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AnomalousBit , in I would simply blow up the trolley

What republican rubbed his two incest loving neurons together this morning and shat out this terrible “meme”

db2 ,

When you see someone saying “the right can’t meme” you know now why firsthand.

Alsephina OP ,

It was originally your average fascist democrat “meme”

spoilerhttps://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/cc42aef4-4fc7-4432-bef3-036891e64375.png

“Uniteagainsttheright” it says lmao not realizing they’re already a fascist right-winger. Surprisingly even reddit had the decency to remove it

agamemnonymous ,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

This one’s accurate though, the edit doesn’t even make sense

Alsephina OP ,

“This one” as in this lemmy post or the fascist meme?

Rhynoplaz ,

You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

agamemnonymous ,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

What fascist meme? This one here, the original, makes sense. The edit you posted is willfully ignorant, impotently idealistic nonsense. Republicans are fascists. Democrats are neoliberal scum, but they’re not fascists.

SuperSpruce , in Thank you American software
  1. TikTok, regardless of the country of origin, is known to be spyware on a much greater level than everything else on this list. It collects every click, interaction, and even your clipboard, among other things, sometimes while not using the app.
  2. Yes, this kind of data harvesting should be illegal for Google, Facebook, etc. Do something about it, US government. Unfortunately our next best option is to use FOSS where possible.
zalgotext ,

Yeah I remember when TikTok was first getting popular in the States, and some reverse engineer I followed on Twitter posted his findings about it, and it was honestly pretty terrifying. Like unfettered access to your device, regardless of permissions granted, and remote code execution capabilities kind of terrifying. I don’t think Spotify does that lmao

caveman ,

This mean android permissions don’t work and a Google should be hold accountable also

TheAnonymouseJoker ,
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

Like unfettered access to your device, regardless of permissions granted, and remote code execution capabilities kind of terrifying.

You realise you need to provide proof for Android sandbox bypassing, right? Or are you just going to be a racist liar?

brain_in_a_box ,

TikTok, regardless of the country of origin, is known to be spyware on a much greater level than everything else on this list.

How do you support this assertion beyond just saying “it is known”?

Tankiedesantski ,

Source: Trust me bro [1]

[1] I don’t like people who look different from me.

SuperSpruce ,

Ahhh, typical Hexbear, jumping to the conclusion that I am racist because I said TikTok is bad without any citations. See the other reply in the thread for the citations.

Tankiedesantski ,

TikTok is not the only company that uses its pixels throughout the internet. The report found Google, Meta and Microsoft, among others, use these trackers.

Your first link has a sentence expressly disproving your own thesis, so in addition to concluding you are a racist, I can also now conclude that you didn’t read your own sources.

FunkyStuff ,

Justifying their attacks with claims of superiority, defending the obvious contradictions with equivalence. Classic motte and bailley.

SuperSpruce ,

I never said the other companies don’t also track you outside of the app.

Tankiedesantski ,

TikTok, regardless of the country of origin, is known to be spyware on a much greater level than everything else on this list.

brain_in_a_box ,

Your citations did not support your claim at all, you’re just openly lying and hoping nobody bothers to check.

SuperSpruce ,

I’m not trying to openly lie. If you have any evidence that any of the other platforms are expressly worse than TikTok for privacy, please show me.

Tankiedesantski ,

Goalpost shifting, your original post said that TikTok is known to be spyware on a much greater level than anything else on this list.

Your statement isn’t true even if you prove that Tiktok is the worst offender on the list. You need to prove that Tiktok is worse to a much higher degree than anything else on that list. Your own source straight out says that at least 3 of the other companies on the list engage in similar practices.

SuperSpruce ,
Tankiedesantski ,

From the very first link:

TikTok is not the only company that uses its pixels throughout the internet. The report found Google, Meta and Microsoft, among others, use these trackers.

Rigorous scholarship there, champ.

brain_in_a_box ,

Literally none of those sources support your claim that:

TikTok, regardless of the country of origin, is known to be spyware on a much greater level than everything else on this list.

So at this point you’re just knowingly lying and hoping nobody bothers to check your links.

turkishdelight ,

Nothing beats Instagram, Facebook, Google, Microsoft or Twitter in spyware. Have you heard of the Snowden revelations? These companies provide all their data to US spies.

