Nah nah. This is all accurate. However the difference is, you buy it, you eat it, you enjoy the hell out of it.
Then after dinner, you tell your kids they can have the rest for dessert. And since there’s one piece left, you have the last piece like a hoss. Then it’s gone within a days work, and you can pretend it never happens while the kids think it was the best day ever and it’s a win win situation.