean it’s very important to everyone.

Alaskaball , (edited )
@Alaskaball@hexbear.net avatar

So yeah, that’s why people don’t want so see US politics everywhere. Just because something is very important doesn’t mean it’s very important to everyone.

You’ll be happy to know that our news megathread is truly an international one because you get to hear about stuff from around the world

GreenTeaRedFlag ,

“I just don’t want to see your suffering”

bug ,

Do you want to see people suffering? Because that’s fucked up.

GreenTeaRedFlag ,

The bare minimum you can do is listen when someone is in pain and stand witness when they are under attack. I want to see when people are suffering, so I can figure out how to help, or at very least show solidarity. Obviously I can’t take this in at all hours of every day, but that’s time I spend alone or with an IRL friend, not on an online messaging board.

bug ,

Other way round for me, my IRL time contains the serious shit, I come online for escapism

GreenTeaRedFlag ,

I don’t know why you would go on the “people talking about events” platform and being surprised people are talking about events that aren’t happy. That’s just poor planning. I mean yeah, be there for your friends, but you should be able to have light or pleasant conversation pretty often, and steer away from troubling topics when you aren’t up for it, far easier than online.

AOCapitulator ,
@AOCapitulator@hexbear.net avatar

Trans rights are important to everyone and under threat in most of the world, so disagree

These are all global problems because they’re caused by global systems lead by a global hegemon, the United States

rjs001 ,
@rjs001@lemmygrad.ml avatar

How do you know what country they live in and if the issue is relavent in your country or not?

empireOfLove , in Reduce carbon emissions

Correction to the first panel:

YOU need to reduce carbon emissions.”
fucks off to Cabo on a private plane for the 5th time this month

Absolutemehperson ,

5th time this month? Isn’t Tom Cruise taking his jet to New York daily for the coffee?

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