TheAnonymouseJoker ,
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar
  1. TikTok, regardless of the country of origin, is known to be spyware on a much greater level than everything else on this list. It collects every click, interaction, and even your clipboard, among other things, sometimes while not using the app.

Can you provide concrete proof that this is the case, when compared to other Western social media platforms? You sound like a scientologist.

SuperSpruce ,
TheAnonymouseJoker ,
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

ABC News does not provide the “cybersecurity report” they “obtained”. Usually this is a sign of Washington ordering news outlets to do their thing. Wired looks the same. And going by the video format of WSJ tabloid, it also has nothing of substance that technically breaks down things.

eatham , in Been a royal can be complicated
@eatham@aussie.zone avatar

What is this referencing? I’m out of the loop

bloubz ,

The public has not seen her in a while, there is a hypothesis that she is in an induced coma after a failed surgery. Apparently the royal family released a fabricated photo (AI of Photoshop) showing her

magic_lobster_party ,

And the Photoshop job is really bad. Complete novices can perform a better job than that.

Zozano , (edited )
@Zozano@lemy.lol avatar

It isn’t even a matter of skill, it’s a matter of attention + basic file management and/or workflow process.

I cannot imagine a scenario where the one editing the image is actually responsible for this fuck up.

If I had to guess, I would assume the social media management team accessed the editors computer without their knowledge.

Either this or the editor was high as fuck.

Khrux ,

The photo is absolutely true. Not just are there several AI artifacts but her face in the photo is identical to a photo from a photoshoot that came from vogue, meaning it’s very likely that she wasn’t at this photoshoot at all.

Honestly, particularly as someone who only married into the royal family, my heart goes out to her for whatever is going on. It’s clear that since that operation she’s been out of the public eye, whether she’s just recovering, in a coma or as some believe dead, it’s still sad.

What I don’t understand is the cover up and mystery, particularly when it comes to the wife of the future king after the massive amounts of drama and conspiracy around Diana.

XTornado ,

Yeah… that’s the thing… What could be so messed up that you want to cover it and not say anything about it? Maybe at the end is nothing crazy and she didn’t want to share or talk about it or whatever but feels super weird.

dditty ,

Some people online were speculating due to the description of it being an abdominal surgery and the timeline that perhaps she got a BBL

ipkpjersi ,

I’d agree with you, especially since BBLs are super dangerous and could definitely explain that she had a fat embolism that travelled to her brain and caused a stroke, but I’d say it’s pretty unlikely. Also I’d say it’s even more unlikely that she would want a BBL as a member of the royal family with all eyes on her. Who knows what happened, it’s weird.

Vendul ,

She died in surgery rip in peace 😌

MuffinHeeler ,

She was last seen properly in public on Christmas Day 2023. She had surgery early January. Info is all vague. There’s been 2 recent paparazzi pics of her recently, grainy through car windows).

That’s the background, not sure about the death idea the other commenter said. Maybe there’s a conspiracy that she’s dead?

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

She hasn’t been seen since her surgery a few months ago. They palace recently released a pic of her, but AP and other photo publishers had to retract it because it was obviously manipulated. It appears they photoshopped in her face from a magazine photoshoot a few years ago.

I don’t usually follow this stuff, but it turns out that when a photo gets retracted it’s called a “kill notice” or a “photo kill”. I didn’t know that, so when I saw headlines saying that AP put out a kill notice on the royal family it got my attention lol

Bristle1744 ,

Fucking finally I have context for all the royal family references. Thank you!

Psythik ,

Okay next question: who is Kate Middleton?

phoenixz ,

I believe she’s the wife of one of the royal kids.

Also, there is something called Internet search ;)

Psythik ,

I honestly don’t care enough to look them up. It was easier to just leave a comment.

bamboo ,

She’s in between Kate Lefton and Kate Righton

Zorsith ,
@Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Above Kate Downton in height, but below Kate Upton.

bamboo ,

This is so much better. Who would have guessed there’d be multiple famous Kate <direction>ton names

Luisp OP ,

Mid of feed ftw

exocrinous ,

That’s Mr Bean

Got_Bent , in I guess I'm doing my part

COVID forced me to stay in my house for an extended period of time. I never ventured back out. Businesses are certainly not incentivizing me to do so.

As a result, I’ve watched my bank account grow at a rate it never has. In a nearly identical upward trend on the graph so have grown my depression and loneliness.

The outside world has become hostile in addition to expensive.

