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loaExMachina ,

And her name is Maggie Simpson.

loaExMachina ,
  • Spit on that thING
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  • The Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth

Only the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth has no ing.

loaExMachina ,

Eminem moment

loaExMachina , (edited )

Four of them, the galilean moons would be. The others would be dwarf planets [EDIT not all moons, many would be asteroids].

loaExMachina ,

One must imagine Pluto happy.

loaExMachina ,

The largest ring of Jupiter is just about 129 000 km of radius. The nearest Galilean moon to jupiter has a semi-major axis of 421 800 km, so the rings aren’t in any of their orbital neighborhoods.

Beside, the largest of them, Ganymede, is more massive than Mercury.

But you’re right that not all the moons would be either planets or dwarf planets, many would be asteroids.

loaExMachina ,

Everybody everybody everybody living now

Everybody everybody everybody sucks

loaExMachina ,

Hell yeah, recursive memes Recursive centaur: half horse, half recursive centaur

loaExMachina , (edited )

1- Yes, but the more it unfolds, the thinner and weaker the part of it that reaches the object will be. At one point it may be thinner than an atom, at which points further questions become too complicated for me to bother trying to answer. If Plank’s distance is mentioned I will run away.

2- If it goes into the bath water and you consider the water to be a continuous medium, then the surface of water touching it will also be infinite. If you consider a scale too small for the water to be considered a continuous medium, however, I will leap out the window.

loaExMachina ,

Well, you might’ve heard foods with carbohydrates are sometimes referred to by the abbreviation “carbs". If you know carbs are food, it’s obvious the word starting in “carb-” is the edible one.

If you weren’t familiar with that abbreviation, here’s another memory helper: Spaghetti carbonara contains carbs.

If you’re also not familiar with spaghetti carbonara, I’m very sorry for you.

loaExMachina ,

Aye, I stand defeated.

loaExMachina ,

Imagine if she caught someone like this simplistic drawing of the long armed woman grabbing someone from behond with her armes wrapped twice around them

loaExMachina ,

Ain’t no doubt about it that liquor is blessed

loaExMachina ,

Including an explosive cigare.

loaExMachina ,

Is there a full version of the femboy wojack picture?

loaExMachina ,

Thank you !

loaExMachina ,

Yes.

loaExMachina ,

He’s in the peepee-soaked heckhole now.

I took an apple at the cafeteria

It was so bad Ever on and on, I continue circling With nothing but my hate in a carousel of agony 'Til slowly I forget and my heart starts vanishing And suddenly I see that I can’t break free I’m slipping through the cracks of a dark eternity With nothing but my pain and the paralyzing agony To tell me who I am, who I was,...

loaExMachina OP , (edited )

Fine, but I suppose the ethereal intercourse between the greater republic of Ivory Coast and Mechanical Dynamics and Joe Biden aims to develop the new country’s soft power in the west. How does such an intercourse take place considering of Fizeau’s experiment’s result isn’t coherent with the existence of ether?

If instead we were to model soft power as a vector field, would Gauss-Ostrogradsky-Green’s theorem be applicable? And calling P(x,y,z,t) the probability an ivoridynamoo (Ivory Coast and Mechanical Dynamics equivalent of a weaboo) existingin the volume of coordinates X∈ [x,x+dx], Y∈[y,y+dy], Z ∈ [z,z+dz] at a time T∈ [t,t+dt], can we assume the existence of a function Ψ(x,y,z,t) such that |Ψ|² = P , and would such a function respect Schrödinger’s equation?

[Addendum: Obviously I didn’t use AI either, tho that doesn’t mean I wrote the initial post entirely myself. As for the alcohol part, I guess the rotten apple might’ve contained a bit. That and other fruits aside, not a drop in a week.]

loaExMachina OP ,

Bit intrigued by the downvotes. If someone thinks I’m bashing apples, I usually like them, that one just happened to be a bit rotten.

loaExMachina OP ,

It actually is a song , which I got stuck into my head when I bit the apple and it wasn’t good.

loaExMachina ,

So are add blockers and alternate Youtube frontends that get rid of adds.

loaExMachina ,

Pluto the nium

loaExMachina , (edited )

I think I would’ve used the philosoraptor instead to make this meme. The idea guy isn’t typically used to ask questions. [Edit: I see it’s been changed to philosoraptor, nice !👌]

loaExMachina , (edited )

Can I go an hour without eating pickles? If I fail, I’m deleting my comment. [EDIT: It was a close one, but I made it ! This comment is here to stay ! Celebratory pickle time.]

loaExMachina ,

Fake: Anon has friends.