I’m glad I’m old and this is not my whole life ahead of me stage.

pugsnroses77 ,

try volunteering

Timecircleline ,

There are still good people, friend, anywhere you go. Especially if you do try volunteering as the other commenter suggested, and there are tons and tons of various organizations always looking for good people depending on what your interests are.

If you just want to meet people and have no specific hobbies you can try volunteering at a hospital. Even a few hours once a week or every other week might really help with the loneliness.

z00s , in Come on Barbie lets go Party

“Most powerful empire the world has ever known”

Lol Americans

The Romans conquered the known world with pointy sticks and diplomacy.

The US hasn’t been on the winning side since ww2 despite having nukes and spyplanes.

Even the British Empire spanned the globe, and all they had was cannons, rum, and syphilis.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Are you claiming that Victorian England could take modern America in a fight?

Diurnambule ,

So are you trying to make him say what he didn’t say because your butthurt ?

DragonTypeWyvern ,

So you agree America is more powerful than the British Empire?

Diurnambule ,

In military power, yes. Greatest empire ever, no.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

One, no empire is “great,” they all suck donkey dick, that’s the definition of an empire, two, the meme specifically states “most powerful.”

America is objectively the most powerful empire to ever exist, just as the British were more powerful than the Romans.

originalucifer ,
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

i think the only thing keeping china from taking that top slot is reach and the use of the dollar worldwide. both of those are collapsing. the US might not be the biggest asshole on the planet for much longer

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Yeah, instead we’ll get a nation that treats North Korean workers so poorly they riot and execute the management.

Good times for humanity ahead…

pingveno ,

Eh… don’t count on it. China has some significant weaknesses. In the short term, economic growth has slowed significantly. Debt in the private and public sector is having consequences, both in the housing market and elsewhere. In the longer term, China is aging at a faster rate than the US, both due to a low birth rate and immigration rates that are virtually nonexistent compared to the US. China’s GDP is outpacing the US for now, but it’s an open question how long that pace will last.

z00s ,

OK, what’s your basis for objective measurement?

DragonTypeWyvern ,

The ability to literally kill all multicellular life on Earth is a good starting point for “powerful”

z00s ,

Along with Russia, China, India, France and the UK. And North Korea and Pakistan.

And no, the US doesn’t have the greatest number. That’s Russia.

So, no, the US is not “objectively the most powerful”.

…wikipedia.org/…/List_of_states_with_nuclear_weap…

DragonTypeWyvern ,

That America’s actually work tip the scales, along with having a military not made of meat grinder slaves and eighty year old Soviet tanks. Plus, you know, a real navy and air force.

And while modern France and peers could indeed no diff the Romans or Victorian Britain, only America and Russia have enough nukes to kill the world (go us!)

z00s ,

Lol you’re neck deep in propaganda

z00s ,

I just wouldn’t call it an empire, that’s all. I’m not a historian but to me, empires are made by occupying other countries.

The US is a powerful nation of course, but they don’t have the same focus on conquest as the other countries throughout history have had.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manifest_destiny

Just ignoring the concept of neocolonialism for a second, most American land was stolen through conquest. That the American Empire is not currently aggressively expanding is irrelevant, did Rome not count as an empire when its borders were stable?

z00s ,

That would be interesting, to compare the land mass of the US with the max size of the Roman empire. My guess is that the romans would win by a hair.

But the Brits would definitely win because they have Australia, which is almost as big as the continental US just in itself, let alone all the other countries they conquered.

Aux ,

A few trolls can take America by installing a puppet red head president who will then dismantle the country in a few years time.

Dr_Fetus_Jackson ,

We prefer you call him The Great Pumpkin, thank you.

KredeSeraf ,

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JustJack23 ,

Yeah they may not incorporate other countries like previous empires, but their sphere of influence is undeniable unfortunately.

pyrflie , (edited )

Rome wasn’t the most powerful empire, merely the third longest lasting; the Assyrians and Egyptians had a run that puts Rome to shame, and the Khans wielded far more power than any individual emperor.

The US is just the only world power left in modern time that could deploy anywhere within 24 hrs with more than just a strike force (and they can do so far far harder than any previous “empire”). The US “empire” is based on deployment potential, banking, and diplomacy. Nukes are just the key required to gain entry to the table so you don’t get wiped at deployment.

Bricks is literally the alliance trying to match US power and still hasn’t. This is mostly a barrier to entry problem rather than personal power, but it does stand that no previous empire could match the modern US in millitary, finance, or diplomacy.

But hey give it 50 years we are doing our best to shit on two of those.

boatsnhos931 ,

Did they have taco bell tho

cheese_greater ,

I too would like a Medieval Meal

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar
AngryCommieKender , (edited )

More importantly, did they have the ability to deploy a Taco Bell, McDonald’s, and Wendy’s anywhere in the world, within 72 hours, just so their troops would have variety of food?

Nope. The Japanese knew they had royally fucked up when they realized that we had ships that were dedicated to ice cream supplies. You have to have everything else needed for war covered, before you start the logistical supply train of ice cream.

boatsnhos931 ,

Nothing like a cone after a long day of killing japs, hits the spot. knowhatimsayin?!

z00s ,

No they just had the latrines too close to the food prep area, same effect

boatsnhos931 ,

Is that your food prep hack? 🤤

z00s ,

Find out the one weird trick to lose weight fast - generals hate it!

OldWoodFrame ,

But if they fought I’d bet against the pointy stick guys and the syphilis guys.

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

James Cameron’s avatar be like

wind3s , (edited )

You seem to completely misunderstand American diplomacy.

Just because America doesn’t have the same style of conquest, doesn’t mean they aren’t conquerors.

America was the first empire to realize that all empires eventually fall whose agenda is toppling nations and replacing their flags with their own.

The USA invented a unique twist: never replacing the country’s flag.

Instead, as evidenced by countless examples such as Iran and Panama, the American agenda has always been installing a new national leader whose interests align with American ideals of democracy and “freedom” (predominantly of the white Christian variety). But they keep their “flag”, or in some sense maintain a national identity through the new leader, so it feels a lot less like they were conquered.

AngryCommieKender ,

Exactly. Wilson fucked up with Wilsonian Doctrine, among a ton of other things. Teddy had it right. Speak softly and carry a big stick. Get in, get out, get done.

z00s ,

Lol That’s just a bunch of mental gymnastics to justify why the “mighty” US can’t even win a war against an impoverished SE Asian nation with 50 year old Soviet weapons

JustUseMint , (edited ) in OnLy GoD cAn JuDgE mE

Lmfao this made my dad thanks

Edit, meant day but leaving it lol

Jorgelino ,

Damn, it’s not every day you see a time traveler come back in time to see the moment his own father was brought into existance by a meme on the internet.

JustUseMint ,

Haha I’m leaving it

Anticorp ,

Wyatt, you are an oak.

shatterling ,

The acorn of your dad’s eye

nrezcm ,

Don’t shoot until you can see the acorns of their eyes!

platypus_plumba ,

And thus, his father was born, perpetuating the time & space paradox for another generation.

Gradually_Adjusting , in This would break the internet
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

I can imagine it. Do you think Europe could maybe invade the UK? That seems reasonable.

Thcdenton , in Video Chats

And you’ll still forget the dildo on the shelf

phorq ,

I hid it in my popcorn bucket

mindbleach , in Paying for free software

Stop using this bigot’s picture to smug up a lukewarm take.

BedSharkPal ,

Spicy but true.

ArmokGoB ,

Nah, keep using it so we can point and laugh at the moron.

mindbleach ,

Eight fucking years of fascists’ jeering faces every god-damn day is more than enough, thanks very much.

Jakdracula , (edited ) in Goya endorsement
@Jakdracula@lemmy.world avatar

The sitting president of the United States doing a commercial from the White House for a company headquartered in Puerto Rico - the same Puerto Rico where he tossed rolls of paper towels to people after a hurricane destroyed their country.

madmaurice ,
@madmaurice@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Wait. That’s a real picture…?

conditional_soup ,

I’m 99% sure it is. The only hesitation is that the Trump presidency was so unhinged that you could make all manner of nonsense up and it would seem truthy. There was a whole thing where the owner of Goya beans endorsed him or something and Trump and his cult got really weird about buying and promoting Goya products for like a month.