Gay: Cock.

loaExMachina ,

I think these noodles may have given me diarrhea, but it’s also possible I just happened to have it for another reason. Either way I’m not in Denmark, so that wasn’t the incident.

loaExMachina ,

among I would assume others

I like how this comment aknowledges the possibility that all elephants call each-other Margaret.

loaExMachina , (edited )

Nah, it’s like with garlic. There are many ways to cut, but what really brings out the flavour is if you crush it. Which is why I’m in the ceiling with my hammer.

Whomp whomp

loaExMachina ,

:and_cheeks:

loaExMachina ,

Has there been threats or suggestions of a government blocking Lemmy, or is this just pessimistic anticipation?

loaExMachina OP ,

I guess I could upload the kra files (there are four of them since I made each panel separately, exported them to png and arranged them a fourth krita doc). Tho if I did that, would it even count as open source? A .kra file isn’t really a source code, it’s an archive that contains binaries.

loaExMachina OP ,

Thanks!

loaExMachina , (edited )

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdEfrEmojAs&t=0

loaExMachina ,

Uh, by accident. I’ll edit the link.

loaExMachina ,

I have no idea how British people pronounce it, I don’t believe I’ve ever discussed water bottles with a British person. I jut saw the meme and was reminded of another meme I’d once seen.

loaExMachina ,

No need to ask, he’s a smooth can opener

Smooooooooth can openerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

loaExMachina , (edited )

Come on, why would Pluto want to keep hanging out with the planets, the dwarf planet club is much bigger and cooler. And either way, pluto has a moon named Charon that’s so big it’s debated whether it should be called a moon or another dwarf planet…

loaExMachina ,

At least, after being demoted to asteroid Ceres was re-promoted to Dwarf Planet. Imagine having once been called a planet and being considered an asteroid. Imagine being Pallas.

loaExMachina ,

He’ll get very virulent in the X vs Wayland debate before he even learns what these mean.

loaExMachina ,

haha benis

loaExMachina ,

With people in power it’s always hard to say whether a bad thing they do is due to stupidity or ill-intent, tho I tend to favor the second hypothesis.

All of their actions did benefit a group. For Trump, most obviously, himself; but he also advanced the power of the American far-right and probably some companies thanks to lose regulations. For Bush, he clearly aimed to give more power to companies over things formerly done by the state, like hurricane relief or even the military. His vice president Dick Cheney famously profited from the Iraq war through the company Halliburton.

Many of Bush’s policies had a disastrous human cost, but they were very efficient at filling the pockets of a few shareholders. So was he an incompetent buffoon playing into the hands of the capitalists, or was he himself an evil schemer who willingly enriched those he deemed worthy allies at the expense of the rest of the world?

Same question applies to Trump. A narrative people like is that of the out of control puppet. An idiot that the Republican Party tried to use because he was attractive to their target demographic, but who ended up turning against his puppeteers and giving full reign to his folly.

But it’s also possible that he is a smart and evil man who’s particularly talented at playing the role of a madman and who saw it was working.

So basically, I have no definite knowledge of the intelligence of either man.

loaExMachina ,

I don’t find that this adage applies that well in politics. Yeah, I’ll assume whoever almost hit me with his car the other day was stupid/irresponsible/distracted rather than that they were attempting to murder me. Or that someone who gave me wrong directions to somewhere was mistaken rather than deceitful. That is because stupidity can explain these things, but stupidity on its own doesn’t explain becoming president.

Beside, if you assume he was being used by dickcheneys, you’re still assuming malice, just not from the same person.

As for which case his behavior would make most sense in, I won’t try to contradict you since I’m not good at analysing people and don’t enjoy trying.

I just tend to think of Trump+close collaborators as a system and assume the purpose of a system is what it does, and I don’t make too many assumptions of Trump’s exact place in this.

loaExMachina ,

Idk, I’ve heard government cheese was mid.

loaExMachina ,

If her research had applications, it would’ve turned her pure math into applied math, which sounds less cool. But an application in string theory isn’t always considered a “serious” application. String theory was popular in the 80s, as a model to unify quantum physics and relativity, but experiments since then haven’t really confirmed supersymmetry, which is one of it’s key hypothesis. Some still think string theory can be saved and make new versions of it to account for modern discoveries, but they’re very marginal.

loaExMachina ,

Excuse me, real cultured people only play games where the bosse’s hp just stops going down at one point if you’re supposed to lose, and just for spite you keep playing and hitting them as long as you can fully knowing losing is inevitable (See the first fight against Maja’s Dark Spectrobes in “Spectrobes: Beyond the Portals” and the first fight against Nero and Blank in “SolaToRobo”).

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