MrJameGumb ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

Yes. His daughter made a post like this too

Jakdracula ,
@Jakdracula@lemmy.world avatar
Jakdracula ,
@Jakdracula@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, it’s a real picture.

www.snopes.com/…/donald-trump-goya-beans/

wellee ,

Oh. Yeah. I’m jealous you don’t remember this whole scandal. Goya was linked to some far right ideals, but I forget the details. Bad enough I stopped buying goya.

cyberpunk007 , in Relatable

This image looks like it was compressed and converted and compressed like 50 times lol

bane_killgrind ,

Weird that the meme creator didn’t use linus’s actual wife for the meme about mad wife

meekah ,
@meekah@lemmy.world avatar

Are there images of her being mad? I know I’ve seen her upset but never mad, but to be fair I don’t watch that much LTT

SacralPlexus , in Can you muppets stop throwing away money on awful companies producing subpar games?

I bought Deep Rock Galactic, Subnautica, annd Satisfactory in early access and have no regrets. These are great games and I would rather pay to be a beta tester on them than play many AAA finished pieces of junk. I think in general it’s not a bad thing to be wary about early access but I’m not sure it warrants an all or nothing approach.

reversebananimals ,

Nuance? On the internet? Get the fuck out of here.

GreenPlasticSushiGrass , in How the mighty have fallen

I loved having chickens, but sometimes you can tell they're little dinosaurs. One time I was doing something near the chicken run, and all six of them suddenly went quiet and dead still. Then a wasp flew through the run and one of the hens jumped about 2-3 feet off the ground and knocked it right out of the air. Another hen ran over to where it landed and ate it. It was all over in about 15-20 seconds, the birds went back to acting normal and I'm just standing there going, "Damn!".

meant2live218 ,

One of my hens came up to me as I stepped outside, but instead of following me around, she leaped at something to my left. She shredded apart a 4-inch long mantis!

psud ,

And then they give the best eggs. The best eggs are made of mice and bugs

doctorcrimson ,

You gotta be careful though because sometimes they get a craving for the high taurine diet and start eating their own eggs. Incredibly hard problem to fix once it starts.

HulkSmashBurgers ,

Idk seems like some breading and frying or baking and stuffing would solve the problem lol.

doctorcrimson ,

Well yes but then your egg production from the chicken(s) goes down to zero.

loaExMachina , (edited ) in I just don't pay enough attention to politics .

Bro, the left and right are originally French, not American, and they’re applied worldwide throughout various systems.

Long story short, in the original National Assembly in 1789, people with similar opinions ended up befriending each-other and sitting nearby during the session, so at one point you had all those who thought the revolution ought to go further (give more rights to more people, decrease the power of the king or outright depose him, etc…) sitting on the left, and all those who thought the revolution had gone to far already and ought to slow down sitting on the right.

Of course, by this metric, the very concept of a republic is far left, but the idea is that no matter what system you’re in, once it’s established enough, wanting to maintain the status quo is being a centrist, wanting change that puts more power in the hands of common people is left wing, and opposing such changes or wanting to undo them to “restore order”, often concentrating power in fewer hands, is right wing.

This “power” I speak of was at the beginning just political power, but through the 19th century, the focus shifted towards economic power. Therefore, since the late 19th century, a right wing policy a policy that favors the rich, and a left wing policy one that places restrictions on the rich and welfare policy for the poor to decrease inequality. This is why liberals were initially left wing, but neoliberalism is now mostly regarded as a wing ideology. These are policies that want a weaker state, but more rights/powers for rich individuals.

InquisitiveApathy ,

I am very surprised that there is only one legitimate reference to the original coining of these terms from the beginning of the French Revolution so far in this thread asking what these terms mean.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

It’s not exactly relevant to a modern conversation, even if the history does highlight the Overton Window and how being the “left” or “right” is still different from being a “leftist” or a “right winger” as left or right wing is usually relative to local politics and “leftist” vs “right winger” refers to broad ideologies.

Lileath , in Pouring one out for my boy Ingenuity
@Lileath@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Hard to not be the best mars helicopter when you are the only one.

Deceptichum ,
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

But it says a hell of a lot if you’re not the best in that situation.

meekah ,
@meekah@lemmy.world avatar

My dad once called me, super excited, and told me to come home right now. “I made the best apple pie I’ve ever made”, he said.

It was, in fact, the first apple pie he made. It was decent.

NicerLemmyUser ,

I’d eat anything my father used to make, simply because we both were super excited for how it was gonna turn out. Safe to say it was usually only decent but I would kill to have that kind of experience again. (Not saying he is dead or anything but we both have gotten very busy and it’s hard to do stuff like that)

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